Walk in, see this, what do? ed.
Previously: >>70364725.
What are the three most important dates in British history?
>>70366619
gay fucking bent faggot
I'm CIA
>>70366638
1066
1588
1776
>>70366638
1066
1776
1956
>>70366639
>>70366638
1066
1653
1997
>>70366663
1776 was only important because it gave the french a temporary effort and changed british priorities
what happen in 1066
>>70366676
would rather be a sharter than a fucking faggot
>>70366651
>is he putting tobacco in his joint?
Yeah, I always do as well.
>>70366702
think that's the year king arthur was crowned
>what happen in 1066
>>70366676
>>70366702
Norman Invasion of England
>>70366705
wtf why? (pic related) ruining perfectly good weed
>>70366638
2017, the year of my death
normans rooooo
>>70366717
ree normans
why do you call yourselves anglo if you got Normaned in 1066?
you guys are Normies
>>70366693
The Glorious Revolution is arguably more important than the start of Cromwell's reign
>>70366745
the Normans originate in Denmark by way of France.
They were therefore autistic scandinavians, not normies.
>>70366727
30-40% tobacco for even burn and easier roll, you can't taste it.
maybe weed smells better when it's grown out in nature, but in the uk nearly makes me sick.
>>70366717
anglo-saxons were cooler than the normans imotbh
touch meeee I'm goooing to screeeam
>>70366746
Cromwell was the father of the English nation lad
only blair's election is more important than his reign
>>70366767
i tried spliffs in g*rmany actually ngl ngl and they aren't bad
I FUCKING HATE DIMITROVS NOISY FANS
a fucking leaf
Magna Carta was probably the most important historical Ruler of England
>>70366804
lovely post
>>70366804
maldita lisiada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D_vyMDKFjs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InZMyygscWQ
very aesthetic title sequence
wish I knew about graphic design 2bh
the mexicano's dick is half dark brown and half light because he was cut at the age of 14
megan carter
mango cartel
Who should I play as?
Folks, my internet speed has increased two fold out of nowhere.
It was suppose to be 30mbit/s, now it's 60mbit/s
I'm not complaining, but I wonder if they will charge me more for it.
>>70366865
County Cork
They don't usually charge for that.
>>70366865
cromwell
>>70366865
Australia!
>>70366865
Normans
I meant 4u.
>>70366871
>>70366865
the grean part of Ireland, even trough is fucking hard to play against the Brits
>>70366891
There doesn't seem to be anything here
>>70366888
>>70366899
roooo
>>70366877
ireland counties are boring
dw about it
trump is going to apply federal law enforcement in chicago
>>70366865
Hamburg
and try to stay as a single province as long as possible
if you absolutely need to expand do so in a limited way
or Grenada
I don't like turn based games.
>>70366887
>>70366912
Well, I hope not :3
trump will start a race war in our lifetime
uhh you don't get to bring friends get em on board I'll call it in big guy he didn't fly so good for you
everyone STOP talking about turn based games
he doesn't like them
>>70366951
can't think of any scenario where a race war would actually happen
>>70366974
this
I hope things calm down honestly now that Obama is out of office and won't be baiting anymore.
>>70366974
Obama tells the nogs to do it they will
leafs need not reply to my posts in the future, thanks guys x
why don't right wing girls exist?
Remember when people used to say FOY? Why is this general so yank friendly now?
eurghhhhh
maybe
just maybe
i will get a shag tonight
and i'll fuck up my shit tomorrow because of it
>he thinks he's people
precious
>train goes by at 830
>neighborhood doggos go off like a pack of coyotes for 30 mins
Ahhh yes
>>70367032
don't care
tfw the fart rolls up your arsecrack
>>70367028
Need the numbers at 4:30am.
Remember when people used to gas ((((them)))
>>70367032
Shit nvm I think that was an actual pack of coyotes getting a kill...
poor doggo
>>70367063
a massive pack of like 30 of them shut down my town once
I think they were wolf-coyote hybrids though
An emu got loose in my town once
>>70367076
all me
>>70367076
They are like knee height here but they own the night. Cats or dogs they'll eat em if they're out there.
Famished after my drunken stupor.
>>70367106
its the hybrids that are really bad
Coyotes are more loners or at most form small packs
but the hybrids are larger, smarter, and form massive packs. some are mixed with dogs as well leading to strange things and greater understanding of humans.
they are taking over the East now
coyotes are the niggers of the animal kingdom
>>70367149
stfu you fucking internet biologist
>>70367160
I like them more than wolves
>>70367194
just finished that book a few days ago
almost got a bird over
she said she's too tired to walk over and i've got shit to do tomo
came almost instantly after she said night, was edging during our entire convo
remember the lad who wouldnt let a girl sleep on the floor because it was dirty
haha
>>70367218
dw about it
night
>>70367232
what is the point of tv licenses
NEED a first world war gf
doing nofap doesn't lower your test long-term.
the benefits mostly relate to detaching yourself from immediate and worldly pleasures, choosing to know that you will want to seek them no matter what you are feeling/how good you are feeling, and choosing to not run to them to try to have that pleasure for yourself.
that pleasure doesn't matter. it's hard to realize this fact in your very bones and muscles and mind UNTIL you have nofapped for a reasonable time, at least 90 days is the baseline according to the oldest websites on the topic.
the reddit community says u can do whatever the fuck you want, if you feel like you want to jack off once or twice a week or once a month or WHATEVER, it's just up to you man, nobody gives a fuck that you follow THEIR rules. but speaking as someone who JUST hit 90 days after about three years of struggling and never really getting beyond 30 days in those three years, and who spent like two months just last autumn chasing the pleasure on rules i made up for myself and ending up back in the same no-willpower hole without tangible new happiness in my real day-to-day life, it's hard to realize the essential meaning of nofap until you really choose freely of your own will to commit entirely--body and mind--to making the detachment from sexual and pleasure-seeking urges. the essential meaning is essentially connected to the choice to stop fapping
i'm still trapped in a lot of those urges. i just had a huge raging boner and all i'm doing is sitting in the library trying to do some fucking homework. but nofap is really a learning process, not just a "lifestyle" or "challenge", and personally i am getting a lot out of not masturbating. it's helping me learn to let my urges go and commit to what i know is objectively right and good for me as a human who wants to be fitter, happier, and also more productive.
i wrote this rly quickly so feel free to call me out on whatever doesn't make sense in this post, and i'll do my best to explain it
>>70367247
it helps fund the beeb
>>70367254
shan't
Have given up on the idea of sex, going to give up wanking too
>>70367257
should the bbc be stopped?
ship the blacks back to africa
fun and adventure await!
>>70366638
1066
1534
1649
Runners up:
1688
1914
2016
>>70367281
lol was that meant to sound like the song
ship the blacks
back
to afriiiiicaaaaaa
>>70367232
>mfw have all the UK channels including all the Sky premium
>for free
>>70367277
I don't know
I don't watch television or listen to the radio
>2016
>>70367301
absolute fucking tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTXkgENGYrM
>>70367316
No you mong
https://youtu.be/FTQbiNvZqaY
>>70367288
The most important date in British history is 25/01/2017, the day I got these sick-ass triple-trips
>my general on /lgbt/ got deleted with this webm
>general on /int/ stays up
Hmmmmm.
>>70367316
>Africa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
>>70367334
>>70367355
not a fan
>>70366705
That's literally nigger tier anon...
morning lads
>>70367377
morning
africa is actually a really beautiful place, shame about the niggers
>>70367383
morning
>>70367377
morning
>>70367355
Music videos used to be so shit
end of this video helped me understand why brits say "screaming" when they mean laughing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqiaigr3YPs
>>70367401
morning
gorning meorge
Earth is actually a really beautiful place, shame about the humans
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
just tried for 20 minutes to wank to a great porno but my mediocrity prevented me from achieving even that small satisfaction
half drunk anyway and I wish I was never born 2bh
TARA TA TA TA TUM
[place] is actually a really beautiful place, shame about the [denizens of that place]
there, now we don't have to go through 5 or 6 unfunny spinoffs of that
>>70367472
heh
So is Valve actually doing a new game or what?
everyone should visit the USA at least once in their lifetime, it's like living in Roman times and not visiting Italy
doing a new game
>>70367479
thank you for this post
>>70367503
yes
patience
(though it might be shit0
>>70367470
good post
Think I've gone over the social cliff mates
>>70367547
pics
Absolutely DESPISE the [denziens] of [place]
>>70367547
Now it's time to go over the being alive cliff haha
look about 15 after I've shaved
>>70367515
what's the least shitty part of america?
>>70366638
1066
1707
1918
>>70367470
business idea: persuade timothy james byrne to cover africa by toto
>>70367569
Canada
>>70367569
montana
good post
>>70367582
*invests*
>>70367593
what's the least shitty urban centre? fuck going out to hicksville usa
>Trident doesn't actually work
>it was a bluff all along
unbelievable
I like Mississippi because it's literally /pol/: the state
turtle in?
>>70366663
>>70366673
>>70366693
>>70366729
>>70367288
cant believe any of you spackers didnt say 1606 or 1707
SPACKERS
>>70367648
england would've owned scotland one way or the other
>>70367634
ayy yo
*blows up London using Trident*
>chop some onions up a week ago
>fingers still smell vaguely of onions
ah yes
>>70367648
>1606
seriously hope you mean charter of virginia rather than guy fawkes
>>70367679
there is no "british" history without those two years
why are scousers so good a gabbing their way in and out of things
*gabs my way in*
>>70367696
creation of the union flag and the finalisation of the union of the crowns mate
>>70367696
Guy Fawkes was 1605
t. the leader of Anonymous
>>70367416
they're shit now too
they reached their peak when MTV was big
>>70367619
just do new york or LA
>finger ya mum a week ago
>fingers still smell vaguely of snickers
hmm
>>70367634
phimosislad is that you?
>>70367619
Toronto
>>70367730
too many shitskins in both
also i've heard LA is a real pain if you don't have a car
Alright lads one game before I finish work x
https://en.lichess.org/wxZU3ylZ
Please announce WHO YOU ARE when you enter
>rub my bellend a week ago
>fingers still smell vaguely of skips
hmm
>>70367747
>shitskins
Edgy
doing a think 2bh lads
i know fuck all about british history pre 20th century
diplomatic history is clearly GOAT
>>70367766
mate this is 4chan, we say shit like that for breakfast
>>70367747
trip around new england then
>>70367766
fuck off reddit nigger
>>70367768
maybe you're just stupid
>>70367768
idiot
>>70367792
maybe I spend my extraordinary brain power on more relevant things than things that happened hundreds of years ago
maybe you're stupid
ah yes was on track for a first class degree then managed to somehow fail a module now i'm capped at a 2;2
so i have well over 50% A's but my minor fail is going to ruin my whole time at uni
yes yes yes i'm soooo happy about this :)))
the ladyboy GF dumped me lads, contemplating the ol' 'cide
>>70367826
pics
>>70367745
t. mohinder krapalu
>>70367801
maybe you're the idiot
i was fingering birds whilst you were being nerds learning gay facts about dead people
who's really the idiot here
>>70367815
maybe things that happened hundreds of years ago are important to understand recent events
>>70367816
>he fell for the uni meme
>>70367826
Is it weird that I find cute ladyboys cuter than cute girls? I have near-zero sexual attraction to them but they are undeniably cute. Maybe the lack of sexual attraction is what makes them cute.
>mate this is 4chan, we say shit like that for breakfast
>>70367841
What was "Brexit Before Brexit Was Brexit"?
brexit means brexit means brexit
>>70367847
or maybe you're just a bender
>>70367841
hmmm nah i reckon things that happened recently are important for understanding recent events
>>70367838
i get birds by rhyming the magna carta over a grime beat
maybe it's YOU that's the idiot, virgin
>>70367835
I don't get what this is supposed to mean, as if EVERY large western city isn't full of wogs
at least Toronto is comfy and nice
>>70367847
just had a think and realised that "brexit means brexit" means nothing....
wow...
>>70367904
really problematic this
in all honesty who would spend their time on this
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
>>70367910
Montreal is 70% white, with the suburbs included its more like 80%.
Markham is literally 27.5% white that's not okay
Coke zero used to taste better.
>>70367882
I'm straight as a Roman javelin.
>>70367927
some manchild that got robbed at knifepoint by a gang of 5ft chinks
>>70367580
>>70367920
>.gif
can you just FUCK off already with this outdated format
>>70367941
had sugar in it, they got done for false advertising
>>70367937
>Montreal
ah yes
mafia run shitheap full of student, arabs, and homeless.
>>70367952
herro zhish ish a robbewy XD
>>70367954
>>70367952
howling like a hynea
>>70367961
only true part is the mafia
>>70367968
wow
i have been misspelling diminutive from day
>>70368004
its honestly shit like everything in Quebec
even Calgary is better
>>70368016
>calgary
me and the gif
>>70368032
darth mate arent you dead haha
>darth mate
could be an interesting star wars character
want to hug you all :3
seeing the word "cuck" all over the internet now
weird since i was the person that forced it on /pol/ three years ago
>>70368024
I always say "Calgary" to the tune of "Zerstoren"
>>70368061
Heterosexuals wouldn't stay together for 20 years either if it weren't for children and houses.
I mean which one of you has been with the same person more than 5 years.
>mfw people have different opinions than me
>Thanks for coming to our British party Anon!!
>Yeah like don't be surprised if we make you talk all night omg that accent haha :))
>>70368065
there's also significantly more "interracial" and actual "cheating" porno around now it seems
main reason why I never use the work cuck because ideas are like viruses and this is a cancerous one.
>>70366865
what is this gayme?
>>70368101
nice virginpost.
>>70368065
How long until roastie escapes its containment areas and enters the normie consciousness?
>>70368093
would have been if she wasnt a roastie whore
>>70368102
i don't use it because it feels like a reddit word now, i liked it when it was fresh (several years ago)
caught a wiff of the gf's arsehole when I was fucking from behind and put me off forever. haven't had sex with her in 2 months
>>70366619
>Tfw you'll never have a bf
>>70368147
not enjoying arse whiffs is suggestive of low t la
>>70368147
never fucked my gf doggy because her arse hairs disgusted me
>>70368097
>owri oi is pwopa engwish oi is chip chip awoo!
>>70368097
>do one ya fuckin slags
>>70368116
That is a man
>>70368126
europa universalis 4
literally wasted 4 years of my life at uni
might kms
>us elects trump
>women in london protest
Ah yes, truly the most anti woman politician in the world is donald trump
>tfw you find out a musician you listen to is a 150cm manlet
hey chesslad how did I do??
>xbox one s is tempting but project scorpio at the end of the year
hmmmm
>>70368176
2:2caplad?
>>70368200
yes lad
got myself a job but not even getting a 2:1 is too much for me
do i just end it??????
NEED victorian maid gf to polish my knob
>>70368172
>USD40
shan't
>>70368196
Iktf
>>70368203
Why is she on tinder if she isn't a cuck
>>70366619
is that a filled-out moot
>>70368165
Sadly no
https://www.instagram.com/kellybsworld/
>>70368225
just looking for friends xx
Think I'm falling in love with Chesster. x
>It's a semi-autobiographical novel about a lonely guy falling in love with a woman on the other side of the world over the internet.
>>70368216
>never wore deodorant
>had hairy arms, legs and fannies
>showered maybe once a week so bums were perpetually pooey
>>70368160
How do you know what her arse hairs are like if you've never fucked her doggy style?
>>70368241
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
found my cousin on grindr
>>70368249
You fucked him right?
this guy posts his bio on reddit and /fit/ all the time and thinks its legit good
>>70368236
I could write one of those
spoiler: it has a bad ending
wew
>>70368260
looks like he's on the toilet
>>70368246
did it 2-3 times
underwear looks a lot better on women. men have too much going on in front
>>70368260
Post a different angle.
>>70368249
awk-ward
>>70368260
he's either a low tier chad for a pseudo chad, they can get away with this stuff
the fact that he posts this on /fit/ makes me think he's a pseudochad though
>>70368222
doesn't help that it's pretty much one of only 3 4k bluray players that exist
>>70368279
dont have one
>>70368288
yeah he posts about fucking multiple girls in a day.
Idk hes definitely good looking, but way too insecure. Also that line about tying people up is definitely going to turn a lot of people off. Seems like the type to kill you
>>70368309
if you're putting lines that in you can get away with it, jealous that i dont have the facial aesthetics that guy does
should've been a soldier lads
>>70368309
most girls are submissive they just wont be until actually in bed
>mum just came out of her bedroom and told me she's worried about me because i sleep all day and stay up all night
>told her i don't see what the problem is with that
>says she's worried cause i have no friends
>tell her i haven't had a friend since 2009
>tells me to get a job so i can meet "social contacts"
>say i really don't care about having friends and it doesn't bother me that i don't
>gets upset and storms off saying all i do is refuse her advice
might just go ahead and kms to get it over with already
le chads le stacies MOGing incels very srs stuff
Think I want to join the army, but I just couldn't' be fucked with having to be equal or sub-ordinate to working class spastics.
Think my bf's brother is bisexual or something.
Weird how he has a confident outgoing gay brother but he hasn't spoken to him about it.
Wish I wasn't alone in my immediate and extended family.
>>70368187
Sorry had to go before I posted a screenie
You did ok m8, a few silly moves
>>70368349
t. failed chad
>>70368342
>>70368334
Nothing to do with my point. Sure girls like this stuff in bed, but so many girls are going to be turned off by the fact that this guy is screaming
"lets just fuck" in his bio.
Girls on tinder like to pretend they aren't there to hookup, i'm just saying if he toned down his bio he could probably get ton more likes since he's good looking
>>70368355
do sandhurst fuccboi
>>70368357
where did you learn to play la
im trying to get more into it and actually learn desu. i've only ever played from intuition and you can get gud like that unless you're a genius
>>70368346
>tfw its impossible to make friends post-high school
someone should have told us
>>70368370
I'm lower middle class. So above the working class plebs, but still too plebby for Sandhurst.
>>70368261
0wned
>>70368365
i think he skips the deluded bitches that pretend like they arent sluts and just fucks the sluts that like to get choked and say fuck me daddy all day long
>>70368357
I could defo beat you lad
>tfw baby face
>tfw was chad when 15-18 cos looked like a baby and thats attractive to 14-17yos
>tfw now failed normie
>>70368379
Played in primary and high school, just started up again this last week
>>70368396
Maybe :)
>>70368388
I know a public school runt from kent that attended Sanhurst and got his legs blown off in the 'stan below the knees.
My autism is partly society's fault.
So why shouldn't society pay for my neetbux.
>>70368365
My point was, this guy clearly has sex with women that are into that shit. Otherwise it wouldn't be in his bio. I'm a twenty one year old virgin so don't come at me as if I'm an expert, and I'm guessing by the fact you spend your time on the /brit/ thread on this website you're not too different.
>>70368411
normies legs btfo
maybe this obsession with some warped hyper-sexual version of reality and extreme dedication to pop-culture is the reason why you're pathetic?
>>70368419
Society should pay for your neetbux
>>70368407
Pics. x
>>70368408
>just started playing again
>heeming everyone
ah yes
>>70368433
>hyper-sexual version of reality
its like you dont realise what degenerate sluts modern people are
>>70368427
hehehe
someone PLEASE hat 33
>>70368407
same desu
now I'm just the little runt in a crowd of big boys
>>70368420
Nah you're projecting a bit. I've had sex with 12 different girls desu
>>70368449
I don't think "modern people" are twisted degenerates or particularly care about the ones who are.
if anyone's a degenerate its the people who skulk in the shadows living in some eternal high-school drama and desperately longing to be a generic moron instead of a reclusive moron.
>>70368467
literal manwhore
>>70368467
And yet here you are, on 4chan.
Kill yourself loser.
>>70368442
First game in 6 years was just last week. I"m not even that good, most lads here are just very beginner
>>70368467
20-25 here
mostly consensual as well
>>70368467
ah wow really nice story friend :^)
will you tell us another?
>>70368472
>if anyone's a degenerate its the people who skulk in the shadows living in some eternal high-school drama and desperately longing to be a generic moron instead of a reclusive moron.
what are you even trying to convey here?
stop projecting on us like the only people that can critique society are losers
>>70368477
Nothing wrong at all with spending an hour or two a day on here, especially since I'm in uni
>Kill myself
No reason to. Genuinely happy at this point in life.
>>70368473
Most of them only once or twice. I'm still shit in bed and not very experienced. Only had one gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBDc2pDQgVg
is this what inspired metal gear solid 5?
>>70368499
>Most of them only once or twice.
thats what makes you a manwhore
>>70368489
Good work. I've pulled about 8/12 in the past 5 months as I finally got fit and moved into my own place. Imagine the numbers will rise
feel like i'm looking good today
why do i feel so handsome some days and ugly as sin on others?
>>70368499
>Nothing wrong at all with spending an hour or two a day on here, especially since I'm in uni
Yes, nice lie.
You're literally spending hours of your life posting on a thread specifically for British people on the international board of 4chan.
You're a loser, suicide is the answer.
>Most of them only once or twice. I'm still shit in bed and not very experienced. Only had one gf
Are you me?
>>70368519
>>70368524
>yank or rasheed edition
spoiled for choice today
>>70368495
>the only people that can critique society are losers
no because you're still a part of society
you're buying into literally EVERYTHING it represents, at most your "revolt" is just a pathetic cry for your turn at the table.
have zero sympathy for you sorts of people, like get your shit together and stop living in some fantasy world because you spend too much time consuming media and sharing space with the mentally ill.
there's a reason why /pol/ and /r9k/ are so awful, and its not because of the politics or the right wing boogeyman, its because people there are deranged and spending time with them will make you deranged.
>>70366619
SOURCE?