/northernbrit/

first for caralad is asleep

Imagine a Pole or African arriving in Northern England only to find out its a complete fucking shithole which is 3x worse than the poorest parts of Somalia

>>70362455
Good edition

>>70362455
Great thread, the good times are back lads.

No pakis allowed.

So what did you get up to today my northern brothers?

Ahh yes Paddy is behind the pro-north/south divide thread

not suspicious at all

I come from a posh family and hang around with working class lads because they are a lot more loyal. They all have some sort of honour code, quote proverbs like "live by the sword, die by the sword" and such. Been all over uk and most of the working class are like this. Best friends you can have would literally save your life if you got jumped by people doubt londoners would do that

>>70362539
had pie chips and gravy from the chippy and went to sign on at the jobcentre

ah yes, smashing chairs over heads until they get into a coma

so-called honour code

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HE

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>>70362552

>>70362588
does shia actually care about the election or is he just doing this all for attention

>>70362588
Got a link to vid? has Shia clocked anyone yet?

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Where is the north? Does Wales count? What about Derbyshire? Are scousers northerners? Are mancs northerners? Are the Midlands a meme? If they aren't where does it end? I feel like we should sort this out before we let people post willy nilly

>>70362597
good post

this is usual paddy shit

>>70362614
If you're not a manc you're a wank desu.

>>70362614
Anything north of the Watford Gap

>>70362596
>>70362596
>>70362596
actual thread

how's life in the protectorates?

>>70362597
We only need one half of the UK to crush Ireland anyway, probably less than half.

>>70362609
>>70362610
Four more years of Shia acting the mad man

https://youtu.be/E7j2WnAw_kA

>>70362641
yes england is better divided in two my fellow sassenach

Wales demands Northern represenation or we shall splinter.

there is nothing wrong with being muslim or jewish

>>70362675
The Welsh working class struggle at the icy hands of Thatcherite southerners and wealthy aristocrats has been duely noted

Welcome home brother

Is Worcestershire northern? My friends from the north tell me I'm southern, and my friends from the south tell me I'm northern - it's almost like I'm midlands masterrace.

>>70362675
Only for gogs. Daily reminder that southies are as paki loving as their English counterparts

>>70362675
Never really had a problem with the Welsh, I mean you might be a sad excuse of a country but you dindu nuffin, you're alright desu.

>>70362719
WELSH REPRESENTATION!

this has all we've ever asked for, friend

Northerners act as if they are some united industrial traditional powerhouse yet its just a dilapidated shit area where everything is crumbling down, mosques on every corner and filthy chav scum crawling about

Nth for reopening the coal mines to fuel our armed struggle against the paki menace

>shia labeouf is jewish
makes the neurons move

>>70362784
>hasn't stepped outside in 15 years

Can't we all just get along? Yet again we have let ourselves be divided by the eternal paddy. Not every country should be split in two like their god forsaken lands

>>70362819
can't trust paddies 2bh

>>70362819
you don't have to be divided if you post in my thread which is not only inclusive but also not made by a paddy
>>70362596
>>70362596
>>70362596

>>70362819
>>70362834
You NEED us

We are ESSENTIAL to the north

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>>70362853
>/ausnz/
um how about no sweetie x

WE THE NORTHERN /brit/
WE THE NORMAL /brit/

>>70362853
fuck off nigger

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What do you think she is listening to, lads?

>>70362407
http://desuarchive.org/int/thread/70362193/#70362417
Dude, that's wholly different thread!

>>70362614
Dividing England into just North and South, anywhere they pronounce "u" as /ʌ/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open-mid_back_unrounded_vowel

and not as /ɐ/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near-open_central_vowel#Near-open_central_unrounded_vowel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Watford_Gap#.27North.2FSouth.27_Divide

are yanks invited? Or should I go to southern /brit/?

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we are the NORTHERN POWERHOUSE AND WE SHALL OVERTHROW THE SOUTHERN POOFS

>>70362956
Dunno, is she a northern lass?

Northerners hate for southerners is pretty embarrassing desu, given that southerners really don't give a shit about them either way.

>>70362986
yanks go to south.

>>70363018
fuck off poof

>>70362819
>god forsaken lands
We were the original land of saints and scholars, centuries before the Saxons arrived from G*rmoney.

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>>70362455
Is, dare I say it, brit back?

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London is a completely different world to the rest of Britain every time I visit it makes me sad that tourists come to London and then they act like they've visited Britain, no they've visited a twisted metropolitan paki infested English themed Disneyland. I feel genuinely sorry for anyone that has to live in that awful place. Also southerners pay too much money for drinks :DDDDD

>>70362586
>generalising
>confusing underclass with working class

>>70363060
Went to London before and I was genuinely amazed. One time I was on the bus and the only other people there where all wogs. Fucking crazy.

>>70363060
If you type British culture on Google Images, half of the images are London, with the other half being flags or fish and chips

As a a Londoner I feel sick that I share a country with retarded criminal chavs

>>70363134
>southern culture
lol

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Northern culture

>>70363134
>london
>culture
>wog gangs
>pakis and looky looky men

only reason london comes up because it's centralised

>>70363134
>If you type British culture on Google Images, half of the images are London
Proofs

>>70363195
southern culture is kissing the feet of your local mosque's imam

>>70363195
Feel like this image sums up England as a whole

The North, 70% mosques, 30% criminal chavs

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Northern culture

atleast we keeep our traditions you lot have postboxes and tea as your culture and palace guards that are on drugs
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1778456/two-queens-guards-test-positive-for-cocaine/

two-queens-guards-test-positive-for-cocaine

>>70363134
Chavs are a meme you dip. It's a word invented by the ruling class to demonise poor white males and make them all out to be thugs. You never see the word chav applied to blacks or pakis. The reason London has no "chavs" is because they've all been pushed out of their areas by foreigners

i hope trump bans climate change next

he'd be a real hero then

>>70363235
the south, 90% islamic jihadists, 10% upper class nonces.

which one are you, 2nd-greatest-city-lad?

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What party does Worcesterwoman vote for?
What are Mondeoman's primary concerns when he goes to vote?

>Northern culture

ahh... hmm, 0 results found

praying to Allah as many times as possible in a month?

>>70363261
Jihadists are all from the North, this is unironically true and known by all of Britain

All terrorists from Britain have literally been born in the North (eg 7/7 bombers)
There are areas of the North that are 100% Muslim (eg Savile Town)

Stop falling for the Irish Jews divide and conquer shite

>>70363311
>>70363311
>>70363311

>>70363313
>the jihadis are from the north

ah yes, the 100% (((white))) london

fuck off muhammed, go to southern brit

>>70363276
>google and wiki is his bible because he has no social interaction

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>>70362455
Howay the lads!

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>go to a pub in London
>order two pints
>hand the barman a tenner
>receive no change
Londoners actually live like this

>>70363427
>go to pub in london
>try to order a pint
>get beheaded because alcohol is haram
Londoners actually live like this

>>70363427
More like
>hand the barman a tenner
>he stands there because you still owe him more

>go to the pub in the north
>order two pints
>try to pay by card
>the entire pub gathers round to see this fancy new tech

>>70363493
>try to pay by card in london
>get beheaded because western technology is haram

where are you northern lads all from?

wales representing here

>>70363606
Liverpool la'

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>>70363666
oi oi merseylad

>>70363493
>go for a pint with the boys
>got my card (unlike those poortheners kek)
>walk into the pub and notice there are three other white lads in the pub, lol what is this Wales?
>hand my card to Abdul the man behind the bar, nice lad but if the sharia police knew he worked here he'd be in such shit
>"this ones on me lads"
>realise that I only have £4000 in my bank and will not be able to afford the round
London can be a heavy place to live at times senpai

>>70363666
>>70363690
Liverpool is easily the best city in the uk. Everyone's friendly. There are less pakis than most big cities and it just has a nice vibe to it made me wish I still lived there

Is anyone in here sad at the demise of the Bradford Bulls?

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>>70363856
>tfw liverpool literally has more musical influence than the rest of the south

post northern choonz boys

>>70363606
Manchester mate

>>70363917
oi oi mancy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_3e3rVYrl4

>>7036389
Southern music is either nig nog music, unbearably overlyproduced pop or shite arthouse crap that no one actually listens to northerners make proper music for proper lads

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/northbrit/ is max comfy lads

>>70363894
>tfw liverpool literally has more musical influence than the rest of the south
No.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct-qa6SjRZo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHtTJ7aBjTc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08wQBfEahdM

>>70364046
prove me wrong, rasheed

>>70364094
If The Beatles is Liverpool's "musical influence" then you really are a clueless twat.

>>70363042
>Sarak-Lou's pregnancy
O, fuck. That's the first storyline I can remember from Corrie.

>>70364163
>the beatles
>the merseybeats
>gerry and the pacemakers
>a flock of seagulls

neck yourself southern poof

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>Northern

>>70364333
WE

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from middlesbrough....the crown jewel of the north

utb lads haha (up the boro)

we're all in here ferfuckssake
>>70362596
>>70362596
>>70362596
and you wonder why the thread is slow

absolute spackers the lot of you

>>70364473
fuck off wankstain
the north shall remain free

>>70364228
Fucking hilarious this is what you consider "musical influence".

No Parry, Vaughan Williams, Elgar, Holst, Purcell.

No Jim Marshall.

No Alan Blumlein

No London Philharmonic Orchestra or London Symphony Orchestra

No Glastonbury

Silly fucking bin-dipping prick.


>>70364473
Fuck off you utterly boring cunt. No one fucking likes you thin skinned Aussie wankers.

>>70364536
getting mad are we, southerner?
too many jihadis, yes?

>>70364574
I'm more northern than you are, cry baby

>>70364604
i'm sure you are, muhammed.

>>70364637
More pakis in Liverpool than Thirsk, Amir

>>70364687
am not even liverpudlian, wankstain. northerners aren't meant to be fighting with each other, and you shouldn't be sticking up for the southern poofs. traitorous twat

ITT: people pretending to be northern

>>70364706
I hate Scousers like you though. Utter fucking scum

>>70364770
i'm not fucking scouse, dildobreath

NEW

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>>70364725
>>70364725

>>70364821
fuck up southerner

>>70364785
t. scouse paki

>>70364841
you're living in an irrelevant county. how must that feel?

>>70364864
You're a paki pretending to be Scouser and I live in God's Own Country.

Lel

>>70364891
>pretending to be scouser
you idiot, how many times do i have to tell you i'm not scouse. i don't live in liverpool. you dense york fuck.

>>70364907
Of course pakis aren't Scousers. Why are you pretending to be one then?

>>70365059
yeah ok

*goes to talk with someone more interesting*

>>70365073
>*goes to talk with someone more interesting*
Your imam?