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Just for keks, behold the "We-are-civilized-unlike-Mainlanders" Taiwanese masterrace. I saw this shit all the time there. These guys are scrubs though, they haven't brought their dog and a gallon of paocai as well.

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when i fly to vietnam, will make my doctor check the hymens of all the flight attendants that it is still intact

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>>70350129

>维族版
>支持反社会分子
请自杀

Kill all white men

>>70350129
For those plebians not interested in Uyghur

>Resources for Learning Mandarin:
http://www.learnnc.org/lp/pages/6427
http://resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/pronunciation/
http://resources.allsetlearning.com/chinese/grammar/
https://www.mdbg.net/chindict/chindict.php
https://gloss.dliflc.edu
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/zhongwen-chinese-english/kkmlkkjojmombglmlpbpapmhcaljjkde

>Resources for learning Cantonese:
https://guidetocantonese.wordpress.com/start/
http://www.cantonese.sheik.co.uk/
http://www.cantonese.sheik.co.uk/dictionary/
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/cantonese-popup-dictionar/pjnbhojkojmibobcpfgihhnohboldhip

>Smartphone dictionary (supports both Mandarin and Cantonese):
https://www.pleco.com/

aforementioned resource credit goes to 一路順風

>set strokes straight
http://www.yes-chinese.com/tzg/

>>70350237
hymens are a meme marker of virginity
>>70350297
please get help

>>70350223
That's just resourceful, Taiwanese so smart and efficent

>>70350297
Thank Tengri I'm a mongol :^)

And we were bold
Over the world
We were flying through the satellites
We had ahold
Of the lightning strikes
When we should have been afraid of heights
And I was trying just to get you
And now I'm dying to forget you
Cause I knew I couldn't catch you
So I left the sky
And I fell behind

We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
We were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet

If I was whole
I'd turn right now
I'd forget it and just walk away
Cause I've been told
That I'm dragging it out
But I've been dying just to see your face
And all I wanted was to say "goodbye"
Into the fortress and you're stuck behind
And in the silence now I realize
That after all I built the wall

We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet

All these broken souls
They never make me whole
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart

All these broken souls
Each one more beautiful
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart

I'll send out my soul
To worlds more beautiful
But they won't, they won't know my heart
It's the darkest part

We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet

>>70350360
Sorry damn buddy

>>70350360
They are the most scientific and academically accurate way of classifying whether a girl is a virgin or not.

If she tells you she broke it riding a horse back in the day, she is bullshitting you

>>70349494
I think Chinese culture is just very insular. For millennia they defined themselves as "civilization" and everyone outside of them as "barbarians", and this has probably continued to at least some extent into the modern day. So you get resistance to any "barbarians" attempting to integrate into their civilization, and you get the overseas Chinese steadfastly resisting integration into foreign society (such as in Malaysia, where the Chinese fought for and continue to have their own government-funded parallel national school system in which the language of instruction is Mandarin instead of the national language)

Reading the last thread, why did you learn mandarin if you hate China so much? Didn't you know better back then or what?

>>70350428
And we were bold
Over the world
We were flying through the satellites
We had ahold
Of the lightning strikes
When we should have been afraid of heights
And I was trying just to get you
And now I'm dying to forget you
Cause I knew I couldn't catch you
So I left the sky
And I fell behind

We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
We were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet

If I was whole
I'd turn right now
I'd forget it and just walk away
Cause I've been told
That I'm dragging it out
But I've been dying just to see your face
And all I wanted was to say "goodbye"
Into the fortress and you're stuck behind
And in the silence now I realize
That after all I built the wall

We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet

All these broken souls
They never make me whole
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart

All these broken souls
Each one more beautiful
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart

I'll send out my soul
To worlds more beautiful
But they won't, they won't know my heart
It's the darkest part

We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet

>>70350282

post some of the old gook feet photos i took in my hotel in gangnam

>>70350494
Why haven't you join a cartel

>>70350391
Hungary is the platypus of countries, it's so strange

>>70350559
My brother rules my favela

>>70350459
>They are the most scientific and academically accurate way of classifying whether a girl is a virgin or not.
That doesn't say a lot. There is just no way to prove it, horse riding isn't the only thing that breaks them. Masturbating, most sports, or even just stretching can break them as well.

>>70350559
Why haven't you learn english?
;D

HELLO MARK

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO

FOR TWENTY YEARS?

CHOOSE LIFE

CHOOSE FACEBOOK TWITTER INSTAGRAM AND HOPE THAT SOMEONE SOMEWHERE CARES

CHOOSE LIFE AND SEE THAT EVERYTHING YOU EVER KNOW IS NEITHER ALIVE AND DEAD

AND THEN

TAKE A DEEP BREATH

>>70350588

yeah lad. wow, she did have some decent soles didn't she

>>70350600
There is nothing weird about it.
It has a straightforward language for example.

>>70350644
And we were bold
Over the world
We were flying through the satellites
We had ahold
Of the lightning strikes
When we should have been afraid of heights
And I was trying just to get you
And now I'm dying to forget you
Cause I knew I couldn't catch you
So I left the sky
And I fell behind

We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
We were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet

If I was whole
I'd turn right now
I'd forget it and just walk away
Cause I've been told
That I'm dragging it out
But I've been dying just to see your face
And all I wanted was to say "goodbye"
Into the fortress and you're stuck behind
And in the silence now I realize
That after all I built the wall

We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet

All these broken souls
They never make me whole
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart

All these broken souls
Each one more beautiful
They don't, they don't know my heart
They don't know my heart

I'll send out my soul
To worlds more beautiful
But they won't, they won't know my heart
It's the darkest part

We were one in the same
Running like moths to the flame
You'd hang on every word I'd say
But now they only ricochet
You were falling away
You left me with a bittersweet taste
But when I send my heart your way
It bounces off the walls you made
Ricochet

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>>70350494

For most people, they learn Mandarin because they have a different conception of what China actually is (think Forbidden City vs. Beijing smog) and they think the only differences are minor or superficial cultural differences such as the difference between German and British manners, with negative experiences being in the minority and thus easily ignored. Reality is substantially different.

That said, Mandarin is still a fascinating language and learning characters is genuinely fun. I love writing in Chinese and the fact that I can essentially draw a picture and understand its meaning entirely.

>>70350619
She needs to take care not to break that hymen

No hymen no diamond

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>>70350667
But it is weird if you consider geography

>>70350737
wew, her feet are big

>>70350784
HOBBIT

>>70350784
Feet binding needs to make a comeback

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>中文话题
>没人说中文

>>70350776
It was a fucklong roadtrip,but worth it in the long run.
Those nations barely have a hundred thousand members.
There are 17~ million Finno ugrics,out of those 13 million speak hungarian.
Not to mention it's fucking cold there,

>>70350849
Quite unhealthy.

What would you do if some random stranger walked up to you on the street and asked to borrow your phone.

You would tell them to fuck off, right?

Because that is what I did. Ignore my flag, I am just using an American proxy on /int/. My location is Beijing, China right now

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>>70350919

爷爷

>>70350960
>You would tell them to fuck off, right?
Depends. If they're and don't look like total assholes, they can borrow my phone.
If they're a minority, I only consider it if I think I could outrun them and beat them in a fight.

>>70350960
depends if it's a guy or a cute 妹妹

>>70350494
Because if I didn't learn Mandarin then I would be one step away from a race traitor even though the last generation of my family to be born in China was my great-grandparents and neither me nor my parents nor my grandparents has ever even been to China.

>>70351075
>If they're
If they're Dutch*

>>70350869

ۋەئەلەيكۇم ئەسسالام!

>>70351075
Yes, you can tell when someone is in dire emergency need of using your phone and when someone is completely faking it.

For some reason, the stranger targeted me instead of guy next to me who visibly had a phone out and was playing on it

>If they're a minority, I only consider it if I think I could outrun them and beat them in a fight
Lol, what if you think you can beat them in a fight but unsure if you could outrun them

>>70350494
I don't hate China. China is ftw. Actually the people I hate are the sexpat English teachers who never overcame the culture shock and decided to become permanently miserable assholes who, for some reason, don't just fucking leave the country.

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>come to /sino/
>half the thread is people bitching about China

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Hello cousins. Have you thanked your parents today?

>>70351098
It was some gruff looking guy with a disturbing look in his eye.

I would probably not give my phone to a girl either, no matter how much she tries to convince me that she is my sister.

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>>70351090

舅舅

你为啥问我啦,这个很容易在百度查一查

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>tfw you will never be a success in China

So many deleted posts

>>70351166
>Lol, what if you think you can beat them in a fight but unsure if you could outrun them
I wouldn't consider giving them my phone. Perhaps If I were carrying a Taser.

>>70351216
I once had an old bald guy hitting on me and he ended up asking for my phone number. When I said I don't have a phone, he asked if he could have my mom's phone number instead. Weird guy.

>>70350471

Yeah, and it doesn't do them any favors either. Ever read Lin Zexu's letter to queen Victoria? It's very comical and the explanation of all Chinese foreign policy cockups in subsequent years.

You can almost see the wheels turning in his head as he wrote it: in his letter, he matter-of-factly states that since foreigners eat a lot of meat, they require Chinese tea and rhubarb to cure their chronic constipation. Therefore, he continues, if China were to discontinue exports of tea and rhubarb for just one day, all of barbariandom would be unable to pursue their lavatorial habits and would all die from bunged-up botties.

Unfortunately, instead of dying from constipation, the Royal Navy simply went and kicked the Qing dynasty's teeth in.

>>70351098
>妹妹
Doesn't that mean "little sister"?

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janny's here

abandon ship

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The good ol' days

>>70351218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdqOaOxLxec

>>70351462
Swedes love the incest

>>70351462
i think he meant 美眉

>>70351462
>>70351536
妹妹,美眉,美美, MM, it's all the same

>>70351474
>implying Ming wasn't the apex of chinese civilization

>>70351523
>>70351578
>>70351536
It's just seemed weird.
Not like I know the language or anything.
I just remembered this phrase because my copy of Dream of the Red Chamber has it as a footnote.(One of the 4~ notes)

>>70351439
Eh Lin Zexu was in the right after all

How can I learn the high pitched Chink singing (Li Yugang style)?
Or is all it takes a swift kick in the nuts?

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>>70351612
>>70351578
>>70351536
>>70351523

It does mean little sister, but you can use it to refer to a random Chinese lady who's younger than you.

Same as saying 老哥, 大哥,哥哥 and what have you to refer to an older male colleague that you're friendly with.

>mfw I first went to China and was calling a colleague's daughter 小姐 because I had been taught that that's how you refer to a young woman in school
>mfw later found out that 小姐 had morphed into slang for 'prostitute'

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Why is Uyghur food so good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o0LzJdf4LA

(ignore the British """humour""")

>>70350728
>>70351179
Hmm, I think I will apply to mandarin classes in my uni this semester

>>70351462
>>70351536
From my understanding it can also be used when refering to young/er girls, no?

>>70351523
:^)

>>70351820
>mfw later found out that 小姐 had morphed into slang for 'prostitute'
Only on the mainland though

>>70351820
>mfw I first went to China and was calling a colleague's daughter 小姐 because I had been taught that that's how you refer to a young woman in school
You can do that in Taiwan

>>70351838
Learning Mandarin is a long-term commitment, know what you're in for

>>70351820
lel another victim of Integrated Chinese

>>70351820
>>70351462

what does it mean when chinky girls call you "bigger brother" or "uncle" ?

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>>70351838

Go for it, just make sure you know what you're getting into.

And try to have something other than just pure Mandarin skill. Make it a plus and not your defining skillset, just in case you end up hating China and want to do something else. Sort of 'I have a degree in economics and I speak Chinese' vs. 'I speak Chinese' if that makes sense.

>>70352016
That's a bad thing right

>>70351851
from the context it seemed like it was a 美眉 to me. if you're referring to a little girl then i think adding a 小 in front of 妹妹 would make more sense

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>>70352016
It means she wants the D

>>70352016
>>70352051

It's a good thing. It means they're on friendly/comfortable terms with you, and they're showing you respect.

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Does this girl look Chinese to you?

>>70352035
I'm studying industrial engineer, my uni has a Confucius Institute

>>70352073
>adding a 小 in front of 妹妹
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtPsTieXSfI

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>>70352154

>industrial engineer who speaks Chinese

Absolutely go for it

>>70352135
Yeah. Could theoretically be a tanned Korean as well, but definitely not Japanese.

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>>70352135
yeah and that ass is PHAT

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>>70352135

可能中国南方人 (云南或者广西),但他多半不算是什么华人

我猜越南人或泰国人?

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how do i get a high weiqi playing girlfriend that is not taiwanese, but chinese

>>70352200
>>70352335
Which part of china will I find latina-looking girls like this?

>>70352073
I meant like a teenager or someone in the lower 20s or so (meaning younger than me), not a kid

>>70352135
Face looks chinese to me

>>70352399
Taiwan

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>>70352370
But taiwanese is chinese

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>you will never shoot a wad of cum up a japanese girl studying chinese in shanghai's bumhole

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>>70352547

>>70352370
I made friends with a high-class girl that played weiqi and piano and wore qipao. it was then that I realized I was no where near rich enough to date her so i just gave up on chasing her lol

>>70350129
Who 打发可 would be willing to learn uyghur?

>>70352135
mixed imo

>>70352616
>played piano and wore qipao
qipao does not look that great unless the wearer is an all natural genius send by the gods of the heavens.

would rather prefer her to play the chinese harpsichord and be able to perform tai chi, to be quite honest with you senpai

>>70352616
>weiqi-playing
>qipao-wearing
She's too good for you

wow this is pretty fucking horrible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcJRAPlKk1o

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>Chinese call each other "brother" and "sister"
>Chinese love fried chicken (KFC is the most popular foreign fast food restaurant there)
>Chinese say "nigga" all the time

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>>70352764

Which time-period has the best qt fashion?

>>70353040

you wish you somali nigger. they call each other Ren, people. there is no distinction between the sexes

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>>70353092

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>>70353092
1940s-1960s

>>70353147
>那个

i guess it was supposed to be a joke

>>70352616

How'd you meet her fambalam?

>>70353040
>Chinese love fried chicken

Most Chinese hate deep fried food, bad for """heat"""

>>70353040
那個pls

>>70353092
Any time periods that had hanfu

>>70353156
This guy knows

>>70353210
University weiqi club-- I was a student at the time.

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>>70353092
2010-present

Hong Kong is nice city with plenty qt3.14s

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>>70352621
Just 一路順風 and I

>>70351820
>小姐 because I had been taught that that's how you refer to a young woman in school
This is still the case in Singapore

>>70353274
>>70353435

HK girls have a reputation of being stuckup, not worth it

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How come you don't see chinese with epic beards anymore

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>So what qualifies you as an English teacher? Why should we hire you?

What do you answer?

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>>70353525
>tfw you will never have a cutie pie korean gf

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>>70353835

It's seen as feudal. Same with long hair for men in general.

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>>70353919
>MFW when I have a cutie pie Korean GF

It's extremely based lad, I recommend it.

>>70353906
>tfw not native english speaker
>tfw will never get an easy job anywhere in the world

>>70353906
>feet on table
No manners, what is she, 12?

>>70353919
She looks 12

>>70353991
But what if you look 12 without a beard?

>>70354007
Stop dating 12 year olds

>>70354174
>She looks 12
thats a good thing tho

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>>70354007
LIES.

Real korean kpop girls only have sex with their managers who give them contracts and make them famous and shit.

>>70354174

I like her. It's whatever

>>70354174
Rude 2bh, she's 22

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>Qingdao
>Dalian
>Chengdu
>Suzhou
>Nanjing

Which city would you relocate to for the next 2+ years?

>>70354345
Qingdao because of muh heritage

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>>70354345
Ningbo

>>70354345

Dalian, Nanjing or Chengdu.

Preference would be for Nanjing.

>>70354345
What are you looking for?

Job opportunities?
Education?
Qts?
Comfyness?

>>70354345
Shanghai
>Living there from June and I currently know zero Mandarin.
How fucked am I? I don't need it for work mind

>>70354776
Where can I learn more about Chinese cities?

>>70354776
One of my Taiwanese friends said Suzhou has had a lot of highly educated Chinese intellectuals, historically and up to the current day.

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>>70354394
You beat me to it, phooey.

>>70354439
I do not like that place.

>>70354474
Why do you want to go to Nanjing?

>Qingdao
Don't go there. Ever since the Germans left, the economy and financial situation in that area is very poor and in need of work
>Dalian
Very cold area to live. People are hospitable. This is home to also one of the richest people in China, Wang Jianlin
>Chengdu
City in China claimed to compete with Nanjing for highest average of the most attractive girls. Also, headquarters of the panda squad. They are a bunch of kids who are elite hackers that fix xboxs and reverse engineer iphones.
>Suzhou
Richest province of Jiangsu. Also the city in the province with the highest average amount of the most attractive girls. Personally know two ladies from this area. One of them is a professional archer with a hot sister whom I would like to fuck.
>Nanjing
Capital city of China. Nuff said

>>70354937
Your professor is right.
>>70354806
Have a trusted Consigliere furnish the necessary information about the city you wish to learn more about.

It helps if your Consigliere someone who you grew up with in the neighborhood and now works as a high-level but low-profile government official within the Chinese government.

Many of the amenities that you cannot enjoy as a foreigner, are made readily available to you if such is the case that you have a well trusted and intelligent Consigliere with a law degree from a top 10 ranked university in the United States.

It isn't easy becoming an insider. We do not take kindly to foreigners.

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>>70354948
>highest average amount of the most attractive girls

Debatable

>hey boss so I have this idea for a new format where I write characters on the soles of young women and they have to guess what I'm writing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUqfPedIihY


nigga musta been havin a rock solid one in his pants for sure

>>70355400
Explain his move at 2:05

>>70355400
>tfw new fetish

>>70355671
grab her by the pussy

>>70355865
He'll be POTUS one day

>>70354345

Chengdu is a farmer chink hick shithole

>>70355400
When her feet smell so bad you have to cover your face:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvOSM5L_Z2M

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>>70355983
Nuh-uh

I hate getting attached to chinese girls because then I fall prey to the constant paranoia that foreigners and other outsider, undesirable elements are attempting to invade into my territory and steal my human resources.

Any other chinese lurking here feel the same way?

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>i HATE white males. stop oppressing us!
>lick my feet, white boi! then shove it in my asshole!

wat do

>>70356809
You sound very insecure

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>>70356809

What

>>70356999
It is better to be safe, than sorry.

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>>70357086
>what
exactly my thoughts

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Which body types do chinese girls find most attractive? Please no memes.

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wèwuzzu

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wàitto

>>70360782
I-1
does that make you feel better?

>>70361288
No memes please

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>>70360782
>Which body types do chinese girls find most attractive?

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谁已经去过中国?

你喜不喜欢别的老外?我不是说你的同学们或同事们,我就是说别的与你没什么关系的老外

我一般不太喜欢,他们的行为让我好尴尬,特别当他们与中国女的调情的时候

>>70361517
You're memeing too you big jerk

老外在国内泡妞的都是狼在羊圈里的没有一个的好心的

>>70365385
请不要欺负

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>>70365453
I have none to give

>tfw sandnigger
>tfw the only girls who ever expressed interest in me, liked me, or I've gf'd have been chinese
>their parents almost always liked me too
>2/4 of my closest friends are both chinese
really made me think

canada belongs to china and the chinese t b h

>>70365623
Come learn some mandarin with /sino/

>>70365760
It's too hard of a language to learn man. Even if I decide to learn it, I would never be on par with a native speaker.

It's too much of a time investment without much return in my case I think.

>>70365805
You'll be able to live in Vancouver. Think of the possibilities.

>>70366688
Surprisingly most chinese in vancouver i meet speak cantonese

Hong Kongers, please stop coming

ching chong ping pong nippy ningy nong nong pow ching wu bu wa fa la szhouuuu

Anons,

Should i date a Hong Kongnese girl from my job?

She is 19, I am 23 and she previously participated in the Umbrella revolution of 2014.

She is trying to enter UC Berkeley for PolSci.

It bothers me that she is protestant and super hatefull of mainlanders.

Still there is sometimes a little bit of cultural shock between the two of us.

>>70365805
>I would never be on par with a native speaker
So? Foreigners rarely speak English well unless they're Euros, even then it can be iffy. At any rate, it's surprisingly not as hard as it's made out to be. Mandarin grammar is different from English grammar, but the fundamentals are often the same, and many grammatical components are antiquated and so unused or they don't exist, like conjugation. The learning curve is incredibly steep, but once you get the basic patterns and vocabulary down it's really not that hard

t. white guy who is so bored he's teaching himself chinese

singapore=hong kong>dogshit>the rest

>tfw met bombshell 新疆 girl on HelloTalk and we're talking a lot

If I can fuck this one my life will be complete. She is a solid 9/10.

>>70366921
>from my job

lol no

Do you have trouble meeting girls otherwise? If this is a rare chance at being with a girl then take it, otherwise don't shit where you eat.

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>>70367024
I'm so jelly, Xinjiang girls are best

>>70367079
She's in her hometown now for 春节 but when she comes back to Beijing my dick will be diamonds.

>>70354169
I know your feel

>>70367034
I haven't fuck in like 6 months.

>>70367387
Why? You know Tantan exists, right?

>>70367468
I don't use dating apps

>>70367478
You should so you don't have to let the fact that you haven't fucked in 6 months cloud your judgment and make you fuck a girl you probably shouldn't be fucking.

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>>70367109
Best of luck

Do you guys like the literature too or just the language and the "qts"?

FREE EAST TURKISTAN!!!!!!!!!!

两字老虎
两字老虎
跑得快
跑得快
一只没有眼睛
一只没有耳朵
真奇怪
真奇怪

两只老虎
两只老虎
跑得快
跑得快
一只没有眼睛
一只没有耳朵
真奇怪
真奇怪

>>70369643
just the qts


On an unrelated note all language teaching videos where more than 1/3 of the time is spent speaking English need to be exterminated.

If overseas chinks (e.g. in ASEAN) wanted to migrate back to China, would China take them? Are they able to become citizens?

>>70369643
I hate reading, even in English

>>70360782
F-6 reporting in
>mfw too autistic to cut

我操。。。。。。。。
艹啊

真没意义了 。。。。。。。。

>>70369824

小兔子乖乖
把门儿开开
不开不开我不开
妈妈没回来

>>70366961
thanks mate
been to singapore
feels superior to hk tho

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請勿靠近車門

>>70369643
I only read the art of war, and I dont read fiction since a long time ago. I have to check other chinese philosophers though, but I have other priorities now

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taiping_Rebellion
Total dead: 20–30 million dead (best estimate).[7]
Highest estimate: 100,000,000

Japan strikes again

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Come learn Mandarin here !
http://l4cs.jpn.org/gikopoi/flash/gikopoi141_for/flash_gikopoi.html?aid=sea_city&sid=bar

有道 has some pretty interesting articles to read everyday.

我偽中国語話楽哉
日本語否使平仮名片仮名使漢字可能也~
謝謝~

>>70376108
locust express

明日貴様等予定如何?
我明日又大学可行予定也
我不欲大学行 我家籠遊欲哉~~

>>70373203
That is unhealthy.

全国最大裸疗上现拉~

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>>70350129
gulinazha is good.

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>>70380320
Of course, she's our queen

I hate ching chong new year. Fuck this shit !!!

>>70367024

how do you download HelloTalk in china

>>70381281
It's the best time of the year mr grinch

>>70381281

wtf malaysia celebrates CNY too?

>>70381624
Yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xg7lkqQH8sM

>>70381795
Do you call it Chinese new year or something else?

>>70380320
ching
>>70381279
chong
>>70381404
ning
>>70381598
nong

>>70381598
大扫除 is killing me.

>>70376903
>籠遊
please come to /sino/ more often sanbai

>>70381906
Chinese New Year 農曆新年

>>70381624
With a quarter Chinese population (heavily concentrated in the cities) it would be strange not to

>>70366921
no because she hates mainlanders
there is a great psychological disconnect with that, an ethno-racism of the self-group

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvdXowqlv5U

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How much $$$ are you expecting to haul this CNY?

none, i live too far from family so they give whenever they come, once a few years

>>70385931
Go visit your senpai you unfilial yank

>>70382547
back to your fucKing island

>chinesepod didn't do an advanced lesson this week and skipped to doing useless scam material for beginners
i want my money back

>>70382547
外来種滾!

>>70388154
It doesn't matter what language you learn,looking at the basics can be really usefull.

>>70388298
The problem isn't what they talk about it's the fact that they talk about it in English so you get like 20 seconds of learning over 10 minutes.

>>70386121
i am going to cook 年糕 later so it's okay

>>70385879
5 Jiao

Where can I find high res hong bao pictures to print one myself
it doesn't seem to exist

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>>70388922
They're so cheap why not just buy it

It'll look nicer too

>>70390679
idk where to get one here and if they sell them at the asian supermarket they're probably too expensive and like a pack of 10 or something, just need one as a joke to send a friend some really fucked up nasty 10 rmb bill because she's paranoid about germs on money

Been learning Mandarin for 10 months and this thread makes me thankful for my girlfriend, especially the weiqi/qipao/musician conversation. My interest in ancient China started 10 years ago when I became interested in all ancient civilizations. Anyways, I know 3 languages so picking up a 4th isn't that bad, especially when you already know how to draw strokes from another language. I recommend learning Chinese to anyone, as their numbers are plenty and there are plenty of people to have conversations with.

>>70360782
Serious answer from the female Chinese friends I have: Slender/athletic/fit. Fit, not RIPPED like a FROG as many have described it to me. Also, "cute chubby" can work, but that's rarer.

>>70369643
I have a large collection of Chinese literature, including all of the classicals. When I talk to foreign scholars at the university, having read the beautiful books provides for deep, meaningful and poetic conversations with them. Dream of the Red Chamber is my favorite book, and the PhD students and I often have fun talking about which girl is our favorite and why. Not for degenerate reasons, but poetic reasons.

I didn't see any Mahjong conversation here! Anyone else obsessed with it? I have been for years.

Don't know how other east asian women fare, but Chinese women are based with great values. I've met a few money hungry Filipino women in my time, along with a few horny Japanese women, but I always prefer Chinese. There are bad apples everywhere, but overall, they are resourceful as well. I mean genuinely resourceful. Obviously women will go more for the man who can provide more (money), so make sure you have something to provide.

>>70391808
>having read the beautiful books provides for deep, meaningful and poetic conversations with them
that's pretty faggy desu

>>70391808
Mahjong is too luck-based imo, it's more of a social game. Weiqi is where it's at.

I'm still losing to weak AI, it's a very hard game to master.

I hate how everybody on 4chan is trying to learn how to play weiqi now.

Get a life you losers.

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>>70382547

LEWD

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>又个中文话题
>没人说中文

大家害羞了还是你们的确都不会说中文?

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>>70393180
我太蠢了

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>>70393180
Taiwan, do you know it?

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>>70393261

不;每个老外当开始学习中文的时候都听起来很笨,六个月之后听得很无能,六个月后的还可以,然后好的,然后真的不错。

练习吧

>>70393288

台湾属于中国

>>70390679
also why is happy new year written backwards


is it some lucky shit like those characters you hang on the wall the wrong way around

>>70362485
我觉得一样。我有很多外国人的朋友,但是当我遇到一个别的外国人的时候我平常不喜欢他。

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>>70393540
我的IQ太低了

>>70393772
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horizontal_and_vertical_writing_in_East_Asian_scripts

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>>70393772

>Happy New Year written backwards

Literally never seen this.

The only character fuckery I've seen (beyond calligraphy) is the 福 character turned upside down, but that would make the '福' 倒了, aka turned upside down, which sounds like 福到了

>>70393772
In Japan everything was right to left pre-war so probably similar for china

>>70393911
but it's written right to left on the envelope, your wiki entry does not answer my question

>>70394114
>This form was never widely used except for pre-WWII official documents (like banknotes), and has not survived outside of some temple name signs.

hmmm


anyway, my hong bao looks sikk af

>>70394200
Well ime some special or formal things are written in traditional characters and from right to left-- my school's seal was, for example

>>70394200
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horizontal_and_vertical_writing_in_East_Asian_scripts#Right-to-left_horizontal_writing

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>>70350129

我写过论文关于维族与汉族之间的关系

我很乐意探索中国西北这个地区,咯什乌鲁木齐这俩我从来没有机会去参观,但我听说过咯什的古城差不多被完全拆除了。有没有人去过?这个是真相还是夸张?我不相信中国政府的报告。

>>70388463
Do you make your own? I like to dip them in egg then pan fry them.

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>>70394447
delete this

>>70394484
Kashgar old city was vulnerable to earthquakes so they had to rebuild it preemptively to prevent a national disasater

You can see the difference between the new and old buildings here. The old buildings look like Brazilian slums.

https://youtu.be/fOs88jb-WZ8?t=47

>>70394694
>>70394694
>>70394694

谢谢北方朋友

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>>70394694
>*embed*
>muzzshit thumbnail
>*unembed*

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Stop coming to China.

你姊姊太胖了

Do you think Fiona lets Gwilym stick it up her asshole?

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About to drop $500 on a game.

I will technically not be playing, just spectating and observing while taking notes on behaviorial/thinking patterns of the players on the team.

It is a game which requires teamwork with four complete random strangers and one selected officer from my Clan who is the only one out of the five that I am familiar with.

http://team.forsvarsmakten.se/english/

What could possibly go wrong.

>>70396911
what exactly is wrong with you

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>>70396942
I am a social misfit with technical skills which allowed me to appropriate a certain quantity of paper currency from a local ATM machine that had original manufacturer password on the control panel.

Trying to get rid of it in the most amusing fashion possible aside from using it as matchpaper to light my blunt.

This is all part of a bigger master plan which will be revealed later.

>>70397438
why not go for an asian escort

>>70397546
I get more utility from doing this than hiring the company of an escort.

Was thinking $200 would suffice, but that might not be enough to peak the interest of professionals.

So, I quoted 250% extra

>>70397711
sounds really gay and boring

should get yer dick sucked

>>70396911
I appreciate whatever language this thinks it is actually just being English read in a funny accent

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What do yall think of this comment >>70399327

>>70399620
China rule supreme

>>70399620
not true
chinese can just learn english

lol

>>70397438
>ATM machine
>normies pretending to be this autistic
REEEEEEEEE

I get lowkey triggered when people use random words in chinkspeak runes when writing an English language response to these threads.
Just use pinyin ya fuckin tryhards

>>70399967
>Ctrl+Space to change to pinyin input
>tryhard

黑鬼,请

>>70401310
>请
cannot be used ironically

>>70399967
拼音是可憎的

>>70381404
You just do. It's not blocked or anything...

>>70401439
it sort of can if you use 拜託

>>70402994
yes but not by itself

>>70353225
what do they mean by "heat" exactly in western terms? like calories?

>>70403317
it's an yin yang term

too long to explain but basically you get pimples and stuff

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Post some CNY songs. Need some songs to play at CNY party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKQIooHMGHQ

>>70404207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDqxw6-7-M4

>>70391891
>implying most of the classics don't deconstruct the human character
Hans pls.

I know this question has been asked a lot of times, but I'm really indecisive. Should I go for Mandarin, Korean or Japanese?
Not into business or engineering.

>>70406679
Do you like anime? -> japanese
Do you like drama? -> korean
Are you just in it for the qts and nothing else -> korean
Are you in it for the qts and like the idea of learning thousands of characters? -> Mandarin
Do you like the idea of learning thousands of characters with pronunciations that differ from word to word, with words whose reading has nothing to do with their pronunciation, and a completely different grammar from English? -> Japanese

>https://www.mdbg.net/chindict/chindict.php?page=worddict&wdrst=0&wdqb=proverb

Are pretty much all of the proverbs listed here actually used and worth learning?

>>70406893
proverbs aren't necessary but reciting them makes you sound smart, but yeah most of those can be used in daily life and are probably worth it if you have the time

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>Just started learning mandarin
>Recognize some symbols in the chinese posts
feels nice.

>>70407143
一二三人男女

Just for you

>>70406798
Thanks anon. Not quite the way I was thinking about those languages, but still useful.

>>70406967
Thanks, I'm not really planning on spouting them off I just want to recognize them when I see them if they are used, and need to fill out my daily vocab

Anyone else here doing or did the Spoonfed Chinese Anki deck? I'm a little more than halfway through it and am very happy with the results.

Also, I'm very unsatisfied living in Beijing. The air pollution sucks, the city is too boring, and the winter is too cold. Should I move to Shanghai, Shenzhen, or Guangzhou?

>>70407557
If you're in IT, I'd recommend Shenzhen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJ5cZnoodY

>>70407592
I currently teach English but am trying to transition into IT since that's what I studied at university. I was also thinking Shenzhen. Thanks!

>>70407557
Yeah I'm 70% through, doing audio only on the front, and I think it helped a lot. It's been feeling less useful lately though so I've been slowing the new cards and not adding cards most days; it feels like my pure listening ability is far above my actual linguistic competence so I just need to read/listen to a lot of native material for a bit.

I've heard in Shanghai they don't have heating inside so even though it's warmer it's still n fun in the winter.

>>70401518
>>70401310
Not triggered because it's all chinksrunes

>>70407637
I need to focus more on listening. I've been largely ignoring the listening on the cards unless I need clarification on how something is pronounced.

I often delete cards that repeat simple grammar or vocabulary. I only keep the cards that I feel really improve my understanding of grammar and contextual vocabulary. I imagine this will only get worse as I get closer to finishing the deck. The grammar hasn't really gotten more difficult so I've been deleting more and more.

>>70407757
Grammarwise it gets worse as time goes on but in terms of vocab it gets better. Slightly less of the same 20 sentences with different names.

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Dumb nip spreading anti-uyghur propaganda >>70407539

What are some chinese racial slurs for nips?

晚安 /sino/

>>70408666
晚安

>>70407966
日本鬼子? It somehow doesn't sound offending to the Japanese though.

>>70407966
Uyghur are Muslim terrorist pieces of shit an they should be wiped off the face of this planet
Xi make it happen

What do the older people in China who participated in the Cultural Revolution think of their actions back then? Are they proud of murdering their parents and teachers and destroying their cultural heritage because a fat dumbfuck told them to kill all the counter-revolutionaries? What do their kids think?

>>70409785
not really Xi is making them stupid and forcing them to be athiest by banning all muslim culture in public.

its kinda stupid idea and it wount work but what ever keeps them good I couldn't care less.

>>70409876
problem is commies don't think because its not collective enough.
but many of them are now old and lay-abouts
this is why they get the demeaning words lost generation.

Useless shit if you ask me.

>>70410435
>not really Xi is making them stupid and forcing them to be athiest by banning all muslim culture in public.
Sounds like what Ataturk did in Turkey

>>70409876
1 they consider themselves victims because they don't know what they were doing and majority of their suffering comes from being displaced by 上山下乡
2 most of the public humiliation is done by the youth pioneers, which were small in number, they call them 红了 as in brainwashed, it could also mean on fire and no they weren't told to kill or public humiliate anyone, it was a direction by mao for the part to punish a particular sect of the party but the gang of four used it on the population
3 nothing, they don't think

at least try to understand how it happened before you phrase your loaded but ultimately meaningless question

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你們過年時要做什麼?
我要爽爽在老家耍廢

>>70410793

考试

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>>70410830
>考試
你為什麼要提這件事?
我好不容易才從上次爆掉的成績中走出來