You wake up right in the middle. Which country do you walk into?

>>70339721
Russia, Russia all the time.

Russia, since Vladivostok isn't too far away.

Russia seems like the one least likely to get me shot on sight for being near the border.

>>70339721
China. I will trade infos on my cucked country against a qt chinese wife

>>70340169
You country is beautiful anon, you are the one that isnt

China

>>70340169
Why not just go to Canada? Plenty of Chinese qts some of which probably already speak French?

>>70339721
Russia

>>70340524
Too many sandniggers, I'm not leaving Algeria 2.0 for Syria 2.0

>>70339721
China

>>70339721
North Korea because it is Best Korea.

>>70339721
Russia

Russia, of curse.

>>70343145
Oh you

CHYNA
Some dude walked across china by his own and he came out alive, I'm not sure it'd be like that in Russia

>>70343213
*of course

>>70339721
I'd probably go to the closest building with a light on.

>>70339721
Russia looks Beautiful

>>70339721
This picture is in winter. cherrypicked

>>70339721

Russia because you can just leave.

that lake in russia looks like a good place to drown myself

>>70339721

Best Korea. I would learn about Juche, become a sensei and open an academy once back in Spen.

>>70340070
you'll be recognized for being white if you go to china

>>70339721
North Korea.

The Koreans will abduct qt Japanese grills to become my wife.

>>70344177
I thought poles drowned themselves in the Dutch coast

>>70344933
They drown themselves in our canals as well, usually after having a few too many drinks.

>>70340524
i went there you know who was the most common minority ? fat middle age bald arab men
just like france
they are everywhere i swear
just gas them all

>>70344968
Is that why you have small foamy beers? So you don't get too drunk and drown in your slowly sinking country?

>>70345176
We only hand the small foamy beers to foreigners, natives generally buy the large pitchers and then help themselves. They're a lot cheaper for the amount of beer you get.

>>70339721
All three are poor collapsing shitholes so doesn't matter.

>>70345416
Thanks for the tip. I'll be sure to get a pitcher and fall in some canal.

>>70345649
Help yourself. I'll see you arrive at the A&E like the Polish guy I saw a few weeks ago.
They had fished him out of the canals after freezing for around 20 mins, only 21 and already turned vegetable.