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1st for Saoirse

>>70339012
When the fuck did wales become a kingdom?
The acts of union were for the kingdom of scotland, ireland and england. No mention of wales anywhere in them

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>tfw no average irish gf

>>70339036
bless you

Did ye boys see those proposals for a "Celtic Fringe"

fucking cunt picked Ireland/Scotland and Northern Ireland. Why the fuck would NI be a separate entity?

>>70339055
Wales was annexed by England back in the day, Tudor was a Cambro-Norman family. They're inextricably linked with England nowadays.

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Never get to make the threads

>>70339012
>Celtic Union has the Germanic Scottish lowlands
>doesn't include Wales
Absolutely shitty map

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>>70339036
>>70339085
Can you imagine the raw sexual energy emanating from a hungry Sersh? She sees you walking home with a takeaway curry cheese chip. Her mouth salivates with each bite you take until she's visibly drooling. Suddenly she can't contain herself and waddles towards you. She grabs the box out your hands and wolfs them down, often forgetting to chew. Before you can even comprehend what's happened she's already finished, and wanting more. She tries sucking the curry stained on her jumper but it's not enough. Then she looks at you. Her eyes fixed on your curry cheese covered fingers. She grabs your hands with full force and starts licking them sensually. Her eyes are flickering and she's already moaning. Before long she can't even stand anymore. She falls to her knees, still keeping a deathgrip on those delicious fingers of yours. You try to break free but she's too strong. You're also afraid if she falls over her colossal weight will crush your legs to powder. Suddenly you're being dragged down. Before long she's stuck your hand down into her leggings and you can feel her moist warm interior. At this point this is happening whether you want it or not so you decide to go along with it. Her hairy cunt makes you itch but you don't care. She makes no effort to hide her pleasure. Surely people inside their homes are now listening to sound of Saoirse Ronan orgasming on the street. She's so loud she drowns out the music being played in the nearby underage disco. Her crotch is soaking wet and it's clear her body can't take much more. She lets out one final joyous roar and collapses on the footpath. You wipe your hand on her jumper and give it a sniff. Still smells of curry cheese chips.

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>All the Celtic countries AND all the Scandinavian could band together and they would still be weaker than England

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>all the cities in England AND Wales could band together and they would still be susceptible to bombs

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>>70339340
Must be that Islamic warrior culture you lads have

>>70339291
Lowlands are Gaelic even if they were Saxond and wales is absolutely not fucking culturally Celtic even if they speak their heavily anglicized language

Now

FOY

>>70339426
>heavily anglicanised language
Explain

how common is the surname Corning in Ireland?

>>70339395
Too much of Scotland, stick a harp in the middle

>>70339461
never heard of it

>>70339178
wales as a cluster of petty kingdoms before being conquered, not singular kingdoms like scotland and ireland. At most its a principality

>>70339012
I wish Celtic languages were still more prevalent in all of Western Europe. I like linguistic variety.
You guys should remain separate independent entities but form a Celtic league with Scotland, Ireland, Wales, Cornwall and Bretagne.

Awful thread so far.

>>70339461
Not very, why?

>>70339411
>people decry terrorism
Don't start shit you aren't willing to finish, brits.

>>70339494
Your post made it worse

>>70339495
moms family name, from Ireland

>>70339426
Lowlands are genuinely Northumbrian Anglic, home to the only living Anglic language outside of English, Scots.
Wales is Brythonic Romano-Britons.

>>70339582
Doxxed

>>70339490
I almost wish I were born Gaelic, Welsh or Cornish.

I'd try and bring the languages back, I love ethnology and linguistics, I could be part of a revival.

>>70339467
>ruining an aesthetic design
Do you even want schoolchildren to able to draw it?

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>>70339582
You have to go back

>>70339537
Your post made it worse.

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>>70339585
Bollocks, both wales and Scotland are Irish along with the wear coast of Britain

>>70339623
cool, come over, I'm making butterscotch snickerdoodles

>>70339486
When was ireland ever united

>yanks
>brits
>Irish posters significantly less Irish than me
Fuck off everyone.

>>70339724
Under Brian Boru.

>>70339724
Brian Boru, for thousands of years, high kingship gave you authority and charged you with protection of the whole island

>>70339699
>Britons being weak
Unsurprising
Nonetheless, lowland Scotland is Germanic.
Cornwall hangs on by a thread, Wales less so, but they're Celtic.

>>70339744
Did he actually rule over ireland?

>>70339724
1542 by the crown act of ireland.

Love Micks
Fuck Brits

>>70339724
Rory O'Connor.

>>70339777
>thousands of years
Bullshit. High kings were mostly a poetic invention. At most they existed for a few hundred years and with very limited control over the whole island.

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>ywn be a Norse-Gael
Why even fucking live

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>>70339827
Germanic my hole, they were Celtic like like the rest of Britain and germanic influence is a massive fake meme, only the ruling classes became germanic the majority remained the same celtic

>>70339828
>Did he actually rule over ireland
Yes.

>>70339828
During the war yes

Fuck off all yanks.

>>70339901
Norse Gaels are a meme as well, just Gaels who adopted some nordic shit, fuck off LARPing yank

>>70339938
That's not how ethnology works, kindred
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language

i speak 3 dialects of english you stupid fucker please go home

>>70339989
But I love the Early Middle Ages northwestern Europe.
Plus they built your capitol.

>>70340103
Literal MEME language FUCK OFF

i speak 3 dialects of english you stupid fucker please go home

FUCK

OFF

YANKS

>>70340241
i speak 3 dialects of english you stupid fucker please go home

>>70340241
i speak 3 dialects of english you stupid fucker please go home .

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Even if it isn't Swissyank that is shitting up the thread (I honestly can't tell anymore), take this advice as applicable to all yanks who might be present in /éire/.

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>>70340241
I speak three dialects of Primitive Irish you stupid fucker please go home

>>70340388
I really want to grab her titty

>>70340388
Swissyank rarely capitalizes.

>>70339426
>Lowlands are Gaelic
Wrong
>Lowlands are genuinely Northumbrian Anglic
Also wrong

>>70340388
dunno why non-swissyanks gang up on this thread randomly
they can fuck off твн
t. just got up

Could not give less of a fuck about lowland Scotland
Bí ciúin

>>70340567
it's a retarded meme from a livebunker thread. some other yank and an espoo were spamming it when an eirefag typed it in

>>70339085
>>70339036


Mate of mine fingered her outside an underage disco in Carlow once

>>70340533
>Also wrong
Wrong
>Early Scots was the emerging literary language of the Northern Middle English speaking parts of Scotland in the period before 1450. The northern forms of Middle English descended from Northumbrian Old English. During this period, speakers referred to the language as "English" (Inglis, Ynglis, and variants).

>>70340634
fuck off

Dydh da
Fatla genes?

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Is Michael O'Leary "our guy"?

just remembered lads
theres an anti-trump walkout type protest at my school today lmao

>>70341267
hostile o'learian takeover of sinn féin when?

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>>70339012
Stop excluding brythonic celts, das racist

>>70341267
no

I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN
I BELIEVE THAT SHE WILL WIN

>>70341267
Legend

>>70341267
Based.

im like 2 hours late for school so i have to walk a good amount sмн
least the bus goes most of the way so its only 15 minutes

>>70341363
What do they think will happen by walking out?

>>70341947
Day off school

>>70341947
They'll continue to know nothing about politics and economics and thus won't be tempted to vote Republican.

>>70341267
What is it with the alt right and their vulnerability to being convinced by a billionaire that he's one of them?

>>70341363
>>70341790
Underage please leave

>>70341267
I'm sure that tweet will be really appealing to all those right-wing British working class people.

>>70342030
>can't enjoy bants without getting political
State of you.

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My 6 year old niece told me that she thinks Donald Trump is the worst person in the world, she said that she cried the day he was elected. She thought it meant that her Indian friend from school was going to "go away".
That's cute and a fair reaction but I can't help but worry about the level of hysteria kids and the non-politically engaged are being subjected to and the kind of messages they're picking up from that.

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>>70342448
>My 6 year old niece told me that she thinks Donald Trump is the worst person in the world, she said that she cried the day he was elected. She thought it meant that her Indian friend from school was going to "go away".
Bad parenting. The children wouldn't be upset and have unfounded anxieties if the parents weren't trying to indoctrinate them into their own political views.

>a fair reaction
How? It's completely false, not least because Donald Trump has no jurisdiction in Ireland.

>>70342004
>blatant classism
you should be ashamed of yourself

>>70339879
>underrated post

>>70342003
So they'll want high salaries for low skill work?

>>70342627
>How?
Because she's a fucking child you autistic cunt.

>>70342004
Most of them are natural betas and all of them want to vicariously feel powerful.

>>70342448
>>70342627
>Bad parenting. The children wouldn't be upset and have unfounded anxieties if the parents weren't trying to indoctrinate them into their own political views.
Absolutely this. How would a six-year-old know who Donald Trump is? I don't remember kids knowing who Dubya was.

>How? It's completely false, not least because Donald Trump has no jurisdiction in Ireland.
It's even less a fair reaction than that because Trump is planning on making every foreigner disappear. That's a lefty lie.

>>70342861
I said 'Republican' and not 'Trump' for a reason.

>>70342979
I remember when 9/11 happened I asked my parents if Osama would crash a plane into our house.

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>>70343024
>How would a six-year-old know who Donald Trump is?
Much less what his policies are.

>alt-retards are blaming a child for being a child and not reading Trump's policy proposals

>>70342627
It seemed encouraged in her school to support Hillary as well, she was excited for the first female president and it was taught to her about the Clinton's work in bringing peace to Northern Ireland.
The media overwhelmingly validates that position as well so there's nothing to really help her consider the other side.

It reminded me a bit of what my parents told me about Gerry Adams as a child, how he was a mass murderer from prison who blew people up with car bombs. I got really worked up about it, had nightmares about him and used to check my wardrobe at night in case he was in there with explosives. I think it made me subconsciously fear men with bushy black beards as well because I started hating my uncle who looked a bit like him.

>>70343194
should slap her around for being manipulated by the main stream meteor

>>70342004
Good question, wish I knew the answer. Maybe they just like someone who is a good orator (not sure good is the correct word) or appears to be a strong leader. Many of them are also not college-educated so perhaps they prefer his straight talking manner as opposed to that of most politicians.

>>70343234
your parents are west brits

>>70343194
>>70343251
>not having sixth class reading comprehension
We're blaming the parents.

Read Frank McCourt's 'tis lads. Manly tears were shed not gonna lie. So many things are familiar with the struggles of 60s-70sAlgerian immigration to France notably. Realized why I have this natural sympathy for the irish. Ireland is the Algeria of the Northern Atlantic tbqh.

>>70343319
who?

>>70343359
>Ireland is the Algeria of the Northern Atlantic tbqh.
Don't ever say that again.

>>70343359
stop sleeping with children

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>>70343234
>had nightmares about him and used to check my wardrobe at night in case he was in there with explosives
That sounds like Gerry alright. Always up no good.

>>70343292
>Many of them are also not college-educated so perhaps they prefer his straight talking manner as opposed to that of most politicians.
To be fair, you don't have to lack a college education to prefer people who talk straight. Personally I'm getting sick of "politicians' answers" to important questions.

>>70343304
Not west brit but my Dad is an avid FF supporter, Irish Independent reader who grew up close to the border in Dundalk so seems to have first hand experience growing up in an area with SF influence.
I say seems to because he's very uncomfortable speaking about anything to do with SF preferring to dismiss them as evil, he supports the SDLP up the north as well and would like to see SF wiped out on both sides.

I support Fianna Fáil because only silly cunts who are bitter about 2007 dislike them. >muh corruption

Fianna Fáil is the only Irish party with a pair of bollocks on them to tell the EU to fuck off.

>>70343292
Shared hatred of the liberal middle class I'd guess. Enemy of my enemy must be my friend sort of mentality.

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>>70343611
>pro FF
>anti EU
Oh boy.

>>70343551
disgusting post-civil war grudge feud there, you should expose him as a British pawn

>>70343394
So many parallels exist. Everyone here is saying that the Algeria-francerelationship is more comparable to the Ireland-england. Really understood that vescerally with Frank McCourt's book
http://detectivesbeyondborders.blogspot.com/2013/05/algeria-is-to-france-and-vietnam-to-us.html?m=1
That may be the reason why we both feel the struggle of the palesti'ian people as well
http://www.middleeasteye.net/in-depth/features/unbreakable-bond-ireland-and-palestine-2021731160

Seamus, my brother, come home!

>>70343611
Whats it like being a minority political contrarian?

>>70343551
>I say seems to because he's very uncomfortable speaking about anything to do with SF preferring to dismiss them as evil
>would like to see SF wiped out on both sides
Good lad your da

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>>70339012
I'll stick my hand down your throat and rip out your tonsils if you make include Scotland in this thread again you clatty fucking tarrier.

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>>70343669
France only invaded Algeria in 1830. They held it for just over a century. Meanwhile Ireland had already been under British control for centuries prior to Algeria ever coming under French rule

> That may be the reason why we both feel the struggle of the palesti'ian people as well
>mfw

>>70343688
Better than being a butthurt alt-retard who wants to ape America while complaining about leftists aping America kek

>>70343654
>he hasn't read FF's antics in the "Union for Europe of the Nations"
>he hasn't kept up with FF's antics in the ALDE

Please fuck off you shitebag kek

>>70343611
I don't think the recession was primarily their fault but I don't like them because they're the most socially conservative and religious party.

They're however in favour of spreading investment around the country instead of funneling everything into Dublin like FG and Labour, so I don't know.
It feels like whatever party you support in this country you're not going to have to make major concessions to your beliefs.

>>70343769
i'm not sure if algeria is a country the irish want to be associated with

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>>70343770
>Please fuck off you shitebag kek
>thinking that FF is even slightly euroskeptic
>implying that national party maneuvers in the EU parliamentary parties are anything other than power plays

>>70339012
Scots are faggots
gb2 reddit

>>70343786
>I don't like them because they're the most socially conservative
They aren't though. Martin is further left than Kenny.

>>70343394
You're right. That's an insult to those smelly camel shaggers.

>>70343834
>euro-sceptic
Never did I claim they were, but they've regularly told Europe to fuck off and only a retard who hasn't read anything thinks otherwise.

You don't even live here why am I talking to you fucking lmao

>>70343840
Some are alright though

Nothing wrong with Gaelic Expansionism

>>70339426
No they aren't, highland clearance sent the highlanders to lowland

t. Scot with history major

>>70343429
you don't have to lack a college education to prefer people who talk straight
That is true. I think there are a huge number of factors that contributed to Trump being elected, more than we could theorise.

>>70343636
Good point.

>>70339699
Ah yes the parts of Scotland filled with most junkies are Irish, makes sense

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>>70343833
True, but my point is that the similarities are only superficial.

>>70343849
>Martin is further left than Kenny.
Martin is whatever he needs to be at any given time. He'd send his own mother down the Lee for a vote.

>>70343891
>but they've regularly told Europe to fuck off
They sure did a good job of that during the receession.

>lmao
Opinion discarded.

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>>70339426
>Lowlands are Gaelic

>>70343891
They're the same EU puppets who gladly supported Nice and Lisbon till Irish people told the EU to fuck off

Theyre populist cunts who'll do whatever way the wind blows, they're Pro EU in my eyes till they start taking about a proper referendum on the issue

>>70339989
>what is gallowglass

>>70343905
Expansionism is a meme and has not ended well for a single Empire.

have had bags under my eyes for years lads. I've always thought they make me look unattractive and I've tried getting rid of them but never succeeded
Just found a pic of me as a baby and I can see the outlines of them. Must just be a genetic thing that I'll never get rid of

>>70339426
The Clearances resulted in significant emigration of Highlanders to the coast, the Scottish Lowlands, and further afield to North America and Australasia. In the early 21st century, many times more descendants of Highlanders are found in these diaspora destinations than in Scotland.[4]

http://www.scotsman.com/lifestyle/scotland-s-dna-tartan-export-1-1503608

Read that you fucking baffoon

>>70343975
>till they start taking about a proper referendum on the issue
>only 20% of people think we should have a referendum
>"well obviously a referendum won't hurt what are you afraid of?:DD"

You're as whiny as the left, fuck off.

>>70343956
>They sure did a good job of that during the receession.
>making the right decision is bad because it's what Europe said :(
As a NEET you wouldn't be affected by Ireland turning into Greece but most people would (: Fuck off faggot

>>70344023
cut them off

>blame fianna fail for the irish people being greedy shits who borrowed more than they could repay

>>70343975
Every party is pro-eu. Well except identity ireland, but they got all of 187 votes total last election kek

>>70344023
Vitamin D supplements lad, DMAE and fish oil with EPA and DPA too

anti vampire formula

>>70344050
>muh fake opinion polls

>all of these triggered Scots

Laffin

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>>70343975
>Nice and Lisbon till Irish people told the EU to fuck off
And look how that panned out.

>Theyre populist cunts who'll do whatever way the wind blows
True, but so are FG - FG are just slower to bend to the winds of populism that FF. You also have to consider that in Irish politics, opposition parties will always appear more populist.

>>70344050
>As a NEET you wouldn't be affected by Ireland turning into Greece but most people would (: Fuck off faggot
Angry lad is angry.

Regardless I voted for both versions of the Lisbon treaty and would have voted for Nice had I been of voting age at the time.

>>70344058
har har har
keep your shit jokes to yourself please

>>70344075
seems like a lot of effort for some skin treatment

>>70343965
what's your surname

>>70344155
Not just skin treament, mood treatment, cognition treatment too. Makes your memory and cognition impeccable not effort at all

>>70344023
Same, it is genetic, can also be caused by a stressful, unfulfilling life and intermittent alcoholism

>>70344186
Robertson

>not being a MaCleod

>>70344226
AMACH ANOIS

>>70344245
>MaC
>not Mac C
>not McC
Disgusting

>>70344293
>>70344293
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clan_MacLeod

We were the best clan

>not being a Campbell

>not being Irish

>>70344343
>tfw we had fueds with you and cut you up

>not being a Maclean

>>70344395
Not Gaelic, rape babies of vikings

>>70344341
>a cows head as crest
you lot aren't very original

>>70344341
That is a good clan. You spelt it wrong though

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>being scottish

who here /whohere/?

>>70344392
Fucked up the jacobites and MacDonalds side by side though

>>70344451
Bull actually, strong as bulls we are.

>>70344459
Nah mate aint no taig
>>70344487
Oh aye son

>>70344513
>Nah mate aint no taig
but you're part of a Gaelic clan?
what are you on about boy

>>70344560
Gaelic -/- Irish

we're Norse gallowglass, it's mainly a norse clan fuck sake our descendant was Olaf the Black

The groundwork for everything fine gael claims to have done in 'fixing' the economy was lain by fianna fail :^)

Also the EU has been brilliant for ireland, only the lower class believe otherwise

>>70344343
>tfw clan spent its entire history being bullied by campbells

>using the word gallowglass
>it's fucking galloglach
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING ANGLOS FUCK OFF

>>70344683
*gall óglaigh

>>70344609
you're using an 'insult' taken from a misspelling of the Gaelic name Tadhg though you thick bastard

>we're Norse gallowglass, it's mainly a norse clan fuck sake our descendant was Olaf the Black
yeah and I'm scandinavian because my surname is Lochlann
jaysus

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>Gaelic -/- Irish

>>70344736
Oglach is the singular of oglaigh you fucking mongoloid

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>>70344627
Excellent post. FF could have been far better prepared for the crash than they were, and for that they deserve all the blame. But we would be no better than Greece now were it not for the actions of FF during the dark days of the recession. Pisses me off when I see uneducated people saying that we should have "burnt the bondholders".

That said, the recovery of the global economy was just as instrumental in Ireland's recovery than anything done on a national level.

>>70340103
language does not equate ethnicity/race

>>70344759
>Pisses me off when I see uneducated people saying that we should have "burnt the bondholders".
We should have though. Losing money is the risk you take. The only people we should have guaranteed was deposit holders (which was the intention initially, but Europe wouldn't let us cut even partial payments to bondholders - WHICH IS NOW THE FUCKING LAW). Anyone seeking a bailout nowadays has to push some costs onto bondholders (hence why Italy wants to wait as long as it can, and for Brussels to reimburse italian deposit holders).

>>70343727
Good post.

>>70343727
limmy's a gael

>SNP is literally gobbling Irish cock


>>70343727
>if you make include
is this scots?

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>>70344887
Burning the bondholders would have ruined our standing on the financial markets (I'm talking Greece-tier), making it even more difficult than it was to acquire external funding. The relative speed at which our credit rating recovered can be attributed (at least in part) to the fact that we didn't burn the bondholders.

>>70344745
youre talking to someone who did his thesis on this exact subject ;)

thinking of eating a mini roll

dissuade me

>>70344952
sadly not the ulster kind i believe

Why are Irish so obsessed with Scotland?

>>70344996
really putting that to use aren't you

>>70345031
We're friends

>>70345006
Basically the same thing only they spell craik wrongly.

>>70344988
>Burning the bondholders would have ruined our standing on the financial markets
No it wouldn't. Iceland's reputation and economy recovered faster than ours you fucking mongo. We had 25% debt to GDP before the crash, which leapt to 125%. Had we not bailed out the bondholders, we'd have come through it without enough debt to tank our economy. Not to mention the fact our "speedy recovery" only happened after we were driven out of the fucking markets into the Troika.

I'm an FF supporter, you're just being silly.

>>70345031
we aren't

I personally want my Island to be shifted further away from you smelly bastards, and pray every night for a tectonic shift to that effect

Ulster-Scots Dialect.

Wa ye fer l'day?

>>70345034
Aye cause you know what my lifes like llf first time ive been on 4shitty for a few months >>70345052
I know but the whole "you're Irish" bollocks is annoying because it's like your taking our identity

>>70345072
>craik
>wrongly

>>70339486
Ireland was never a "singular" kingdom acting under a defined legal authority you historically illiterate pleb.

>>70345101
put the irn bru down billy your posts are shite

>>70345101
It's just a meme to rustled the Loyalists lad don't worry about it

>>70345072
Nah we say craic
>>70345154
And you just sit here cynical and all, great posts keep it up you might get a medal

>>70345125
there was a precedent for a King of all-Ireland and it happend in legend if not in fact as far as we know

>having a hard c and the letter k at the same time
what's the fucking point?

>>70345189
my posts are the only thing keeping /éire/ afloat and I'll muster all my prestige to keep you dirty shites on the other side of the IRISH sea thank you very much
now away back tae britain

>>70339699
All of these small Gaelic settlements established after the withdrawal of the Romans were completely obliterated within 200 years of their establishment.

>>70345125
>historically illiterate
Legal authority was established in 1542, and entire island was under rule by the crown by 1603.

>>70345258
Nice ego it's like a fucking blimp just stop lad youre creating a bad atmosphere you're not rustling just making the general depressing]

truce?

>>70339828
Tenuously, and for a very brief period.

>>70345322
I'll accept nothing but unconditional surrender

>>70345277
Sorry, I should have said before the arrival of the Anglo-Normans, which is what the guy I was replying to suggested in his post.

>>70345383
Cheyne walk

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>tfw no gf

>>70345213
Yeah, I know. But unfortunately the structure of Gaelic society in Ireland consisted of petty kingdoms that were never able to become administratively sophisticated enough to unite into one kingdom like the Anglo-Saxons kingdoms of England did.

>>70345499
probably better off

might get an escort some time so I don't become a wizard

>>70345499
Have you considered a bf?

Could the Scottish inbred loyalist Hun British arselick Viking LARPer fuck off now? Stupid fucking twat doesn't even realise he's a Gael

Limmys a fucking Glaswegian Fenian too

>>70345589
nah not gay. Even if I was my Catholic upbringing has affected me too much. I just find the thought so unmanly

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>>70345499
>I'M STARING DOWN THE BARREL OF A 45

>>70345528
>administratively sophisticated enough
wut

England only united because of external threats and the fact that every other Kingdom except Wessex was wiped out for a while as well

I reckon it would've been possible for there to have been a Rí Érenn eventually but that's all alternate history bollocks tbf

>>70345626
>twat
fob

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>>70345650
I bet you're cute

>>70345797
yeah I am
but not handsome. I have a baby face

Finished Assassin's Creed 5. Was disappointing. The early game was good.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigtrygg_Silkbeard


(: my ancester

>>70346225
Sigtrygg silky pubes

Watched all of The Young Pope. Pure kino. Would definitely recommend.

Are the Irish truly known for speaking fast?
How's the dialect in these parts?

And I'm not American so don't make ignorance jokes.

this "walkout" is a joke
its literally some retards crowding up the halls a bit more
the lunch room is slightly less crowded today is all

>>70345101
post links or shut up

>>70346388
I type really quickly, can't you tell?

>>70346388
according to foreigners apparently. ive never notices it.
just the way >we talk i spose

>>70346326
Been obsessed with it ever since it came out. How far in are ye?

>>70346326
dont get the kino meme
its just cinema in german isnt it

mashed potatoes feel like clay today
wont be eating em, had a late breakfast anyway

>>70346556
Kino is like saying 10/10

>>70346225
Are you from Howth?

>>70346556
It sounds more sophisticated. Gives the impression of ironic superiority.

It's really not hard to understand, come on lad.

>>70346611
i dont think thats it
i was very confused why people were saying it when i first heard it. it doesnt seem to have an actual definition other than "thats so keyno loike"

>>70346609
American spuds are a disgrace anyway

>>70346675
Why are you typing it in an Irish accent, its a /tv/ meme no one actually uses it

>>70346680
theyre the flakes you get in a packet and mix with milk to get "mash"
the potato quality isnt any worse here really. theyve got a whole state just for potato growing
>>70346746
i like using a d4 accent to mock things

>all these foreign flags
wew

>>70346388
If you don't know the dialect it's a pain.
I don't understand Dubliners at all.

>>70346675
It's already been explained, it's a shorthand way of saying "very good" if used unironically, or so-bad-its-good if used ironically.

>>70346509
Finished it today, very good.

>>70346675
You aren't Irish fuck off. Plus you're fucking 15.

actually am sitting by my lonesome today as all the people i was sitting with have different lunches now
>>70346887
i thought it was something more.
suppose i was wrong though.

>>70347028
>i thought it was something more.
What?

>>70347038
i didnt know what, i just assumed
i dont go on /tv/ so i wouldnt know really

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Queen of /eire/

which eejit thought combining strawberry and banana juice was a good idea
which fucker thought banana juice was a good idea in the first place

reading Jojo

listening to the feels of athenry

>>70347208
Your mother loves the juice from my banana, cunt.

>>70347208
>>70347293
I'll slit your necks and bottle the blood as strawberry juice, you cunts.

>>70347293
>>70347316
hehe gotem™

DANCE DANCE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE SAID HE
AND I LEAD YOU ALL WHEREEVER YOU MAY BE
AND I LEAD YOU ALL IN THE DANCE SAID HE

>>70347283
Is this a Jojo reference?

>>70345747
>wut

As in, minting coins, having defined legal codes concerning each person's relationship upwards to the crown, having one of the most extensive networks of professional administrators owing allegiance directly to a crown authority in Europe at that time (that the Norman Kings inherited, enabling the creation of the domesday book immediately after the Norman invasion - an endeavor that could not conceivably have been done in France or the Empire at that time), and generally having a comparatively stable and very complex bureaucratic feudal system.

hands are sticky from bandsaw lubricant lads
also my orange i at

>>70347110
not right wing enough
sersh is the obvious queen of /éire/
better looking than that bimbo. pure, far right, talented actress, posted by qt sershfrog, actually Irish

song stuck in my head but I can't remember the lyrics or name
annoying

>>70347110
>our queen
>not even celtic

>>70345626
Llf im no loyalist, im a prod unionist some of my best mates are Irish. You're clueless matesy, What makes me gael? My Mums side is English/Norman and American
Dad's is Scottish, not the gael type. Anglo. My Grandad was an NCO that slaughtered wee faggot republicans like yourself during The Troubles now fuck off or come up to Belfast for a fight.

>>70347662
Saoirse is a mediocre looking Yank who probably shills for abortion.

>>70347819
>some of my best mates are Irish
You're all Irish (:

How do I learn Scottish?

>>70347878
Whatever floats your boat

>>70347662
>pure
pure slut
>far right
she's been on ellen, somehow i doubt it
>talented actress
i wouldnt know
>qt sershfrog
you mean some fat berber?
>actually irish
"irish-american" :^)
/éire/ is a republic, free from queens and empresses.
>>70347720
theres an extremely obscure song i hear in like 2014 which i absolutely loves but i only remember one line, which is "the king is dead, long live the king" sung over and over in a sort of high pitched creepy voice. i dont think ill ever hear it again unless i steal it, it goes on the charts, and the original writer sues me for stealing their song
then ill give them all the money i got from it and say "was just trying to remember what song that was lol"

>>70347878
shes objectively better looking than lauren southern. Lauren southern is just a bit better looking than the other million girls who have their hair dyed blonde and cake themselves in makeup

>>70347913
wadna fecht for Charlie

>>70347965
theyre both shit though
saoirse is real pudgy looking
>>70347966
aye tis a wee kenning ocht

>>70347913
Listen to The corries and use your intiution to dissect the dialect. the neds use of Scots is wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWkv_J9wRmg

>>70347517
>minting coins
fair

>having defined legal codes concerning each person's relationship upwards to the crown
a subjects relation to his King of whatever rank was defined well enough, what's your issue specifically?

>having one of the most extensive networks of professional administrators owing allegiance directly to a crown authority in Europe at that time (that the Norman Kings inherited, enabling the creation of the domesday book immediately after the Norman invasion - an endeavor that could not conceivably have been done in France or the Empire at that time)
not sure about this but why do you think it necessary

>>70348012
you're an ugly wretch who unironically likes niggers
why do the shut ins always have the highest standards?

>>70348016
Thanks

>>70347913
There's a few Irish speakers here if you want to learn that. I know only one guy who is learning Scottish.

Memrise has courses, and piratebay has a language learning pack for Scottish.

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>>70347819
>english mum

explains it

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Poor thread.

>>70348074
Unrealistic view of the world, don't know how the social world works. Think it's a sideshow.
>>70348114
Not really english, GDad was stationed in Aldershot and she was born there, speaks with an English accent but her heritage is Scottish, norman if you wanna go that far back and her Grandmother married a GI

>>70348194
>not training your mind, body and soul like the Ancient Greeks by training both physical, metaphysical and cognitive.

>>70348181
>she was born there

english then

Here is a brilliant track by Silly Wizard a Scot folk band that can speak Scottish gaylick and it's sung in it too

Beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scoB-A0DQuk

>>70348099
You've got a link to the memrise course?

>>70348074
have you ever seen my face lad

>>70348283
Not complaining I have the best blend of British isle genetics.

>>70348428
So you conceed you aren't Scottish.

>>70348361
silly wizard can't speak Gáidhlig, they sing the English versions w/Gáidhlig mostly

CBD oil pens are legal, they relax you and help you sleep and you vape it or drop the liquid on food. It's the ticket, doesnt get you high unless you blast it like fuck but the NHS is doing trials with it as it has so many medicinal properties. They took the cannabinoids out of weed and isolated the bits that are medicinal.

No one barely knows it's legal. has got me off the weed.

>>70348517
Grandad is scottish, mum has scottish genetics, I was born there, whole fucking family is. My virth certificate says Scottish, not even allowed an Irish passport so how the fuck could I be Irish or English?
>>70348529
They mix it up to keep people listening still good shit though.

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>>70348428
>British Isle

>>70348638
>being cynical over a typo
>actually raging I didn't say Irish Sea

>>70348401
well you posted someone who I assume is you with curly hair the other day
but even if you aren't ugly faced, I doubt you wash your skin, work out, have a nice haircut, dress nicely, shower regularly etc

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>mfw I go to Ireland with "the boys" and heem sean

>>70348832
Sounds like a lot of work desu.

One Pope, in the Dark Ages, decreed that all Jews had to leave Rome. The Jews did not want to leave, and so the Pope challenged them to a disputation to prove that they could remain. No one, however, wanted the responsibility... until the synagogue sexton, Moishe, volunteered.

As there was nobody else who wanted to go, Moishe was given the task. But because he knew only Hebrew, a silent debate was agreed. The day of the debate came, and they went to St. Peter's Square to sort out the decision. First the Pope waved his hand around his head. Moishe pointed firmly at the ground.
The Pope, in some surprise, held up three fingers. In response, Moishe gave him the middle finger.
The crowd started to complain, but the Pope thoughtfully waved them to be quiet. He took out a bottle of wine and a wafer, holding them up. Moishe took out an apple, and held it up.
The Pope, to the people’s surprise, said, "I concede. This man is too good. The Jews can stay."
Later, the Pope was asked what the debate had meant. He explained, "First, I showed him the Heavens, to show that God is everywhere. He pointed at the ground to signify that God is right here with us. I showed him three fingers, for the Trinity. He reminded me that there is One God common to both our religions. I showed him wine and a wafer, for God's forgiveness. With an apple, he showed me original sin. The man was a master of silent debate."
In the Jewish corner, Moishe had the same question put to him, and answered, "It was all nonsense, really. First, he told me that this whole town would be free of Jews. I told him, Go to Hell! We’re staying right here! Then, he told me we had three days to get out. I told him just what I thought of that proposal." An older woman asked, "But what about the part at the end?" "That?" said Moishe with a shrug, "Then we had lunch!"
>>70348832
ive never posted my face here
my physical appearance isnt the problem, its my personality.

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>>70348613
>I was born there
so was this man

do you deny his scottishness

>>70348832
also what do you mean by "wash your skin"?
doesnt that fall under showering regularly

>>70348992
There's a difference between washing your skin and showering mate.

>>70348992
Nah. Especially for teens/people with greasy skin you need to wash your face properly with soap and water in the sink. Stops blackheads and pimples from forming

>>70349040
if youre dutch you aint much
why wouldnt you wash your skin in the shower
thats literally 80% of showering
also
>mate
t. william of orange
>>70349083
i just wash it while showering.
face isnt too greasy anyway. zits are a rarity for me despite my father's side having an epidemic of them

please tell me why
the car is in the front yard
and I'm sleeping with my clothes on

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standing at the edge of the crater
like the prophets once said
and the ashes are all cold now
no more bullets, and the embers are dead

>>70348947
don't be so fucking daft lad
An english person born in wales can be welsh. An Irish person born in england can be english. Thats how it works when countries are so closely aligned.
A black or paki will never be Irish, scottish, welsh or english no matter where hes born

>>70349133
Why would you do that under the shower? All the soap will be washed off before you are ready.

>An Irish person born in England can be English

not true

>>70349253
ive never had a problem with it.
its just a quick rinse like, i'm not gonna let soap soak on my face for 10 minutes
>>70349326
10% of your country would beg to differ, nigel o'more

>>70349398
paddies with passports lad

simply look at liverpool

>>70349326
It's not bloody well halal is it?

>>70349466
not an argument mate

>>70349235
go away martin schulz

>>70349593
martin schulz thinks a turk is German though
I said the opposite to that

have a free period at the end of the day
think they'll just let me go home?

>>70349705
the difference between englishmen and irishmen is similar to that of germans and turks lad

>>70349235
A persons culture is largely determine by those they associate with as children, not their parents but their friends.
A person born in england to irish parents is english if they grew up there. Blood is meaningless compared to culture, even for africans or asians.

>>70349762
do you really believe that? The UK is so similar to Ireland. Maybe not ulster sc*ts but the rest are. More similar than any other groups

>>70349772
Culturally Irish people who are black are not Irish and never will be though

>>70349772
people with irish parents are more irish than english

Let's stop replying.

>>70349897
try telling that to the EDL

>>70349987
what

>>70350112
>>70350112
>>70350112