/v4/ + friends

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>tfw no spic gf

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whats up ?

nice edition

S T O P

>>70334092
who is this child?

>>70334092
Is that the "Praha hlavní město sábavy" kid?

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banana flavoured cereal pillows aren't very good
should have bought the chocolate

>>70330866
everywhere I look cancer like this, why did I have to be born as fucking white male

(posted into the dead thread like retard I am)

>>70334145
banana flavor is always shit

>>70334318
You're easily triggered...

>>70334572
I'm not outraged by it, just sad

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>>70334318
>tfw your uni doesn't pander to this shit

>>70334639
Why be sad though?
They're just targeting the semi-normie/semi-nerd population that likes shit like that, why should that be saddening?

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Animu

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sales optimisation-u

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>>70334906
Looks complicated

What do the numbers mean? Do you work with that?

>>70334722
it's pure propaganda
>DUDE SCIENCE LMAO

they don't mention the part where you end up in a lab measuring nitrogen content of feces on a 50+ years old equipment leaking all over the place

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>>70335002
It's just some sales data of some random company.
My work looks more like this...

>>70335076
but measuring feces can be cool...

>>70335127
I'm not saying it isn't cool
but it's not "traditionally" cool

also, holy fuck, they even put a TEDx speech at the end
what a bunch of retards

>>70335127
>but measuring feces can be cool

t.professional feces measurment expert

>>70335127
No srs again. Wat is this?

Im making a second education in informatics this summer

>>70335210
dude, I'm LITERALLY a professional feces measurment expert

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>>70335210
actually

t.professional feces measurment expert's bf

:^)

>>70335255
I'm part of a team where we prepare commercial data for analysis, so directors and salesmen can have an oversight over their shit.
It's mostly work with SQL (ETL and Database management) and OLAP cubes (MDX n shieet).
It's not even that hard, as long as you're not a blonde hairdresser...

Anyway, guess I gotta go back to work...

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>>70335378
Thenks

>>70335076
They all dream of working cushy IT jobs, meanwhile girls are cruising on easy since even staff makes it easier for them and then they land in PR/HA department of IT firm

>>70335535
IT firms that hire failed IT geeks for HR and PR because of their vaginas are gonna fail pretty fast...

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what is going on here?

>>70335775
professional feces measuring

Hello!

Hello, we are a 21st century STEM university that wants to attract students that take life and carreer seriously and want to feel as an adults, here is our advertisement

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3Wcp4v794U [Embed]

>tits
>dota
>feminism
>klingon
>such a nerrrrrd xDDDDD

>>70337395
Its just an advert with target group being Big Bang Theory kind of nerds. For some of them, its just a pose, like you imply, but there are lots of actual nerds, who just take shit like speaking klingone, "being a nice guy", or playing dota as a sign of the social group, to which they belong. I considered myself one of those nerds and i bet a lot of you did before too. Its just an advert targeted at the people they want to impress, nothing more.

>>70337877
Aka at losers with low social IQ

>>70337911
And with high logical IQ = people perfect for STEM. Yes, on them.

>>70337314
Hey

>>70337877
its for women not for men.But do they get some bonus funding the more women end up there or its just virtue signaling?

>>70337877
> Its just an advert targeted at the people they want to impress

What group of people want to go to a school that implies they look and behave like this? I mean, Czech university culture is really pitiful, especially the STEM ones.

t.student of STEM uni

>>70338321
>guy nerd sees the ad
>"oh there are nerdy girls there, i'm finally gonna see a vagina!"
I think its for both of them

>>70337941
>peopel with high IQ are asocials

I actually know only one guy who could somehow belong to that group. Rest are either idiots or smart and social people.

>>70338381
>What group of people want to go to a school that implies they look and behave like this?
90% of all the antisocial nerdy people

>>70333078
Poles dont squat. Neither do czechs. Only russians squat.

>>70338590
see >>70338437

Antisocial nerdy people is a meme. If there's someone antisocial he will definitely not like to see and hear an advertisement with some cheeky whore and other normies.

It's an advertisement targeted at people like "lol I'm such a nerd iks iks iks dý" which means idiots. VUT is finished for me.

>>70338951
I think you are confusing something. You are thinking about antisocial omegas, like us, 4chan autists, who don't even want to be part of society. But majority of nerdy people are just failed normies, who lack the social skills due to low social iq, but they still want to make friends and stuff.

Any anon to meet up in prague old town square? Im bored an drinking alone

>>70333183
unf
who is this

>>70339166
>stuff I just made up

If you think that nerds are big bang theory tier then I have some news for you. Smart people are smart. Period. Dumb people are dumb. Period. Bing bang theory stuff is for dumb people. "LOL I am such a nerd" is for dumb people.
VUT advert will atract only dumb people. Come study VUT, we want idiots and we are not affraid to tell you that you are an idiot.

>>70339259
>prague
404

>>70339259
you mean like now?

>>70339534
Im just bored and drinking alone, as my czech friends went away and still have 12 hours until my train

>>70339561
Fuck ofc i could invite you if youre not an autist

>>70339597
Then enjoy being alone. Drink a little bit, go to a bookstore, whatever. You are in Prague, there's always a way to entertan yourself.

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>>70334318
>look i play assfaggots so i will make a great IT specialist ;-)
Thanks for the daily dose of cringe

>>70338951
I don't know what kind of STEM colleges there are in czechia, but at my place, there were plenty of nerdy guys who were at ease amongst their fellow nerdy dudes, but dropped their spaghetti as soon as some grill or chad came by.
And yeah, they were the big bang watching, dota playing nerds.
Of the two smartest dude on our college (one came up with a new theorem 3 months into his first year, the other finished 3 years in 1 year and went on to cambridge) one was pretty sociable and the other was a stereotypical "stand in the corner alone, picking his nose and drooling" kinda type.

>>70339663
are you sure they played dota and watched le bazoonga?

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>>70339636
too bad then

>>70339723
Come on i dont care i just dont want to be alone

>>70339720
Yeah, I hung out during recess with a few of them, but they talked so much about the show and basically being that video impersonate, I started avoiding them.

Oh and I played dota with a few of them :^)

>>70339783
sorry my dude, I study for tomorow exam
and it's quite a long ride from here to old town anyway

>tfw have to tutor a 16 yo in 2 hours

How should I approach this?

>>70339934
introduce him to drugs and homosegs

>>70339934
like a professional

>>70339934
rape

>>70339934
girl?

All very good advice, I'll try to combine it...

>>70340009
ye

>>70339974
>>70339988
classic pepiks

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>>70339934
approach her as an equal

>>70339934
hit on her mother

>>70339934
Fart in her face then get a rimjob

>>70340086
Unfortunately, I don't have a thing for uptight women who are in their 40s.

>>70340158
Are you a faggot

>>70340187
nah I just have standards

>>70340243
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSSHBSHAHSHBSHZVESBHJJGHDFHJBDFBHJFVBJHDFBHJ DF BH

>>70340243
Xdfddddddddd jebem ti kurac

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>>70339934
I assume this was a rhetorical question

Slovakia is rightful hugarian clay

>>70339988
>>70340009
>>70339978
>rape
>girl
>like a professional
And they say V4 can't cooperate.

>>70340158
what a gay
>implying the wrinkles don't make her even hotter

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>>70341162
forgot pic

>>70341201
eew, I'd prefer a more youthful feminine cock

>work together with aunt in the same place
>designing newspaper
>the guy who takes care of our computers finally came and took her PC on Friday, returned on Monday
>upgraded from WinXP to Win10
>she is having some minor confusions but the rest is ok
>finally needs to print newspaper for proof-reading
>we all use one shared printer connected to the network
>for some reason the paper wont come out for her
>works perfectly fine for everyone else
>it either takes few tries or doesnt print at all for her
>look at the name of the printer to find it really strange
>figure out he put the wrong driver
>did exactly the same when he upgraded my OS, had to manually find and download the right one
>downloaded the same one for aunt
>try to remove current drivers from her PC
>cannot remove drivers, printer is in use
>disconnect printer, turn it off
>restart PC
>disconnect ethernet cable
>still in use
>click on printer, click to remove device as I did on mine
>it is now removed
>restart everything
>it wont appear now as a new device
>try to install those correct drivers
>installation wizard doesnt detect the printer device
>can see it perfectly fine myself in the network places, it is connected and working for everybody else including me
>now that I removed that wrong driver it wont print anything at all anymore
>aunt has to use my computer
>has to start printing right at the morning tomorrow
>stayed half hour more today
>gonna have to come like hour earlier tomorrow to try and figure that shit out
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING PC GUY ALWAYS FUCKS SOMETHING UP

does anyone have some advice how to make computer detect that printer as a new device again?

>>70334145
agreed

>>70341851
>printer

It's no use, just send the things that need to be printed to a graphic shop and let them deal with it.
Then burn the printer.

>>70341851
Did you try rebooting the PC?

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>>70341851
>upgraded from WinXP to Win10
>upgraded
>>70334145
coconut pillows best pillows

>>70341937
>printed to a graphic shop
no such thing here

we have another newspaper in the city and they actually send the stuff to Poland and manufacture/print it out there, then have it transported here. and it's just for our use, for proof-reading. like, I design some one page and it needs to be printed out right away and handed to the reader.

>>70342029
no

>>70342244
yes, upgraded
winxp is an utter piece of shit and cant deal with the simplest tasks

>>70342344
>we have another newspaper in the city and they actually send the stuff to Poland and manufacture/print it out there, then have it transported here.

Wat? Let me guess, they're government owned.

>>70342482
nope, actually private just like us

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>>70335378
>(ETL and Database management) and OLAP cubes
>tfw building this shit at work right now, with a silly deadline and no previous experience

>>70342596
huh, interesting that it pays off...

>>70342742
Well, I can give you some advice if you need.. but I'm going in 30min

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>>70342747
Doing business with Poland always pays off

>>70334092
Didn't Goebells killed all of his kids?

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>>70342786
I'm good, just wanted to bitch. Our main problem is the badly organized and stored historical data we need to supply it with.

>>70342996
oh, iktf

it's second best to
>error at 5:00 in the morning because some granny managed to input some bizare value (because of the guy who designed the input system being an idiot)

Hey magyars.

What is the difference between vasutallomas and palyaudvar? I know they both mean railway station, but is there a reason why some stations are called vasutallomas and others palyaudvar?

>>70342344
>winxp is an utter piece of shit
And Win10 isn't?

>>70345194
Hej muminek

>>70345194
pályaudvars are big railway stations

>>70345285
no, there is no reason it would be besides people making a meme to hate something for the purpose of hating

>I hate windows 10!!!!
>why do you hate it?
>uh.. its just...current!! old shit was the best shit!!!!

>>70340658
Stop shitposting Bálint

>>70346123
t. Bilos Gateskas

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are you here?

>>70348084
yes?

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>>70348084
>censoring his face

>>70348224
No I meant the guy in pic

>>70348263

200% this guy is virgin

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>>70348263
>posting Pepes on Facebook
>having a Facebook

>>70348263
dont bully

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>>70348084
so much autism dominik stop please

>>70348506
this guy is a special type of cancer so it's fine by me

>>70348569
Tbh i'm mostly mad at him for breaking our secret club

Confirming to all the world that he is beta sissy virgin by posting internet memes on facebook is his business

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Ahoj

>>70348866
Ahojky

>>70348263
It's always the STEM mustardrace guys who are autistic as fug on facebook to be desu

>guy and his friends are driving 100 hm/h through city center
>they crash
>one of the dude dies from the crash
>everybody blames the driver for killing him
Why do plebians think like this? All three of the dudes in that car wanted to drive 100 hm/h through packed center, its not like he was abducted. Imo it was equal fault of all three of them

http://thenews.pl/1/10/Artykul/290301,Polish-foreign-ministry-uncovers-2008-memo-suggesting-%E2%80%98proRussian%E2%80%99-policy

I've read this memo, it's pretty solid.

PiS is going full retard again lmao

hello?

Kto chodi na alokal bodka eu? Slovenska obrazodoska.

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>>70351618
why do slovaks call themselves slovenes?

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>>70351526
yes helo, pepo 2 copy

>>70351687
because we wuz word

>>70351618
Nezhoršuj to Dominik.

>>70348866
Čau

>>70351526
halo

where is everyone

>>70352516
attending a class on proper usage of question marks
you should try that as well

>>70352795
rude

>>70352516
here

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post your frenchfu

>>70349111
>Imo it was equal fault of all three of them

Nobody is forcing the reponsible party (the driver) to push the pedal, ultimately (and in the eyes of the law), the driver is responsible.
Of course, they're all idiots still...

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>>70353613
Luxembourg is french clay anyway...

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me in the middle

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>>70353920
>2005 was 32 years ago

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>>70354150
>MSN Messenger

KURVAAAAAAAA

sorry, just wanted to get it out of me and not yell when mum at home

how do i download facebook gifs? i have some hilarious ones

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>>70354473

>>70354473
jdownloader

hi

>>70354864
whats up

>>70354939
going to bed in like 10 minutes, probably gonna procrastinate for half more hour there because I don't look forward to wage slaving tomorrow

you?

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>>70353613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

>>70354972
>probably gonna procrastinate for half more hour there
i do the same too, always browsing 4chan for at least half an hour on phone after going to bed
>you?
just finished up some shit for work, now im gonna enjoy the rest of the night desu

>>70355057
she's gotten pretty T H I C C

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8PI6ILaX5U

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>>70355057
perfect taste

>>70355179
shame about those trash tats, thickness still in reasonable levels

>>70355179
>>70355290
ye tatoos kinda ruin it

>>70355290
>>70355493
Nope, tattoos are hot

How's the smog treating you fellers?

>>70355057
why is she acting so seducing

>>70342996
>>70343093

is this what they call data "quality"?

>>70355850
It's a rather nebulous term, depending on who is using the term for what, but yeah I guess...

>>70355811
They are not

>>70355847
Does it bother you?

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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

>>70355811
somem aybe not hers that look like bad scribbles of 10y old

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>>70355811

>>70356046
are you genuine brit or just polak abroad?

>>70355811
Tattoos are only hot on a girl you love.
Although you better have a real good reason to fall in love with suspicious girl with tattoos.

>>70339509
Jhulia Pimentel

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>you will never tap that athletic lindy black ass in maid clothes
why even bop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahoJReiCaPk

>>70356204
I'm a concerned party that doesn't want you to be murdered by a crackwhore in your sleep

Dobrou noc

>>70356389
eh???

>>70357474
tattoos=meth xDDD fetáci :D DDD

lot of people in this thread are conservative old fucks aka biggest deluded cancer without grain of self reflection

>>70357932
I never said I care if women have them, thinking it's hot is another thing. It's not a good sign if you want a healthy relationship with somebody.
>conservative old fucks
neo-Nazis and football hooligans in your countries have them more than on anybody else, so I don't see the correlation between disliking them and being right wing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLkkCbG0P5M

JFS OUT

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>>70355057
Childhood is arguing about tits vs ass.
Adulthood is when you understand it's the hips where it's at.

>>70358093
Hooligans just want to get drunk and beat brown people, they dont give a fuck about politics they just stick with most edgy party

>>70358740
How is the Kult American guy versus the British guy's Polish? The British guy sounds better because he's speaking quicker but I don't speak the language.

>>70358945
Give me one example of left wing football hooligans.

>>70359033
KA is better, he speaks slower but with much better pronunciation

>>70356330
Maid clothes are an overrated meme fetish Tbh
Cook clothes are WAY hotter.

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>>70359033

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>>70359033
most of the hooligans transformed into antifa groups

>>70359089
Either way, how weird is it to see two foreigners (who are also not native Slavic language speakers) speaking Polish to each other to you? I bet you don't see that very often.

>>70359160
>>70359189
are these really the sort of people that beat people on the street or have tattoos of the club though?

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>>70359224
not sure how it goes in western europe if people there still chimp out, i know southerners do

>>70359224
very wierd
but then you realise the only reason they speak this language is pussy

>>70359279
I think that's probably the case with the British guy, since he basically admitted it in the video and he's not particularly good looking. With KA I think he just genuinely loves your country, since he's basically a 10 in America and doesn't need to move somewhere else to get pussy.

>>70359224
its not here yet but yeah they usually will assault some types of people
http://www.thelocal.se/20140521/sweden-jails-extreme-leftists-for-slovak-mix-up

>>70359611
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQW3pFppqM8

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>>70358740
>be Poland
>enter EU
>export the bottom barrel of your society
>import polite white foreigners who are happy to live here, learn the language, and integrate
the white flight is real
>mfw
What a time to be alive
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_flight

>>70359776
more like
>be Poland
>second biggest export after plumbers is pussy

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>>70358740
>Polska to lider
>Polska to wolnosc
>Polska to nadzieja
>Polska to przyszlosc
>Moj dom, moj kraj, moja rodzina

Pijany lud niespelna rozumu.

>>70358740
>another foreigner marrying in

>>70360092

what he says at the beginning is ultra cringy

>Poland is the V (victory) gesture
>Poland is the leader
>Poland is freedom
>Poland is hope
>Poland is future
>My home, my country, my family
>Poland is our pride and fame
>Poland is us

>>70359160
>>70359189
You know it's a doomed country when even the lowest of scum are a bunch of cucks

>>70359848
Good
Pussy is our advantage over germanics and anglos

>>70361014
cuck

>>70361103
>implying I would ever breed with a poolish slut that left her cunt to clean bong's dong instead of finding myself a Magyar or Med qtpie
wew
enjoy your onion-smelling karyna