/brit/

nose too fat

>>70327311
hair too bleached

oi thailad

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>>70327351

>>70327331
I love her nose it makes her v qt

>>70327311

hair not bleached enough

should be nearing a white/grey colour

i wish modelling didn't exist so porn girls would be prettier

>>70327364
you forgot to update kev's age, he's 32 now

i will remind you of this every year until one of us dies

the gf has never seen a penis

>>70327375

think a lot of girls in porn are failed models or actors.

Was on one of my usual Chipotle runs tonight when the unthinkable happened. Upon entering the restaurant I noticed that there was a line of people stretching around the restaurant. There were a few attractive girls in front of me, and a group of them behind me. I wasn't really nervous though. Even though I wasn't looking back, I got an odd vibe from the ones (or maybe just one idk) behind me. It felt like they were extremely close and one even brushed up agianst me at one piont.

I finally get to the point where I am ready to order. At this point I notice one of the girls behind me that was the closet, cute, attractive blonde, couple years younger than me, maybe 18-19, as she was practically right beside me. She was so close that it was starting to make me slightly uncomfortable, she was literally almost touching me. So I start ordering, and I get to the piont where I ask for fajita vegetables on my bowl, the girl behind the counter very loudly and audibly says "we're out of those tonight". Immediatly after she says this, the blonde beside practically turns into me and asks "What are they out of?" With a slight smile and a strange look in her eye. Now, I've spoken about the usual looks of disgust I get , but this was very different. Maybe it was just normal since I'm used to being looked at like a monster by attractive women, but I don't know. Maybe she was playing some sort of joke or something. What I do know is that it took me off guard BIG time. I immediatly went full autistic and muttered "the fajita vegetables" while not really looking at her. She turned and said something to her friend, but I didn't really hear as I was nervous and just focused on getting out at that point. I got my ass out of there quick.

>>70327311
Fuck off, she's a nigger lover

>>70327377
oh thanks..

I can make it do it automatically or would you prefer to remind me?

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>>70327401
yeah failed because they're not as pretty

>>70327428
would prefer to remind you

>>70327439
okay, it's updated, see you next year! x

>>70327387
she just thinks black guys have 3 legs

>>70327387
she's with the right lad if she wants to maintain that record

I think I've fallen in platonic love with a man.

it's not gay unless we fuck, right?

>>70327537
its one gay if your lips touch

>>70327537
Love is gay.
Sex is power play.

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>just arch your back more bro

>>70327569
>you need to arch your back more, bro

ftfy

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BIG GUYS FOR US

income tax is theft

>>70327401
most are

they have delusions of grandeur about being a hollywood star and they move out to california with essentially nothing and soon they need money

>>70327603
income tax led to our alcohol prohibition since they no longer relied on the sales tax of booze

THAILAAAAAAAAAAD

https://en.lichess.org/t2SNwFGo

too slow

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GOING 2 SLOW

Listening to 90s trance, making a full english breakfast lads. Feel like today is going to be based.

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heading into work now making coin while you loser neets stay home

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>when you accidentally your whole economic future in Asia
lol woops

>>70327766
But lad, I work nights, and have 2 weeks off.
Enjoy heading into work while I spend my 2 weeks off chilling.

>>70327766
hey lad at least you have money to pay for prozzies

unironically in this webm

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1483912716810.webm

>70327777
corporate drone fuck off

having some haribo

>>70327795
>paying for prozzies
what a degenerate melt thing to do.

even though I strongly supported Trump I'm having TONS of fun making fun of him, and likely will continue to do so.

this is Bush era gold but better.

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>>paying for prozzies
>what a degenerate melt thing to do.

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>>70327811
back in my day we called girls who were one of the lads, tomboys or 'one of the lads'.
>tfw the ladettes of my gen are still happy to be considered girls.

The future fucking scares me.

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>>70327811
>falling for the memes
友谊与美国结束
中华人民共和国现在是我的朋友

Anon Y Mouse - 24 - M - 3.4 kms from you

Looking for a quick (you) ;)
If you're under 6ft don't both replying

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Omelette?

was going to give that lad a (You) but I'm only 5'7

morning

'ning

>>70327904
Same, yearning to give some (You)s for real

got a doctor appointment tomorrow
haven't gone in 5 years
probably have lymphatic cancer or something crazy considering my luck

at least I'll die pure

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Even 4chan knows I wear the 'wee fanny' starter pack.

wanted to wank this morning but now the tradesman is here reeeeeeeeeee

>>70327893
Looks like a fried vomit

>>70327924
have literally not been to the doctors since I was like 4 or something

bit nippy innit

>democucks approved pompeo
the resistance and stand for human rights and civil liberties lasted three fucking days before liberals bent over for trump

>>70327949
>>70327924
nice healthcare system lads. You probably booked 20 years ago and now just getting in

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>tfw 177cm

>>70327962
why would go to the doctors unless we need to?

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

PLEASE WELCOME, YOUR NEW PRESIDENT.

PORCERLAIN J. BOGFART OF THE UNITED SHARTS

*NATIONAL ANTHEM BEGINS TO PLAY WITH FARTS AT THE DROPS*
*AMERICANS SHART IN UNISON*

Get into the local GP on the same day if I book in the morning 2bh

>>70327962
only 3 years you stupid yank
this is just a checkup, I need bloodwork so that'll probably take a few more years at least to get through.

out in the bush

>Donald Trump Signs Anti-Abortion Executive Order

madman

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woah

having a merry old time

>>70327982

you can literally walk into my local gp and be seen

>>70328016
Looks like your mother can't abort you now eh

>>70327982
Same here lad.

>tfw have to wait 30 minutes over my apointment time though.

Fucking old grannies and their 400 questions because they feel hot (while refusing to take off their thick as fuck winter jaisket.

>>70328016
Top lad. Unless it's a rape or financial a woman shouldn't get to kill her kid.

president Toilet Bog Fart

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Finally lost to someone off /brit/

Well played m8

>>70328016
Would like to know what all the rabid feminists I knew in uni would make of this. Seen a few posting about muh white men when they live in areas that are 99% white.

>>70328021
Eh you can do that here but then you're at the mercy of their prior bookings, easier to call ahead and walk straight in

that was a good chess match

>>70328038
HAHAHAH

LOSERRRRR LOSERRRR

just now realizing pinterest is 100 times better than google images

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>>70328016
>>70328030
>>70328031
>>70328039

>>70328039
yeah what else are they gonna complain about

>>70328038
You're fucking shite you are mate

Made a gimmick, didn't get any replies
Bit down

>>70328038
was a good game

have you beaten thailad before?

>>70328078
Wowe that's one big shart

>>70328074
the images are always shit quality and nearly impossible to source

>>70328078
I though Sam Hyde was pro-trump?

>>70328038
>>70328094
wtf

were my chat messages not sending then?

>>70328094
Was that even thailad?

Haven't played him before regardless

nan's bf died again lads :\

>>70327962
>this is what yanks have been conditioned to believe

>>70328111
No i havent spacka

>>70328109
no it was me

i've played him a few times, he's pretty decent

>>70328106
They weren't mate

Be back in a bit

would quite like a FtM gf

>>70328111
again?

Why are the trump protesters (rioters) all like "fuk da police mane"?

Like, yeah, cool just burn and smash up property and buildings. No problem.

>>70328031
>kill her kid
pretend i wasn't too lazy to hat this

>>>70328134
>M
>g
{Him}

Dreamt that I kicked a neo-nazi in the face on the beach

http://www.baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/a-great-shame-australia-tries-to-salvage-transpacific-partnership-deal-after-us-withdraws-20170123-gtxcmv.html

>Australia will attempt to salvage what is left of the moribund Trans-Pacific Partnership after US President Donald Trump used his first full day of business to formally withdraw from the free trade deal, as he had long promised.

based malcolm is at it again lads

>>70328153
reckon I could smash at least two dozen or more of their faces in with a bat before they swarmed and took me down.

>>70328134
bit gay

going to work

>>70328153
private property doesn't exist

>>70328153
*sets you on fire*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-hkDJ6kPGk

>>70328175
>http://www.baka.com
not going to your weeb news site. :^)

>>70328185
bit gay

*plays chess with the runts*
*lets the superior AI decide my next move*
*checkmates you*

Thinking is for plebs

feel like ive failed

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gib fat ass blonde brit slag

>>70328175
Tones and Big Mal so monumentally fucked up and continue to fuck up with things like this that someone as boring and lifeless as Bill Shorten is all but certain to win the next election

It's ridiculous desu

*bass drop

>>70328224
probably doesn't wipe very well

what's the point of starchy foods when we can get enough carbs from fruit and vegetables?

>>70328228
the TPP is actually good for us, unlike the united states

>inb4 but le big corporations can sue the government!

OI DAVO.... DAVO... DAVO... YOU SEEN ME FLAPPY HAT? I LEFT IT ON THE LOUNGE IN THE LOUNGE ROOM AN ITS GONE

>>70328257
now you can be China's baby

is bill shorten a corbynista or a blairite

Almost time to walk past the schoolgirls

Need to end the monarchy tb h lads

>>70328240
Every time, this aussie faggot.
Seriously neck urself.

>>70328271
we already are (and so are you), it's the only way we can survive

>>70328283
reporting you to the Thai authorities

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soooo tru

>>70328175
good lads

looking forward to the EU-CANZAU free trade deal

>>70328224
obese coalburner

>>70328293
no
we are like Finland
we dance with both the USA and China but try not to get too close to either.

you're Ukraine

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>The TPP is good for us

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>>70328283
You can't claim to be me if you can't even tb͏h properly.

>>70328300
what turborunt made this

>>70328313
is

>>70328313
ahh yes an uninformed ALP runt

go on tell me how it's bad or are you allergic to facts?

>>70328334
DUDE CORPORATIONS LMAO

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made me think

>>70328334
zhang pls go
don't you have to post on /r/asianmasculinity

>>70328334
Facts don't matter. Getting smarties in positions to milk them is all that matters.

>>70328341
ah yes the famous pink tinge of the Financial Reddit Times

>got a degree in social sciences back in 2009.
So glad I'm not doing said degree now that's for sure.

looks like northern brothers took down the only video of theirs that anyone actually watched lads

I'm a straight white man
If I put on a dress and say I'm a woman and claim to be oppressed, will feminists like me?

Lefty rules are so complicated

>>70328357
is there supposed to be something wrong with using twilight?

who's going to fuck it more lads?

Trump's American

or

Post-Brexit Britain

>>70328342
how does supporting a free trade deal based around exports make me a chink?

if anything you're the chink by refusing to allow the squinters to taste our superior beef.

>>70328384
rasheed

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>>70328306
I'll convert her back. Jamal can get cucked, that ass belongs to europe.

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might reincarnate as an otter

>>70328367
>tfw saw a tranny get smashed in by lesbians.
Was fucking great mate. And they said Scotland was an lefty stronghold.

>>70328384
post-brexit britain since the CIA can just execute trump if he steps too far out of line

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post rare kevs

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>>70328405
cold?

>>70328385
we should be focusing on developing our own industries not fucking exporting everything
we need nukes, gun industries, car industries, and all that
fuck the gooks

>>70328392
you fucking cuck you would willfully be with a woman who is a known coalburner not to mention that obese cellulite ass is only something niggers would lust after

kys

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>>70328405

>>70328389
'rke

>>70328384
think america can survive president toilet bog fart

britain on the other hand

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>>70328405

>kys

quintessential reddite

>>70328421
you have zero economic understanding, we can't do any of that without exporting. We have a market of 20 million people here.

>>70328422
imagine being filled with this much impotent rage

>>70328421
I'm kind of with you on this. We export our best produce and whatnot as it is.
If you want the best Aussie steak you have to go overseas for it.

>>70328442
>>70328454
spotted the niggers

>>70328451
better import millions of chinks and sandniggers then

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>>70328405

>>70328421
>>70328451

also exporting will only make those things stronger. Being a protectionist state will only turn us into venezuela.

"kys" means "kiss" in danish so i always pretend someone is sending me a kiss when they write it

feel very loved 2bh

>>70328475
It need to be balanced though. As it is all our best produce goes overseas. We're the only country that sells off our best quality stuff and gets the worst from other countries in return.

>>70328469
well that's the alternative we're left with if you don't want an FTA

alri one more game for the day then I'll go play something else

https://lichess.org/JiFSBTRb

Just fuck up my shit up lads

>>70328480
DUDE THE FREE MARKET LMAO

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>tfw Ontario general elections not until next year
need Kathleen Wynne out of business

don't want Big Kev to be PM but he would make an excellent premier

I literally invented the kev meme, could you please refrain posting him or i'll be in touch with my IP lawyer, thank you very much

once got so pissed at a mate's house that I passed out and shit myself, smelled it in the morning and it was fucking vile. Luckily I managed to put the pants in a plastic bag and dispose of them in a public bin before anyone found out. Arse is very hairy and was caked in poo so I had to shower it off.

Possibly my most shameful moment

>>70328490
>Implying we're not full

>>70328489
>As it is all our best produce goes overseas

[citation needed]

do you honestly think there's some scarcity of our "best produce"? Pro-tip: don't buy your fucking meet from aldi or safeway if you want good quality beef.

>>70328480
dds (dræbe dig selv)

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>We're the only country that sells off our best quality stuff and gets the worst from other countries in return.

>>70328490
or we could say fuck the gooks and fuck everybody else and actually reproduce
but that would get in the sway of my feminist studies degree

>>70328509
No you didn't you cunt

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>Australian """industry"""

I could save the white race by converting every coalburner to worshipping my huge cock

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the waifu is in town lads

Might go say hello

>>70328471
DON'T VOTE
DON'T EVEN REGISTER
*meets ed after registration deadline*
ERM REGISTER TO VOTE NOW I RECKON ED'S ALRIGHT DESU

very impressive Russel
twat
just think, if Labour had won Brexit never would have happened

weird that

>>70328509
Ah yes, your lawyer Thong Thong will definitely put us out of business

>>70328489
utter nonsense

you sell off dirt dug up from the ground and get high quality goods and services in return

>>70328514
I used to work in an abbatoirs, you muppet, I've seen all our best cuts go to export.

Also I'm a chef and I've actually been out of my country.

Pro-tip: Vinnies vouchers will only get you so far cunt.

>>70328551
good times.

need a fucking poo peelander to post already

saving up a gimmick

>>70328542
FUCK RIGHT OFF LEAF!

>>70328555
do NOT insult thailand again or I will sue you for libel, you runt

How on earth is Nia Griffiths fucking shadow defense minister? Literally who

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Robust well balanced Canadian industry > 3rd world banana republik wannabes

>>70328542
china is fucking us up the arse
once we run out of exportables we're fucked
its all right for mr "cum in my shithole" here because he's not planning on having kids
tbf if the abos hadn't burned down the entire continent we could have had the chance to be another america
RIP

going for a wank

im sick of runts blaming society for their aspergers

>>70328538
>>70328555
>being baited by the proxy poster
don't do this

>>70328542
why do australians keep telling me their mining economy is just a meme

it's not a meme

I don't like MEMES

>>70328565
Yeah, like Chinese steel. Well done fuckshovel.

>>70328405
Who exactly is Big Kev?

>>70328547
biology teacher always used to go on about how much he fancied alice roberts

>>70328422
Yeah yeah
Im part slav so sometimes the inner chimpanzee comes to life

VERY sleepy but work starts in less than half an hour. Hate no longer being NEET.

All the more reason we need to show up for BLM, undocumented immigrants, and others. We owe it to WOC to use our privilege as their shield.

>>70328612
I blame my parents

>>70328624
she'd definitely get it STRAIGHT up the shitter and no mistake

>>70328610
if we didn't export to begin with we'd already be fucked, autist

>>70328638
I blame your parents too. An apology is required.

Thought I had to sign on today but it's actually next week. wew weight off my shoulders

>>70328602

http://m.southwales-eveningpost.co.uk/pound-45-000-walls-slammed/story-26542429-detail/story.html

she spent £45000 of public money building a wall on a roundabout. Then she was like "we'll it's the EU money anyway"
Because wasting someone else's money is fine.

>voting Labour
>Ever

>>70328655
No one said we shouldn't export at all, you cock eyed, cum stain.
Try and keep up.

>>70328638
I'd like to blame my parents but my siblings turned out ok

>>70328655
ah yes, 20 million people isn't enough for an economy, we NEED access to 2 billion chinamen! that is the only way to survive!
money grubbing chink cunt

>>70328613
>proxy

can't wait to heem you, just you wait

alri thailad

thailad is being too aggressive

don't think i like him anymore

>>70328696
alri

going to go do a fully naked shit

wish me luck

>>70328684
Are you having a bad week lad

>>70328678
So did mine, I'm the youngest out of 3 so I figure I got the autism eggs.

>>70328688
ebin

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Thailad is scary now

ran out of citalopram and haven't made a new doctor's appointment... hmmmmmmmm

>>70328668
can't blame anyone for wasting money on walls anymore

Bought Elvis with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra on vinyl

>>70328712
same. probably would have killed myself if i had a younger sibling doing normal things

>>70328731
whats that for aha

>>70328736
>tfw farage hasn't told her to build bridges not walls yet
Wasted opportunity

>>70328752
Dunno lol! The voices say I need it

Imagine being one of those spackers who bought a 3D telly

>>70328763
aha tell them i said hello!

the aussie heem'd me at chess :/

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Was a good game

imagine being one of those spackers who bought a telly

>>70328777
don't think a single 2017 tv supports it

>>70328784
Have you ever lost to anyone from /brit/?

Imagine being one of those spackers who bought a 3D willy

>>70328813
>>70328038

Why do people think free trade is good?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRhq-yO1KN8

>aussie runt literally arguing for autarky

it doesn't work in the US how would it ever work in Aus lmao

just lay back and enjoy the wealth that comes from free trade

>>70328798
yeah it's officially dead now - not a single manufacturer is still making them

>>70328813
Against two others

I think the current record is about 30-2

Why do people think free trade is bad?

>this German still (You) farming this hard

>>70328841
i have zero thoughts on economics cause its boring and subjective so i concern myself with more relevant things like tfw no gf

>everyone just ignores the dog

creasing

AFL looks like a right laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvIu8XxUKIw

>>70328852
what's your elo ranking?

you still need to make stuff in your country

if there's no incentive to manufacture in the country they'll obviously cut costs and move abroad

t. marxist

>>70328098
>implying

>>70328878
good, that means welfare gains for many more people

>>70328851
they're lucky 4k became a thing cause 3d was NOT an enticing gimmick

>>70328841
I'd rather not have to have foreign goods cost more but at the same time I hate how the government manipulates the dollar value so that we can get better deals on exports.

>>70328866
so confused
what am I watching
that isn't an egg, it's a ball

>>>70328889
>jobs exit the country
>makes workers lives better

>>70328870
Damned if I know, only started playing chess again in the last week

I'm not that good, a lot of people in /brit/ are just new

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why is he skating towards the camera?

"Bi American, higher American"

Still don't know what he meant by this

>>70328909
>poorer country has more higher-income jobs
>consumers and shareholders also benefit
>pampered first world workers can find themselves another job

>>70328866
That's not AFL

>>70328937
alright it just says AFL in the title so

>>70328932
DUDE JUST GO FIND ANOTHER JOB LMAO

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Lads

>>70328970
You're saying that like it's hard

Why should we pay higher taxes and higher prices for some over-unionized runts to keep their cushy, overpaid jobs? No wonder people keep building factories in Mexico instead

>>70328932
but they aren't high income are they mate zb. Chinese manufacturing
>consumers and shareholders benefit
consumers don't benefit because when the country leaks jobs it can only mean badly for domestic economy.
>pampered first world workers
imagine being this classcucked
>>70328993
cannot blame people for acting in their own rational self interest
workers, bourgeoisie and politicians alike

>>70328942
its a combined sport of AFL and Gaelic football called International Rules cause they have no one else to play

>>70329009
>but they aren't high income are they mate

higher than what was there before ie humping shit and digging dirt

anyway i have to go to work

Wish I could post bait as obvious as the Germans and still get this many responses

captcha: Magaluf Prize
oi smiffy

>>70329009
>being protectionist

come on we all know this doesn't end well

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Who else here /RadicalMiddle/?

>>70328992
Nice botched titjob ya old hag

>>70328992
Look at those legs. Imagine the momentum her foot gets when she swings to bust your bollocks.

>>70328515
Sweet google translate ya drangus why do you even bother living?

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Women can be such bloody runts

i want a beautiful girl with low standards

I want a low girl with beautiful standards

>>70329134
>chink chick
fuck off lad im already nauseous

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>>chink chick
>fuck off lad im already nauseous

>>70329134
Send her a pic of your left nut to get her warmed up.

>>70329159
But I'm a girl

We really need to hurry with finding alien life so one of their kind that has a fetish for humans and I can finally get laid

>>70329176
That's no excuse.

>>70329176
roastie runt

>>70329182
Make an interpals account and talk to Korean or Thai girls

>>70329176
P O S T
I
C
S

>>70329182
>finding alien life

aliens would be so far away from us that we'd never meet

>>70329213
You never know, maybe a long-distance relationship could work out

>>70329058
united states has been staunchly protectionist for almost all of its history

i don't see any other nations putting men on the moon and planning for men on mars within 10 years

>>70329224
just set your tinder distance to 30 light years~

having a hypo

>>70329049
if he is baiting he's been at it for at least a year with the same shite

>There are billions of stars in the galaxy that are similar to the Sun, many of which are billions of years older than Earth.

>With high probability, some of these stars will have Earth-like planets, and if the Earth is typical, some might develop intelligent life.

>Some of these civilizations might develop interstellar travel, a step the Earth is investigating now.

>Even at the slow pace of currently envisioned interstellar travel, the Milky Way galaxy could be completely traversed in a few million years.

According to this line of reasoning, the Earth should have already been visited by extraterrestrial aliens. So where the fuck is everyone?

>>70329274
they came and saw your ugly mug so they fucked off again haha

>>70329257
>light year as a measure of distance

ah yes

>>70329297
bazinga!!!

>>70329274
>theory
>ever working out
pick one

>>70329303
theories are proven hypotheses lad

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>>70329301
it literally is though

>>70329274
what makes the earth unique is its moon

without the moon being the exact size and distance away from the earth that it is life would not exist

given this fact it is unlikely that life exists elsewhere in our galaxy and possibly even our universe (which is not constantly expanding actually it's shrinking)

extraterrestial life either does not exist or it exists in parallel dimensions and universes

>>70329274
You can't go faster than the speed of light so you'd have to send lots and lots of people on a giant spaceship to get anyway

it's just not feasible

>>70329325
other life doesnt exist because g-d created us in his image

will the real thailad please stand up

>>70329336
if god created you in his image then he must be one ugly fucker haha

>>70329251
>united states has been staunchly protectionist for almost all of its history
>US runs at a huge trade deficit

Umm, try again sweetie xx economics isn't your strong field xx

waiting for the next thread to do a post

>>70329325
plenty of planets have moons

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>>70329341

>>70329325
given the fact that there approx 100 billion stars in our galaxy im fairly certain the chances of other planets with a moon like ours is pretty high.

>>70329312
lol

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>he doesn't use light years to measure distance

>>70329365
theres no mention of any other stars in The Bible

>>70329360
CUTE

>>70329349
i suggest you look into the economic policies of literally every president prior to nixon

>>70329397
dont care

>>70329312
>big bang
>proven

>>70329424
I will keep you in my prayers.

>>70329416
I suggest you look at the state of american industries

>>70329440
dont bother. no one is listening.

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>>70329432

The ol' dick is approximately 2.11394144382200613043018708381777824754254307155691787337490751506183278723179367931508297220167001374061938484303984779621604481555860902652996511996617693689884790191311700665891554803931931085508931402600147975901067540429130113095867244477327978015008984251136243526054328295106225557552055808054116900961843356939012789345735123137089102631857097558397632385582919353133918190466124088362752351759856251981820103583130747278300391079167107071134129584610506288975795370468238029806574357890286439065637881830673290349857308952542014586195962371842299968290878342669908043547193742733326286861853926646231899376387274072508191523094810273755416974949793890709227354402283056759327766620864602050523200507345946517281471303244900116266779410210337173660289609977803614839868935630483035619913328400803297748652362329563471091850755734066166367191628791882464855723496459148081598139731529436634605221435366240355142162562097029912271430081386745587147236021562202726984462530387908254941338124933939329880562308424056653630694429764295529013846316457034140154317725399006447521403657118697812070605644223655004756368248599513793467920938590001056970721911003065215093541908889123771271535778458936687453757530916393615896839657541486100835006870309692421519923898108022407779304513264982559983088468449423950956558503329457774019659655427544657013000739879505337702145650565479336222386639890075044921255681217630271641475531127787760279040270584504809216784695063946728675615685445513159285487791988418137617587992812599091005179156537363915019553958355353556706479230525314448789768523411901490328717894514321953281894091533664517492865447627100729309798118592114998414543917133495402177359687136666314343092696332311594968819363703625409576154740513687770848747489694535461367720114152837966388331043230102526160025367297325864073565162245005813338970510516858683014480498890180741993446781524151780995666420029599397526688510728252... × 10^-17 light years long

>>70329450
Jesus loves you :-)

>>70329479
Heard he hated fags though haha

>>70329432
get an old TV and switch it to an untuned channel. that weird garbled effect is leftover radiation from the big bang.

>>70329479
who?

>>70329432
get an old TV and switch it to an untuned channel. that weird garbled effect is God

>>70329489
Homosexuality can be cured through prayer and regular administration of electric current.

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>when plens dont know what white noise is

>>70329489
kek

>>70329515
alri Mike

i'll tap your jaw, you probably heard it before
step to the bedlamite, i'll prove my word is law
drugstore worth more, dope rhyme vendor
not partial to beef, a chief ambassador
niggas get mad cos they can't score
like a wild west flick they wish to shoot up my door
but i incite a riot, don't even try it
bust up chumps so crab kids keep quiet
like i said before i tap jaws, snatch whores
kill suckers in wars, vic a style you said was yours

>>70329491
evidence not proof

https://youtu.be/0ZrXwq5MHB0

shan't be building a mineral oil cooled PC

>>70329446
>almost all of its history

nice goalpost shifting also america is the second largest exporter in the world

Does anyone want to pray with me?

>>70329552
he's a mong or just baiting you, either way you're wasting your time m8

>>70329562
I don't like Chinese games