>You wake up in Medellin, Colombia What do you do?

Join Al-Qaeda

>>70327003
fuck a hooker, man those asses are so fucking nice. I would say do some coke, but it is probably cheaper here.

Go to the nearest Escobar Temple and pray for my safety as I venture forth into the wilderness and back home.

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>>70327003
I become a god to impoverished Colombians that have never seen an actual white person in the flesh and believe my appearance fulfils an ancient Medellin prophecy

>>70327003
Cocaine

Me rich blond man. Me want suck suck.

>>70327003
Find Tata_Latina (MFC) and marry her

>>70327003
Stay inside, watch anime, and shitpost on 4chan.

>>70327003
It depends.
Is Medellin a better place than it was 20-30 years ago?

>>70327122
Medellin is the best city of the country and one of the best cities of SA

>>70327189
I would go full brazilian normie mode, pretend that I was a american and I'd fuck every colombian woman I see

>>70327224
*I was american

>>70327003
Find a perfect, sexy and fertile Paisa chica!

>>70327003
Put some heroin into colombian vaginas and send them back México