/brit/

having a go

niggers and reddit fuck off

going camping with my friends in hollingworth lake and having a piss up, what should I know lads?

reddit boogeyman's out
watch out lads he'll snatch you up and suck your willy

>>70325144
Still retook the throne what more do you want?

Rangers are even bigger plastic paddys than Celtic

Not very nice to insult my dog guys.
I thought we were all friends here.

business idea: organs4euthanasia

>>70325230
back to /pol/

literally nothing wrong with being a nonce

>>70325260
Hope she gets doggy head aches

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>>70325221
Gas the huns?

*nonces*

>>70325280
/pol/ and /reddit/ are one in the same these days thanks to their ebin attempt to invade their safe space from the safety of their own safe space

ah yes let's keep funding Trident despite the fact that it's shit

>>70325298
nonce

>>70325283
nonce

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The Irish powerhouse

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interesting

>>70325257
Meet me in Newry and I'll fight you, loser buys a strictly protestant harp. >>70325290 You too yank

>>70325317
>Be Irish
>Watch porn
hahaha

>>70325301
the UK needs more missiles if anything
complete the nuclear triad

tell the world that if anyone looks at you funny you can blow everyone to bits

Me doing a poo

https://youtu.be/tf6uAsrROhs

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dreaming of Elsa Jean lads

my best friend is a manlet and he's had several gfs, meanwhile i'm 6'2" and haven't had a single one

checkmate athiets

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>>70325298
seksuaalirikollinen

>>70325356
>trying to start another height argument
mat eget a life

>>70325355
bit cucky

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>trump's been emperor for a year
>still no gov't mandated 10/10 virgin gf
did /pol/ lie?

>>70325356
you're short, we get it!

>imitation thailad is here again

...

>>70325370
was there one earlier? i just got here

>girl messages me talking about how she's all stressed out and anxious and depressed etc
>suggest that we go out this week
>"oh sorry I'm not free at all this week"

Ah yes, very impressive

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>>70325339
>Buttercane Shopping Center

>>70325377
not at all she's cute and sweet

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*slides into the thread*

wahey!!!

>>70325346
but that's expensive

and we should try and fix actual issues that matter

like our NHS
and public transport
and all the EU stuff

The UK is like an 18 year who didn't go to uni, he really needs to get a job, moveout and get on with his adult life; but at the moment he's sat on his arse trying to make his dick bigger via jelqing

>>70325383
i bet tim self injures

>>70325391
she just wanted to vent not suck your microdick

>>70325400
seksuaalirikollinen

>>70325391
you're her emotional tampon, she doesn't care about you, she just vents to you because you pay attention to her like the cuck you are

Stop being a beta orbiter and block her

>not doing it at post 420

shite post

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>>70325389
there's no substitute for the real thing sweetheart x

>>70325391
Stop being a beta orbiter and cut her off

>>70325397
you watch her get fucked by a black man and like it
bit cucky that

>>70325393
Aye, that's where I'll be teaching you the orange hokey cokey soitis.

>>70325404
he's not lucid enough to consider it SELF-harm

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>>70325420
>420

THAILAD

DO YOU SMOKE WEED

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>>70325420
Celtic?

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thairad!

>>70325436
DUDE

THAaAAaAAooIIiiiIEELAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaDDDDDD

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>>70325442

Old mate of mine unironically just posted this drivel on facebook

I should ask you the same thing Kyle Burch: What causes are you standing for?

I just have the same little speech to another old acquaintance but thought I might pass it on to you as well.

I don't know what's happened in your life, but whoever hurt you, I'm sorry.

Us, we're fighting for women's rights (although sexual assaults have fallen by half in the last 20 years) there are still a "reported" (note, reported) 60,000 cases of child abuse, 321,500 general public abuses and 18,900 military abuses. Women in the US have rights, yes, we're not in the 1800's anymore but the push against sexist discrimination and the glass ceiling (because yes that exists and it means that there is a wage difference between men and women for the same job title), and the fact that our nation's leader has had numerous sexual assault cases brought against him ( http://nymag.com/.../all-the-women-accusing-trump-of-rape...) {here's the link of names and charges in case you needed to see the list} Is Not Normal and only reverts us in a de-evolution of inappropriate behavior that goes unpunished, thereby perpetuation the violence.

>>70325403
>like our NHS
>and public transport
>and all the EU stuff
gay shit

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>>70325461

thailad do you watch thulean perspective

>>70325464
shan't

>>70325426
Meet me at the Clarks and I'll smash your teeth in with my new chukka boots

gonna HEEM the everloving SHIT out of thailad when I next see him

PS I know where he lives

>>70325464
shall'nt

>>70325473
no

>5:16
>I'm still up

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me except i don't fight it haha

>>70325484
is the bull still going at your missus? must be a nightmare trying sleep with all that pounding

don lan trunk

>>70325425
no it's not

this >>70325508 is

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please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste

>>70325483
why not

>>70325468
very important stuff!

>>70325530
I don't even know what it is.

https://twitter.com/jetrotter/status/823583695290437633

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What's a really British way of saying good morning?

I'm talking to a britaboo and i need to impress her with my britishness

Is Thailad actually Thai?

>>70325522
you are literally wanking to a black guy fucking the girl you love, how is that not cucky?

>>70325555
Top O'th'Mornin'

>>70325555
top of the morning to you

or you could just kill yourself

>>70325555
"Top o'the mornin' to ya!"

>>70325555
'd 'ing

>>70325555
mornin' flower/petal/treacle

It's 4:20 so I'm gonna play some chess

Please announce your NATIONALITY and FAVOURITE FOOD upon entry

https://en.lichess.org/GorCEJD2

>>70325555
I just saying "morning"

>>70325536
hmm...

>>70325555
irish weather

>>70325555
'g

>>70325590
oh the varg thing..

never looked into it.

>>70325555
see >>70325527

do girls tell other girls about their sex lives? and what type of stuff they like in bed?

>>70325555
'

>>70325556
He's actually gay

>>70325612
Hmm

hat this post at your own peril

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>>70325536

>>70325221
>2013
from what i know, sectarian speech and all that is illegal in certain public parts of northern ireland (ie the meme on the north ireland subway/bus thingy)
wouldn't north irish soldiers doing this be controversial in the least?

>>70325556
I've had so many ladyboy cocks in my arse that i could be classed as thai haha xxx

>>70325624
I like how he stares into my soul.

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just hacked this

>>70325560
she does way more regular porn than interracial

black is absolutely destroying white desu

>>70325508
>implying i have a missus

>>70325339
https://twitter.com/Sporf/status/823631679214514177

affection from a pretty girl would be nice

white is really bad at chess. why would you move your bishop there and let him turn his pawn into a queen

>>70325706
>pretty girl would be nice
yes

it's not bad from a plain girl either though

>>70325710
what is the origin of this image
and why do black people have weird pubes

>>70325710
Delete this
Post haste

>On October 24, Trump appeared on Meet the Press, where he announced that he would officially join the Reform Party. During the interview, Trump questioned why a politician was better suited to be president than him, commenting "I understand this stuff." He said that the Republican Party has become "too crazy right." Notably, he identified Buchanan as a "Hitler-lover" and mused, "I guess he's an anti-Semite . . . He doesn't like the blacks, he doesn't like the gays. It's just incredible that anybody could embrace this guy."

> He expressed concerns about the direction of the party, particularly its membership, referring to David Duke, Pat Buchanan, and Lenora Fulani as a Klansman, a Neo-Nazi, and a Communist, respectively

Called out Buchanan as a Nazi every single time he did a speech in the few month period of his 2000 presidential run

Seems ironic looking back

>>70325731
>>70325734
you mad white boi?

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>Post haste

>>70325734
>a letter on the end changes a sound in the middle
really makes me 2nd think this language

how do I get better at chess

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Bit of the ol' runt squashing

Again

https://en.lichess.org/PzwfbZUK

>>70325759
howling at you thinking you had him in checkmate before he took your rook with his bishop

>>70325740
there are no black people in australia don't pretend

>>70325759
You want to get better at chess? Let me tell you how to get better at chess:

l am a Pozz-Cuckold. You want to know what that is? Well, let me explain.

The normal cuckold wants just one gift from his black bull: A black child. But the Pozz-cuckold wants more. He wants three gifts. We are greedy little bitches. But first, here's how it goes.

Normally I drive in my Mercedes to a street gym where ripped blacks train their muscles, there skin shining with sweat and the air filled with their scent. I am already a bit hard just from thinking about it. Sometimes I cum a bit in my pants. I get out of the car and ask who of them has AIDS. Then they know what happens.

The black man with AIDS gets into my car and we drive to somewhere isolated. Then I take a small knife and stick it inside the hole of my penis and twist it a litte. In the cuckold community we call this the AIDS twister. Sure it hurts and causes me to bleed. But it is worth it.

Then the black man docks me until we both cum and I contract his AIDS. I already have 4 types of AIDS from this. That is the first gift. Then we drive on to my house and he fucks my wife, who has also contracted many types of AIDS. That is the second gift. And then 9 months later the third and best gift arrives: a black child who also has AIDS.

>>70325772
don't even know the names of the pieces so this information means nothing to me

i want to creampie a cute girl NOW!

Uggh was supposed to meet up with the moonshine dealer but fell asleep

>>70325784
muh elders
muh snek

had a pathetic wank earlier

i think that's the smallest load i've ever shot since i was like 13

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>>70325768
>please don't post it
>not joking

>ywn poz a neghole

dear lord this thread is fucking abysmal

>>70325833
try to keep it to twice a day, max

when I'm drunk I often think about whether my (proto-)gf has a neghole or whether I'll catch an std when (if)she starts birth control

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Woman convicted of torturing and murdering a man was key sleeker at women's March

>Miranda her godfather, invited Donna and two friends, Rita and Theresa, to participate in the crime. Their cut was to be $9,000 each; Donna wanted hers to pay for a picture portfolio to help her break into modeling.

>Vigliarole believed the three girls were prostitutes who were going to have sex with him. Instead, they picked him up on March 8 in Elmhurst, Queens, at Maria's home, and drugged him to make him drowsy. Then they drove him to Selma's apartment in Harlem. The apartment had already been prepared for an extended torture session: The closet door had been cut, a pot put in it for use as a toilet, the windows boarded.

>For the next 15 to 20 days (police aren't sure just when Vigliarole died), the man was starved, burned, beaten, and tortured. (Even 10 years later, Spurling could recall Rita's chilling response when they questioned her about shoving a three-foot metal bar up Vigliarole's rear: "He was a homo anyway." How did she know? "When I stuck the bar up his rectum he wiggled.")

>The three girls took turns watching the man. It was Donna who delivered a ransom note and tape to a friend of Vigliarole's, who was able to get a partial license plate number of the car she was driving. He notified the police, who traced the plate to a rental car facility. On April 6 the suspects were arrested, and detectives spent 36 hours straight interviewing the seven men and women. "We had to keep going back and forth and catch them in lies," said Spurling. "It was a never-ending circle of lies."

>Spurling himself interviewed Donna: "I couldn't believe this girl who was so intelligent and nice-looking could be so unemotional about what she was telling me she and her friends had done.

>They'd squeezed the victim's testicles with a pair of pliers, beat him, burned him. Actually, I thought the judge's sentence was lenient. Once a jailbird, always a jailbird."

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>>70325768
>please don't post it

im a sissi negboi who needs to get all pozzed up

if i ever have to deal with a bossy woman im going to say "youre not good looking so why should i care what you say"
calling girls ugly is like a kick in the balls to them innit?

Hope you lads poop atleast once a day

>>70325954
hat bait

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if i ever have to deal with a bossy woman im going to say "youre not good looking so why should i care what you say"
calling girls ugly is like a kick in the balls to them innit?

EDIT: forgot pic

>>
Anonymous 01/24/17(Tue)05:42:57 No.70325954 ▶>>70325963
if i ever have to deal with a bossy woman im going to say "youre not good looking so why should i care what you say"
calling girls ugly is like a kick in the balls to them innit?

watching cigarette reviews lads

>>70325976
enjoyed this

>>70325990
HUNT THE RUNT

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if i ever have to deal with a whining 'man' im going to say "youre not black so why should i care what you say"
calling guys white is like a kick in the balls to them innit?

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You did alright m8 good job

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https://youtu.be/oOg5VxrRTi0#t=39

Girl told me she's free in 'two weeks'

hmmm

the chess runt wouldn't stand a CHANCE against me

t. chess club state champion

>>70326011
>crossfit.webm

>>70326018
she'll just flake. go nc

Thinking about the girl who likes me but is also taller than me by a few cm

Might fly to NY and beat the shit out of that Leboof kid

>>70326011
Crikey lots of times with these it's just somebody obviously doing an exercise wrong but this lad seems like he knows exactly what he's doing I just can't work out what it is

>>70326052
>girl who likes me
>is also taller than me
doubt

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>>70326028
space marine training

can't remember if i took insulin

>>70326028
whatre ye doin up at nearly two turdy

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>>70326059
he has good form and it looks like a solid workout
he's just going to break the machine.

>>70326069
*stabs you*

>>70326096
spending my 7th consecutive year on 4chan
whaddya at

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he died for your gains

>>70326018
>You're perfect! I wish I could find a guy just like you!
>I'm a guy like me
>No not you silly! You're the perfect friend!

*2 hours later*

>Oh yes chad, yes!

This is you if you don't stop

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>>70326163
Happy Cake Day

>>70326163
afternoon lecture tomorrow

>>70326172
oh fuck off nonce
as if you've had any experience with actual relationships with women

>>70326184
same, but got an appointment with MUN admissions tomorrow so i gotta get up before noon ree

also MUN is retardedly dirt cheap, 2600/2 semesters, how do mainlanders afford school lmao

>>70326179
thanks friend

>>70326097
WTF at that heavily pregnant woman doing thrusters

Is that a good idea? I have no clue but doubt it

You ever seen this? High level crossfitter fucks up doing snatches for reps and is now paralysed from the waist down for the rest of his life

Think he's currently doing Paralympic powerlifting

https://youtu.be/iqLjkhCNpMg

>>70326074
This one is just legit quite impressive

>>70326231
>>70326184
oh this is confusing, im at the college of the north atlantic this year, transferring to MUN in the fall

what if suicide is a reset button

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>yea I do cardio

>>70325680
Arlene's on fire
fenians are terrified

>>70326271
its a reset button, but its also like trying the lottery for years then finally winning a good amount of money and saying"I should hit the casino with this, I could be even RICHER!"

a 3 days of great comfort with highs of 29 its back to being uncomfortable :\

>>70326283
Did you get more Harp?

I thought you passed out (or died)

think i'd take the time and money and invest in a home gym rather than risk being filmed looking like an autist in public

>>70326271
t. person who's about to wake up as a pajeet with cholera

>>70326297
are you suggesting i reset to being a sperm? cause i certainly didn't 'win' anything beyond the race at the start

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>>70326302
State of emergency declared in California cuz of record rain we've gotten

40% of the state is out of the drought though

>>70326308
t. autist

>>70326331
keen eye you've got there lad

>>70326211
More experience with the fairer sex than thou, my good sir, en garde!

>>70326308
tfw had a home gym courtesy of the older brother for most of my life but i didn't use it and now he took it away that he's got a place big enough for it all

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my routine

>>70326340
so dry, i bet its like hard rubber to touch

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playing the godfather (PS2)

>>70326340
SMOL ASS FUARK. Don't post that online it's not nice.

I was making small talk with a co-worker who is pregnant was explaining how this is a harder pregnancy than her first. I said to her, "Oh, I guess I will never know the joy of being pregnant" She replied, "Oh, not you, but you will get to experience it through your wife someday"

Man, I wanted to shout back, "I am 36 and never been kissed or held hands or anything. I'v been rejected endlessly! I am destined to die alone!" But I didn't and replied, "I'd better get looking"

Think i actually am just shit at chess no matter how much I play. Mind doesn't work that way.

I can only think one move ahead and I get so focused on it that I don't look at what else is going on

>>70326380
ladies and gentlemen, I present....the runt

>>70326380
reading up on your foreveralone posts today? thought you liked the content in /r/incels?

>>70326372
only played the second one. was good tBh

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>>70326372

>>70326400
maybe you can't think tactically
strategy is fairly irrelevant in chess.

also you need to memorize some openings

thinking 20 moves ahead or whatever is a meme.

>>70326416
i prefer straight up sadness to sad psychos but i'll take either

honestly forgot what color kev's tie was

>>70326438
virginity purple

>>70326426
I think im too fcosued on my attack, and never think about the fact that they are planning theirs as well.

So i just go with whatever my plan was and dont adjust

definitely have to work on my openers

>play cricket fine
>Try to play baseball
>entire body hurts

yank sports really are superior

Why do you guys care so much about sex? It just happens, its natural, its nothing crazy.

You guys are way to obsessed with it

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wanna get a body like Christ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDXZM0v8Ouk

Is a white shirt ok to wear with a charcoal pants and a purple tie?

>>70326454
remember that nearly all high level players play defensively and its always easier to just bunker down than go nuts

Getting older and it seems like its common for girls to rarely go out at my age anymore (25)

Seems like they do one or two big nights a month, and the rest of the time they stay in.

Is this common with most girls? All the guys my age still go out pretty hard on weekends, while their gfs stay in

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>when you bully both puppers

>>70326460
>baseball
you mean rounders?

>>70326493
Yeah I attack way too much for not being good. Good advice, going to play slower and let them fuck up

>>70326493
huh, I always try to play aggressively so they have to spend their moves defending or moving pieces.

>>70325627
They're Scottish soldiers if you'd bother looking at the uniform.

>>70326473
who cares about sex i just want cuddles and attention

>>70326460
rounders is a girls game

>>70326495
my GF goes out every weekend, I trust her though.

She sometimes sleeps over at her ex's house though, it's just convenient.

Grew out of videogames when I was 17

>>70326535
>thaicuck

>>70326535
THAICuCK AT IT AGAIN

>>70326541
alri chesslad. chess is just another form of a video game

All Thai posters must leave

Just got up for a day of ye olde wage slavery

Did you runts unironically stay up all night?

>>70326460
Baseball is hardly even a contact sport how do you get fucked up?

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>>70326552
we're growing in numbers, this is only the beginning

I'm sorry Junker old boy, have another drink by the way, we are just talking to President Trump or Don as we call him. Got your drink? Oh, it's empty, here have another. Yes just chatting about plans for future trade, how we can help one another when Britain has left the er. You want another drink old boy? A bigger one? Of course delighted, poor it yourself if you like. As I was saying, for when we have left the EEC. No law about talking eh? Yes the £60 billion not sure we will pay that. Before we do we want full audited accounts for the last sixteen years of the EEC accounts first. Sorry old boy did you swallow it the wrong way? Yes it can choke gulping it like that. Anyway we can chat about that in April/May this year, no rush. Have another.

>>70326514
yea but for a new player being aggressive is almost always bad

why is this autistic leaf posting screenshots from video games in /brit/

>all the runts responding to my bait

like lambs to the slaughter, not even a challenge, heh.

>>70326588
Your answer lies within your question my good sir!

>>70326584
probably, imo just find a formula that works, adjust and adapt.

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>>70326588
first i posted the kevin one in reply to the aussie
then i posted the bollock bashing one
then i kept going

>>70326600
this arrogance and delusions of a grandeur is making me suspicious that you are the algerian

why does reviewbrah listen to the radio? is that some kind of autistic pastime for autists?

>>70326556
>wage slave
>calling the enlightened 'runts'

>>70326622
oh fuck off

>>70326588
Because Nova is a retard

>>70326628
alri m8, what's your next review gonna be?

>>70326617
> arrogance and delusions of a grandeur
I'm not even saying I'm good, I've just been playing on and off since I was a kid and am talking about how I play.

i wish freeuse would become a bigger fetish

>i play chess

yeah fuck off back to your £4k/term school, toff

>>70326660
pleb

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Believe I may have fucked it

>>70326666
confirmed for eton runt, coming to your office to HEEM you right now you pathetic little incestuous ameoba

>>70326667
she wasn't interested lad

that was obvious but you persisted and then finally you let your arsehurt show on full display

you're a runt 2bh

>>70326667
it looks worse that you've been festering over that for 40 minutes

>>70326667
oooph. fucking hell. shes not into you at all and you're not helping it.

>>70326667
Give that roastie what for. Don't stop now

>>70326667
tried to warn you, you stepped outta line, orbiter.

>>70326667
don't respond, you'll only make yourself look more autistic if you continue

>>70326683
literally shaking rn

>>70326667
Double down, you've fucked it now anyway and it might be funny

>>70326667
Ask her why she only dates bad bois

>>70326667
Send her a dick pic, that'll get her in the mood

>>70326573
ah yes

>>70326667
Side note:

Why do girls always talk about how absolutely busy they are?

Is it cool to seem stressed and busy? I'm a consultant that works 45+ hour weeks and I'm never way too busy for 2 weeks straight to do anything

>>70326667
Uh, sorry?

ah yes the boiler has clicked on

it must be morning

hmm

I think I'll do an all-nighter
reset my sleeping pattern

yessss that'll do

>>70326745
>*falls asleep at 7pm and wakes up at 2am*

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shedddd

Spielberg's new film looks interesting, it's about a 20 year old painter and decorator who, in 1980, could support two children, a stay at home wife and afford a mortgage and a very comfortable standard of living in a small northern town that had superb social housing, excellent schools and first rate health care.

The film might not get made because no fucker under thirty will believe it. They'll suspend their disbelief for aliens, wizards and fucking zombies but the idea that a working class man could afford to buy a house in a decent area four years after he left school would not be taken seriously for a second

>>70326761
that's great though

it's lovely naturally getting up in the middle of night

>>70326785
shan't

>>70326793
grim

>>70326785
is this from /r/latestagecapitalism

>>70326163
On my 11th year

Been shitposting since I was 13

>>70326796
oh you should

>>70326785 is quite a fun little post
though it's probably not his own work

*waits patiently outside thailad's residence to heem him when he comes home*

gonna show that lil bitchboi who's boss round here

>>70326807
It's from the comments section of order-order which is a fairly popular right wing news site here

Comments section is all middle aged rorkes, a slightly more articulate version of the daily mail comment section but I love reading it

>>70326848
go out with him one night and secretly take pictures of him and posy them here for ridicule

>>70326793
depression lies that way lad

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>>70326848
Certainly the neet on a proxy on a vietnamese finger painting forum. Bet you're build like a brickshit house.

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gf just told me she was busy for the next two weeks and sent me this

keep seeing the number 42 everywhere

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6giXgG6qQzo

retro tune

only OG will get this

Found this video of Thailad

https://youtu.be/FDwV4Oe8n-w

>posy and posey are pronounced the same way
fuming at whoever did this

>>70326888
t. built like a fat pedo

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Believe I may have fucked it

>>70326733
women are passive
they dont want to say fuck off i dont like you outright

>>70326908
how about here?

*turns around and spreads arse cheeks*

>>70326930
can see it in your bum hair

>>70326888
hope you've got good insurance, doctor pornporn is gonna be HOWLING when he sees the state i'm gonna put you in

have to leave in 20 minutes, do i put my shoes on now or no?

keep in mind it's quite hot today

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>>70326951
how do you know my doctor's name?

>>70326953
Wear flip flops silly

got called ugly on /soc/ earlier lads

>>70326968
>Flip flops

FOY. they're called thongs

What don't both of you slanty eyed monkeys settle in like men with a game of chess

>>70326977
>he wears women's underwear on his feet

always find it funny when a yank tells another yank to FOY

find it even funnier when a yank tells a non-yank to FOY

>>70326971
let's see it then

>>70326884
oh I already have that I think

born with a cute nose but mum let me fall out the front door when i was a bub and had a fat one every since reckon it ruined my life 2bh noses are VERY important

might stick a 'za int he oven lads

>>70326994
that'll be down to your fucked up sleeping pattern lad

>>70327000
its 7 am lad

>>70326991
i wear women's (used) underwear on my face

>>70327016
i know but I'm slightly drunk and need something in the gullet

>>70327000
What kind?

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>>70327021
I hope they're your sister's

would like to put the ol' 'nis in that carol kirkwood who does bbc weather's 'na

>>70327008
>dude lmao just sleep better and be yourself

>>70327029
tescos value i copped for 60p

>>70327008
I think it's more of a chicken and the egg thing

am I depressed because of my sleep pattern, or is my sleeping pattern a result of depression/being a NEET
it is a mystery

>>70327040
black cocks are big enough to have their own weather system?

doing a learning about electronics

parents had salmon for dinner tonight again

i fucking hate salmon

not the taste though the texture
smoked salmon is nice but any other way is gross it's way too fatty of a fish

>>70327068
best post I've ever read

>>70327039
Doesn't look as cute when I practice for girls with the lads.

oi thailad

>>70327043
>t. incel

A regular sleeping pattern does loads for your mental health desu

>>70327039
Intriguing.
I wonder if one of them tried taking it further than would the other accept it

>>70327107
who are you quoting?

the nonce formerly known as thailad

'za in the oven booze in the gullet ciggy smoke in the lungs

this is the peak of moment of the last 6 months of my life

>>70327141
Drink more Harp

put my shoes on anyway just to be safe

>>70327153
good lad. it'll creep up on you otherwise and suddenly you'll be late cos you're still putting on your shoes.

might record myself wanking off

>>70327174
Post it in the new thread :3

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wish i had never discovered sarah snyder
i feel an incredible urge to cum on her face

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We'll fight them British Soldiers for the cause
We'll never bow to Soldiers because
Troughout our history We were born to be free
So get out British bastards leave us be

>>70327183
(((snyder)))

>>70327241
how is dutch for tailor jewish?

>>70327114
>Doesn't know how green arrow works

fuck off new cunt

>>70327253
Surprised you don't know of Holland's long history of religious tolerance which also manifested as a destination for Jewish refugees fleeing persecution in other countries

can we get back to discussing how we can arrange me cumming on sarah snyder's face?

>>70327278
oh I'm well aware of that, but it's rather dumb of you to assume that all people with the surname indicating a family history of being a tailor are jewish

>>70327311
>>70327311
>>70327311