Meanwhile, on Roman /int/...

>>70320436
Vascos

OOGA BOOGA ROCKSTOP

>>70320436

Parthians, but at least they share some gold with you at the end XD

carthaginians


CARTHAGO DELENDE EST

>>70320436
how can you barbarians compare us celts (whom gave your beloved gladius hispanensis) to the smelly germanics or the treacherous punics?
ceterum censeo, carthaginem esse delendam

FRISII

NEOPLASMA MALIGNUM

Yet another thinly veiled German hate thread! What a refreshing experience!

Carthaginians shouldn't even be on this list they lived in a proper city while germaniggers and celts lived in some fucking straw huts.

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>>70321499
What the fuck did you just fucking call me, you little Celt? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Legion, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Visigoths, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in phalanx combat and I’m the top legionnaire in the entire Roman Empire. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this continent, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the intrabit in rete? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of senators across Rome and your mud hut is being traced right now so you better prepare for Jupiter's fury, barbarian. The lightning bolt that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my gladius. Not only am I extensively trained in single combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Roman Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable facepaint-covered ass off the face of the continent, you little Ethiopian. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have gone back to fucking the twelve year-old boy you keep in your hut. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn Celt. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Mortuus es stupri, puer.

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>be roman
>get cucked by a dead jew

Sardinians.

Hello, just passing through.

You guys got any silver by the way?