I love this country

>>70319937
>:^(

>>70319937
same

>>70320079
I love you too, calm doon.

yeah, Australia is pretty good I guess

>>70319937
Thanks pommy bastard

>>70320180
The falklands are pretty cool too you cunt

>>70320189
I'm not English.

>>70319937
Thanks

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>he has to go offtopic with "muh islands"

typical mongoloid brit

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>>70320224
MUH ISLANDS

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I'm not surprised in the least

>>70320274
>>70320274
Falklands War 2: Electric Boogaloo when m8

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>>70320274

muh

>>70320215
Thanks curry paki cunt

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gib muh islands

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>>70320340
>"White" with freckles

Post more m8

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>>70320477
more of these or argie bants

>>70320678
The former m8

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>>70320701
thought they were gonna be a big meme so saved a couple but they're shite
any you want

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>>70320366
I'll fuck smack you silly you dirty fucking burny fucking desert bas

>>70320340
kek
>>70320392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16MqXT4-kA0

>>70320221
No bother.

why do you love us

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just a posh wales

What does everyone see in the country

>>70321188
You're an honourable wee country that saved our arseholes durin the blitz and helped during the falklands. Not to mention South Island.

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>>70321284
what South Island like

>>70321320
Filled with Scots and therefore perfect

>>70321284
you're too nice lad i don't think we did much during the blitz
>>70321320
if you ever come to new zealand remember that the north island is not new zealand

>>70321366
>>70321369
I thought north=civilisation south=wilderness
it being apparently full of scots seems to agree with this

>>70321420
you know undesirables always gravitate towards centres of population
the north has literally been colonized by the chinese and the maoris dont stop breeding
the south islands got everything youll want

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>>70321369
NZ best ally

>>70321420
t. Londoner

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>>70321366
>>70321369
>>70321484
AYO HOL UP
*puts on brightly-coloured autism sweater*
U BE SAYIN
*loses farm due to drought*
FUR REAL NAOW
*shoots up remote township*
U BE SAYIN
*elects Tim Shadbolt mayor for his 20th consecutive term*
US SOUTHIE BOYZ
*kills entire family because dad is fucking his prozzy sister*
HOL UP, HOL UP
*names all male children David*
U BE SAYIN
*dies in an earthquake*
WE BEST ISLAND AN SHIT?

>>70321841
t. leo chang

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>>70321841
There is literally nothing wrong with calling your male children David

>>70322039
>>70321923
>t. Angus McKenna

>>70319937
idiot

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Why did they decide to put a flightless bird on their air force roundel?

>>70322106
Fuck off I'm a Macnaghten

>>70322145
Because you don't even need birds that can fly to defeat Germany.

>>70322181
I thought it was something more clever, like a metaphor for their non-existent air force.
Pretty disappointed right now tbqh.

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>>70322205

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>>70320189
>>70320338
>>70320366
>>70320477
>>70320701
>>70321260
KHAN'D

>>70320792
The England Scotland one is disgusting.

>>70320792
what is the name of this meme?

>>70322106
t. Rajpoot Padmanaban

>>70322543
>so shit even non-whites from war-torn shitholes don't want to live there

L I T E R A L L Y Scotland 2.0 2bh

>>70322730
I'll fight you

>>70322730
t. Rakesh "IWasBornHereAndThatMakesMeKiwi" Thakanaradapan

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>be south islander
>have six fingers on each hand
>mum and dad had the same last name before getting married
>unironically believe you're scottish
>die of frostbite

>>70322832
>>unironically believe you're scottish
Why are South Islanders so superior?

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>>70322860
t. wiremu "angus" te kanawa

>>70322832
>>70322921
t. Whenua "nz belongs to the maori" Whakaparangiroura of Nga Puhi tribe

>>70322139
Rude

>>70322921
That's not a very good coat of arms tbqh

>>70322974
>Southland's two principal urban settlements are the city of Invercargill and the town of Gore. Southland covers an area of 28,681 square kilometres. In June 2016 it had a population of 98,000[1], making it one of New Zealand's most sparsely populated areas. Outsiders have often reacted with surprise upon hearing the news that there are only two surnames in the entire province[2].

>>70323133
One of them better not be McDonald

>>70323171
they're not actually scottish m8, they just think they are for some reason

>>70323133
t. Krishna "the north island belongs to india now" Siddharth Gautama Rajeshi Rakanapaj

>>70323189
I don't know where you're getting this idea that south islanders think they're Scottish.

>>70323197
sheepshagger lol

>>70323222
t. angus "I've never been to dunedin in my life I swear!" von trappenburg, proud scottish man

>>70323265
I'm from the West Coast.

>>70323280
sure you are mr mcleod

>>70323292
t. Whitu McWhenua

>>70323292
Are you that salty that no one like the north?

>>70323189
I prefer the South Islanders they bring the better craik, so they must actually be Scottish,

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>>70323324
truly the new zealand of new zealand

poor, sparsely populated, inhabited exclusively by inbred sheepshaggers and with a MASSIVE inferiority complex

>>70323292
>mcleod
literally nothing wrong with this last name

>>70323367
Are you implying the north is actually New Zealand?
I don't think any kiwis live there.
Unless you count the Maoris and Rajeet "6 Years since I became a Kiwi" Mahumaad

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>>70323367
why would you even bother with an nz proxy

>>70323456
>why would you even bother with an nz proxy
NZ is the best country with a union jack

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I miss new zealand so fucking much.
Went there for 3 weeks and it was the most beautiful country i've been to.
Have any of you new zealanders been here? I went through it on a cruise ship but are there any tracks worth going on?

>>70320197
kek

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>>70320792

>>70323575
Is that millford?
Nah I haven't been, where did you go on your trip?

>>70323717
Apparently.
We went through the fiordlands and most major cities on the cruise. Just cities like dunedin(nice place desu), gisborne, tauranga, auckland, akarao and a few other places. Some of the stops were really shit and just felt like an empty city.
One place had a eb games with a lot of wii games that cost like $90 in 2016 which was fucked.
Wouldn't mind going back there and driving around to different places.
My biggest problem were the maori's though since I was harassed by a few and they seem very violent.

NZ > cuckfailia by far

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>>70319937
I can't seem to find it on any maps

Does it even exist?

>>70323870
Well don't forget the Maoris are being increasingly more nationalistic and overall xenophobic over the last few years

>>70323897
t. kiwiboo trash

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Threadly reminder that Auckland has the cutest girls.

>>70324109
She loos like an aussie

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>>70319937
They're alright.

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>>70320678

>>70320678
What is the one on the right?

Poo Peeland lmoa

>>70324879
Tasmania.

>>70324956
But Tasmania is part of Australia? Don't get it senpai. Are they like Australia's Scotland or what?

>>70326304
You get banter between their states similar to how we have banter between our regions.

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>>70320340
omg i drew the original of this

When do they deposit my meme points?

>>70321841
I'm a Southlander and I laughed at this

"country"

>>70323189
>>70323222
Southland and Otago are Scottish you retards
Dunedin is the Edinburgh of the South
Presbyterianism is huge in Southland
Most people are Scottish or majority Scottish in ancestry, except the Maori here who are half Scottish half Maori
We are proud of our Scottish heritage, which is why bagpipes, etc are popular here

>>70323575
Go to Marlborough Sounds and West Coast on your next trip, they are underrated

GOD OF NATIONS AT THY FEET

>>70322298
>newfags from r/the_donald that makeup 90% of modern 4chan don't get this year old reference

>>70326999
IN THE BONDS OF LOVE WE MEET

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>>70321841
>dies in an earthquake

>>70321420
>north=civilisation
>south=wilderness
>it being apparently full of scots seems to agree with this
Explain the fucking British isles then you prick

>>70327175
Southern hemisphere is opposite that of Northern Hemisphere
In Britain:
North = cold wilderness
South = civilisation
In New Zealand:
South = cold wilderness
North = civilisation

>>70327254
Well he should have made that clear.

>>70327307
Here in New Zealand we are educated enough to have primary school knowledge of how the Earth works

>>70327328
Well aren't you so fucking la de da