Chess edition
just rolled a cheeky single skinner
play me in chess now you bruce cunt
First for the First Mummy of the USA
Are all brits gay because the women there are so ugly?
Serious replies only please.
Germans killed somewhere between 2 and 3 million Soviet prisoners of war
having a look
>>70317261
I don't know how to play chess
>>70317307
And 6,000,000,000 jews
>>70317292
You better not be that hangover wank
think I need to start my own business lads
working for someone else is soul draining
>>70317319
*looks back*
>>70317336
>I don't know how to play chess
now that's embarrasing
>>70317307
do NOT forget about the 6 gorillion
guy said this to my gf
>qt liked my instagram video
night's looking up lads
>>70317346
I guess it just never interested me. Thanks for making me feel mentally handicapped
>>70317364
>yes
what did she mean by this
Cannot STAND driving in London lads.
How do people just walk out into the middle of the road? They don't look or anything, I cannot comprehend how they just move out into traffic without even glancing.
I was going along earlier and this couple were pushing a buggy with another kid walking alongside and they didn't notice it wonder into the road, I honked loudly and they only realised when it was about to go past my side into the next lane.
>>70317364
ah yes, negging
poz my negole
>>70317301
no but I do have a touch of the ol' yellow fever and by a touch I mean I exclusively date oriental women
>>70317364
An actual greasy fedoralord once asked the gf to bin me in favour of him because he knew her much better
Theyd met once and he'd attempted to grope her tits
>>70317382
Why were you driving in London?
And you're the one wrapped in 2 tonnes of metal. It's your job to notice them
>chess
>>70317382
>london
stopped reading there
ex once had a '''friend''' propose to her over the phone and didn't agree to stop talking to him once she told me about it
Didn't keep her round long after that
gf left me
tried to give it another go and she thought it wasnt working
need to smash a new one how do i do it lads feelin a bit shit
>>70317382
prepare for le epic rasheed comments from provincials
Lee Rigby murderer had his teeth knocked out by prison guards and is now trying to sue the state for £20,000
Based Paul nuttall from the ukips thinks they should be executed
>>70317382
coz you're always liable, why should they care?
>>70317412
you will create someone like me, a 4chan poster
how does that feel
>>70317382
Cars move too slowly to cause damage where i live. Saves time just walking through roads instead of waiting for a green light.
>>70317342
no i haven't played you before
confident i could kick ur a** though
ran into a canadian in a german hostel and he talked about chess for 2 hours straight
>>70317364
a student of the soggy pua school or whatever the fuck his name is
>>70317424
incredibly good post
>>70317261
have you ever tried to play seriously online? knew a guy that got 2.3k rating on chess.com, dont know if that's good or not
>>70317422
he looks like an oblivion character desu
>it's a be really tired, get in to bed, can't sleep, spend 2 hours having an existential crisis episode
Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl?
>>70317460
Funny enough I literally did run into one in thailand, like bumped into him
He was full blown autistic. He always tried to hangout with the hostel staff and sat in the lobby all day. Everyone did their best to avoid him because he'd try to cling to any group.
Fucking weird guy
What does his prescient mind see? What is the Golden Path?
>>70317342
>hangover wank
Wow rude.
1
foy
>>70317422
Now that's some aspergers right there
>>70317459
Maybe once I'm on my break in an hour or two, at work right now x
>>70317485
one of my favourites
>>70317491
all me
>>70317442
kek drivers are not liable at all if some retard walks in to the road and gets run over as long as they're not speeding or anything
>>70317520
ok i will wait
*has a sit down and pretends to be texting but is actually just refreshing bbc sport mindlessly*
Barbecue sauce depresses me.
It brings back the feelings I felt at 4am in a dingy Manchester flat as I was coming down off a cocktail of drugs, and sitting on the floor eating Iceland chicken nuggets with barbecue sauce.
I hate barbecue sauce.
>>70317510
In that photo he is using his third eye to channel subliminal messages into his fathers brain in order to gradually bring the human race into a higher state of concioussness
Truly our guy
>>70317451
feels like carrying on the family tradition 2bh
proud of you Elliot my son
just seen this comment on a facebook post about women breastfeeding in public
>Women always cry at silly shit :P - It's good to see them standing up for her but they shouldn't have to anyways... we all need to eat.. it's just she chooses to give her baby tit instead of bottle... I don't see the difference desu, bit hot if you ask me ;)
tipping so hard rn
>>70317510
only barron knows how bad things truly are
one day i WILL become a druggy
i don't see any other way i'll be able to deal with life
>>70317510
Sorry mate
*kisses you tenderly on the cheek*
>>70317510
every photo of barron looks like the ghost of trump's little brother that died in his childhood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25GMWWrc2c0
roaring lads
amerinigs are literally apes
>>70317592
Don't do it lad
Abusing them isn't good for you
>>70317556
i have similar feelings about lucozade. someone told me that lucozade is good for rehydrating yourself after being on mdma all night and it probably is but it's forever associated with fucking raw comedowns in my mind
>>70317573
is it racialist of me to take something else away from this? hmmm
>>70317601
Wew. *blushes*
not even midnight yet
>>70317573
More like 5 decades of niggers
The rising crime rate with the influx of black workers caused auto manufacturers to get the fuck out of there
>>70317592
work hard all week and nail enough drugs and booze on the weekends to kill a horse. that's my motto
>>70317631
Asians are better than whites?
*walks in drinking my tea*
oy oy lad
>>70317648
remember when midnight used to feel really late?
>Older sister has a pic of her during the march
>Shes holding a sign
>it says "my pussy grabs back"
fuck sake
>>70317567
>gas chamber
Don't you mean the de-lousing chambers? I bet you think the Nazis made soap and lampshades out of Jew organs.
>>70317630
Yeah, exactly the same thing.
Whenever I taste barbecue sauce it's like I'm back in that flat coming down off a fuckload of drugs and it's a very melancholy feeling. Interesting how strong the sensations come back.
>>70317662
that's also true yes
>>70317592
This famalam
i saw your post you utter mess i chose not to dignify it with a response
>>70317673
Give me her number bro
>>70317673
Test the theory
>>70317630
Md doesn't really cause dehydration mate. Probably more useful to drink it on a hangover
>>70317673
hooting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofTcpz4A22Yv
doing a watch
which is more impossible, faster than light travel, or time travel?
>Tfw one of those people that grew I to my face as i got older
Now that I'm mid 20s the type of 18-21 year olds girls that didn't like me when I was their age are all into me and say I'm handsome
do you get better looking as you get older?
really hope so haha
>holocaust denial
edgy
>>70317717
Mate
>>70317485
Oh, that.
>>70317743
Yeah
>>70317743
masculine features tend to look great as you age
if you look like some runt though you're fucked
>>70317717
ah yes dancing like a retard for 7 hours straight and drinking sips of water every hour is sure to leave you well hydrated. fuck off you utter retard
>>70317742
haha imagine still looking 17 when you're in your late 20s haha can you imagine that haha
WAKEY WAKEY FASCIST
>>70317738
faster than light travel
>>70317742
Did not get a word of that
Neighbours have been shouting and banging around because of fucking FIFA for days so I've taken to hitting a ball against the connecting wall whenever I can hear it
Hmmm
>>70317743
>mfw women peak at 15-20
>mfw men peak at 20-40
Sometimes I want to be a woman but then I remember that older I'd look ugly as fuck.
if I was a girl i'd be a slag for sure
>>70317781
>tfw will never have an alien gf
absolute nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLRSbqz9iE
>>70317775
>not drinking water
It's almost as if you're choosing to be dehydrated. Go to a club completely sober, you'll be dehydrated the morning after if you don't drink water... same can't be said for alcohol.
american here
ama
>>70317743
I'm already handsome now and I still have boyish features.
So i'll probably be objectively attractive in a few years.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5po55m/what_are_signs_that_someone_is_secretly_unhappy/
Someone was reading this out loud at work earlier and people started looking at me
the two gf's meeting each other for the first time
alri
imagine being dumped by your gf today ha...haha...
ah....
>>70317778
hahaha yeah imagine that haha
people are nicer to me when i wear glasses but i feel like a runt
>>70317871
> get hit in the face with a ball
> "oh dear, I'd better start weeping"
women are so weird
aren't all the pussy slogans terribly cisnormative?
>>70317937
haha joke on you I already got dumped in December
>>70317796
Ignored by girls when I was younger, now that I'm a bit older all those girls are into me because I grew into my face and became a handsome lad
They really were right when they told me it gets better
>>70317937
>implying I've had a gf
>first day of graduate level class
>everybody is already working in the industry
>have to muffle up my own introduction with some bs about work experience in some industry
can we just get on with the fucking class already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2T-pXlklb4
Ahh yes, /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llZFyAfpCC0
>>70317364
jesus that is pathetic
>>70317871
you can tell she's uncomfortable being touched by a brown person
>>70317987
nice post lad
*ruffles your hair*
>>70317989
why is shia screaming into that person's ear
you can perforate ear drums doing that
>>70317903
Literally me
I fucked up making queso dip while following a recipe online.
Almost felt like killing my neighbors
>>70317364
Never seen such damage control
>>70317979
>introducing yourself at uni
Why do yanks always have to bring educational environment down to primary school levels. Did the teacher also tell you off for not doing your homework?
>>70317961
haha
how did that happen then?
>>70317989
>the only people more runt-looking than the liberal hipsters there are /pol/
>>70317989
i go into an autistic rage when people talk that close to my ear
would have broke his nose
>>70318013
It's nice to be acknowledged.
>>70318051
she said she can't see a future with me haha :'C
>>70317656
>The rising crime rate with the influx of black workers caused auto manufacturers to get the fuck out of there
you're a stupid cunt
>>70317989
Why are amerisharts so cringe
VERY excited lads
trump is like the number zero
he can't divide us
>>70318063
I didn't give you permission to reply. Do not make that mistake again.
>>70318035
i hate all the bs, lad. first week is always a cringe-fest for me
>>70318035
i dont recall ever having to introduce myself during primary school.
PE teacher is a 5'8 turbo deano that studied fitness education at uni and took a gap year volunteering in Uganda
>>70317989
When autism and insanity meet. Can't wait til he tries that with the 6'2 200lbs Sam Hyde.
>>70318066
ooh thats a good one ha
same here
she said too much has happened and she'll never forgive me for the way i treated her
she's a right joker!! :')
Howling
>>70317937
not to worry lad plenty of time left in /GF2017/
and once you've had 1 gf it's easier to get the next one
>>70318088
you mean we can't divide him
>>70318072
t. black irish
>>70317956
You ever been smacked in the nose before? It's such a weird and confusing feeling.
70318089
Sorry mate.
Imagine having a female who sleeps in your bed every night and loves you unconditionally
Just imagine that
>>70318095
Aren't all PE teachers deanos?
>>70318135
I always sneeze when that happens. Don't know why
>>70318075
We're pretty alpha actually.
When I studied at York Uni I was always the life of every party. Something about our personality just pulls people in
>inb4 gravity fat pulling people in
>>70318146
ha
i had that until today can you not haha
>>70318119
>be American
>poo in everything but the loo
>>70318091
I never spoke to a single person on my course Tbh. All my mates came from nearby flats or societies.
>>70318094
Special schools are a bit different i gather
>>70317673
tell her trump is the best president we've ever had
>>70318152
Pulls people in because you're the size of an asteroid maybe you blubbery cunt
>>70318095
Fuck off underage twat
>>70318159
howd she dump you
>>70318152
You're just a novelty, nothing more. Don't forget that sonny.
>>70318035
what, you guys dont do that?
>>70317673
the worst part about these signs is the mass produced slogans off of Buzzfeed or reddit.
got called a bellend at stop and shop
>>70318177
who's sonny?
got called a grockle in one stop lads.
>>70318101
Remember when sam hyde lied about having a BJJ brown belt and his supposed instructor called him out about it
What a fucking nerd
>>70318173
i went off on one as per
then she said she couldnt forgive me for stuff i did previously because we were trying to be together again haha
Feminism: the radical notion that women are people
>>70318182
I assumed this was initiated by the lecturer, in front of the whole class.Never happened to me.
>>70318216
if you aren't a feminist in 2017 then I don't know what you're doing
>>70318216
guess I'm a feminist then.
now go make me dinner bitch
>>70318196
p4p strongest man in Britain, 22 years old, went to the Olympics and has a 6kg heavier total than Clarence Kennedy in the 94kg weight class
got called a bollock at costco
>>70318169
Am in college
been on a long trip lads
now that i'm here i've realised that it's not what i wanted
the journey is what made it special
>>70318196
If I was talking about that bloke who lives over in New Jersey, I would've used a capital letter.
>>70318250
>paying a fee to shop at store
*shows big american arsehole*
I hope I don't accidentally comment who is this semen demon on a lad's picture on fb.
while i am gay, i almost never mean it, it's like 90% joke.
women are property
always have been, always will be
>>70318262
Good boy
think the flatmate has meningitis
don't think i've had my shot, think i might have meningitis
>>70318314
Better go to the doctor asap
really makes you think
think i've given my flatmate meningitis lads
>>70318330
men work harder and do more dangerous jobs
>>70318329
going tomorrow morning. Don't have any symptoms but i can't remember if i had my shot (think i might've done last year).
re7 comes out in 15 minutes lads
>>70318330
>Susannah Mushatt Jones
>United States
Amerishats ladies and gentlemen
>>70318330
Superior Anglo, French and nip genetics
>>70318346
think women are genetically predisposed to living longer than men
>>70318314
>shot
foy
>>70317989
screaming
>>70318330
Should get a multiplier for managing to live so long in a shithole like Jamaica desu
>>70318358
oi fuck off really? wish i had some mates at uni to play it with, horror games are best experienced in a group
>>70318360
>this twat again
>go to bed at night
>there is a pale fleshy thing in there waiting for you
an odd concept i must say
>trump declines the presidential salary and donates it to the treasury
>lefties get their knickers in a twist because he makes money from foreign governments leasing space in his hotels and this is apparently unconstitutional
regret dating my ex of 2.5 years more than the last 8 years ive wasted on 4chan
>>70318248
haha. You mean that baseball cap-wearing Deano who can't clean and jerk more than 170kg?
>>70318395
great picture
where did you get it?
>>70318370
nah
there's no advantage for them to live longer
once they hit menopause they're biologically useless
they just happen to live longer because they don't work in dangerous jobs and generally spend their time as housewives
however this might change soon since women are working more and might eventually do the harder and dangerous jobs
>>70318423
google probably
>>70318389
>horror games are best experienced in a group
>disgust.jpg
>>70318427
there have been a couple of studies linking higher testosterone to hypertension of the heart in old age. A lot of men die of heart issues, women generally don't
>>70318398
It does sound like a conflict of interest If I am honest
Janny we need a cleanup
>>70318453
yeah, i can see it now
though apparently he's also said that all the profits made in such a way will be donated to the treasury
sister is pretty fit but she's using a shocking image on her whatsapp
how do i tell her
>>70318427
not sure about that but don't have the knowledge to argue
longevity in general comes down to genetics though. There are some people who can smoke and drink every day of their lives and make it to 90.
>>70318429
Seriously mate, what is your rationale for doing this?
Lads what are your experiences in a house share? shall I go for one to save money or just rent something myself?
t. desperate to move out at this point
been off the monsters (tm) for 4 days and got spots everywhere
very strange
whoa
>>70318479
just say it straight up, she'll appreciate the honesty
>>70318399
thinking of the past, just like having regrets for anything you do, is pointless and a waste of time. much better to focus on the present la
>>70318330
desu seems like about 120 is probably the natural limit
business idea: filter this symbol ▶
that'll stop the twat dead in his tracks
100% convinced the girl i lived with last year posts here
imagine having a oneitis
>>70318518
she's a bit fragile
>>70318488
Pretty sound if you're at uni. Bit shitand depressing if you're over 23/24. May as well save up and get your own place.
>>70318488
It's alright. Sooner or later you'll find out that you and humanity are not cohabitable either way.
>>70318410
346kg total in the 94kg weight class at the 2016 British champs, highest Clarence has ever done in competition is 340kg, all his bigger lifts have been in the 105kg category and he hasn't managed any in competition only training
Vid is 194kg c&j @94kg
https://youtu.be/NIjlM8NG080
>>70318527
why 100%
>>70318524
I wonder what will happen when we have access to artificial organs to replace our old ones. Will we all live to at least 100?
>>70317129
>ah yes, look at this happy capitalist worker
1. That's in a communist country
Do you have some weird idea that Communism means people don't have to work and just relax and get free money? freak fucking retard
can someone give me tips on getting over a break up? really feeling quite down aha x
Marxism is a cancer and disease
>>70318594
probably listening to music
>>70318594
fuck another girl desu
>>70318616
so's your face lmoa
>>70318591
Why do you do this? Fuck off
Cancerous 14 year old
>>70318616
'dora
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppAeMWFCqC8
>>70318258
>college
>PE
fuck off underage twat
Cancerous 14 year old kids have flooded /brit/ and are responsible for
cringy grime posting
marxism posting
spamming long walls of text
>>70318561
Very impressive, but as I recall he did complete shit at the olympics. He's a proper Deano n'all hahaha.
>>70318674
just put up a filter on ▶ and this lad got rid of it in his posts
Any foreigners want to fake marry a British dude? This country is going down like the fucking Titanic and I want to get off.
>>70318578
I don't know
at some point such invasive surgery becomes too risky, and the body might reject organs
I saw a documentery where they were talking about how they are currently testing ways to "clone" a persons organs using donor organs as a lattice of sorts for the cloned cells.
basically they kill off all the living tissue in the donor heart which would cause rejection and "spray" this mixture of cloned stem cells which then adapt to replace the dead cells within the cell matrix creating a fully living clone of your own organ.
it would also mean comparability issues would no longer matter since all you need is the cell matrix not the living cells themselves.
Toilet Bog Fart
>>70318649
I've spent 3 years on /brit/ too
Fuck off you cancerous piece of fucking filth
>>70318268
Not sure what you're getting at but regardless, MENTIONED
>That's in a communist country
what on earth did he mean by this
>>70318700
get a job here as a bartender like literally every single Brit ever, then marry some ditsy girl for a citizenship
Who is this cringy bored 14 year old
>Any foreigners want to fake marry a British dude? This country is going down like the fucking Titanic and I want to get off.
>>70318591
>3 years wasted
Jokes on you lad. I've been here since 2007.
>>70317989
shia lebeef...
It is I, Bruce
Prepare to have your defeat immortalised in a screenshot for public display
https://en.lichess.org/UVYM3iY8
>>70318702
One day we'll get there I'm sure. Not sure if anybody alive today will reap the benefits.
It's funny to think that there may come a day where people don't die of natural causes anymore
>stands in the center of the thread
>>70318700
lets get gay married
>>70318738
But I'm a weird looking autist, I can't tend bar or convince even a retarded hambeast to marry me.
>>70318527
Is she pretty? I'd do bad things for a 4chan gf
>>70318743
your ways are a bit puzzling, but thanks for the (you)s
last time he spammed like this he wanted to get banned
just say youre underage or something, laddo
This is possibly the cringiest thing I have seen on on this website
Why are 14 year olds allowed here?
>>70318594
Until you meet someone better you don't get over them tbqhwy
The person spamming is a redditflagger under the name of Cheshire
>cringiest
cringe
>>70318783
mate, there's a fugly lanky ass brit at my work who's dating some paki girl
you don't realise how dumb people are and how easy you can have it here.
you could be completely fake and most girls would never notice.
>>70318667
College is 17-19 mate
>>70318831
>cringe
crease
>>70318831
>>cringiest
>cringe
cringing
re-watching Love Live season 2 lads
the /int/ janny does good work and i appreciate him
*divides you*
the /int/ janny does good work and i appreciate him
>>70318849
howling
>cegep
don't copy me
>when a yank says 'erbal
>>70318853
found him
>>70318850
STATE
>>70318858
cold out donald?
>>70318858
*perforates fascist ear drums*
>>70318834
>Tall guy has a girlfriend
Stop the fucking presses
What's wrong with finding a fake foreign gay husband in the British general thread on /int/? That's all I'm asking for and you keep distracting me with irrelevances.
if you died tomorrow how many people would be at your funeral?
>>70318884
>he doesn't like idoru
LMAOing
>>70318842
You're a child, why are you arguing with me
OH, that's right
Because you're a fucking child
>>70318850
Cringing cringe taste
>>70318870
>grade 12
FOY
I am 122 years old
>>70318891
wouldnt know
>>70318891
1 - me
Who /B I G G D I C C/ here?
also where do I find women to talk to
Krauts fuck off
I just hid 17 anime threads in the catalog
sometimes I forget /int/ isn't an anime board
http://www.italo-disco.net/
>>70318891
Probably about 20 family members and 5-10 friends depending on how many of them hear about it. One of my mates killed himself last year, he always seemed like a massive loser but he actually made shitloads of friends in College and Uni and it just made me even more depressed seeing how many people went to his funeral and thinking about how many will come to mine when I kill myself this year.
>>70318891
The people who matter. It's not a popularity contest where you're a successful dead person with 100+ likes on your corpse.
>>70318955
Annie May
are yanks actually fat
all the ones I've met in real life are all skinny
Think Gekkeiju Online is the greatest thing to come out of Finland 2bh
learned 150 new words today
>>70318986
Saw some outrageous specimens when I was in Florida
>>70318984
Is this from the /a/ meetup?
>>70318986
depends where you go
Who /rockclimbing/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwvENaPAPRY
>>70319010
dude depression lmao
>>70319008
Yes, me fourth row sixth from the right
>>70318988
Hmm cute virtual girls in maid costumes I'm interested, sell it to me in some lines of shrek text.
Who /BN/ here?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
suddenly TPP is great and everyone wants it!
>>70319010
He's severely depressed. I used to do the same thing during bad episodes.
>>70318988
looks like Chorrol from Oblivion on ultra-low settings
besides this is the best game to ever come out of Finland
http://www.unrealworld.fi/
>>70319036
3rd row 2nd from the right here :3
I love Italo Disco..., artist. I want to see them in Argentina..., when they will come by here?
>>70319066
no they don't
You lads really are horrid players
ok one last game then back to work
https://en.lichess.org/3TwqaiIN
>>70319066
>bernie sanders is for the withdrawal from TPP
does make me do a think
>>70319029
my gf
>>70319076
Cities Skylines is the best game to have come out of finland
>>70319029
Used to once or twice a week but haven't for a few months now
>>70319100
tfw no rock climbing gf with hench shoulders that could probably beat me up
fuck i missed it :cccc
>>70318988
is this finland's tacit admission that they are indeed gooks?
>>70319096
witty AND good at chess? huh, darling youre quite a catch ;)
>Bernie Sandals
>Mike Pants
>Donald Duck
>>70319010
I did this too, its why my friends stopped talking to me. I'm a depressed autist and whenever I have social contact I need to take time to myself after it to "recharge"
>>70319173
>Toilet Bog Fart
cannot fathom this guy having depression at all sorry
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3yLa2YAz2LI
>>70319139
Help a brother out or he'll end up like the people on here
>>70319222
deal with it
>>70319222
t. expert on everything
>>70319139
None of the things you just mentioned are mutually exclusive to depression
>>70319262
>>70319262
>>70319262
>>70319262
>>70319262
>>70319262
wow black got DEMOLISHED
>>70318527
Younger sister (17) witnessed me open my phone browser to the 'chon and recognised it immediately even thought scrolled hafway through a thread.
Bit worrying haha.
>>70319043
>Made in Finland
>Anime aesthetics
This is all I need to know to tell that it is great
>>70319100
Ahh, that brings back memories of climbing with the ex. Is that in Spain?
>>70319222
yes you cannot possibly view something from his perspective, just because he seems positive with the way you frame him doesnt mean this is how he feels
>>70319242
Just imagine the classic triggerings we'll be treated to over the next two years thanks to this election. We're only 4 days in and already struck gold.
He did say that we're going to get tired of winning.
>>70319282
this increases the probability that she has an incest fetish.
That or she's a normie who knows about this place, a lot of them do nowadays
>>70319242
She's mentally ill