>India could nuke Europe right now if they wanted to What the fuck?

doubt it, they probably filled their nukes with poo.

Even scarier is that MAD doesn't work on India because nuking India in retaliation is completely ineffective - nukes can't possible make India worse than it already is.

>>70302008
And everyone would nuke them right back.
Nukes are tools of deterrence, not actual weapons.

why do they invest lots of money to develop the nuke technology meanwhile many of citizens are forced to take a shit on beach because of lack of toilets?

>>70302696
Because Poo in Nuke

>>70302696
I wonder why myself. It's a strange country. Priorities fucked up right since independence. It's awfully nice to be rich in a poor country.

>>70302696
Because China.

>>70307071
This right here. Those gaylords really want Indias land.

>>70307711
Where could i learn more about this?

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WHO IS POO IN LOO NOW BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKERS

>>70307812
Shitting on the streets way more better than shitting or your pants, even Indiands know that

>>70302008
>Poland
>Europe

>>70302696
Iran doesn't have nukes and everyone pushes them around lol

North Korea has nukes and forces everyone to negotiate

rly makes me think

>>70307881
Literally came here to post:
>Former communist countries
>Europe

Have at it, India.

>>70302008
>The indian nuke is a giant turd with a thruster attached to it

>>70307881
This just shows europe isnt synonymous for white mr. yusuf

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>>70307760
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-Indian_War

>>70307760
Jewgle

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>>70307881
>>70307927
why can't germans and irish read maps right

>>70308132
Are there any qt's in Sri Lanka? Apart from Jacqueline Fernandez?

>>70302696

China.

>>70302048
Where were you when India was testing AGNI 6?

>>70307927
>>70307881
are you both blind?
look at the IV rocket range

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>>70308213
sure
>Jacqueline Fernandez?
she's not in sri lanka tho

>>70302696
This they and the pakis had a little race over them.
Theyre also scared of china who are assholes and WILL invade at some point.


Also they(as in the government) want to be sooperpooper as they are very self important and so they will invest in nukes as a sort of status symbol as they dont understand that standard of living, not nuclear weapons, is what makes a country respected. Their government really is stuck in the past and has delusions of grandeur.

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>>70308399
The German is implying that Poland doesn't belongs to Europe bcoz its third world kek.

>>70302008
India isn't the issue

for all the bullying they get they are still a democracy and far closer to us than Pakistan for example which is a very real issue.

>>70308594
>Theyre also scared of china who are assholes and WILL invade at some point

Well China already lost its time. They can now never invade India. I will go ahead to say no country in the world dares to invade india,not even US let alone China kek. India is THAT powerful now bitch.
Suck it.

>>70302696
all big enough countries have a good degree of inequality, especially ones that have a lot of population structure. you could say the USA shouldn't have gone to the moon since a lot of its population lived in shit-tier environments in the backwoods

>>70308594
desu Modi seems to be trying to improve the standard the living (also his speeches are fucking dope).

>>70308879
>Indian detected

Hey parvinder

>>70308776
I know this is bait but no, no, china will still invade at some point in time. Neither side will use nukes outside of a tactical size as neither side wants their families to die.
India is not a very powerful country, people shit on the streets and the army is badly organised, same situation with china except china has better HDI and living conditions and more money and a better equipped, larger military.

America could still invade
Shit even Britain and her dominions could still invade.

>>70308959
>expecting Leafistan to be anything but an Indian (or Chinaman)
Does this really surprise you?

>1.2 billion people
>half of them defecate in the open

Who let them have nukes? Why didn't U.S.A world police stop them?

>>70308879
He does with his toilet programme but the problems run so much deeper. India and the indians are by nature too chaotic and prone to squalor and disobedience and in India it is very well established. He would need to demolish slums and start from scratch for most of many cities, i do not think the money or will is available to do that.
Also that controversial decision to fuck up his economy for the sake of reducing corruption.

>>70302008
It's an amazing country
30 something states of people who consider themselves completely different from the people in the next state.
People in certain parts living like it was the middle ages.
Dozens of cities with several million populations.
Dozens of languages with english as lingua franca.
It's amazing how it hasn't folded in on itself already.

>>70309228
Religion really

POOS
AIN'T
GOT
SHIT
ON
ME

Lol eastern europe. Who cares

>>70302048
That's more horrible

>>70309141
the reason behind this is because in the caste system there was (or is ) an entire caste of people who's only job is to clean poo from the street, human or animal.
if you poo in your own home that means you would have to clean it yourself which is something no high caste Indian would ever want to do.
so they poo in the streets instead because it means someone else of lesser status will have to clean it up.

in the past this worked because castes were more ingrained and India had less people.

now with so many people and the caste system no longer legally binding no one wants to clean up the poo and everyone wants to act like a Brahmin

>>70309255
Nigga they have 200 million muslims. It's a miracle they haven't been torn apart.

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>>70309026
>2017
>lying to self

Keep telling that to yourself.

>>70309399
alright poojeet, there are obviously no problems all imperialist propaganda, pooland is heaven on earth full of heavenly poojeets

>>70309335
You are literally blind. Look at the AGNI 6 missile range.

>>70309377
They were meant to have been expelled

Dont poo on us loo

well, get on with it then

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>>70309536
Well India has a reputation of not pooping in shitholes

>>70302008

What happened to Agni IV? Got dumped like a turd in the Ganges?

>>70309536
or you need to clean that?

S U P E R P O W E R

I'm pretty clueless on the topic, but is it possible to shoot down nukes with other missiles?

>>70309811
S O O N

O

O

N


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

>>70302696
China and Pakistan, not everyone has America to play bodyguard you know?

>>70309842
It's a shame all pigskins will be extinct by 2030.
'White slaves' will remain a meme it seems.

>>70309839
Yes. But the probability are few.

>>70309733
You know it's less surprising for Chingolia than it is for Pooistan.

>>70309839
IIRC it depends on the orbit
with some trajectories it's possible, with others is basically impossible

>>70309860
Plus America was pro-Pakistan and had strained a relationship with India in the past, due to India's rivalry with China.

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>>70307881
Well, you sure as hell are trying to make your country the least european for the past year or two.

>>70309860
>Pakistan

Khalistan

>>70310057
>Khalistan
nice meme

>>70302008
why the nuke range colour is brown?

>>70310135
Because all the people shat their pants seeing the glorious fiery agni of AGNI 6.

>>70310039

How about killing nukes with other nukes?

>>70310204
I see (You) like to live dangerously.

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Bravo India

>>70308636
> t. bro-tier Sikh

>>70309733

>LATAM safe from their Nukes

Noice :D

Indians are halfway between Blacks, Middle Easterners, and Chinese.

Work hard like a Chinamen, traditional like an Arab, and no sense of deceny like a Negro.

>>70302008
India has a 'no first use' policy for nukes so idk why this thread exists.

>>70310462
why to shitpost of course

>>70310204
I think the problem would be the same considering the regions of space involved and at the same time you would have to deal with nuclear fallout.

>>70310462
because it is followed by a lot of vague wording stressing how it may be used in retaliation to a threat and how its ultimately up to the president

>>70310010
China is much more of a threat

>>70310310
Sudacas are safe from all nuclear war

>>70311401
There's more to lose than to gain by actually using a nuke, unless a country is part of NATO.

>>70311696
People do stupid things and if you were facing defeat someone may push the button for a tac-nuke then it escalates and...

>>70302008
So what? If they actually used nukes other than in righteous retaliation they'd get so BTFO they'd probably cease to be a country all together.

We can nuke whatever country that exists

>>70308311
on a clean toilet, pajeet

>>70311824
>Being this delusional

Keep dreaming bois. In terms of power India is right up there with US,Russia,China & UK.
If you are not from these five cunts you cease to exist for us :
US
Russia
China
India
UK

>>70302065
haha i never thought of it that way. you're completely right

>>70315398
i approve this post

>>70312766
except southern Canada, all of the U.S. and all of Latin america

>india still thinks they matter
pls

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>>70302008
>>70309733
S A F E
A
F
E

>>70306476
>It's awfully nice to be rich in a poor country.
This. the real good life isn't being a 1st worlder, it's being a rich 3rd worlder.

>>70302008
>Europe

>>70322585
>it's being a rich 3rd worlder
Actually, it's being a rich 1st worlder who moved to the 3rd world. That way your money quintuples and everyone's afraid of you so you're unlikely to get ganked, or at the least you can bail, in whatever potentially upcoming civil war is brewing.

>>70311401
First according to India's No first use policy, any Chemical, biological and Nuclear attack whether small or large regardless of casualties will be considered the grounds for a full scale nuclear retaliation by India (The reason why India abandoned its world's largest stockpile of Chemical Weapons)

Our President controls the Armed Forces but Prime Minister has the Nuclear Launch Codes.

Prime Minister also heads the Strategic Nuclear Command which is tasked to protect and maintain nuclear weapons.

Usually a nuclear attack needs to be passed in both the houses of parliament but it can be avoided during the times of emergency.

So its ultimately up to the Prime Minister.

Yeah, India has nukes. And then what? I can't see them realistically using them against anyone but their neighbours.

On the other hand, rogue states like Russia, Iraq, USA and Iran are actually a threat to everyone, not just their neighbours.

>>70308311
He was inside the nuke.

>>70323604
>On the other hand, rogue states like Russia, Iraq, USA and Iran are actually a threat to everyone, not just their neighbours.
THIS

Even Russians have some decency of not using the nukes first but USA is paranoid as fuck.

And they have enough nukes to nuke every country on Earth 20 times including their own.

>>70323604
Being inside a nuke is safest place from a nuke because explosion happens outwards

>>70315398
Your post had nothing to do with what he said.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutual_assured_destruction

All a country really needs to really fuck up anyone's day are nukes, and the capability to deliver them. A small population country like Israel could destroy the Indian state, or most other states for that matter, with it's Arsenal. Of course, Israel would get glassed in return, but that's MAD.

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>>>>70323703
>He doesn't know the Sampson option
Prepare to get mad

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_Option

>>70323703
Israel doesn't have a nuclear triad but India does i.e. India can launch nukes from Land, Air and Sea.

Which gives India second and third strike capabilities from Air and Sea (in case mainland India is nuked)

Also, I know its painful but what other India anon said is right, rest of the world can't do anything against nukes except US, Russia, China, India and UK.

And Israel is such a small country that even a decent sized nuclear ICBM will be able to get rid of both Israel and Palestine.

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>>70302008
>They use shit instead plutonium for their nuclear warheads

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>>70311600
Doubtful, they got deterrant nukes so they wouldn't have to be subservient to the USSR, because of their war....
During the Korean war McArthur wanted to nuke China without Truman's approval (it's the reason his ass got fired with extreme prejudice lol)
China mocked us and said that if we nuked China, we would be screwed, because the USSR would in turn nuke us
Then the Soviets kinda said no, fuck that shit
China realized worldwide communism community doesn't Trump nationalism, sino Soviet split happened, and like any modern day great power they made their own nukes so they would never have to be subservient to another nation again


Pic semi related, the sino Soviet border war, only open armed conflict between two nuclear armed nations

>>70324025
China is a paper dragon, the reason why they are avoiding any direct military conflict with anyone and just threatens everyone of grave consequences but do nothing.

They have made their image as a military superpower, now a direct conflict even with India will expose their military drawbacks to their other enemies like USA and hence they will be bullied again by US.

>>70302065
UNDERRATED POST
SAVAGE WEEDBRO

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>>70315398
By sheer force, you're right, but sheer force doesn't always win wars.
>tell that to my grandfather

>>70324592
That's where you are wrong kiddo. Only thing that can tackle sheer force is tactics like Guerrilla Warfare.

Nukes = Forests + Troops btfoed.

Its really funny how you can wipe out most countries on globe with just a push of a button.

>>70324821
do you think it is funny? does shitting on streets made you mad

>>70324821
And, y'know, more sheer force.
>USSR 1942

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>>70324842
Its funny alright, look at this map, Pookistan which doesn't even control most part of its country and has a Taliban problem has nukes. And it is planning to build an ICBM with the help of China.

>>70324869
That's what I am talking about, with missiles and nukes does conventional warfare even matters?

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>>70302008
We have their people here, they'd never hurt us.

>>70325045
You were alright Britain, we (Indians) liked you a lot but since you elected a Pookistani as London's mayor all of our citizens have lost hope in you.

>Indians are THIS delusional as to the state of their country
holy fuckin moly
you do realize the entire world looks down on you shitters from america to europe to asia to oceania you considered the bottom of the barrel fit only for menial labour and basic tech support and most of the time you fail to even do that properly

Your shit country must have been about a quarter of the world population at one point and you were still subdued by the Brits

Even with British help in unifying your ungodly shithole you literally still cant even build toilets or feed your people

a true world power

>>70302696
The same reason we should build our own: a big neighbour with tons of nukes that could turn hostile at any moment.

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JUST

>>70325282
Trump would just give a phone call to your puppet president and then Mexico would immediately surrender.

>India can not nuke Lat Am.
great

>>70325282
>>70325312
Americans are Paranoid enough to nuke and wipe out a country that is on the same continent and wants to develop nuke. You would be better off without them.

>>70324970
YES
IT MATTERS VERY MUCH
If someone starts a war without an actual invasion, just starts blasting fucking nukes everywhere, it would be cataclysmic. It would be seen as a slaughterer by other nations, which isn't any fuckin good for PR.
And if you attack a country with a substantial nuclear arsenal and the means to deploy it? God help you. Both nations would be utterly annihilated, but only one would be seen in an awful light. A nuclear exchange is an absolute last resort for a reason. A conventional attack almost eliminates this risk.

>>70302008
>can nuke a good portion of the world
>still can't get their people to shit inside a toilet
Fucking meme country

>>70325514
They intend to shit on other countries instead.

>>70323926
A dirty bomb yes.

>>70325312
>Trump would just give a phone call to your puppet president and then Mexico would immediately surrender.
Or not.

>>70325386
We need them for that exact reason.

>>70325650
The moment a nation builds nukes that puts them at a 7.5 on the threat-o-meter. Your proximity to us makes that an 8.5. Right now, because of the state of your military, you're at about a 1.25. But the moment you build a nuke it's gonna set off alarms in DC. Would it do you any good to have yourself on a near-war footing with the strongest military in the world? Think about it.

>>70325650
On the one hand, Americans will just invade even if they got the intel that your government is thinking about building a nuke

On the second hand, you can have nukes if you can manage to keep them secret and never test them as American government basically thinks Canada and Mexico as useless nations with pathetic military and barely monitor you like we monitor Pookistan and China.

Just don't let them know you got the nukes since that will be your last day as a country.

>>70325718
Imagine having an Afghanistan right next to your door. Now, imagine that Afghanistan already has 35 million of its people inside your own country. You think about it.

Who is going to protect us if you turn hostile? We need a barrier against you. You are the threat, not us.

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>>70322439
How does it feels when even Pajeet still is more relevant then you?

>>70326220
>you are the threat
I'll give you that with a grain of salt, but we're not just gonna attack you out of the blue, you'd have to do some SERIOUS diplomatic fuckery to piss us off to that extent. You don't really deserve our wrath (lord knows you haven't fucked with us in over a century) so unless Trump goes full retard you don't really have to worry about anything. Unless thousands of rednecks with ARs and Pickups come streaming across the border the odds of you being invaded are slim.

>>70326494
>but we're not just gonna attack you out of the blue

That is, until you elect a hostile and imperialistic dictator. Then what? And yes man, it CAN happen.

>>70302696
To protect ourselves from eternal Anglos, Jews, paki Muslims and Chinese threats.

>>70326564
>>70326494
India, Pookistan, China and Israel will never nuke anyone first because they know the rest of the world will BTFO them since the maximum amount of nukes any of them has is 400

UK and France are sensible nations and doesn't give nuke codes to single person to avoid a mad man being elected and begin nuking the world.

Russia's nuke arsenal is to defend themselves from US and not to attack US and any attack on any other nations will leave their Arsenal short for defending themselves from US.

Trust me anon, the third nuclear bomb in the world will not be from any of us but from you. Since your government is the only paranoid country that can nuke other on suspicion and the control of nukes are in one hand.

>>70326564
I know it can happen. It's not likely. But it could.

>>70326670
>It's not likely
Your country is not giving me any reasons to trust you anymore.

>>70302048
Do you want to get splattered with curry scented feces?

>>70309365
So pooing outside is essentially a high class thing to do.