You wake up in Paris

Die from black lung

>>70299537
take a train/plane/bus to Poland before I get allahu akbar'd.

>>70299537
>be frog
>get shot and trucked

>you wake up in Paris

No way, let me sleep forever, ffs

>>70299537
I fly back to the real Paris, in France.

>>70299537
Take TGV to Zürich

>>70299537
>arabs everywhere
>poles everywhere
>niggers everywhere
>fucking FRENCH everywhere
commit suicide

>>70299537
>Paris? Do you mean Paris, Texas?
>Or Paris, Kentucky?
>Paris, Arkansas?
>Paris, Illinois?

>get pegged by beurette

Well fuck, which transport has the least chances of exploding while I evacuate?

>>70299537
go home