>England Germany will never be closest of allies

Thank fuck

>>70299499
They will be when they are part of the caliphate

>>70299499
>angl*s

Germans are garbage people; you're better off this way

Antworten mir nicht, Deutsche.

>getting a war in which we get to beat up both the Germans and the English
Hnnngg.

>>70299557
el semi raro

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>>70299578
Fuck man,why are americans always so mean to germans.

>>70299740
Nobody hates Germany more than Germans

and many Americans have a german background

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>>70299623
Little French SHIT I would love to team up with our Germanic brethren to shatter your disgusting Latin country, we would reduce your faggot bodies to ashes and commit war crimes to civilians. Listen to me, you little shit. You bastard. You filth. We would demolish your "nation" and you country""""""""men""""""" would be forced to dress up in womens close and fulfil the sexual desires of your Germanic conquerors, Big German Cock in your arse, Big British Cock in your mouth. You can't speak, you can only whimper.

>>70299623
Think how glorious it would be. You would get to surrender twice.

>>70299499
They are eternal enemy.

>>70299787
How does it feel to know that England WOULD be a Germanic country more like Germany and Denmark if the French never conquered you? Now you are just rape babies who don't really identify with the other germanics that much.

>>70299792
You say that again and you will get your little nuke too.

faggot finns.

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>>70299873
We are Germanic but most people have been tricked by (((them))) into not relating to our brothers. I want a Germanic union with a shared military and currency. it could be beautiful.

>>70299787
>our Germanic brethren
I wish you had no insight into the buffoonery it is to impart from your 5% of Germanic admixture (the greater of part of those being owed to Viking rapes) that you're a Germanic nation.
> We would demolish your "nation"
Big words for someone whose country we founded entirely, and that's still cuckolded by both our language and our nobilty.

>>70299792
If this is anything akin to the Napoleonic wars, not before they surrender six times to us.

>>70299792
>surrendering to brits

Impossible

>surrendering to 21st century krautz

Fucking impossible

Even finns are scarier

>>70299967
England is most Celtic lad

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>>70299499
bump

>>70301672
die

I hate the UK

>>70302200
I too...fuckin faggots!

>>70299740
Because they are germans but refuse to admit it

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>>70299787
>the last two sentences
Hot

>>70299499
the french will though

>>70299787

A tiny fucking region of France literally conquered the whole of England with an army composed of farmers looking for more space

>>70299499
we were pretty close but then you just left the EU ;_;

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>>70302360
>normans
>french

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W-what's going on in here?

>>70302200
t. india's india

>>70302275
t. so shit your Sultan lives here

>>70302438
Where the fuck is Normandy?

>>70302520
It wasn't France in 1066

>>70302360
>Yeah we beat England on our own totally not with the help of Norsemen invading at the same fucking time

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>>70302567
I am from Normandy and you fucking left the motherland comrad to settle on this even more rainy island, shame on you

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>>70302845
I am 100% pure saxxon phenotype!

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>>70299623
Too bad you lost it.

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Germany should be blockaded again 2bh for the 100 year anniversary when article 50 is triggered

>>70303085
That war was a waste of time. We could have sided with Germany and crushed France within a week.

>>70303085
please spare us, mighty Britain

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>>70303154
SOON

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>>70303270
>a fucking ramp

>>70303394
>one fucking tower

>>70303394
looks too old

>mfw used to be a Germanboo and now I hate them

Fuck Germany

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>>70303672
terrible post

>>70303873
stop posting anime

>>70303672
i am sorry you feel this way about us, anon
i can only hope that one day, you will grow to like us again

>wanting "Germany" as an ally

Look how far that's gotten people over the ages.

You should focus on your alliances with the French and the Dutch.

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>>70303890
Another whopper of a post

>>70303981
French are RUDE but Dutch are Germanic bros

Maybe if the Germans would stop trying to destroy the continent of Europe every 5 fucking years.

>>70299557
mashallah

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>being allies with krauts

No thanks m8

>>70304200
Never!

>>70304200
give us a break, we were good boys for over 70 years

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>>70303981
>French
You should choose an ally based on reliabillity.
>Dutch
what are their tactical advantages?

>>70304200
fuck that its our god given right to destroy europe

>>70300130
>it is to impart from your 5% of Germanic admixture (the greater of part of those being owed to Viking rapes

No idea where you got this bollocks from.

>>70299557
Sandniggers right tho

I'd rather cut my own toes off then have to be in any sort of union with G*rmany.

>>70305015
well you already cut trade possibilities with europe, because of made up reasons to whine about. thats a good start.