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unemployed edition
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ceK66qsXFE
>Official Unofficial Rules
1. Post something in you're language or request something in someone else's
B. Go to http://www.vocaroo.com/ and record yourself
iii. Post your recording and receive criticism, and critique other's.
四. Requesting German raters, always requesting German raters.
>Obligatory English, but please do post other languages and more difficult English texts because that's the only way this will become interesting. =)
An excerpt from "The Fortunes of Nigel" by Sir Walter Scott.
"Nigel endeavoured to explain, but the idea of thieves had taken possession of the old man's pineal gland, and he kept coughing and screaming, and screaming and coughing, until the gracious Martha entered the apartment ; and having first out-screamed her father, in order to convince him that there was no danger, and to assure him that the intruder was their new lodger, and having as often heard her sire ejaculate — "Hold him fast—ugh, ugh,—hold him him fast till I come," she at length succeeded in silencing his fears and his clamour, and then coldly and drily asked Lord Glenvarloch what he wanted in her father's apartment."
>also /requesting/ baby-tier french and deutsch
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Fucking yank
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You always post the same shit. I hate you.
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>>70299591
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01HjnccxbiQ
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>>70299641
What a fucking masterpiece that was.
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>>70298426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gIcr8TSohn
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>>70298426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xWR1IpnUSH bumping
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"Samedi 21 janvier, des millions de personnes sont descendues dans les rues pour protester contre l’élection de Donald Trump. De nombreuses célébrités, venues elles aussi manifester, ont profité de l’occasion pour faire des discours mémorables.
Aux États-Unis et dans le reste du monde, près de deux millions de personnes ont manifesté pour protester contre l’élection de Donald Trump et pour critiquer les nombreux propos sexistes et racistes tenus par le 45e président des États-Unis pendant sa campagne. La Women’s March est ainsi devenu le plus grand rassemblement de l’Histoire du pays en réaction à l’investiture d’un président."
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>>70306463
I still don't get this fucking meme and it upsets me greatly.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PPqqdjkDHd
hmm?
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>>70302165
4 michelin star/5
I don't even want to give you any feedback. Your accent is perfect. Never change.
>>70302693
Very good, Ano.
>>70304450
topkek, loved the emotion you put into it. Excellent. 9/10, almost native-tier.
>>70307110
9/10
only two things I would mention, the vowel you used in "pineal" I personal would not say it like "pie" as you did be rather like the first vowel in "penis." And secondly, the way you said "length" was like "lenth" but you should say "lay-ngth" most importantly with a hard G which you omitted.
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s05oDShzax2l r8
Absztyfikanci Grubej Berty
I katowickie węglokopy,
I borysławskie naftowierty,
I lodzermensche, bycze chłopy.
Warszawskie bubki, żygolaki
Z szajką wytwornych pind na kupę,
Rębajły, franty, zabijaki,
Całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.
Izraelitcy doktorkowie,
Widnia, żydowskiej Mekki, flance,
Co w Bochni, Stryju i Krakowie
Szerzycie kulturalną francę !
Którzy chlipiecie z “Naje Fraje”
Swą intelektualną zupę,
Mądrale, oczytane faje,
Całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.
Item aryjskie rzeczoznawce,
Wypierdy germańskiego ducha
(Gdy swoją krew i waszą sprawdzę,
Werzcie mi, jedna będzie jucha),
Karne pętaki i szturmowcy,
Zuchy z Makabi czy z Owupe,
I rekordziści, i sportowcy,
Całujcie mnie wszyscy w dupę.
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