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>>70296134
>>70296297
blinder of a post

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Haha for real it's like this

>be young faggot, think girls have cooties
>balls drop, start touching yourself
>damn son how do I get in on this
>finally lose your v card, have some LTRs, love maybe
>learn the true nature of women
>become MGTOW and only have sex with women that put in the work for you

got a suicidal gf, anyone want her on the cheap

Have a fair bit in common with the Algerian desu he's a proper nutter

This is also why I don't like him (and no one likes me)

>>70296368
nah, already got that model in stock

>>70296359
>faggot
>cooties
fuck off GIGA YANK

>>70296368
post stats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJpNVoF_gJQ

northern disco sub-edition

>>70296404
nordic disco sub-edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMT7AmXvTNI

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Basically any question you have about women doing things can be answered with "attention" and will be the correct answer in 99% of cases.

>>70296391
*yawns and stretches*

*peeks at watch while arms are raised*

yeah mate, I'm listening...go on....

EXTREMELY interesting video

gets the pistons pumping I'll tell you that for free

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XvOis5EDhM

>>70296402
7/10 overall
8/10 bum
Has anxiety
Suicidal thoughts
Clingy
Likes cuddling a lot
Likes a bit of rough and tumble in the bedroom

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Genuinely thought if i talked to girls i would grow to like them and stuff.

Turns out they're actually worse than I thought they were when I didn't talk to them.

>>70296368
you should dump her, cant trust those girls

>>70296443
one of the most reddity posts I've ever seen

dear oh dear

>>70296445
me when i tell a joke at work

>>70296463
don't think I've ever seen a woman get catcalled in my life

top 5 english cities
1. sheffield
2. sheffield
3. leeds
4. sheffield
5. sheffield

>>70296359
Chasing women is for thirsty creeps like the Algerian

If you do your own thing and are attractive they come to you

Help this chap out

>>>/n/1037901
>>>/n/1037901
>>>/n/1037901

>>70296472
Sounds exactly like my proto-gf

How shit is it lad? Need to know whether it's worth it to seal the deal.

>>70296472
sold as long as you cover delivery

>>70296446
mmm

>>70296500
it's that fucking yank again

Top 5 most importan life skills?

>>70296560
height
drive
ambition
hygiene
charm

>>70296522
1. Nottingham
2. Newcastle
-POWER GAP-
3. Leeds
4. London
5. Manchester

>>70296560
Big cock
Tall
Model Tier face
Confidence
Funny

>>70296604
>sheffield isn't even on the list

shan't

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>>70296547
He's so cute.

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>>70296594
>>70296605
>not including intelligence
howling at these brainlets 2bh

probably the most significant factor for success

funny cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkRtFn402FI

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>>70296681

but if that were the case I'd be master of the universe

>>70296681
>this is what nerds actually believe

Once knew a rich, handsome white guy that was 6'4" and built like a brick shithouse

Imagine being born a literal giga chad

>tfw he was my ex's oneitis

>>70296664
>this cutie is about to be facefucked violently or something
Depressing

>He does his own thing
>has his own style
>he's canadian
>and women...come to him

so many lads bowling from he pavilion end

>>70296737
hey that's me

>>70296729
you're probably just deluded about your intelligence

>>70296731
>brainlet damage control

>>70296762
Well he didn't have the 'tism like you

It's almost 1:55 AM >:D

>>70296522
1. London
2. Manchester
3. There are other english cities?

>>70296302
Me in the middle

>>70296813
B R I S T O L
R
I
S
T
O
L

>>70296841
looooooool nah cuz

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The ex-gf just sent me this

Literally just sparked some runt out because he was grabbing me up for trying to break up a fight he was about to lose

Go up to him later and out my hand out to apologise and he hits me then

Who was in the wrong

My PE component this term is team sports

>tfw I can get high and play floor hockey with my mate for educational credits

>>70296804
what makes you think i have autism?

One played table tennis for like 5 hours straight. What's your longest "sports marathon"? Thanks for considering my question.

>>70296891
>rich, handsome, fit swede
>on /brit/
it's the 'tism or 'rkie pie

>>70296927
played golf an entire summer, every day from 9am to 6pm

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>sorry for interrupting you again. thanks for reading

>>70296856
Hey just a head's up if you ever talk down Bristol again I will chase you down ceaselessly until the end of your days.

>>70296891
If you had the genes and social conditioning to enjoy a perfect life you wouldn't come to this god forsaken place

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>the painful threadly remonder that you are talking to people born in 1998. They are adults now.

>>70296974
Bristol's dead senpai
it's like if a graveyard became a city

*starts memeing*

>>70296681
intelligence alone isn't enough you need some social skills to advance up the ladder

>>70296958
>>70296981
i thought this was the place normalfags with nazi views came to hang out

hmm

Memba when the Algerian shaved his pubes to try and salvage his hairline?

>>70297004
It's hard for me to come to terms with that

>>70296985
1999**

>>70296981
What's the legit hellhole of Canada? Is it Yukon? Or PEI?

>>70296522
1. Liverpool
2. the rest
999. Milton keynes

>>70296841
O V E R A T E D
V
E
R
A
T
E
D

did anyone save the pic of baldy algerian i need a good laugh

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>Interpol went shit after Antics

>>70297088
even if he is a nonce, I'm no snitch

I was always picked last for football.

Got to the point that I didn't even bother playing.

The gym teacher would yell at me and say i'm going to give you an F. I didn't care because the principal would make him give me an A because I had perfect grades in all non meme subjects.

>be me
>have qt french housemate
>she breaks up with her bf
>invites me for beers on the beach tomorrow

how do I not mess this up

>>70297012
not really, if you were smart you'd end up working at google or something being sucked to the top regardless of social skills.

>>70297033
yeah, normal lads not millionaire handsome tall lads who have everything

The tall nordic même is Just that à même tbqh. I tool tall nordic guys daily. Short nervous muscular mediteranean (mussolini, hannibal, tarek ibn ziyad, all roman emprors, pacino) is where it's at.

>>70297127
billy no mates arse kisser

>>70297127
>croatian education

>>70297048
Nunavut.
>mostly Inuit
>rampant alcoholism
>rampant violence
>more instances of violent crime then property crime
>cold
>depression
>$100 cases of water
>$500 bottles of vodka

If they got their hands on weed and heroine like the southern natives there's be less violence

>>70296886
You didn't knock him out, and if you did you just let him hit you afterwards and do nothing?


this story stinks to high heaven.


though it reminds me of a time I saw some fella get dropped in 1 punch by some fat cunt and this rnadom lad was standing over him seeing if he was alri as he woke up, the lad woke up and immdieately was back in fight mode and started going off at the lad trying to help him, at which point the lad helping him just cracked him in the face, put him down again and walked off

I was just on the sidelines eating my zinger tower and having a laff

Is this paki drunk? Does he know that's haram?

>>70297141
smile a lot
don't mention him, you arn't her bff
use the phrase "I'm not sure how drunk I want to get"

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>I'm not sure how drunk I want to get

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>use the phrase "I'm not sure how drunk I want to get"

>>70297169
Turns out kicking a ball wasn't really relevant to my academic success in later life.

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>>70297141
PUA master here

you wanna get laid? do the following:

lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, one she's lockedout nickle back her till game over.

>>70297213
>use the phrase "I'm not sure how drunk I want to get"
probably not going to do that because I have testicles, aside from that sound advice

>>70296681
>tfw to intelligent to care about money

>>70297243
>>70297246
nah for real

if you are doing some heavy session drinking and you turn down a drink, if she pushes you to keep drinking it's basically a come on

at least where I come from, girls only get guys drunk for one reason

>>70297141
ask big narstie

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Stop pulling your penis back and forward until you ejaculate over sexually suggestive videos and pictures you find on the internet

My friend is a PUA. He shags loads of girls but the only ones he ever seems to date have mad daddy issues and are all kinky as hell in bed

>>70297151
this is false even in tech positions that mostly involve computers you are required to communicate with at least a few other people
even someone with 150 iq will not be accepted into a company like google if he is a complete sociopath or an autist, there is a reason interviews exist, its to filter out exactly those kind of cases

>>70297365
Me.jpg

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>>70297358

no

>>70297355
or you could just keep drinking and not come off as a dickless wanker

>algerian thinks boning gooks is the same thing
howling

>>70297388
Shagging a girl with low confidence is a sign of weakness my Arab friend

>>70297355
>omggg I'm so drunk lolll :S megan are you trying to get me drunk ahaaaa ;)))

I no longer have a GP and I'm fine with that

Mental health care in this country is a joke, by the time you finally get an appointment with someone relevant, you're not emotionally in the same place anymore and in my case I just didn't feel like talking

>it's here
oh dear oh dear

Ignore him

don't even dare

>>70297379
don't be a fucking moron lad

if you have a portfolio of extraordinary work they won't bother interviewing you. they'll put you in an office and only communicate by email if that's what it takes to get you to work for them.

what you're talking about is above average intelligence which, like above average looks, is helpful but not necessarily sufficient.

>>70297410
Probably shagged more swedish girls than you, despite having never set foot in sweden. Believe it or not. Also I shag girls from all over the world here you pathetic autist.

DON'T engage

THERES ENOUGH ROOM FOR THEM BOTH

Got a 7day ban from reddit lads oops

>>70297431
hi

>>70297431
>Mental health care in this country is a joke
It is indeed.

>>70297141
>how do I not mess this up
tbf it's going to be nigh on impossible to fuck this up, given the facts

still lad, I believe in you, you can ruin it

>>70297475
Why are you so insecure

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Me on the left.

oh dare

the mentally ill one is amongst us

>>70297416
Alri sigmund

so where you lot going on your hols this year?
finally gonna cross Japan off my list

>>70297475
>>70297431
i read both of these posts and cared about their content, and by extension their authors.

who is this gimp whinging about having to have a bevvy or some shit


fucking hell what are you even on about

>>70297475
and yet you are the single most pathetic person here, really made me think

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>>70297530

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Some of you are alright.

Dont go to Nederdraad tomorrow night.

>>70297530
>tfw year of the rooster
>can't go travelling because it clashes with my birth year (dog)

>>70297530
noncer

>>70297530
Not a big fan of going on holiday desu.

>>70297530
Berlin or Poland.

>>70297530
'nce

>>70297530
visiting the afterlife next month

>>70297530

going to backpack across europe to find myself

definitely going to amsterdam if you know what i mean hahahahahaha yeeeeeeeeeeah

>>70297530
going to japan to buy a hug

>>70297518
>>70297528

>>70297551
Chinky cunt

>>70296522
Abhorrent post
1. London
2. Birmingham
3. Warwick
4. York
5. Nottingham

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wow...... huh.....

errrrr

think I need to lie down and plough this one over

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>>70297141
Don't do this

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Big Irish cocks were especially designed to contaminate a pure Anglo womb with paddy cum, leaving millions of Germanic mothers in the new world to raise bastard paddy children thus compromising thousands of years of pure non Hibernian lineage.

That's just the way things are swaying. The Anglo takes great pleasure in watching seamus, a pale, virile and strong Celtic bull forcefully take his woman and breed her. It's in his genes to bow down beneath the superior big mick dick.

And even still, while the Irishman fucks the brains out of some Anglo whore of Babylon, paddy and Sean are out bombing English pubs and shooting the legs off English men. Brilliant. Evolution at its finest. Revenge for the great hunger.

>>70297518
Why are you giving the raghead manlet attention?

>>70297580
save me a spot

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/simon-tara-getting-married-real-9673322
TARA
A
R
A

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1485175658759.webm

>>70297551
I'm a rooster and I am enternally pissed off about it

single worst animal on the zodiac

>>70297547
not a lie, going in October

>>70297551
that's China tbf, does rooster clash with monkey?

>>70297560
going with the 24yo gf

>>70297572
staycation?

>>70297574
noice, never been

>>70297576
see above

>>70297580
rip croatian twink

>>70297584
what if you find yourself and he's a prick aswell haha jk jk

>>70297591
wonder if they've gone up after brexit

>>70296522
1) Brighton
2) Bath
3) Non rasheed parts of London
4) Leicester
5) Leeds

>>70297620
Screaming at the image

Didn't lay my eyes upon a single pixel of that novella

>>70297593
really got my noggin joggin'
>>70297633
what are it's characteristics?
>>70297635
no idea m8, my acupuncturist told me today to avoid travelling this year though

>>70297662
Brighton is a town not a city you fucking gay spanner

>>70297620
Just retribution for thé great famine IMO

Lads, help me. I am incredibly horny all of the time. I masturbate two times a day but still cannot contain the horniness. I fear it may lead to rape soon. I am 24 years old

>>70297618
Treat 'em mean keep 'em keen

>>70297662
>Brighton
bender

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Why is /pol/ obsessed with black willies?

>>70297662
>Leicester
literally more rasheeds than London per capita

>>70297717
Get yourself a job around vulnerable people then

>>70297717
Hmmm you can rape me if you want. ;)

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>>70297598
Used to like him because in honesty I'm childish with my humour and his shock jokes appeal to that, but I watched his newest special and it was just him ranting about 'the bloody right wing' for 90minutes. A few good jokes in there and I can certainly laugh at my own political views and those on my side too but it got relentless.

Why are so many comics/actors dropping their entire characters to become political spokesmen?

>>70297635
>staycation?

I usually just use all my holiday days so I can go to away games. Went to Austria in the summer for pre-season friendlies and that was alright, guess I'll do that this summer if we're on tour somewhere.

>>70297717
My question of course is "how do I stop being horny all of the time?"

>>70297717
Try Dutasteride or a testosterone blocker

>>70297530
spain for cousins wedding

>>70297618
golly gee whillickers

>floor is dirty

>>70297682
>what are it's characteristics?

being a little faggot who gets killed by the most faggoty carnivore (foxes)

>>70297717
cut one of your balls off and replace it with an implant, reduced libido, maintained aesthetic and biological function remains.

>>70297778
knees weak, arms are hurty

>>70297598
Funny

Love Frankie but he doesn't do much these days

>>70297717
wank more

>>70297618
>No pic or girl
>implying the OP should bang any woman just because she has a vagina
À pathetic man of no standards is what you are m80

really want to eat a girls arsehole

>>70297633
Mine is tiger apparently.

My chink birth animal would really fuck yours up desu.

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Presented without comment

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>>70297836

Is there any truth to thailad being a nonce?

Need to assassinate his character in court

>>70297837
yep.

dragon is the primo though

*sniff*

*sniff* *sniff*


.... normbles

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>>70297861

DO NOT ENGAGE I REPEAT DO NOT ENGAGE

>>70297767
Deano

>>70297877
>Need to assassinate his character in court

why?

don't bother

>>70297877
is this the real poleaboo

post pic, I'm curious to see how the transition is coming along

>>70297854
>filename
Let's just ignore the fact the actual pedophile rapist was male

Just told a girl that I am not sure how drunk I want to get and we are now having sex. WTF lads

DEAN-O
DEAN-O

>>70297837
I'm a rat

>>70297915
I can't be a Deano m8, I don't own a car.

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>grease

>>70297854
>mother is jailed for less time

Ah yes

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bit of an odd way to incite a conversation.
for context, he's English, and so am I.
We also both live in England, and neither of us has ever so much as set foot in America.

>>70297946
You are so cool

>>70297967
oh dear oh dear oh dear

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>>70297836

>>70297967
Is that the Algerian?

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>have hazel eyes
>people interrogate me asking me if they're really hazel and not brown
hmm yes

>>70297978
don't reply to it

flight is leaving tomorrow and i havent packed yet

>>70297977
numale

how does the algerian afford his escapades

>>70297903
I just want to integrate into /Brit/culture

I hate Pakis and have a st Georges flag hanging opposite my bed

>>70297937
He sent a woman at my uni an email

>>70297939
No camera

Still have some facial hair around the jaw

>>70297993
he's french

>>70297994
whats the difference

>>70297994
you sure they're hazel mate and not just brown?

>>70297992
neural gateways are opening and closing, circulating some really interesting thoughts

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>>70297967
>thanks for getting these kids seats for us sweetie, so cheap!

>>70298013
Arse full of skag condoms.

>>70298037
'french'

I am not on Arrakis, I'm in free space.

>>70297977

my sister is like this because she gets all her political info from facebook et al

>>70298034
>No camera
>
>Still have some facial hair around the jaw
poley ive been waiting patiently for months

don't do me like this

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/757610/Brexit-Australia-trade-talks-improved-immigration-rules-agreement-UK-London-Canberra

Fuck off we're full

>>70297861
Wot

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>>70298037
>>70298043
open your eyes and see

Can someone give me the meat on the Ribena/thailad feud?

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>>70296302
**hits vape**

>>70298092
pay the rorkespress no heed

>>70298103
my eyes are like this, but when Its bright and my pupils go small they look really quite green

>>70297977
Oklahoma is based. 2016 was the 5th election in a row that not a single Oklahoman county went democrat.

100% clean red sweep for 5 elections.

>>70298076
He thinks it's going to happen over here too. Disappointing tbqh.

>>70298105
Thailad was directly involved in getting a criminal arrested, said criminal wants to lash out at said upstanding citizen for their actions

>>70298103
that's brown loooool

"hazel", get over yourself

>>70298103
I can't tell because it's not even focused but if the outer band is green then that's the true colour. The inner band being brown is central heterochromia

>>70298095
See>>70297967
See>>70297946

>>70298116
**Hits you in the sack**

>he's french
>Ah yes let's insinuate that he didn't start from a less privileged background as us, to reach heights, bang women and make money we can't ever ever dream of
>it's because he's french you know

>>70298141
same, do yours get greener after a few days in the sun aswell?

>>70298168
Was that actually him?

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>I can't tell because it's not even focused but if the outer band is green then that's the true colour. The inner band being brown is central heterochromia

>>70298105
Thailad is basically a fucking snitch.

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>>70298167
what

qt hong kong girl has just invited me over for chinese new year celebrations.

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ez bet for tomorrow lads, get in on it and win double your mone

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>>70298034
You don't even know my name

watched the new triple X film lads, was pretty good

>>70298198
yep

they always look greenest in the morning though, when i look in the mirror in the bathroom (window is south facing and behind me) they look way greener than any other time

I had bright blue eyes when I was a kid but now they're green. How does that work.

>>70298229
Sam Davis

>>70298250
>eyes changing colour depending on the time of day
shit I though I was the only one

>>70298077
Just imagine how I feel every morning seeing it in the mirror

I guess they'll just have to turn up the strength of the laser

>>70298105
Thailad grassed me up for memes

I didn't have much of an issue with him prior

Why does the third thai poster always show up and live at the same time as thailad?
Hhmm

>>70298266
Yeah that's it.

>>70298229
Robert Paulson

>>70298161
When did this happen?

>>70298187
**yells for the lads**

>Having poo coloured eyes
Hahahahohoho

>>70298273
one of the ol' 'styries

>>70298211
Heterochromia is having eyes of different colours like a husky

Central heterochromia is having multiple eye colours within one eye, with the true colour being the outer ring and the inner ring usually taking a yellow, hazel or brown tinge

>>70298270
we probably have some underlying superpowers

will report back after tests

>>70298272
>memes
You're a mentally unstable paki who threatened to kill a woman.

I have all your info, you have none of mine. Admit you did wrong and accept your punishment, which as we both know will be fuck all.

> spackers who reckon their eyes change colour
Oh my days fuck off

*music plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0

*steps out wearing old-fashioned Prussian helmet*

Very much doubt this new Poleaboo. He no longer has his reddit flag, and surely he wouldn't come back.after his last character arc ended with going to prison.

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>point out that traps are always white bois
>everybody gets defensive and starts saying brazil has lots of traps even though they're just trannies

>>70298329
my inner ring usually takes on a brown tinge but I had a curry last night so now it's seething red
*walks off like John Wayne*

>2017
>dullards still think irises change colour (aside from babies)

no. you're just a vain wanker and are too stupid to realise light levels change depending on time of day and location.

>>70298359
Imagine being this insecure about having boring brown or blue eyes that are static

>>70298295
Pongrit Pornpipatpong

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>>70298353
KILL HIM THAIGUY

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>>70298329
oh fugg
my entire life i thought i had hazel eyes

>>70298373
Ladyboys, trannies and traps are all the same you autist

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>>70298400

>>70298359
My sclera often gets red

>>70296522
top 5 english cities
1 lincoln
2 brighton
3 nottingham
4 london
5 sheffield

Lost a lot of respect for Thailad desu.

>>70296302
this virgin anon turned 24 today
wish him happy birthday ;)
>>70297889

>>70298353
I never made a single threat, you inferred it

Also I don't give a shit about you or your gimmick,never have

>>70298361
I'm posting via tablet

*goes to the butt doctor*

>well let's just have a look here

*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

oh my excuse me

*BBBBBRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFLLLLTTTTTT*
*splatters shit all over the doctor's face*

Oh my I do apologize, the ladyboy GF has been EXTREMELY rough recently

Never knew thailad was an Internet justice warrior

Don't ever reply to me again

>>70298353
What a fucking turd you are grassing people up for words on a screen

Hope you end up like Hannah Witheridge

>>70298359
his eyes don't change colour in correspondence to his current chakra flow

meditate more scrub

>>70298432
*Looks at who you are replying to*
Wew haha. That was ages ago

>>70298360
*headbutts you while wearing my pickelhaube helmet*

MIT BLUT UND EISEN!!

Thailad.. more like Randall lmao

gained a huge amount for Thailad Tbh

diamond geezer

>>70298432
>lincoln
>top city

Are you polish or do you just like slavic cock

New thread

>>70298456
>>70298456
>>70298456

Best edition yet lads!!!

>>70296974
bristol is literally worse than blackpool and grimsby imo as a seaside town

>>70298408
nah they're officially green but on the borderlands as it were

What are your grandparents stats?

On my dads side it's both blue and my moms one is brown and other green

>>70298439
>>70296302 (OP)
this virgin anon turned 24 today
wish him happy birthday ;)
>>70297889 →
>>
Monica !!1myQvVDsIz/ 01/23/17(Mon)15:39:40 No.70298440▶
>>70298353
I never made a single threat, you inferred it

Also I don't give a shit about you or your gimmick,never have

>>70298361
I'm posting via tablet
>>
Anonymous 01/23/17(Mon)15:39:47 No.70298443▶
*goes to the butt doctor*

>well let's just have a look here

*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

oh my excuse me

*BBBBBRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFLLLLTTTTTT*
*splatters shit all over the doctor's face*

Oh my I do apologize, the ladyboy GF has been EXTREMELY rough recently
>>
Anonymous 01/23/17(Mon)15:39:47 No.70298444▶
Never knew thailad was an Internet justice warrior
>>
Anonymous 01/23/17(Mon)15:39:56 No.70298449▶
Don't ever reply to me again
>>
Anonymous 01/23/17(Mon)15:40:23 No.70298465▶
>>70298353
What a fucking turd you are grassing people up for words on a screen

Hope you end up like Hannah Witheridge
>>
Anonymous 01/23/17(Mon)15:40:32 No.70298470▶
>>70298359
his eyes don't change colour in correspondence to his current chakra flow

meditate more scrub
>>
Anonymous 01/23/17(Mon)15:40:35 No.70298472▶
>>70298432
*Looks at who you are replying to*
Wew haha. That was ages ago
>>
Anonymous 01/23/17(Mon)15:40:41 No.70298476▶
>>70298360
*headbutts you while wearing my pickelhaube helmet*

MIT BLUT UND EISEN!!
>>
Anonymous 01/23/17(Mon)15:41:02 No.70298487 ▶
Thailad.. more like Randall lmao

>>70298353
fill me in here thailad

what happened and what did you do

>>70298493
>274 posts

HE'LL BE FUMING

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>why yes, my good sirs

>I did indeed have a stupendous amount of respect for that well known internet personality

>but I am here to announce today that....I have lost much of the aforementioned respect

will have a needle in my vein in a few hours

/brit/ longetivity rankings

>just arrived to /brit/ in the past month or so
very good, you still have hope in your life
>have posted on /brit/ regularly for the past year
eeeehhhh starting to get a bit dodgy you know what I'm sayin
>have posted on /brit/ regularly for the past TWO years
this is starting to get very bad - you do realise there is a world outside /brit/ right
>remembers Fatcam and co. fondly
you have wasted five fucking years of your life here holy fuck shoot yourself

>>70298507
ME NOW PEWDIEPIE BECAME A NAZI

>>70298495
Bristol is 5+ miles inland you mong

>>70298525
Pretty sure I've been here for more than two years now but I don't remember Fatman and that. My flow of time is completely fucked though.

>>70298525
has it really been 5 years

>>70298493
why did you do this

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wew, I am so sorry

>>70298503
Posted his "I'm going to Jihad this woman" to the woman he posted it about, she went to the police.

A bit of warning is fair game.

>>70298329
Woah awesome

>>70298497
never looked at my grandparents in the eye to see their colour before
pretty sure my outer ring is a dark grey

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>white women

>>70298525
Erase

>>70298525
I remember fatcam and craven

wonder what craven's doing right now

moody at the "gf"

downloading tinder

>>70298525
Only been here one week but I catch onto the 'gimmicks' pretty fast! :)

>teacher asks if I know the question in front of the class
>don't know
>staring awkwardly at to embarrass me

*BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP*

Oops sorry professor :D :P tee hee

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name my band

>>70298646
The Sims

>>70298646
What are they even doing

You fags remember when /brit/ had 90% of threads in the catalog?

Haha imagine living in Bristol, Brighton, or Birmingham and only getting like 20 days of sunlight à year, living in 9 square meter appartment and paying 1000£/month for it and having a 20% crédit duz to Mr. Goldstein that you've taken to pay for your obèse gf's breast implants and tatoos. I would probably have suicide on my mind constantly and even refer to it by à cute little name like the 'cide haha

>>70298716

http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/

>>70298716
not letting trump divide us

>>70298646
hes still wearing the same shit what the fuck

>>70298646
i give them maybe a couple more days before its a stream of an empty street

>>70298492
HAHA
negative, old city is amazing as fuck and theres only slavs down the east end.

>>70298545
my bad was thinking brighton in my head, not sure why

>>70298840
nah shia is going to brawl with some /pol/ plebs soon

>>70298525
>Craven

JUST

>>70298525
>eeeehhhh starting to get a bit dodgy you know what I'm sayin
yes i do

>>70298753
Haha and on top of it taking responsibility for your miserable life by assuming that you're just not good enough to be happy and never realising that the problem is systemic haha

>>70298440
What was being arrested like lad

>>70298891
surprised sam hyde has got himself down there for another 15 minutes of fame

JA SAM LUD LUD LUD

>>70298753
swear brighton is much sunnier than brum
i mean there's a beach there and that

where's the f*cking new

>>70298753
>birmingham
you mean islamabad ?