You wake up in the eastern Helsinki...

>>70293045
I look around for a couple of days then immigrate to Germany or Sweden

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>>70293045
No thanks.

>>70293263
They don't allow chimpanzees in Germany.

>>70293045
Go back home to western Helsinki

Get stabbed by muzzies at Kontula after leaving my tiny commieblock

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>>70293045
>eastern Helsinki

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Fight my way to the metro station and take a hike

>>70293603
You sure about that?

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You wake up in Malmo...

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>>70294653
Hm...

>>70295030
i would grant 100€ to the hero who sets these huts ablaze

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I take out my knife and work my way back to normal standards of living (Anywhere else in Helsinki)

>when my malmo gf throws fireworks at me again

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>>70295030
My pic was from Rwanda. Malmo looks worse than an African country that pretty much burnt itself down two decades ago.

>tfw you live 15 mins from malmö
>free fireworks display every night

thank you based untermensch

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>>70295349
Pretty sure the gov already took care of it some time back, surprisingly

>>70295425
Malmö is actually beautiful though?

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>>70294444
nice quads :^)

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>Touch a Finn on shoulder
Izvinit'e, kde zd'es aeroporta?

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>>70293045
Not as bad as our own resident Norilsk, Kemi.

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>>70293045
Looks comfy.

I wish we had more well planned neighbourhoods like that in Sweden. What Swedes mean by "commieblocks" are usually just the same kind of 3 floor "lamellar block" copypasted into different patterns.

My neighbourhood in Gothenburg has some nice high rises, but in most places it looks like pic related. I'd prefer the area in the OP pic to that every day.

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>>70294531
>max payne portrays everyday life in Finland

>>70293045
The city of Norilsk in Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia, located above the Arctic Circle, east of the Yenisei River and south of the western Taymyr Peninsula looks pretty good considering it's a soviet industrial city.

Wonder how the roads are.

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>>70295614
>finn get's touched on the shoulder
>looks visibly threatened by this
>understands the word "aeroporta"
>suddenly it seems like you are talking to Kimi Räikkönen
>you get exact directions and a fake smile before the finn speedwalks out of there

I'd kill myself like a true finn.

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>>70296562
I love you Finland, no homo.

>>70293045
Is this real life or is this fantasy

>>70296703
it's Russia.

>>70296756
Anywhere is better than Libya desu

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>>70293045
>wake up above the 50° longitude line
>freeze to death

Man was not meant to live in such cold inhospitable environments

>>70296816
fugg meant latitude

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>>70296795
Just come to Sweden. Our men are 100% refusing to impregnate our women, so unless we get some virile men from abroad, we won't be able to support our aging population. The whole anti-immigrant meme is just us being tsundere.

>>70296795
block the nigz and I'll send you money.

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>>70296688
(You)

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>>70293603
About that...

>>70296460
I guess they used our streets for the "NYC" because Remedy didn't visit the city before that game came out.

>>70293045
Fight my way through the hordes of angry finns who are mad because I got more than 8 meters close to them

>>70293045
Russia/10

Get a flight back home.

Try to indulge on touristic things, such as eating their "cuisine", tour the city then fly back to Rio.

>>70300317
That's Norilsk actually