What do you like about France?

>>70289245
>best cultural heritage in the entire world
>best language
>nice history

there's lots of things i don't like about france though

>>70289486
> Not preaching about baguettes

nothing

>>70289917
What about your royal family? Don't you love your King?

>>70289975
>Don't you love your King?
no

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BERNIQUE

Seriously; I was on the northern coast for a while, and those things are delicious.

>>70290000
Checked, nice one

>>70289245
Language, art, culture and food.

>>70290011
Bon gars

>>70289245
movies
music
nature
culture
wine
food

I like that they are our best allies and that basically the whole EU only works because of French German friendship

France is a great country. Too bad some people here don't realise that cause of the Sweden-tier memes about France. Spain and Italy are also underrated here, literally most beautiful countries in the world. Mediterranean Pride World Wide!

Their natural superiority over pathetic Anglo """men"""

Nothing, it's shit.

>>70290458
All brought and glued together by zigeuner

>>70290011
>BERNIQUE
They're chinese hats

The cheese, cucking the English

>>70290583
Fou le camp ahmed

>>70292219
Le Québécois basé à la rescousse.

>>70292219
>He thinks you have to be an Arab to hate that shithole.
Though, desu I wish there were more sandniggers.

>>70289245
That it hasn't yet reached its natural borders, cleansing German filth as it expands.

>>70290011
Sounds like the name of the ghetto sister you banged this weekend.

>>70289245

Food & wine, culture. Very pretty countryside & villages.

Welfare so I can spend all my days here.

Cheese

Their history is very cool.

Language, seriously no other language can even compete

>>70289245

>Omaha beach
>Ouessant
>Parc national des pyrénées

Why are these places worth noticing on the map?

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>>70290011

>berniques

>>70292219
>the anglo chink snownigger telling us what to do and insulting us

Canada and Québec should be burned to the ground. You are not french, asshole, don't talk our langage and fuck off

Not a lot
Meme'd country with depressive, pessimist, boring and shy people.

Also fuck you USA and UK

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>>70297409
Meme map
Like putting the Puy de Dôme when it's not even close to being the highest Massif Central peak

>>70289245
SMELLY AND UNGRATEFUL

>>70289245
Only food and history is GOAT tier. I hate everything else about it, especially my countrymates

>>70300445
>UNGRATEFUL
Works both ways, shouldn't it?
When have the English ever thanked us for fashioning their language, giving them their nobility, and raising them from island-niggers to slightly less niggerish island-niggers.

>>70289245
Literally everything, im a hopeless Francophile.

>>70300445
Ungrateful for what ? Let me guess : the world wars ? Well, after hundreds of years fucking us over and trying to destroy us just because you're mad about 1066 this is the least you could have motherfucker

>>70300536
>the English
lol who cares

>>70300655
You are as worse as weaboos

>>70300503
Abdul pls

>>70300655
LITERALY nothing wrong with this

>>70300688
Irish?
Welsh?
Scotsman?

>>70300655
Cute!

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>>70289245
They are our oldest ally and they make pretty good food.

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>>70300673
>Britain stop stopping us from dominating Europe! God!

>>70289860
You can kill a man with baguette that is a few days old.

>>70300720
t. Jean kebab al-sociali

>>70300713
Hey I know where to draw the line, i don't think your country is paradise on earth, but i am fond of its culture and history. You won't find me wearing a beret, having a curly mustache and speaking in broken French.

>>70300978
>broken french
You mean english ?

>>70300767
>dominating europe

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If only...

>>70300978
Why a curly moustache ? Here we always associate it with the italians

>>70301091
Could have been the most powerful country in the world...

Its diversity

>>70301128
Its just part of the popular French stereotype in the US, along with baguettes, berets and mimes.

>>70301169
We managed it without you anyway.

Nothing in particular because I don't know much about it, but I respect the French for being fellow romance-language speakers.

>>70301175
FUCK
OFF

>>70289245
Great country, rich history and culture, catholicism

But a mentality that is too socialist for my liking

>>70301717
>Love catholicism
>Hate socialisme
Catholicism was a socialist religion

>>70301091
give us brittany

>>70301752
>Was

It still exists
And no, the bible doesn't say you need to hand over half of your income to the gubernment so they can redistribute it to NEETS after they took a nice part for themselves

Catholicism preaches charity, which is totally different from coercive solidarity.

>>70301762
As a Nantais I would love to be with you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loire-Atlantique

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nantes

>>70301862
Maybe start with being with Brittany then

>>70290505
they're not memes
t.almost died in france

>>70301951
I'd love it.

>>70301862
was watching a documentary the other day about finistere and the islands off the coast, really cool history. Don't really know much outside that about brittany

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>>70293210
>Sounds like the name of the ghetto sister you banged this weekend.

>>70289245
Paris

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They're pretty cool

>>70289245
France used to be great but now you all know the problems we deal with

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>>70305478

It's pure shit and the only ones who defend this don't lives here and are brainwashed by dated 20's forced memes.

Alizèe

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They love BBC

>>70301091
Britanny is rightful the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland's clay.

>>70306486
You can have them, they don't feel French anyway.

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>>70305573
fuck off, let me dream

beautiful countryside

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Don't have to speak french when I'm on vacation in Alsace.

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>>70307713
why are latin shits allowed to befoul alsace?

>>70307713
I don't trust you.

>>70289245
Their songs about onions and killing austrians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE70jrhOrjk

>>70301488
>implying we were not more powerful even when you had your beloved Britbong Empire

>>70307743
why is an americunt caring about that ?

>>70289245
language, kitchen, architecture

>>70308079
>we are SO obsessed with food we literally scream how much we like onions while killing Austrians

>>70308268
Because it's Cletus, just don't mind about him.

>>70308206
Don't need to imply facts.

As a proud 35% Basqueman, will France accept me as their rightful brother or must I turn to Spain?

>>70308278
During the Peninsular war the French would advance chanting 'vive l'empereur' and British soldiers would respond with 'old trousers'. Take from that what you will.

>>70290507
Good post.

>>70298869
Mais tais-toi toi, les Québéquois sont sûrement plus attachés au français que toi.

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France has a lot of natural beauty, the French countryside is spectacular. It would be a great country if there were no French people, and no sign of their existence whatsoever.

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>>70308079
Lit af

>>70308498
As long as you're not an indenpendautist feel free to come.

>>70289245
Monaco

>>70289245
I really really want to visit Montpellier.

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>>70308498
you're iberian my friend, we literally are same people but you're more iberian.

>>70294979
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?

>>70301717
>But a mentality that is too socialist for my liking
Rejoice, for Flamby has done at least one good thing: he has killed socialism in France for at least the next decade. The PS is divided and not a single one of their proposed candidates is project to even make the second round of the presidential elections.

As a news report I watched a while back described it: the next French president will either be very right or extreme right.

>>70289245
the countryside/small cities

>>70312093
French society is rotten in general. It's not just immigrants and Parisiens, I'm not letting the rest of them off that easy.

>>70289245
The eternal Anglo mostly appreciates France for:

>Food nom nom
>The Republic (i.g democracy)
>French in school (then immediately forget it)

That's it. Otherwise France is cuck.