Best country ever? H*ck yes :-)

>>70285856
According to my mom,yes

>>70285856
croatia best cunt

Absotively posilutely best cunt

>>70285856
La piñita, señores

Coratia is the best country

>>70285856
What's with the pineapple on the flag?

>>70285856
Bit of a meme country tbqh.

>>70285856
Slavic Italy? A cheaper vacation sounds nice.

my brother's gf is from croatia

she's a turbo feminist

>>70288634
*White Italy

>>70285856
Yes, infinitely better than rromani-a (though this goes without saying)

>>70287331
Explain? lol

>tfw new polish high end mobile phone arrived yesterday

>no jungle fever in this thread

>>70287331
was she... satisfied?

hehe...

>>70285856
Disgusting hick fuck off

>>70285856

i hate Croatian posters so fucking much

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>>70288619
It's a crowned chessboard, m8.

>>70290973
go suck your ladyboy's penis

>>70290990
I shat on your grandma's tombstone lol

>>70285856
One of the only decent countries in the Balkans, everything else is dick-flexing central. You can't even tell a difference between an albanian and a serbian, they all look the same lol.

>>70291026
As in actual chess? Sounds pretty ruskie.

Serbians deny their ottoman heritage even though some of their foods literally scream kebab and men even grow unibrows lol. Never seen worse crybabies before.

>>70291138
croatian dick is full of power and grace though

>>70290586
>>70290955
Yeah. She loved Dubrovnik so much. She savored every moment.

>>70291143
Yes, that's how we call it. There's a legend about it coming into existance because of a chess match between the Venetian Doge and some Croat king or duke, but the actual origin is unknown.

>>70288668
turkoslavs are not white
lol they are gypsy skinned

>>70291462
>flag

>>70291462
trianon the best day ever :D

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>>70291462
Haj , wat up m9?

>>70291112
Not talking about you and your country m8. OP says he is a H(i)ck.

>>70285856
i hate croats
same shit as serbs and other yugoslavshits

Croats are generally nice people and Croatia is a beautiful place.

>>70285856
STOP CUSSING OR I WILL TELL MOM

>>70294863
Just like you're mum
Lmao kiddo

>>70294892

lmao

>>70285856
>best country ever
>shitty living standard
>it takes ages to accumulate money even with a nice paying job
>everyone has IQ below 100
>everyone listens to serbian/turkish music
>politicians are absolute idiots
>general shit tier balkan mentality
>everyone is lazy
The only good thing is that we don't have niggers and everyone is natsoc

>want to move to the us
>pls get me out of here

>>70297619
croatian cities have stupid names
like
zagreb

krrrrk

krk hahahahah

>>70285856

It's actually shit.

>german language
>putting multiple words into a saussage to form one word

>>70297960
I am a krrrrk

>>70298247
I am a hubschrauberrr
ama

>>70285856
>Pretty amazing cuisine
>not many sandniggers or niggers
>neat location
>cool scenaries
>not as expensive as European cunts
Yep