I'll be moving to Australia soon

>>70284271
Going back whence you came.

This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHQRZXM-4xI

>>70284271
Fuck off because we are full

>>70284279
Why I have all the necessary documents

>>70284294
I am coming to do some research on lifi

>>70284284
Thanks.
Why are Aussies so racist? Learn something from thy neighbour (new Zealand)

>>70284271
Assimilation isn't hard. Just learn english and act accordingly.
Racism isn't common, depending where you go

Get a job in a petrol station, you'll fit right in.

>>70284612
I am coming to do some research

>>70284540
>act accordingly.
Please elaborate

>>70284284
kek

>>70286669
Learn some fucking basic manners. Indians are the rudest customers
I've seen a guy come in and start clicking at staff in a Woolworths instead of waiting for his turn and actually talking to them

>>70287017
Absolutely degenerate behaviour

Which city are you moving to?

Melbourne is pretty chill.

>>70284271
Call every single person you see cunt

Drink 2 slabs (minimum) of vb per day

Buy a ute and don't ever drive anything else

Get into drunken brawls with lebs, pakis, chinks and other immigrants

>>70287375
Kek

>>70287345
Sydney

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>>70287423
Too assimilate just dont be a shit cunt and skull a vb while holding/eating a pie. Also it is compulsory to hate muzzies.
But desu we are pretty full would, recommend Canada

>>70284271
Convert to Sikhism

>>70284345
And MEGA MEGA start by not telling us how to think or behave in our own country. Actually don't come.

>>70284271
Learn Mandarin

>>70284271
Be white

>>70284271
Behave like a human being, speak English fluently, follow the law... I guess thats it?

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>>70287948
WRONG!
>Kanadian posters amirite

>>70284271
Poo in loo xD


Had to do it

>>70287821
There is no difference between India and Canada now

>>70284271
There is this thing called "toilet".

Just learn how to use it.

don't take the train late at night or you'll get your indian ass beat

Don't do anything in front of warden, don't hide cigarettes under the cell bed, they search it first. When taking a knife from someone, make sure no one is watching. Don't break the food line.
Also, don't tell anyone in cell about your stuff, anyone no matter how nice he seems can be a snitch.
And obviously, don't pick up the soap in showers.

>>70287375
Where did you learn our secrets? Are you KGB?

>>70288593
you would fit right in then

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>>70288593
>>70289173

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>>70284271

>>70284271
Welcome to the shithole of the earth. Don't mind nz it's the ass the earth didn't need.

>>70284612
Kek. This

>>70284271
Poo in toilet not on ground

>>70284271
You don't even need to really. Most people will be interested in you and friendly as long as you're not a cunt and observe basic social decency (I say this because I notice Indians are generally not pleasant and often apathetic towards others). Or you could just go somewhere where there are lots of Indian immigrants.

>>70284312
>>70286468
Are you a PhD student?

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>>70287375
Dis Nuggah knows

>>70284271

Become a bogan.

>>70293775
I'm intellectual

>>70284271
Forget it. Forget Australia
They don't want you.

It's easier to enter Germoney. Just throw away your Passport, say on the the Airport just one word 'Asyl' and show your SmartPhone.

You and your Family will be the absolute Winners and Guests of Mrs Merkel.

But may be, that the other guys from Africa, all young and all weaponed with Knieves and SmartPhones and all believing in Alluahu Akbar, who led as true Heroes their Mothers and Sisters alone in their Home Countries to get them raped by IS,
will make you some problems in this land of paradise.

Be sure.

>>70284271
>What can i do to assimilate Asap
By being an anglo.

>>70299421
Be an anglo*