WTF IS THIS DID I JUST ENTER IRAN OR SOMETHING??? HELP SOMEBODY

>>70280897
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Be happy they saved you some bandwidth.

wow i sure am glad im not australian

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>Ausfringia

>>70280927
>>70280933
>>70280940
>>70280982
FUG U GUYS

>be Australian
>wait three years to stream four-minute music video on YouTube
>get cut off five seconds in by your own government for copyright infringement

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>>70280897
>no right to free speech, hate speech laws out the ass
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hate_speech_laws_in_Australia
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2011-09-28/bolt-found-guilty-of-breaching-discrimination-act/3025918
>downright draconian gun laws

Self-explanatory. Most types of firearms are banned. Most guns people own are shitty .22lr bolt actions.
>need a license for fucking air rifles
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_gun_laws#Australia
>need a fucking license for paintball guns
http://www.paintballaustralia.com.au/shooters_licence.htm
>need a license for crossbows
http://www.ballisticfirearms.com.au/QPS/Crossbow%20Legislation.html
>airsoft is banned
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legal_issues_in_airsoft#Australia
>LASER pointers over 1mw are banned (effectively banning the vast majority)
http://www.ozlasers.com/australian-laser-laws
>fucking YO YO WATERBALLS are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/yo-yo-water-balls
>novelty toy-like lighters are banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/novelty-cigarette-lighters
>smokeless tobacco is banned
https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/smokeless-tobacco-products

>toys containing beads are banned

https://www.productsafety.gov.au/bans/toys-containing-beads

>need a helmet to ride a fucking bicycle

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bicycle_helmets_in_Australia


>plain packaging on cigarettes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cigarette_packets_in_Australia

>absurdly high taxation on alcohol and cigarettes
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2016/may/03/smokers-to-pay-more-than-45-for-a-packet-of-cigarettes-from-2020
http://www.news.com.au/finance/money/why-do-we-pay-so-much-for-alcohol/news-story/1647c23acc476553ade5d77774b8fa7d
>many violent games and movies banned or censored even after the R18 was introduced
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_banned_in_Australia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_banned_video_games_in_Australia
>video games are expensive as shit

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>>70281412
>"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." -CS Lewis

Ausfailia is one of the biggest NANNY STATES IN THE WORLD.

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-34048497

http://www.traveller.com.au/australia-the-land-of-the-idiot-gi36oy

https://next.ft.com/content/1853648c-cbc3-11e5-84df-70594b99fc47

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/rendezview/welcome-to-australia-the-worlds-most-overregulated-nanny-state/news-story/49aa0a414ae87b9ef54e85b40af36b47?nk=12acd4a5120fa9509bd8513af6075c5d-1466651873

AUSKEKS HAVE TO SHITPOST BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY THRILL THEY HAVE LEFT KEK. LITERALLY THE MOST DANGEROUS THING THEY ARE ALLOWED TO DO.


>"h-heh at least w-we don't ban k-kinder eggs sharter" typed the increasingly nervous and embarassed australian man on his 1 kb/s internet as he remained locked up in a padded room forced to wear a helmet, with his body bubble wrapped under costant harm supervision by his government let he cut himself on a piece of paper

>>70281412
My government is giving me a big bear hug so I don't die it's gr8... ha.. ha

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>>70281412
>>70281443
My innernets OK, but I agree everything else is shit.

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Whoops, wrong image.

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>>70280897
>the commonwealth becoming some nanny/police state hybrid
there is such thing as moderation you know

>>70281412
>>70281443
these make canada's freedom look america-tier

>>70281778
I am so sorry mate.

>>70281824
it's ok, 44% of australia is slower than me

>>70280897

What website?

>>70282232
4chan.org

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Think you guys need to go outside and complain to member of parliament
if you can

>>70282232
many pirate bay proxies

>>70282321
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>70280897
>I'm not allowed to pirate stuff
This is true in all civilized countries. For some reason people get pissy when you steal their work, even if it's digital and you can't physically put your stupid fucking hands on it and understand it still takes time and work and talent to produce.

>>70282428
>le piracy is stealing maymay
denying someone the nebulous concept of potential compensation is very different from physically taking an object, autismo

>>70282321
Sorry mate we're all too busy protesting a president of a country that isn't ours

>>70282498
It's more like the big movie corporations charge more for movies in Australia so they get butthurt when we just steal them

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>>70282538
apologies in these difficult times
i understand you guys had a lot invested in hillary

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>>70282155
>it's ok, 44% of australia is slower than me
All me

>>70282498
You might think differently if you had the skill to create anything outside of a toilet bowl and had to watch no talent fucks stealing your work.

>>70281778
wtf?

>>70280897
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>>70281412
DAT FUCKING #ETHER

AUTISTRALIANS WILL NEVER EVER RECOVER

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>>70280897
Such is life on the prison island of Australia

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Here we go lads.