Dating canadians

Is it true Brazilians bring bananas on dates?

Fucked a Canadian girl who was half white and half paki is that counts.

>>70280279
Idk, never dated anyone before.
Thanks for the tip, tho.

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no

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I'm 25 and I've never had a gf ahaha

>>70280258
I slept with a canadian girl a few times while going through Toronto, turned out she had a boyfriend
she was annoying

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>>70280321
Is it true that Brazilians use the bananas for their anuses?

>>70280398
You cucked a canadian? That's mean.

>>70280411
No. Stop this meme. Bananas are not resistant enough to fit inside our tight holes.

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>have you ever dated a canadian? how was it?

it's great
Canadian cock is delicious

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>have you ever dated

>>70280472
>>70281601
it's a man.

>>70280258
Canadians have phat cocks

>>70281809
i hope so
the guy is a 6/10
but at least he's white

>>70280258
White Canadian girls love anime. Imagine the amount of dick a Jap tourist could get.

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>>70280258
Like this

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>>70280258
>>70281896
Are you a grill?

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>>70284248
BIG
LEAFY
COCKS

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>>70280258
>Dating
>The Leaf Menace
>Ever
That's heresy

>>70284394
Very offensive delet

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>>70284394
too late for her

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>>70280468
>Implying

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>>70284394
you're right, dating is wrong

american women should wed and breed with canadians

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>>70284524
>>70284551
LEAFED

Wasn't quite dating, but had a sort of relationship with an anglo girl from Montreal for a few months. She was a bit of a superficial bitch, but it was some of the best sex I've ever had.

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>>70284524
Literally who?

>>70284551
>>70284608
Here's your (You).

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>>70284758
LEAF'D

>>70284273
>average size according to women
irrelevant

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>>70284852
It doesn't matter who has the bigger cocks because women THINK ours is the biggest. Aus BTFO

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>>70280317
It doesn't

>>70280258
A couple of them. Once you get over the maple syrup smell they aren't so bad

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>>70285132
>It doesn't

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>>70280279
>>70280317
>>70280411
>>70281465
>>70284394
>>70284530
>>70284726
>>70284758
>>70284953
>>70285195
There is a 40% chance that these people are not white

>>70285226
Actually a 100% chance because they are A*ericans. All of them are mixed with blacks and natives.

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>>70284273
>tfw 7''
Accurate as far as I'm concerned

I am dated a canadian MILF
She was gentle and high skilled
It was awesome

>>70285859
Story? What happened?

>>70285859
are you sure it wasn't just a polar bear?

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>>70285986
>tfw no polar bear gf

>>70285967
I went to the relatives to Canada 3 years ago
Met with her on craig list
Said I am russian and she said it's not problem))
She showed me the city and we went to her then

>be Québecois
>have a thicc cock (6" long, 6" around)
>marry a girl from California
>she moves up to my frozen commie city
>I work while she relaxes at home

>her sister is married to an American, who is obese, literally wears a fedora and trenchcoat, and watches anime all day
>neither of them has a job
>they still live with her parents despite being ~10 years older than me

Are Americans literally subhumans? No wonder they crave Canadian comfort.

>>70286890
>>I work while she relaxes at home
>i work while she fucks random Black men in my own house
ftfy

>>70286935
What is it with R*ss*ans and getting black'd?

Exclusively. It's okay, most of them are self righteous feminists, or slutty; but some are cool.