/brit/

>arse

>>70278717
she looks so pure

>>70278717
Wow she's cute, wish she was my gf.

>>70278717
BLEACHED

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father of the english nation lads

>>70278717
>>70278741
>>70278782
>>70278789
well hello cuckolds

plymouth is actually an alright place

>>70278798
>not having a cuckhold fetish
ah stuck in the 1950s I see

>>70278717
imo she has black facial features, a bit like rihanna

cuckolding is the thinking man's fetish

>>70278865
No, mature feet is.

>>70278865
wrong. the thinking man's fetish is femdom

>>70278873
is this windows 98?

i'll open the messages in the morning

Her sister is so hot

https://youtu.be/By3HgtiAUUw

>>70278873
Is that arnies mongy son?

>>70278842
I don't really see it desu you could say because she has a big nose but the bridge is raised as opposed to black people who have sunken nose bridges

>>70278873
post the gif

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>>70278902
yes helo dis is windows98
setup.exe

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>>70278865
incorrect, you latent homosexual

>ywn cook chicken biryani with your m8s on a freakin highway

https://youtu.be/-T28pIq-5mU

>>70278824
Getting sick of you you rancid swine

why is my mouth always so dry after days of stimulant abuse. lips are fucking raw

>>70278971
fuck off rasheed

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>>70278953

>>70278924
>mongy
He's well fit.

>>70278917
Why do girls make these videos?

They make my willy stiff but what do they get out of it?

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>>70278873

You lads have Hawaiian BBQ in Britland?

>>70278873
>ginger man
ah true patrician taste I see

>not being able to use windows classic theme
w10babbys

>>70278971
I think india would be such a nice place if it weren't for the people there

im not depressed enough
even my depression isn't good enough so i don't get the luxury of being able to wallow in it

Trump is like the number 0
He can't divide us

you can't be truly depressed unless you have a well off enough family that allows for you to just wallow in it ad infinitum

>>70279050
they're not saying he can't, they're saying he won't
which makes even less sense

>>70278999
money

St Patrick rounded up all the kids in Ireland with his flute and lured them into a cave and diddled them

>>70279079
made me think

>>70279050
>>>/pol/108521677

>>70279141
fuck off reddit

http://www.strawpoll.me/12175860

http://www.strawpoll.me/12175860

http://www.strawpoll.me/12175860

http://www.strawpoll.me/12175860

http://www.strawpoll.me/12175860

incredibly important poll

>>70279139
They still rioting over there?

70279141
not sure why you won't fuck off, not sure anyone entirely cares about your blogging

>>70278971
hmm

nah

>>70278971
Ah nice, was looking for something to watch while I eat my dindin

>>70279181
Shall be abstaining from this poll as there's no option that I agree with.

>>70279208
Just like American politics

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Going to be perusing this thread at my leisure.

>>>/hm/1478947

>this gambia shite

what utter corrupt shitholes

>literally stole millions and a ton of luxury cars after he agreed to step down
>country lives in poverty and filth

literally sounds what middle class leftists and communists complain about

do you remember the first time you saw a fanny

elsa jean isn't that hot
for a pornstar she's fucking pengtings

this is AMAZING
i just heard it for the first time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aF4idGemkk

Friend just said to me, "I wonder how many people actually know the difference between Irish and Scottish culture, I sure don't.......they're both owned by Britain right?"

>>70279260
Was a kid and it was me sister's

>>70279247
that thing you're complaining about is what middle class leftists and communists complain about?

>>70279236
focking poofs, the lot of yah

>>70278999
It's actually pretty relaxing to listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWned3-uwx4

My baits all got deleted.
Don't know what to do now.

>>70279236
Faggot

>>70279260
hmm

see >>70279285

I had to share a room with my sister for many years

and the nudity when changing didn't really bother us

I should remind her about it that'll be hilarious

>>70279283
they don't have a culture

>>70279283
scots collectively behave like a woman

irish collectively behave like a man

the only reason i dont kill myself is because it would literally destroy my entire family

>>70279292
can you read you dumb mong

i feel like shit
i can barely even type

>No.70279283
piss off 'dit, noone has any interest in such a mundane and inconsequential story.

>>70279260
saw the girl next doors fanny, she wanted to play the willy game but i was too innocent to get hard. she was only a year older than me

im a virgin btw x

>>70279336
coming down off the speed lad?

we've all been there

>>70279285
>>70279317
describe the fanny

How do I get dat sick british accent?

>>70279317
I saw me mum's too if that does anything for you

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>>70279315

why do we Micks just effortly ooze pure swag??

everywhere we go, pure cool prevails

>>70279353
>British accent

fucking hell

>>70279343
>im a virgin btw x
So the only one you've ever touched was your mother's, passing through it.

>>70279353
Incorporate some basic /brit/ words

La
Lad
M8
Cheb
Smeg
Arse
Kipper
Innit
..

Hang out here for a while and you'll pick it up.

>>70279350
no just being a mopey depressed cunt lmao
going to force myself to do a cry and then try to go to sleep

>>70279397
british accent usually means brummie or scouser

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>effortly

>>70279326
please don't get angry
re-read what you just wrote here >>70279247
you're complaining about gambia being a corrupt shithole which, in your words,"literally sounds what middle class leftists and communists complain about"

going to a comprehensive must have been a shit time mate im sorry about that

>>70279354
ooh

never seen my mums

>>70279352
it looked like any other fanny really

I didn't stare at it it's just something that I've seen in passing
and this was years ago too so I can't really remember

>>70279321
>it would literally destroy
then you should probably use a rope not a fucking bomb strapped to your chest

>>70279374
when i think of ireland and the irish people, the first thing that comes into my mind is violence and alcoholism

i imagine the feeling is mutual

>>70279400
nah i tried to put my little flaccid willy in her flower but it didn't work obviously, so i HAVE touched a fanny before

>>70279283

Irish people are fun to be around but have a shite depressing country

Scottish people are bitter and angry people to be around but have a nice countryside

dog owners literally have to pick up their own dogs shit in public

let that sink in

Lurk more, Gook.

>>70279453
non-dog owners literally will never understand unconditional love

let that sink in

>>70279370
nice to see my image being used but stop using it incorrectly thanks x

swag

>>70279437
how old were you?

british accent usually means brummie or scouser

when does /brit/ end
will it ever end
its just been running non stop 24/7 at a fast rate for the past 4 years

>3 likes on my mix
>they're all bots
JUST

asmr darling likes classic rock and classical music ffs lads can she get anymore perfect?

born in the wrong generation lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPppLGxJqjE

cut my arm with a knife and had to get 5 stitches in the a&e
what am i like, eh?

>>70279404
I don't want cockney. I want to speak in a posh southern english accent.

genuinely just don't care about dogs

can't think of a single good thing about them

half of them are violent and kill children/animals too

>>70279492

EERRRRHM

when i think about ireland all i can envision is an entire country full of disgusting normies

>>70279492
this
a brummie accent is a proper english accent not like any of that southern rp posh shite

>>70279524
too fucking bad pal

>>70279508
nova?
'owling

>>70279491
i can't remember, bit younger than 10 maybe

>>70279526
if you don't like dogs you're not white

>>70279472
>unconditional love

like a gf who'll sleep with anyone?

>>70279565
No bully he'll be a famous dnb artist one day

>>70279473
>incorrectly
Rasheed.

>>70279567
So the last fanny you touched belonged to an 11 year old girl.
You sicken me.

>>70279353
ALRI KOREAN BILLY

I KNOW IT'S YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mac6Cqset5E

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>>70279565
i don't know how to promote myself other than posting on my social media

>>70279539
too bad most brummies are pakis

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>famous dnb artist

>>70279598
he sounds like fag.......

>>70279591
>Rasheed
Rasheed

>>70279453
non-dog owners don't count as real humans imo

you're not a real human until you know the sorrow of having to bury the dog you grew up with

>a brummie accent is a proper english accent

Creasing
What a disgusting fucking cancerous accent

When people think of Britain or England, they think of either London or the countryside, along with a Southern accent

Not a single person gives a fuck about you or your shite disgusting cancerous accents

>get up to go to bed
>remember I haven't wanked today
for FUCKS sake

>>70279600
are you surprised that no one else in canada cares about dnb

no one in britain does anymore either

>>70279633
my dogs pissing blood at the minute, he's 13 now
don't think he's going to last much longer desu

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>>70279594

>>70279582
>sex=love
please be in london

What did he mean by this?

>>>/hm/1491529

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-38680622
.....ok

>>70279673
donate your kidney to him

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>>70279567

>>70279653
I thought brits hate people with American accents?

haha is squirting piss or not

When I make my girlfriend cum its white, she doesn't squirt though..

Am I doing it right?

>>70279692
This has literally been known for years

>>70279528
That's what comes to mind when I think of Australia

When I think of Ireland I think of poverty and alcoholism and depression

>>70279631
he's better at british accents than you'll ever be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2wD0it_yUg

lot of gayposting going on here

>>70278717
anyone seen my box>?

>>70279710
not what I was talking about lad

>>70279674
Do you still touch yourself to the memory?

>>70279343
you know she was being molested, right?
what's she like these days? a fucked up mess, i assume.

>>70279712
Squirting is piss the white stuff is her cum

You're doing it right

>>70279692
>eating starchy foods

what did you expect?

>>70279717
All me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgqk-K0X6tg

why isn't korean billy a bigger meme on /brit/
he's the best britaboo

>>70279734
a blow-in is not a lad, he's a clueless noob.

>>70279716
why do people like british things

what's the most (you)s you've ever got in a single /brit/ thread?
52 desu

just found out johnny cash died in 2003, could've sworn he was still alive

>>70279745
why do girls cum?

and why do men have nipples

>>70279783
don't want to talk about it
i try and forget

>>70279737
nah i only remember it sometimes

>>70279739
had a bf in his mid twenties when she got out of school, went out with him for a couple of years and shagged about after they split up and gained a reputation for it no less, now she's gone black, so yeah quite a mess

>>70279633
iktf but the cunt of a father buried him when i was in school

matter of face he ran her over as well

>>70279679
the point was that love doesn't mean shit from someone if they love everyone as much as they love you

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korea

test

>>70279783
prefer not to say

>>70279813
reckon she committed suicide coz she hated you

where the hell is that primitive technology aus guy

really need a new video

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>>70279831

>>70279762
>why isn't korean billy a bigger meme on /brit/
Cause he sounds like a fag.

>>70279806
>so yeah quite a mess
you did this anon

>>70279753
bit gay

>>70279783
>/brit/ thread
not much
30-50?
>other threads
upwards of 200

>>70279753
That's not very Christian of you

>>70279859
mate i'm a mess myself, i doubt i could have saved her

Lads i think I've found the kiwi Tim

Some schizo busker was shouting"shake your booty" in a NZ accent really loud while manically strumming a guitar

>>70279633
my dog is nearly 15 now and i can't wait until he dies, he's a pain in the arse

https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/193

say goodbye to the united nations lads

>>70279836
hurtful

putting a curse on you for bad luck for life unless you apologise

behold, dog owners
>>70279892

actually hate myself
made my mum cry again lol

>>70279882
did you ask him if he has a youtube channel?

>>70279899
okay i am sorry

The new pope has literally been shilling shite 24/7 since he was appointed

>>70279931
you have to promise to never make hurtful or vindictive or angry posts towards me from now on and I'll really lift the curse

>>70279930
Didn't want to startle it

>>70279938
only a total retard would pay any attention to him anyway so who really gives a fuck?

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... Garden picture ...

>>70279850
fuck off you little cunt
he doesn't 'sound like a fag' he's using a british accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPkVgLxnQGY

>>70279787
Girls cum because it feels good and therefore provides an inducement to have sex and continue the species

Men have nipples because all foetuses start out female

>>70279879
you didn't have to drag her down with you
but you couldn't bear to see her live a normal life while you were left on the side, could you?
you had to infect her with your misery
you sicken me

>>70279966
£1,650 pcm

>go to a client office for a run-through of their business on our system
>taking notes as we go while they talk
>'anon, make sure to note this change request'
>'mmhmm'
>'in fact, mark it as the most important, essential to go-live'
>I take us through the list again afterwards point by point
>Monday morning
>need clarification on that issue
>call the client
>'hey client X do you recall that important issue regarding Y function from the other day?'
>'Sorry I have no idea what you're talking about'
>'You specifically requested a change for XYZ and for it to be marked as very important'
>'I can't recall, I don't think I would have asked for that'

Just

>>70280002
shan't

>>70279963
no i meant i was sorry your gay dog had to live with you for so long lol

>>70279976
yeah, but surely they can just orgasm without doing a cum
leaking white shit out their fanny is so redundant, although it does turn me on

everything north of brighton is northern

>>70280002
I assume this post was well-intentioned but I shan't be allowing myself to read it.

>>70280013
enjoy eternal damnation

everything south of solihull is french

It's the New Sthing.

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>>70279966

used some mint inhaler now my eyes and entire nose/mouth passage stings and smells like mint

is trump ironically the biggest unifier in american history?

>>70280086
hmm

yes

>>70280023
>although it does turn me on

It's not redundant then because it's inducing you to jizz which will fertilize her and carry on the species

>>70280086
for the wrong reasons, but yes

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>we will never be as advanced as india
might as well end it all now

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>>70280000
it was inevitable, theres a reason i have no friends/gf

do girls have arse hair or do they shave?

>>70280000
this is all of me, just without the reality.

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>>70280115
>wrong reasons

>>70280118
>population are still dependent on public transportation

ah yes indians

>>70280131
Yes

>>70280118
Indians are fucking hilarious 2bh

>>70280118
>China, India

what?

>>70280131
did you have arse hair before puberty?

>>70280118
tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM

>>70280131
what kind of question is that you thick fuck
delete your post and try harder next time

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what will he be like in 20 years?

>>70280162
this, Indian banter while unintentional 90% of the time is brilliant

>>70280170
no
>>70280180
fight me

Is it gay if you fuck a girl who has testicles AND a vagina, but no dick?

>>70280181
shit gimmick you got going on here
bet you're the same cunt posting that 12 year old girl who killed herself

fibre internet is a scam

they give me completely random speeds

Flatmate cooked rice on Thursday, left it in a big pot on the worktop and is has been having it with his tea every day since then

Told him you're meant to keep rice in the fridge but he didn't listen

>>70280181
reckon he'll be a liberal, people will like him (assuming the autism subsides a little)

>>70280171
so many white servants

>>70280208
literally the first ever baronpost i've made
i find it him interesting calm down autismo yank

>>70280207
to be fair you can fuck anything and be perfectly straight, as long as you don't find it particularly attractive

having a 237ml can of v8

need an asmr gf lads

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>>70280162
>>70280199
and they know how to completely ANNIHILATE brits

>>70280218
shit upbringing

>>70280118
Really really not looking forward to when tonnes of low class Indians, Chinese and Africans start posting here in a few years

The south Americans are bad enough

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>>70280235
>these indians are so wealthy!

>this must be the most cultured place on earth!

>>70280245
>I don't find it very attractive, but it's enough to give me a boner for the whole experience

>>70279435
VB, V8s, fights at the track, rugby league, fights on the pitch, the Ashes, sledging.

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who /sissywageslave/

>>70280171
howling

they really wish their country will be good

>>70280181
Dictator of the America First United Federal States of Europe

>>70280261
kek, I guarantee those 58 likes are all his cousins

hope a girl likes me someday

>>70280328
no chance you ugly twagt

>>70280261
Indians are really bitter about England 2bh

>>70280294
>201x251

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accidentally chose a curry that was way too spicy, didn't really enjoy it

>>70280285
it's not hard to get a boner to get the job done unless you're low test

let me at the yanks
i'll fucking finish them all

>>70280389
What curry was it?

Ordered Peking sauce other night, was dire, too sour

>>70280396
There are more things at play than just lowtest/hitest

>>70280389
what curry? shouldve had some milk with it then

>>70280328
chances are there are girls who have liked you but they were all fat

I think heathrow is the worst airport in the world. It smells like shit and the lines of indians and pakis are fucking ridiculous m8s.

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>>70280311
nah i reckon all those likes are genuine, indians are basically social media moguls

>>70280369
but they help you prepare for exams

Never understood the hype over curry, Chinese food is better

>>70280417
>>70280421
Bhuna, had no idea what it was, just picked it because it was under 'popular curries'

did not think to add milk to it tbf

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Gonna get Cat from outside I think.

been thinking about self harming all day
i'm really, really fucking tempted to burn myself

>>70280445
thank you prasanth, and a good night to you

>>70280430
well hello!

>>70280449
herbs and spices can add quite a nice flavour
chinese food is the same sort of thing

>>70280455
bhuna shouldn't be too hot

>>70280455
>bhuna
not even spicy mate are you a man or a mouse

also you drink the milk with it to ease the spices not put it in the curry

>>70280419
m8 i wank every day even when i don't particularly feel like it just because it's my ritual, something's wrong with your dick if you can't get it up for utilitarian purposes

>>70280462
shut it you little freak you won't do fuckall

>>70280430
heathrow is pretty old and in the middle of an indian area

>>70280469
fuck you faggot.

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>>70280462
don't do it, it's the start of a dark path

>>70277803
it would be extremely painful

>>70280485
Would you be able to wank while staring at a pile of shit and not imagining sexy thoughts?

cat is acting really friendly all of a sudden

>>70280526
only pussy that will ever show affection towards you

>>70280483
>>70280484
well it seemed spicy to me, guess I'm not adapted to this shit

and that makes a lot of sense about the milk...I was drinking lucozade haha

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>a clueless gook playing the role of pseudo-hardman on this thread

I mastered indian food ages ago

the vegetarian stuff's a lot better and interesting
it's a shame that normies only like meat curries, they're missing out

>>70280493
Ya and the worst part is that our plane got grounded on the tarmac for over an hour and we missed our flight. We had to book a night at some shitty motel in Yiewsley. Flying to UK is a fucking nightmare.

>>70280518
well that's the luxury you have when you're fucking a man, you can close your eyes and imagine it's a girl

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>>70280487
wanna bet, kid?

>>70280512
i know lad, i've been down it before
just don't feel very good atm and i've been holding off the urges all day
going to make an appointment with the doctor tomorrow

>>70280554
you'd know all about pseudo hardmen wouldn't you, posing soft cunt

tiny corean cock LMAO

deleted the 'der

>>70280500
>in your 20s
>a whole lifetime of montonous shite to look forward to week in, week out

want to make a suicide pact lad?

need a unique swag to pull off

>>70280620
>>70280500
keep working goys. boss needs to buy a ferrari for his wife

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'cide is looking inevitable lads

my life is beyond salvation

imagine an attractive girl actually wants you to grind your sweaty bumcrack on her nose and mouth

With a girl rn watching tv what should I do hahahaa

>>70280659
can you please hurry the fuck up you silly yank twat

sick of reading your posts

>it's another depression hours ft. the angry wakefield nonce episode

'cheeky 'ol cide'

Why do most good looking women on tinder lack bios

Is it because they're vapid uninteresting cunts or do they think a pair of tits is the most important when attracting a mate

I demand the right to cruise whilst wearing a 'plug, in public.

>>70280653
being neet is even more fucking depressing. you can't win. the ol' 'cide is the only way out

might do the ol' 'cide in a bit

>>70280726
cider?

>>70280726
really really awful post

>>70280726
great post

oh boo fucking hoo my life is so hard
look at me sitting here feeling sad about my shit life, while classifying it as depression because it makes me feel less pathetic
i'm not even depressed i'm just a fucking loser
i'm too much of a pussy to even kill myself
everyone look at me and laugh at how pathetic i am

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

>>70280659
One of these nights it'll happen

>>70280763
better than' your's

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>>70280738
FFS, I was just joking, okay?

>>70280785
you ok lad? thought about doing a 'cide?

>>70280787
alri jos

might do a 'cide by drinking too much cide'

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time for a single skinner before bed

If Trump is really a fascist nazi whose worse than Hitler, why didn't he have the army open fire into the crowed and mass arrest people? That's what I would do

>>70280836
Shhhh

>check out series of unfortunate events

>yank diversity netflix shite

no thanks

>josie pretending she was on holiday before
howling I knew she was lying

OL' 'CIDEEEEEEEEE

>>70280890
>>yank diversity netflix shite
Apart from being boring as hell, what did you mean by this?
Literally all white heteros.

Gonna give Frontier a go lads

Might learn about some proto-canucks

lmao i actually just burnt myself
ahhhhhh the ol' stinging pain - that's the good shit
feels good man

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>>70280849

>>70280936
>self harming

fucking kek that's for teenage girls you absolute faggot

>>70280936
alri emo olly

*self heems*

>>70280975
>>70280975
>>70280975

NUUUUU

>>70280971
>>70280954
don't care

>>70280971
olly aka onezie?