u were laffin b4... but u aint laffin now Portugal love thread

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>>70274751

>>70275281
What do you do with that much water?

>>70276617
To drink, duh

>>70274751
So cute

>>70276617

they fish but then the EU put some shitty cuotas and forbide them from doing it.

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>>70276617
definitely not washing with it since all portuguese smell like shit

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>>70276617
It's his house now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoGslX50jzc

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it's a lot of water

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>>70274751
>owning water
also they only own the light blue parts, but are trying to claim the continental shelf.
France actually owns the most water in the world, Russia when you go after the continental shelf claim

>>70276748
*bathing

>>70274751
#1 is france
#2 is canada


u wrong

>>70274751
Yesterday, when I was going home half-drunk in a night bus, I met a guy and a girl arguing in a very strange language. It sounded like a Romance language, but it was nothing like I've ever heard. After a while I asked them what language is that and they told me it's Portuguese.
I always thought Portuguese is much more similar to Spanish, but when I heard it I thought at first it's some weird dialect of Romanian.
Why does Portuguese sound so strange?

OFFICIAL ROMANCE CUNT POWER RANKINGS.
1. France
2. Italy
3. Portugal

POWER GAP

7. Romania

WAGE GAP

100. ZZZpain

>>70277931
Did you atleast 3some later?

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>>70276748
Yeah, that is true. We can smell the shit far away, whan they come in the in the ships 500 years ago.

>>70278086
We didn't, because unfortunately the girl was rather ugly
Correct me if I'm wrong, but does Portuguese use the "sh" sound way more often than Spanish and French?

>>70278634
Probably

>>70278634
in every single word that we can use

That's the EU's water lol