AYE FOOKIN' THATCHER edition
might be gay lads
having a go
fookin synthwave bf
>>70269974
>two kraut OPs in a row
pleases me
maroon 5 cd stuck in denmark lads
i cant breath
>>70269929
>>70269991
need a bf desu
>order dipping station on amazon
>it looks massive from the pictures
>it arrives
>it's tiny
>they used a literal midget to model it
fucking fake news
i mean the ARROGANCE of these people
>>70270074
nonce
http://www.strawpoll.me/12174285
http://www.strawpoll.me/12174285
http://www.strawpoll.me/12174285
>>70270074
nonce
Still have my poppy pinned to my overcoat that I wear daily
Thoughts?
>US Special Forces personally leading a raid on Tabqa dam buildings
happening
>>70270063
bit gay
>>70270117
FUCK OFF LEAF
>>70270086
>>70270086
explain?
>>70270074
You do realise that posting creep pics is illegal in the UK?
>>70270134
racist
>>70270134
alri grandpa
making a breakfast burrito lads
>>70270074
nonce
literally a 29 year old virgin in 4 months time
>>70270063
same
>>70270134
racist
>>70270134
didn't wear a poppy this year in recognition of victims of british militarism and the use of the memory of dead world war 1 servicemen to justify killings
>>70270205
are you devil legs mirror lad
>>70270205
sad!
>>70270214
nonce
I think I've restored my natural wank routine
Willy doesn't feel like it's dead now
Have a nice flaccid size now
>>70270205
will be a wizard in roughly the same time frame. should i just get a fat girl on tinder?
>>70270029
jesus fucking christ, how many king arthur films have there been already?
you came to look around that's fresh
you don't wanna whine your waist that's fresh
got am with no riz that's fresh
you went to draw the girl - your phone's dead that's fresh
wish they'd build more skyscrapers in berlin
the 'ction
>>70270214
'nce
>>70270233
ah yes. I don't even CARE about the millions of young lads conscripted to go die in some shithole trenches.
>>70270168
not him but I think split ticketing is sort of like plane transfers
instead of getting a london-birmingham direct train you'd go london-bristol bristol-birmingham
those two tickets combined are cheaper than the first direct
Anyone watching the snooker? Are Ed is there
>>70270300
wish you'd fall under a train
If bank with some next company like Santander or Halifax then I have 0 respect for you my guy
If you whip out your Nationwide card at the hole in the wall then I will break it, then break you.
If you don't bank with one of the following: HSBC, Lloyds, Barclays, American Express (ONLY gold/platinum/Black British Airways, if not then FOY) then fuck off
>>70270300
fuck off now
skyscrapers ruin cities
honestly thinking about heading up to queens to the hewillnotdivideus camera because i havent got a thing to do
have we got anything reminiscent of a sign that i could flash
>didn't wear a poppy this year in recognition of victims of british militarism and the use of the memory of dead world war 1 servicemen to justify killings
>>70270235
yes
>>70270353
>some next
havent seen this one yet
good memories
>>70270363
nah i disagree
berlin needs density
>>70270342
me on the right
how do you manage to be virgins still? i don't get it
I was in a club in Seville last night alone, just standing at the bar with a drink and after 10 minutes a girl came up to me and told me her friend was interested in me.
It's literally that easy
>>70270388
why don't you post the picture anymore
>>70270321
I don' wear a poppy because all the vets of WW1 are dead so who exactly is that money going to
>>70270205
Danny - you're a total loser!
>>70270385
weakling post
>>70270300
stop copying us
>>70270214
nicked a teddy from one those stalls on a school trip to impress the lads
>>70270300
Berlin is one of the ugliest, most miserable cities I've ever had the displeasure of visiting
Good clubs but the rest of it can do one
15 year old girl is talking to me about anime lads.
norwich town centre pedestrianisation?
>>70269911
haha too close to home mate shut it thanks
>>70270342
>>70270364
take a sign and write /brit/ on it then do a dance pls
just do it on some paper
>>70270385
I understand political compasses/spectrum but I never understand the purple bit/bottom right
>>70270440
nonce
>how do you manage to be virgins still? i don't get it
>I was in a club in Seville last night alone, just standing at the bar with a drink and after 10 minutes a girl came up to me and told me her friend was interested in me.
>It's literally that easy
>>70270402
it got a bit stale
>>70270427
>>70270403
all me
>>70270440
'ce
Why haven't the late 20 something virgins booked an escort to see what intimate contact is like?
fowts?
>ginger emoticons
what I time to be alive
>>70270319
one on there which makes me unbelievably angry
>>70270464
Ancap memes
>>70270470
This is the worst jay image going, stop trying to force it
good night
>>70270401
Its called the genetic lottery
You're either born good looking/tall or you're not
Its that simple. it determines your entire life and judges every aspect of it
>>70270440
non'
>tfw quarter life crisis
>>70270491
my anxiety is too severe
>This is the worst jay image going, stop trying to force it
>>70270498
bottom middle or top left
>>70270516
still plenty of sex to be had for you sub-7/10s
it's only the bottom quintile that is really useless
>>70270440
Does she have good taste
>the richest 8 people have as many assets as the bottom 50% of the population
how is this even calculated? the poorest 50% are mostly subsistence farmers so have no assets by definition.
>>70270540
>>70270470
/brit/ has the deepest lore
>>70270543
neither of those
the one you were after for a long time
RECENT SAVINGS
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did a think
>>70270610
why would anyone want to go to either of those places?
>>70270613
ouch
Finally got to 1 plate on the bench lads
>>70270613
me on the left in your avi
>>70270608
>>70269974
THESE WERE MEN WAE A TRADE
>>70270633
exeter has a nice cathedral
didn't go to the hotel this weekend lads
going to do it next one
>>70270630
reminds me of the wire's opening credits desu
Soros will die during trumps presidency
>>70270465
>>70270483
>>70270526
Nah just helping someone ruin their life by watching chinese cartoons desu.
>>70270587
Not really, she's just into the popular stuff like SnK, Fairy Tail and shit. Mad how times change though, teenage girls used to be into Inuyasha, Vampire Knight, Wolfs Rain, Fruits Basket and shit.
>>70270403
Other vets and war memorials
'member when that yank mong tried to fit in with us by posting an ulster flag pepe but he thought it was an england flag pepe?
>>70270516
>tfw good looking and tall
>>70270663
BUILDAN FOOKIN SHIPS N SENDIN EM OUT TO SEA...YA KNOW?
>>70270661
*screeches autistically*
>People say that being tall/funny makes up for being ugly
Let me tell you, I'm 6'5, everyone tells me how funny I am (but that's subjective) and it really doesn't haha
frankfurt, alds
OI BRIEFCASE
>>70270729
God that looks awful
http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/01/watch-diane-abbotts-brexit-confusion/
Why is Diane Abbott still allowed to be a politician
>>70270613
damn
>>70270685
Have you shown her your power level yet
I wanna be a cute girl
reminder that these people were colonising space before europeans had even discovered fire
>>70270458
a friend told me his ex-gf used to fancy me and my response was "how? why?"
>>70270540
Dire gimmick
Dire poster
Dire life
>>70270759
she gave old corbs the night of his life
>>70270648
How much is that?
might buy some decks and become a dj lads
Imagine being straight and attractive and then (((they))) tell you aren't tall enough for them.
HOWLING.
>>70270685
tell her to watch something that isn't shit
>>70270758
i rate it
>>70270470
genuinely happened tho
same thing happened in madrid back in the summer
i'm catnip to spanish girls
>>70270706
they removed the giant iron cylinder WW1 carving memorial in my town and replaced it with a slavery one
not saying slavery wasn't bad but WW1 was clearly much bigger and more important
>>70270767
for what purpose
Recommend me a film lads, preferably one with a comfy setting or very interesting plot
>>70270767
Do look a bit alien desu
>Dire gimmick
>Dire poster
>Dire life
>>70270821
destroy it lad. what town
>>70270844
lives of others
>>70270767
this is so stupid it's frustrating
behind every white achievement was a strong beautiful black queen
>>70270844
The Grand Budapest Hotel is very comfy
Also O Brother Whwre Art Thou
Also Lost in Translation
bit suicidal aha
putting your neck on the rail line can't go wrong can it? your head will be off in a fraction of a second and if you do it at night, nobody will notice until the morning
>>70270821
wtf? I didn't know you could just "remove" war memorials. Thought that would be illegal
>>70270849
liverpool, more of a city than a town but I was speaking colloquially
the worst part is that the previous thing was actually a really lovely and well done work of art
business idea: get a uni swag and pull it off
>>70270844
jeff who lives at home
>>70270813
ha, yeah imagine...
>>70270683
Soros has access to the best stem cell technology around. He will most likely live for centuries.
Simply fake your death and pay for a new identity so that the proles don't get jealous.
>>70270633
to come and see me in exeter of course
>>70270844
I bambini ci guardano (1944)
What should I order from the afghan?
>>70270015
Pics
>>70270821
Where do you live? Write a letter to your MP and start a campaign to put a war memorial back, you have the power of the daily mail on your side.
might go madrid for a few nights on my own
Cannot even FATHOM a female looking at me and thinking "yep, that's the sort of bloke I'd be happy letting have a root around in my fanny, he's quite a looker"
The sheer concept alone boggles the mind. How could a woman look at me and be happy with what she sees
>>70270882
what if you derail the train and kill the passengers
think about the driver that sees your poor soul lying on the track, knowing there's nothing he can do to stop him from severing your head
think about all the nightmares he'll have
>>70270763
Yes I'm now being treated like a god.
>>70270958
bye
*meows*
>>70270974
>what if you derail the train and kill the passengers
literally wouldn't happen
the goal in life is to live in kensington palace gardens
>get a uni swag and pull it off
what was meant by this
>>70270958
do it lad. madrid is great
black gf 2017
>>70270985
not right now
>>70270980
Never fails
>>70270958
Try not to get stabbed
>>70270895
It's UNIQUE you fucking braindead spacker
Moving to Skegness is the goal
>>70270888
liverpool was built on slavery
>>70270989
cute
>>70270989
*sucks on your toes*
nom nom nom hahahha
>>70270989
>wireless mouse on bedsheets
the UTTER STATE of you
I've been in /cum/ for like an hour and didn't even notice
Got fire Mandy lads
£40 a g 3 for £100
>>70270882
requires extraordinary force of will to remain in place while you can feel and hear the train coming.
business idea: get a uni slag and pull her clothes off
Might setup the ol' C64 tomorrow and play some Bomb Jack
*brown*
ngl lads these are VERY tasty
Do you lads think I could be a good Prime Minister someday? :3
>>70271026
oh
feel a bit silly now
>>70271050
>being this much of a NERD
the UTTER STATE of you
gf said she is going to cuck me, I said "Yeah you can cuck me some dinner" her boyfriend thought it was hilarious.
3rd day taking modafinil and still not 100% sure if it's done anything
>>70270943
>>70270849
>>70270886
>>70271043
sorry lads I mis-remembered
they removed it for a fucking hillsborough memorial which is about 100x less justified than doing it for slavery
fucking state of my city sometimes I swear
the other thing was hte same shape and design as this but the artwork was a thousand times better
https://briansimpsons.files.wordpress.com/2015/08/ok3a2041v2.jpg
>>70270974
forget trying to explain
people who throw themselves in front of trains are the most selfish and self obsessed people going around.
>>70271098
prime munter more like
>>70270974
>what if you derail the train and kill the passengers
a neck can't derail a train
>>70271084
haha alri grandpa
>>70271074
>>70271084
Two Rasheed posts one after another
really makes your bread toasted
>>70270974
that's why i'll do it at night wearing dark clothes, i won't be seen
>>70271051
Leave our thread and return to the unclean.
>>70271047
Hmmmmm.
>>70270865
cant find it anywhere
>>70270880
watched that, good film
havent seen the other 2
>>70270902
Does that have a good plot?
>>70270936
how weird is that film?
>>70271130
t. twig neck
>>70271145
how the fuck is that rasheed
>average house price in kensington palace gardens is £38 million
>google street view car isn't even allowed inside
lads, I believe I have found the best endz
>>70271118
>for a fucking hillsborough memorial
Jesus wept
Ahh yes /brit/, train derailment experts
Remind me again how many of you work in this field?
>>70271054
used to do gs for 30 desu although they were weighed at 0.6
chopping mandy rocks is a bastard
Always end up getting into debates on the internet after I've had a drink, I think it genuinely makes me smarter, or maybe I'm just talking broken biscuits to people.
Fuck knows lads.
watching bear grylls
he just ate elephant poo
>>70271130
arl' necklet
my doc martens are falling apart lads, what boots should i get
>>70271089
I'm not into ethnic food.
>>70271129
you what mate
>>70271174
one was on about bombs, the other was about ripping a girls clothes off
>>70271116
you probably won't feel anything, but it does work
take it and get down to working and it genuinely does help you concentrate
>>70271175
full of qataris lad
>asmr darling has her older sister in her new video
bet her mother is a total milf desu
cara t.bh
took a diclazepam
>>70271212
crocs
dapper laughs
deano?
>>70271182
I'm not in the industry, but I have a great interest in it
>>70271230
that's why the goal in life is to move to highgate
how do i get CBT lads?
>>70271202
debat me then
AYE BUT AT WHAT COST?
>>70271255
deanus primus
>>70271213
we have butter biscuits here too lad, give your head a shake
>>70271154
its very comfy
>>70271212
more doc martens
>>70271223
you absolute winch
>tfw good looking autist
normally fine with people but anything to do with seduction or romance and i become a total sperg. i just pussy out and do nothing. its a curse lads.
>>70271182
me, 200k starting
>>70271263
highgate is one of the roughest ends in brum
515 enit
>>70271234
almost 500k subs, i'm proud of her
>>70271223
>c64
>bomb
rofl
>>70271209
love it when he eats poo ngl. best bit is always when he gets a fat poo and wrings it out so he can drink the moisture from it though.
*makes you brekkie*
What are some BELIEVEABLE excuses to not come into work? I just used the ol' pregnant missus is unwell card, might be for the last time now
>>70270759
I don't think I've ever seen an interview of Abbot where she doesn't make a clown of herself
>>70271287
How about I debate you right in the fucking nose mate.
How the fuck did the first world war last so long?
>>70271300
hmmm, got anything involving murder or mystery?
imagine being a literal billionaire, you still have to mix with the ordinary/lower population
imagine literally being in one of the wealthiest families on the planet, driving through some shithole like tottenham with your £3 million rolls royce whilst retarded secondary kids surround it and start taking photos on their shit phones
>>70271300
this is for jeff who lives at home
>>70271118
Remember the scouseocaust, wool.
what a nice comfy old city with interesting streets and lots of trees
hmmm... yes! we must build an enormous hotel right in town center! right on top of an old, beautiful beaux arts style building! and we'll give it the ugliest exterior imaginable! this will surely be an improvement to the city as a whole! yes!
fucking HOUNDING for a bit of weed
i have some but i don't have a pipe, a joint is too much of a commitment though
being back at uni is a little bit annoying
>>70271242
would copulate with her so vigorously that all the fecal matter within her digestive tract would be expelled from her anus
>>70271347
trenches
>>70271304
>tfw ugly autist
don't know why evolution produced me
all those sped up cooking videos are just covering shit in cheese and bacon and frying it
why not just accept you're a fucking pig and eat out of a fucking trough
>>70271372
>i-its not addicting guys
does female cuckolding exist? like a short, skinny girl with small boobs watches her boyfriend have sex with a tall, fit girl with a round butt and good boobs.
>>70271307
>highgate is one of the roughest ends in brum
northerners cannot do anything right
>>70271230
Most of those homes will be owned by unoccupied
redpill me on the Lufthansa heist
>>70271312
second only to gibi now imo
>>70271357
why would a billionaire ever drive through tottenham?
>>70271355
K-PAX
>>70271406
no fucking shit it's addicting, anyone who says it isn't is a fucking mong
not as bad as other addictions, mind.
>>70271234
Is she the one who ate a banana for a video?
>>70271366
im not a wool I just don't care about hillsborough with all due respect
I mean sure its a tradgedy but it was fucking ages ago and 96 people isn't even a lot really
>>70271322
>Ladbible
cancer please leave
What's wrong with a wireless mouse, you autists.
>>70271372
spliffs are the best
pipes are quicker and more efficient but you can't beat a good ol' spliffy
especially if it's from a rolling 'chine
>*rides over the crest of a hill*
>*stops*
>Ah /brit/, thread of kings...
>>70271322
hate this webm. sausages don't take the same time to cook as an egg. also hate that pan for limiting your egg to everything else ratio. overall, 2/10.
bought one of those eve mattresses lads
got £100 off with a promo code
never felt more comfortable in my life, slept for 13 hours straight
>>70271437
alright calm down
>>70271304
You're a repressed gay
>>70271440
no. asmrdarling is (relatively) pure and doesn't do lewd stuff.
>>70271335
>Republicans blew up more people than Loyalists
HOWLING
>>70271434
one of the main roads out of london/to get to their billionaire mates in the countryside
>>70271468
roll one up would ya lad?
>>70271414
>brum
>northern
would heem you if you muttered this around me
>>70271459
You can't be this much of a wanker
>>70271304
iktf, i look a bit like the bloke who played edward cullen so i get a lot of attention from teenage girls
>>70271459
only gaymen nerds get annoyed at wireless mice
>>70271412
I saw a one were a fat white girl watched her hubby get sucked off by a sexy black lady
>>70271523
nonce
>>70270457
was there 5 years ago seemed pedestrian friendly enough
>New London Housing Vernacular
wonder how long this design gimmick will last
>>70271437
psycholigcal addiction=/=physical addiction
weed isn't physically addictive in any way.
i really want to suck a cock. One of those really nice ones, not too thick and not too long, just right with big shaved balls.
Documentary about a white home counties twat who converted to Islam and went to fight with al qaeda
https://youtu.be/pN5IV6wUFbM
>>Ladbible
>cancer please leave
>>70271510
the A10? don't think so mate
billionaires would take a different route
>>70271560
wtf are you gay?
>>70271320
he just ate a life scorpion
>>70271560
bit gay desu
>>70271514
ahh the midlands enginehouse
>>70271595
rasheed
Come join us
http://cytu dot be/r/nederdraad
>>70271559
there are physiological effects of the withdrawal, though. such as difficulty sleeping & lack of appetite. very minor though
>Straight men touch another penis for the first time
Have we gone too far?
friends have convinced me to "go 'dam" with them, can tell i'm going to regret this
>>70271595
OK
that's your opinion and I respect that
>>70271583
mans chauffeur inputs Shortest Route on his gps
>>70271512
fine gonna wrap this now just for you
>>70271595
ah! i'm cured!
>>70271412
It's called a cuck queen.
>>70271595
EXCELLENT post
le epic trainposter gimmickxDDD needs to fuck off
>>70271651
why
chinese by me has started opening from 10am until 12am
going to be getting lots of chinky food lads
>>70271662
I'll roll one up too
>>70271657
starting to like the new stock
>>70271389
for a laugh
always need comedy in life
>>70271491
Always see adverts for them on the train, wondered if they were any good
How much did it cost with £100 off?
>>70271647
>Signing up to do this
>Still calling yourself straight
>>70271595
4chan was made by and for autistic people
>>70271708
>>70271662
good lads
>>70271702
>10am
literally why does anyone need a chinese so early?
>>70271687
as do you, yank
>>70271708
find it slightly weird when you post MY 'chine
>>70271720
£499 with the discount for a double size
honestly worth it just from that one night, it's just incredible, cannot describe the feeling
GO ON RONNIE
>>70271696
my friends are all mongs, they'll definitely fuck something up
Hope my life never gets this tragic
https://mobile.twitter.com/TLebon1/status/823288514259382272
>he has a rolling machine
OH DEAR
>>70271800
take charge then
my mistake. the road though paddington is not the M4
>>70271775
fuck off train autist
>>70271320
now he's eating a rotten zebra carcass
>>70271788
how does one have a duvet to match the granduer of such a mattress?
>>70271811
might have to tbqh
>>70271777
Just take a hit and go with the flow laddarino
>>70271821
i'm not train autist, just a man doing his duty
FUCK OFF YANK
hate to sound like an alt-right retard, but I turned on Sky for the first time in ages ealier and half the ads revolve around the notion of a single white mother with a black kid