Why do Americans name their towns so fucking stupid?

>>70256569
Moosup CT

>>70256569
>Minnesota
>Little Canada
Hmm

>>70256569
Swett is a much stupider than Plenty Bears

And Minnesota's should be Gaylord

>>70256623
Sorry I meant to say it's a village in a town and probably a bastardization of am Algonquin word.

>>70256569
Really? So you don't think it's retarded to have Islands named Port of Riches or a city called River of January or naming everything after saints?

Skiddy?

>>70256569
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nice outdated iphone there, how many years did it take to save up enough pesos?

>>70256569
Texas keeping it classy with a placename in the pinyin transliteration of Mandarin.

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>Big Bottom

NORTHWEST = HIGHTEST

>>70256569
>bald head
>handsome eddy
>frankenstein
>booger hole

American genocide when?

>>70256569
I'm pretty sure it's Fries as in Friesland

>>70257039
>tfw no obese gf

>>70256569
There's also a town named King of Prussia, although I think it's a p cool name actually.

you have a state named after a tiny little doggie