Can US and Russia be friends?

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I'll be your friend.

>>70242914
No man USA must die t b h

>>70242914
>>70242956
>>70242973
Every story needs a good and bad. Doesn't matter who.

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>>70242973
B-brother, why?

Wait a second, you tellin' me we weren't tsundere during the Cold War?

Unsure desu. I still have a primal urge to kill soviets.

>>70242914
I'll be friends with a Russian

>>70243142
Would you shave your balls for me?

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>>70243272
If it was required to earn your trust friendo

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Tell me more about the man who got a magic sword from a giant head in the ground?

>>70242914
no, fuck off

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>>70242914
Yes why not? At least I have a friend from US and we play Dota2 with him. He is really nice guy

>>70246543
i wanna play dota with you too :(

>>70246596
ok m8. give me your account

>>70246692
http://steamcommunity.com/id/firenewb/

>>70246710
I'll add you in 10 minutes ok?

>>70246735
ok pal

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>>70242914

Countries have no friends, only interests. And we barely have any common interests with the US.

>>70243003
>People believe the lie fed to us by politicians who wish to have a convenient enemy to keep people united.

>>70243103
>we weren't tsundere during the Cold War

Well, during the Cold War we have managed not to nuke each other into oblivion, but it's slightly not the same as friendship.

>>70243003
>story

That's not a story.
There are no objectively good or bad sides in real life.

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This is off topic but I've been trying to teach myself to speak Russian. I like the way the language sounds. Also I just want to learn a second language, and there's no way in hell I'll learn spanish