What race would your country be in Lord of the Rings?

is there really an answer other than men?

>>70239949
In prophecy speak I, but no eulogy tonight shall beneath the silvered moon be said; for monstrously slain, they acted in vain. Fie upon both the living and the dead!

>>70239949
What would australia be.
I'm thinking trolls or orcs

Scandinavia,Poland - Elves
dunno about others

Orcs.

Anglos - men
East Asia - dwarves
Russia - orcs
Scandinavia, Poland - elves

>>70240045
>>70240179
>poles and scandinavias
elves
lmao
Elves were literally based on Finnic people, their mythology and language, Scandinavians would be dwarves and Poles humans
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>>70240179
>East Asia - dwarves
We are Dunedain.

We're Gondor desu
even some characters have serbian names. I know a lad named Boromir

i dont know but the turks are definitely orcs

i dont know but canadians are definitely hobbits

>>70245787
t. mehmet frandsen

ireland would be the shire

>>70245900
>implying we arent both right
Cant take your own medicine, Eh?

USA are the Eagles

>>70246021
no, we are

>>70246164
>Canada is full of cuckhold poos and gooks
>Totally different from hairy little hobbits

only Gollum eats fish raw. so Gollum.

>>70242547
I also know a lad named Aragorn :^)

>>70239949
> France
Lazy hedonist manlets.

Fit the hobbits characteristics I guess.

>>70239949
Hobbits
Small, overlooked, but nice and brave

>>70247351
We are humans though

Hobbits are Brits
Elves are Nordics
Dwarves are Jews

>>70240147
Thats more about Arabic cunts.
We're either Balrogs or Saruman.

>>70239949
Humans?

Shirefolk

>>70239949
elves because argentina is 100% white

Uruk hai, we subhuman aren't we?

>>70253736
you're too small la
goblins maybe

>>70251738
I am rather sure none knows whenever Radagast is a Maia or something else.

>>70239949
obv rohan
that map is not a good one, for it does not class tacially properly for the maiar and the valar