/brit/

anime defence league

nigger!

watching anime
thoughts?

got the number of a thicc tinder girl

might just invade ireland myself if none of you want to

everyone in this thread is under arrest

>>70219131
i meant it literally though

>>70219149
>>70219141
This is drumpfs america...

>>70219097
FOP

>>70219141
>>70219149
FOY

>>70219156
FOJ

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-38704325
>The UK has been told it will have to relax its immigration rules for Australians if it wants a free trade deal with Canberra.
The master plan is put into action. Soon there'll not be a single British bar tender left in the isles.

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cara 2bh lads

>>70219176
>using "powerhouse" literally on /brit/

FUCKING LEAFS

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>70219156
>Getting a girls number on tinder

Who cares? Don't really get why people do this. You literally have a channel for communication already.

I don't use it anymore but I fucked 3 girls from tinder and never had their number until after we met.

People act like getting their number is a big deal

>>70219172
you'll never take me alive
*barrels out of the room with my trousers around my ankles*

>>70219185
well i am leaving so ok

don't believe there are aliens lads

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>>70219218
IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not memeing against feminism or anything but I don't understand what these women's marches are all about. Are women not allowed to vote or have jobs anymore?

listening to some austrian music tbqh boys, enjoying it x

>>70219188
Going to have to go both ways xx

apparently the bloke who punched richard spencer is literally in cuck porn

>>70219269
Shut the fuck up you fucking dickhead. Honestly fuck off

>>70219184
You jest but you're quite accurate

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Genuinely really want to see free trade and borderless movement between the developed commonwealth countries desu

>>70219275
Oh no, there won't be any Australian fruitpickers in Bumfucknowhere, Queensland any more

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Over 60 of the Fortune 500 companies base their Global or Canadian Head Offices in Mississauga. Some of the strongest industries are pharmaceuticals, banking and finance, electronics and computers, Aerospace, transportation parts and equipment industries.[40]

Citibank Canada has 2 corporate IT development centres in Mississauga. TD Bank also has 3 Corporate IT development centres in the city along with Royal Bank of Canada. Microsoft Canada is also located in Mississauga. Laura Secord Chocolates is headquartered in the city, and Hewlett Packard's main Canada offices are also in Mississauga.[41] Air Georgian, a regional airline, is headquartered in Mississauga as well.[42] Air Canada Jazz operates a regional office in Mississauga and Kam Air has its North American office in Mississauga.[43][44] Mississauga is also an aircraft development hub with Canadian headquarters of Aerospace companies such as Magellan Aerospace and Honeywell Aerospace.[45] In addition Walmart Canada, Kellogg's Canada, Panasonic Canada and NetSuite have their Canadian head offices in the city.[46][47]

you fucking melons

canadians fuck off

girl I kissed last night said I tasted like strawberries :3

>>70219330
but did you get her number?

>>70219330
that made me smile
happy for you mate

>>70219305
Editor's note: NOT including America

>>70219269
they feel unhappy and people need to just listen

>>70219307
>implying

>>70219305
See>>70219323
If the leafs were excluded I would no no problems

>>70219269
Trump, with no previous history of being misogynistic or anything said "grab her by the pussy" now suddenly trump will ban women from having rights

improved my life steadily over the last 5 year by getting a job, a car and buying a flat

these are all things i thought would make me feel better but after living alone for 4 months i just feel alone and dead inside

i don't have any friends, kissless virgin etc.

https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/822844353504636930
jesus fucking christ

fucking hell lads had to walk through Oxford Street today

fucking RAMMED with tourists

was seconds away from going into skengman mode on some little chink kid

>>70219330
see a doctor

>>70219354
>america
>commonwealth

kind of want a shag but the lass i could get it off has proper feelings for me and i dont want to string her along. oh well lads might just stick to wanking xx

i bought fireworks

a big bag in pennsylvania

what exactly is so wrong with populism?

it's only bad if it can't deliver

>>70219305
as long as australia is excluded

>>70219370
"Grab her by the pussy"
Women in my work say far worse than that on a daily basis

Browsing the 'ddit

>>70219279
Source?

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>>70219303
I kno

watching silence

entire film is narrated because otherwise they wouldn't be able to show you whats happening.

bad film

>>70219370
>with no previous history of being misogynistic or anything

well this is just completely untrue desu

*doesn't rate Rooney*

>in the first week of trump presidency
>liberals ALREADY keeling over and lapping at trump's feet
>try and defend richard spencer from anarcholad
ah yes these next 4 years

>>70219371
I am very worried about being alone

>>70219388
Picture I posted looks like it incorporates the stars and stripes, just wanted to make it clear they will NOT be welcome into Her Majesty's Anglo superstate

Posting in the 'han

>>70219248
austr-aliens desu

Just bounced my dogs head off the concrete for barking

>>70219188
seriously though why would aussies come over here to live

why would you leave aus for this dreary shithole

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>>70219375

>>70219432
go on /pol/ and search "spencer" there's several collages of the guy who they think it was that include some images that jan-jan would be VERY unhappy about. I'm not convinced though, looks like they might have different hairlines

>>70219279
fake news

>>70219370
doesn't he own miss universe or one of those things

i know you contrarian alt rightists will try to tell me thats the opposite of misogyny (i mean he LOVES women) but it's not

>>70219448
proof?
you have no proof )))))))))))))

>>70219377
>tourists
>in january

dubious

>>70219508
relatives, somehow cheaper and less of a nanny state and you dont boil to death i suppose

>>70219460
trump disavowed spencer, i genuinely think liberal's hearts are in the right place and they're just generally anti-violence

>>70219461
are you part of any clubs or anything?

there's not many opportunities for me to socialise at work

oh yeah and right outside of Oxford Street station were those black lads who believe black Israelites are the true jews or some shit shouting at people

these lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nCKOqJzBzc

think I have identified a couple of cripplechan cross posters ITT

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to smart for bf

>>70219311
Wow you seem proud of being a brown suburb of Toronto

>>70219516
>go on /pol/
Did not allow a single pixel past this to let its light into my retinas

>>70219279
>someone watches enough cuck porn to recognize him on sight

ah yes, /pol/, fascinating place it is

anyone remember the cuckio meme

might do a wank to womensmarch stream on twitter

anyone else hate their best friend?

everytime we hang out with other people, he takes it upon himself to saying stupid jokes that nobody finds funny and constantly annoy me

>>70219545
oh right, so what was I just imagining it then lad?

jog on

>>70219537
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/politics/donald-trump-sexism-tracker-every-offensive-comment-in-one-place/

the article and paper is incredibly cringey but this is all shit he's said

>>70219574
me too ahah

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>>70219568
Ah yes hoteps a.k.a The Ankh-Right the cource of many a great images

>tfw virgin

anyone know this feel?

>>70219627
wish i had a best friend

>>70219631
fake news

>>70219627
reconsider "best"
allow it mandem

>>70219149
What are you watching?

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>>70219630
i also live in a touristy area and there are zero tourists here

pooresident toilet bog phart of the poonited sharts of arsemerica

>>70219565

Not really, i have my old friends on the 'book but i only get a message like one or two times a week from a handful of them and rarely ever see them.

Dont really like the people i am currently around

>>70219345
already had her number from ages ago but this was the first romantic development
>>70219353
thanks pal

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>Starting to see videos on Youtube with the 'Uploaded 11 Years Ago' tag

>>70219578
yeah alright mate *looks up, realises im in the autism-friendly area of the bar and leaves*
>>70219579
i know, the bloke who found it was protesting "n-no i just narrowed it down based on the area and the guy's age". It's also scat porn, not just straight down the line cuck shit lol.

>>70219694
not funny.

>>70219689
NO one is visiting the us now because you're run by a literal fascist

>>70219741
it's kinda funny

>>70219694
the poorty piss pooresident

>>70219663
no

Please welcome to the Brown House, the Farty Shith Pooreshitdent of the Poonited Shites of Arsemerica... Toilet Bog Fart

POOOOOO

FARTTTT

STINKY STINKY POO AND FART

BOYS FART

GIRLS FART

WE ALL POO AND FART

I WANK I CUM

SO DOES YOUR MUM

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what you lot drinking tonight?

>>70219689
>london has the same tourists as some beach resort
yanks are so fucking dumb
incapable of imagining a situation different to their own

>>70219694
hashtag pootus

>>70219791
your mams pussy juice waheyyy

>>70219737
Genuinely cannot fathom how things change.

>>70219791
your mums gash juice mate

og nú er gellan þín með lögin mín á heilanum, pabbi þinn hlustar á mig þegar hann keyrir

>>70219826
>>70219837
babymetal

reckon if the normies took the Donald fart meme and ran with it they could finally defeat him. he's really shallow. and definitely wouldn't like it

4chan gave him power, 4chan can take it away

who let the madman go to benidorm x

>>70219686
Re zero

the farty shit-th pooresident toilet bog fart of the poonight sharts of arsemerifart #pooturd

>>70219791
your mommies vaginal fluids

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>Bog Fart's first day in office
>hundreds of thousands march against him in the capital

stop making poo jokes you fucking children

>>70219791
coors light

>>70219791
Just come back from the pub, having a cup of tea while I wait for those other lads to be done with your mum.

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>>70219851
fuck off carl carlsson

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arent nectarines shit
they never ripen, they just stay hard
"ripen at home"
fucking how

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>>70219911
jog on jappy

>>70219895
at least I dont live in southend

>>70219888
cringe

whispered to my nectarines to ripen them up

>enter thread
>start three gimmicks

lads is AMD worse than intel>?

>>70219874
Full of cute 2d grills that, only watched about half of it though desu.

Donny (Dunny) John (toilet) Trump (fart)

>>70219954
Do you have any recs? I've only seen SAO and attack on Titan so far

>>70219862
so this is the power of being politically incorrect...

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was hitler right?

>>70219994
Looking for anything genre specific or just want some decent stuff to watch?

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howlen at this image

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>poo (poo)
>art (trump)
>trump (wank)

>>70220021
yes

can feel like I'm coming down with something

oh good, so there goes the fucking weekend

>>70219946
(((intel)))
seriously, wait for ryzen

Attended the women's March today

no cocaine money

>>70220021
A bit mad that we can actually do it so easily.

Wonder how easily it will be done in the future. People will be switching their sex at like 5 years old.

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>>70220021

>>70219911
what's wrong with you

mine are always lovely

>>70219946
Objectively yes until Ryzen comes out

>>70220070
what do you think of this HP Laptop

>i7
>8GB ram
>1TB hard drive

479.99 USD

>>70220030
>I wish this glass wasn't bulletproof

Why didn't people protest when their candidate lost in previous elections?

Has identity politics become the new religion for young people

>>70220030
>tfw have to attend your dads inauguration instead of building a new farm in Minecraft

>>70220156
get a thinkpad

Who /ComeDineWithMe/ here?

>>70220158
>Anonymous on /pol/
who is this four chan

>>70220158
can't imagine caring.

fuck off to a different general

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>>70220158
how the fuck do they manage

>>70220174
yes, and now they have a mantra and place of pilgrimage

Why did therapists scrap making trannies live as a woman prior to being given hormones and surgery?
Seemed like a good test to me.

>>70220030
Barron is a qt

>>70220158
the memes have gone too far

>>70220158
obv a different man

Any diamond geezers knockin' about tonight?

>>70220203
Literally never seen anyone rate a 9 or 10, why are normies so fickle

>>70220225
fuck off

>you will never rim Barron's hairless arsehole whilst Ivanka fucks you up the shitter with a horse-cock strap-on

what's the point in living

>>70220235
he looks bare like my danish mate and it freaks me out lmao

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>>70220158
The hacker called 4chan strikes again!

Dirty old cunt.

Andrew Garfield's foreign accent is terrible

>>70220021
better facial hair than me

>>70220277
hes 10 and ur going to prison

>>70220277
Great minds think alike heh

Would a MtF tranny be able to attend the women's marches and on plain about misogyny?

Find it a bit strange how a guy can just chop his dick of and suddenly be a woman. Like, don't feminists find trannies trivialise womanhood?

Home
is where I want to be
pick me up and turn me around

I feel numb
born with a weak heart
Guess I must be having fun

Shia le bouf is great lads

>>70220263
It's tactics 2bh

>>70220224
>>70220264
cuck

>>70220329
he is entertaining . total cunts around him at the minute though

>>70220225
someone on /pol/ is a super-recogniser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQEDzLeAkBs

>>70220324
yes

got a passive aggressive snap off the ex saying i fucked it up. creased tbqh boys

>>70220158
Doesn't seem to even be the same guy, different pair of glasses for a start.

hehehe look at me lol memes at gr8 lol
KEK
hahaha
trump is a racist hahaha
KEK KEK
brb doge is walk lol

>>70220329
>>70220371
hello cucks

business idea:
edit that scene in American history X where Derek says:
>All I could do is put up a flag and hope a friend sees it
And edit it so the swastika is a pepe tattoo

>>70220324
If you're a feminist and are mean to trannies you're a 'terf'

Currently boozing in a pub by the Royal London hospital, any man in?

>>70220324
Being a woman is trivial

You can do whatever you want and still find a decent husband so long as your biological clock is still ticking.

(might) have reported that cuck shit

>>70220423
glad I'm gay to be honest, absolutely detest women

making an arrangement

>>70220449
bit gay

>>70220449
Kind of wish I was a bender

If bottoms had hairless arseholes and no dick I'd probably fuck them

Imagine caring about yank politics
Christ

>>70219897
og ekki nóg með það, þegar ég dey verður helvíti fulkomnað
það er árið 1998 bakkabræður fæddir inn br enn áttu eftir að fatta

>>70220449
I'm gay except I fuck women not men

>>70220493
bender in denial

>>70220423
haha men btfo literally 80% of them are useless

>>70220504
only in it for the memes desu

>praise kek! maga! cuck cuck cuck my wife's son maga cuck praise kek sjw! mainstream media! cuck cuck sjw maga maga praise kek!

ah yes, /pol/

>>70220504
seriously this desu

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imagine being australian

>>70220404
>implying I give a fuck about yank politics

>cuck

Back to /b/ or /r/4chan you child

>>70220324
This is what germaine greer says and she got kicked out of the feminist club. Lefties have created such ridiculous rules nothing makes sense anymore

i fuck men and only certain women but i wouldn't consider myself gay

what shall I order lads
>dominos
>paki pizza
>burger king
>curry
>other

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484900779276.webm

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Quite attracted to Frauke Petry

>>70220560
dominos

>>70220542
oh i am it's great

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>>70220538
Heh, cuck

Business idea: manipulate the feminista into arguing the only 'fugees we need are women

Then we don't get the rapes or the high crime rates and we can all get qt Syrian gee effs

Thoughts?

>>70220560
get a chickoin jalfrezie x

>>70220585
*queues up with the president*

>>70220517
Could easily hook up with men if I wanted to but their hairy bodies and masculine features don't get my knob excitited

Personality of an enlightened male with a woman's body would be nice

>>70220559
I got some news for ya bud.

>>70220560
curry

>>70220538
you can always just go back to rebbit and rage about how trump is racist

>>70220560
dubs and eat your own shit

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Some posters don't like me, they try and badmind me
When Janny comes to town
All I say is "submit ban", and reduce my lifespan
When Janny comes around
Some try screw me or even report me
But it don't work 'cos Hiro don't boo me
You ain't a true G, I'm too deep
How could Janny stay underground?
I ain't like most them mods around
And kick shit off, I keep the thread count down
But they're still spamming
The only 'click' you'll hear from us is
CLICK CLICK CLICK, then the ban request's submitted
Act up and get your posts deleted

*coughs loudly*

Synthwave. That is all.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1481446443005.webm

>>70220560
>burger king


wish we hads this

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>>70220583
she's got that weird ayy lmao cuteness

imagine disliking someone so much that you actually travel to somewhere else and walk with some other people

>>70220633

I could at least respect lefties if they actually kept their ideology consistent

>>70220538
>epic bantz and mad lulz god kek xDDDDD

pathetic

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>oh i am it's great

>>70220609
fuck off murderer

>>70220654
Does liking women with short hair make me gay?

>>70220656
>Anyone who does not use /pol/ is left wing
ahhhh yessssss

>>70220656
It's not even lefties you spacker, the thread can be about literally anything and cunts like you come along and inject your own runtoid politics into it

>>70220650
There's a BK at enfield service station

>>70220644
ahh yes, the german synthwave bf that IS NOT RESPONDING TO MY TEXTS

>>70220712
no

>>70220716
>>70220714
ngl misread the comic

I'll delete my post

OI.....ARSESTRALIANS

LET'S FUCKING AV AT IT!!

>>70220718
delivery m8

imagine disliking someone so much that you actually travel to somewhere else and put a cross in a box with some other people

>>70220654
>>70220583
looks like linustechtips

>>70220776
not really

>>70220756
can't even imagine you saying 'LET'S FUCKING AV AT IT' with your gimpy canadian accent

if you ever had the stones to breathe that within a thirty mile radius of me I would not only screech with laughter but I'd take a 4 ft drillbit, string you up by a tree and drill through your kneecaps into your lungs so that you drowned in your own blood here's an idea, buy a grade 2 listed 19th century property, sit in the cellar every day and slowly develop cancer from the asbestos you absolute capri-sun

>>70220633
Howling

>>70220766
BK isn't even good mate

>>70220776
He just had a vasectomy so this must be the effects of the lack of what little testosterone he had

why do all british people secretly wish they were australian?

wish western men were as cute and feminine as asian boys

>>70220818
good post. forgot about this one.

I made it months ago

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>>70220650
Wouldn't it be Burger Republic in Ireland lmao?

>>70220828
Better than mcds or any of that other shit
bacon double cheese is unreal

>>70220698
This is what happens when you think of every single person from che Guevara to tony blair as being 'lefties'

It isn't that they aren't ideologically inconsistent it's that you're lumping together a hugely varied group with a few positions in common and then getting annoyed they don't share every single view

>>70220656
delete this

>>70220818
>canadian accent

mmm? we speak the purest english in the world lad

the colonialists spoke the way we do today

>>70220849
Australian superiority

>>70220880
We have real diners in North America

Fuck fast food chains desu

>>70220618
>Personality of an enlightened male with a woman's body would be nice
haha yeah

*opens up xvideos and wanks to trannyporn for the nth time today*

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normans, mooo

>>70220871
unmmm

methinks not sweetie :) https://desuarchive.org/_/search/text/gimpy%20canadian%20accent/

I want to live in a country with nice weather. I don't mind the UK and love it in the so-called summer but 90% of the time its dingy, shit, cold and depressing.

>>70220876
Wouldn't it be Burger Caliph in Germany?

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>>70220876
>German humour

>>70220892
what are ye talkin aboot

>>70220930
exceptional post. image and filename look familiar but im happy its being put to good use

>>70220849
Easiest warm country to move to, all you have to do is rob some cunt and they'll ship you there for free

>>70220929
quite a good post

>make some cracking fedora bait
>nobody hats me
I've had it up to here *points to forehead* with "/brit/"

did a fart out of my dick just now

>>70220909
so do we but if you want take away delivered bk is a grat option

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>>70220918
Cow?

>>70220929
cromulent post

>>70220876
wat

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only thing I don't like about Trump is his potential to bring MY job back to his nation

>>70220927
'sheed

>>70220892
Hear Yanks and cancucks say this but never seen any evidence for it

Also
>English speaking accent varies naturally over the centuries
>Ermm the colonists had the ONE true accent

Bizarre reasoning

Ireland is not brittish

want to have a wank but also a bowl of ice cream

not sure what order to do these in

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>>70220909
>Wish we had real diners in north america

Lol are you fucking serious. America is pretty known for its classic american diner

>Inb4 there are none left

average canadian accent

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7GG8UOpKi0

>>70220929
Well done Ireland, well done Ireland...HOWEVER

dropped a grape on the floor lads

>>70220818
This desu. When I went to Edmonton I came across some aggressive drunk blokes, but their accent was just so qt that I couldn't take them seriously at all. Would have been scary in England, but I just had to chuckle really.

Can't fathom what goes on in the minds of australian "men" who travel to the UK to work. Why would you leave literal paradise for a cold, permanently overcast shithole in which you'll end up earning far less and paying the same if not more for basic amenities? Makes literally no sense.

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>>70221017
hahahahaha you've fucked it

just found a grape on the floor lads

get in

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Danny's lost his rag

Have cum maybe 5-10 times a day, it mostly spurts out onto my pubes and lower chest then I just pull my pants up and shirt down and let it dry out over time

Not showered in a week, absolutely reek of stale cum

FUCK MY LIFE IM SO EMBARASSED AND RETARDED I MISREAD A LEAF POST AND NOW EVERYONE WILL LAUGH AT ME

very sad about this. not feeling one bit ok . very very upset

told my mate andy to drop a grape on the floor and he actually did it the madman

desu

had a cheeky pint in a pub that is several hundred years older than canada and the usa lol

>>70221038
Canadians to me sound exactly like yanks apart from when they out which sounds like 'owt'.

Not even joking, what are the actual differences because you just sound like Americans to me.

I'm not sure what I'm supposed to look for to tell you're Canadian.

just got in

why are there grapes all over the fucking floor

>>70221054
did this earlier, couldn't be bothered to pick it up so it's still down there somewhere

>>70221123
Bet that was horrible, who wants to drink beer that's hundreds of years old

>>70221123
Should probably have thrown it out t.b.h. it has probably gone off by now.

making wine lads

>>70221022
the english accent has changed since the colonialist times

therefore OUR accent is older than yours

making it more pure

modern englishmen speak like fucking jamaicans or some shit

>>70221125
The general tone is like higher pitched

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>>70221101
don't worry if gordon ramsey is anything to go by I'm sure your diners are shit

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>>70221138
Once one went under the sofa and my mum found it months later, she thought the cat had coughed up a kidney or something. Went to the vet, the vet had a look
>'Err, this is a grape'

jumping up and down on a bunch of grapes

not sure if i have phimosis or not, is your foreskin supposed to automatically peel all the way back when you get a boner? because mine doesn't

>>70221125
They sound pretty much the same. Especially northern midwest americans

>>70221194
Let me take a closer look

>>70221194
Couldn't tell you. I don't have a foreskin

>>70221186
>coughed up a kidney
your mums a bit thick la

average canadian hick accents

people actually speak like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI2GVcjXXI8

>>70221186
didn't happen

>>70221211
>albertan sounds like northern midwest american
shocker

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>>70221165
>The Canadian accent hasn't changed since colonial times

>>70221186
What a fucking mong.

>>70221088
think he's taken a redpill

just coughed up a grape

thought it was my kidney for a second haha

>>70221182
Im sure there are a lot of shit ones since there is an over-saturation of them. but ramsey himself has talked about his love for classic american diners

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>>70221186
>coughed up a kidney

>>70221022
They think because they're rhotic they sound exactly like William Shakespeare because they were rhotic back then.

In reality it sounds like a westcountry accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPlpphT7n9s

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>The highly educated have fewer kids, causing genes linked with educational attainment to become rarer

We all going to become dumb-dumbs?

I don't like that h3h3 guy

but his wife is hot in a weird way

was in a room yesterday with 4 skinny twats and realised that i could heem the lot of them and chucked quietly to myself

fresh bread
get in losers

>>70221340
>>70221340
>>70221340

>>70221354
Shes very sexy 2bh. Makes me want an israeli gf

>>70221367
delet this janny

>>70220712
yes

GET HIM, GET HIM RIGHT NOW

>>70221066
Feel the same about your accent desu

Everything sounds soft and slightly effeminate in British English, or outright silly in a Scottish accent.

>>70221453
What about a Vinnie Jones-esque cockney accent? That's objectively pretty scary desu.

>>70221017
The mafia?

>>70221017
The mafia?