>you wake up in a brazilian jail What to do?

play football

Brazil is such a shithole it's quite astonishing

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>>70206433
>That dude's face.

get nice blowjob from brazilian femboy for promsing to watch his back.

While reading about the prison riots, I thought of something. Why is there no good game set in a Brazilian prison riot? If I had any talent and funds, I would attempt to develop a video game that takes place in a Brazilian prison.

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>>70206433
>fuck

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>>70206620
>brazilian jail
>brazilian femboy

>>70206433
start a riot or just sneak into the tranny/gay chambers and fuck a tranny
video related start at 7:55
https://youtu.be/J4YZyJtYLws?t=7m55s

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>>70207455
really funny to see favela murderers on a shit state

>>70206433
start a revolution

>>70207678
You know your crime rate,shitty prisons and potential as a non shit country with lower crime makes me want to build a prison in Brazil like an american style one very efficient and of course make them work.

>>70207904
nah killing them would be better
mulatos will always be mulatos
if we had death penalty that crime rate would be lower

>>70207904
They wouldn't work

>>70208005
I don't understand why you don't honestly i think you can learn a lot of the Us but we can also learn some things from you about chilling out idk i like Br lifestyle when i was there i felt mostly calm if it were not crime ridden i would think about living there for a couple of years maybe.

I'm not a huge fan of the death penalty but you guys need it.

>>70208082
why not?

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>>70208361
give them equipment to work and they will kill each other to play football with a head

>>70208361
They would've riot, kill the guards, kill you and take the jail.
The scum don't like to work

Probably get my still-beating heart cut out of my chest.

>>70208499
>>70208451
...ok so i would have more guards and snipers watching them work FUCKING HELL BRAZIL

>>70208727
hehe now it will work

>>70208727
The scum don't like to work.
If they liked or wanted to work, they wouldn't be in jail

>>70206511
post dicc

>>70208765
>>70208766
same goes for american prisons mate but we make them work

>>70208784
wtf why

>chatting up this Portuguese chick
>make jokes like 'sorry I don't speak brazillian'
>sing some Spanish songs to her
>she slaps me and calls me a racist
>take my shirt off and she says 'I hate you so much but I'm so horny right now'
>we fucked like rabbits
>half way through she slaps me and starts shouting in Portuguese
>I slap her back, harder
>then she says 'fuck me harder papi'
>I tore that pussy up
All in all 8/10 weird experience

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>>70209185

Pls post more videos about favelados being animals, anything from favela machete attacks to random assaults for no reason, the worse the better. I don't know why but I have a sick fascination with just how bad people ("people") can get.

>>70207904
>implying you could do that

You have no fucking idea how that kind of people are. You'd never get them working let alone keep it efficient.

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>>70209185
I'll take "Events that never transpired" for twelve hundred, Alex

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>>70209185
That totally happened

>>70209185
Seems legit

Probably fight masses of rapist negroes until eventually dying, with any luck dead or passed out before the neeger cock

in unlikely scenario that some decent pablo bros up with me despite lack of gang allegiances nor more than few words of brazilian portuguese I probably would die of overdose eventually anyway

>>70209518
>>70209379
>>70209328
Foreign girls want the Anglo dick

>>70209185
You used to write better posts anon.

>>70209185
that was me haha
you told me you wouldn' tell your internet friends :'(

you are very very mean

I want your cock :->=8

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>>70206433
Take over with superior cartel logistics
wannabe "gangsters" won't even know what hit them

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>>70209529
>Probably fight masses of rapist negroes until eventually dying

you think this is a mothafucking game?

>>70210087
are you proud of that shit

>>70210024
>>70210024
Do you want to get bleached as well?

>>70210218
Why cut off their legs and hands?

>>70210686
ecological conscience, it's easier for biodegradation

>>70206433
is he OK?

>>70206568
anyone know where this meme came from?
it is everywhere so googling doesn't help

>>70207455
7:55 is that actually a prison?
it looks better that some favelas

>>70210218
that's a lot of white legs
you can export organs and make money

>>70211507
>anyone know where this meme came from?

Herbert Smagon art. It depicts Central Asians raping a German kid.

>>70207455
>tfw tranny have better fit body than you

>>70211832
Ahh! The bleeding vagina, pistol in the mouth. I remember now. Thanks

>>70209185
>papi
Lie detected. You fucked a Spaniard, you idiot. Who hasn't, really.

>>70212318
>pistol in the mouth
http://www.xvideos.com/video12583463/enfiando_o_cano_da_arma_no_cu_da_loirinha

http://www.xvideos.com/video23643900/comendo_o_cuzinho_da_safada_com_o_revolver
http://www.xvideos.com/video25354087/traficante_metendo_o_revolver_no_cu_do_leke

>>70213525

>comendo o cuzinho da safada com o revolver

>eating the whore's little ass with the revolver

How's my portuguese guys?

>>70213525
>http://www.xvideos.com/video12583463/enfiando_o_cano_da_arma_no_cu_da_loirinha
>http://www.xvideos.com/video23643900/comendo_o_cuzinho_da_safada_com_o_revolver
>http://www.xvideos.com/video25354087/traficante_metendo_o_revolver_no_cu_do_leke

What the fuck, that is sick, what the hell is wrong with my country. The first video is from first world, white South Brazil to booth.

>>70213688
hahahahaha nice

>>70210218
Post more of these

>>70208892
No, you don't. They have the option to work for reduced sentance or to make an income. Forced labour camps aren't legal in any first world country.

>>70213765
kek