>shit in anus

Is this more bidet shilling?

>>70200544
>india

When i was doing exchange in the US, i met this extremely cute girl.

Went to eat her out and almost threw up thanks to her rancid hole

>A ton of Americans
So,one?

>>70200650
Really?

>>70200665
Yes

>>70200655
>tfw came here to make this joke but someone else beat me to it

>>70200655
nice

>>70200733
grim

>>70200655
Kek

>>70200655
lmao jános

also are you the only albanian on int

>>70200733
No, there's like 5 of em,a girl there too.Only two or three of us post outside of generals

>>70201053 meant for >>70200995

>>70200544
Shart in underpants

>>70200655
LMOA

>>70200655
top bant

>>70200544
How exactly do you get an anus "clean"? It's a shit tube.

>>70201477
Well for starters, not having a layer of dried shit.

>>70200544
You should all know that skidmarks are the stripes on the flag of freedom

>>70200655
No, a ton means a lot, so the phrase means a lot of Americans

>>70201477
Bidet
Enema
Finger yourself with soap in the shower

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>>70201546

I don't have a bidet but my toilet is next to the sink so I always fill a cup and wash my asshole that way.
Faster and better feeling than rubbing the asscrack bloody with paper.

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>>70201546
>Badmouth Americans
>Mexican flag respond
And no,ton is a measure unit

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>>70200655

>>70200655

ehehehehe

>>70200655
Top Albanian!

>>70200544
My new poor diet is doing this to me. This wouldn't be happening if we lived under Anarcho-Primitivism.

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>>70201616
I didn't think it was possible to not know how to use toilet paper. You proved me wrong.

>>70201985
Toilet paper is objectively stupid
If your hands touch shit will you just rub them on a towel until you can't see shit any more?
No, you'll wash them with water and soap.

>>70202046
You should wipe, not rub, du dumme papierlos arschscheuer.

I'd rather have shit in my anus, than shit on the streets, Pajeet.

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>>70200655

>>70202110
What's the difference?
You drag paper across your asshole until it's thinned out enough to not be visible anymore
Asscracks are hairy, you really think some paper will get rid of all the shit in that jungle
Using toilet paper is disgusting, simple as that

>>70202223
I understand it's more difficult for you if your asshole is hairy, but wiping is removing, and rubbing will only smear it around.

>>70202366
You're wrong
I thought bidets were a thing in France anyway
Stop being a disgusting swine

>>70202424
>An actual disease on the face of the world calling somebody else disgusting
Do it again, Harris!

>>70202424
>No U
Don't assume people don't wash their ass because they use TP.
Anyway, you should learn how to use TP properly. Then you'll be able to criticize while knowing what you're talking about. Right now, it's not the case.

>>70202628
Are you mad because we rule Europe and "Great" Britain is no more than a laughing stock?
Is that why we're a disease on the face of this world?

Keep wiping your bum, you smelly poopass.

>>70200655
You're alright Skanderbeg, you're alright.

>>70200655
based

>>70202661
No matter how you use toilet paper it can never and will never be a proper way of anal hygiene
Why is it so hard for you to get and why are you so autistically clinging to the definition of rubbing and it's difference to wiping

You run around with a smelly asscrack, get over it

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>>70200544
>a ton of Americans

so ten americans

>>70200544
POO in the wallmart.

>>70202980
>making the average weight 200lb
Your banter is so weak, I think you may be pretending to be retarded.

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>>70200655
Amerilards btfo

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>>70200544
>>70200655
put me in the screenshot

>>70203223
>200 lbs is the average

not sure if bait

>>70200655
endless kekkles

>>70200655
kek

>>70200655
You owe me two sides.

>>70200655
you're alright, albania

if you're worried about amerisharts hunting you down just chill out in one of your bunkers, i doubt they can fit through the door

>>70204368

stop bullying sharters

>>70201546
Autismos maximus

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>>70200544
>Cholera returned to southern India in 2012, where it was once thought to be eradicated, in relatively affluent Kerala. Toilets were being constructed in an effort to improve sanitation. Ironically, while these toilets were under construction, workers defecated and contaminated community wells, causing the outbreak.[64]

The witches won't get you Pajeet.

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>>70200655
perfect

>>70205123
this image happened in canada though

>>70201546
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you Juan?

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>>70200655
Absolutely disintegrated

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>>70200655
He is even worse than a muslim, he is - may Jesus forgive me for uttering this word - an Albanian.

>>70200655
wtf. i love Albania now

>>70201546
You're not the shartest tool in the shed.

>>70202694
We're the laughing stock? I believe the rest of Europe is laughing at your migrant problem and constant terror attacks.

>>70207495
What constant terror attacks?
What migrant problem?
Move here while you still can, you'll be going down the shitter before you know it.

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>>70207449
Kek

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>>70200655
include me in screencap

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>>70200655
My sides.

Clean people like me spread their ass in the shower and soap them up

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>>70200655

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>>70207710
very nice

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>>70200544
>india
>shitposts

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>>70200655

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>>70200655
How will burgers ever recover?

>>70200575
yes

>americans don't use bidets

>indians don't use toilets

which is worse?

>>70205066
>Ironically, while these toilets were under construction, workers defecated and contaminated community wells, causing the outbreak.[64]

Didn't know Nurgle was a hindu god.

>>70207710
Remove reaction posts.

Let the number of replies speak for itself.

>>70203685
http://www.newsmax.com/US/average-weight-man-woman-obese/2015/06/15/id/650546/
>The average weight for men has also increased to 195.5 pounds.

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>>70202694
You're disgusting. You need to use water AND paper.

If you have a real thick shit, slashing your ass with water is not going to dissolve it.

You need to wipe after using water and check for shit and repeat the cycle as necessary.

Fucking vile, you probably have goops of shit in your ass half the time.

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>>70200655

>>70201985

do gays put something permanently in their butts? like they leave that object there for ours?

>>70200650
Kek

>>70210976
are you stupid?

>>70211338
You said that you don't use toilet paper and pour a cup of water on your ass.

If that is all you do, then you have a much filthier asshole than most Americans.

>>70211450
you are completely dense

>>70211472
You have a shitty asshole.

>>70212369
You think I just empty a cup of water over my asscrack and pull the pants back up or what

get out of my face poopy ass american

>>70200655
Lel

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>>70212417
Explain your process, achmed.

And my ass is very clean. I have Crohn's disease which shit like 5 times a day so I bought one of those nice Jap bidet seats with warm water and heated seat.

>>70212943
Not gonna talk to a literal poop retard

>>70209841
WTF are you me ? I spread my cheeks atleast for 5 mins and aim at the shower head to clean it.

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>>70200544
>shit in curry

>>70213498
that's lowkey gay

>>70211216
Yes.

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>>70213483
>Europoor who literally tries to clean his ass with a cup of water like a poo-in-loo calls a electronic bidet user "poop" retarded"

I will not be lectured by a savage. Most Europeans don't even wash their hands.

>>70213900
post a picture of your bidet and medical record
you're full of shit
both in your pants and the posts you submit here

>>70214045
I'll be home in 20 mins or so if you're still here. I'm going to eject a load of bloody diarrhea as soon as I get there, so I'll timestamp that too :)

>>70214149
disgusting poop retard

>>70214215
Almost home :)

>>70214710
Are you ashamed of being a poop retard or why the sudden need to add emoticons. is it some kind of defense mechanism

you are a lesser human

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>>70200655
Nice

>>70200655
HAHAHAHAHA

>>70213618
You know what else is low-key gay?
Being German

>>70215560
you've had your run in this thread already albania
don't try to push your luck

>>70200655
LOL XD

>>70200655
good job Albania

>>70200655
AMERIBLUBBERS BTFO

>>70200655
qeq
top laff

>>70209841
>>70213498
My niggas. Can't stay with an itchy or unwashed ass.

>>70201546
If it had been a German saying this it would have gotten 30 replies and a screencap.

>>70217663
Actually a Mexican responding to a American badmouthing post is more funny IMO