Does Japan really have a low crime rate or am I being rused?

>>70199954
t. a yakuza

>>70199954
Omg are you ok?

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>>70200041
no im dying this is my last post

>be japanese
>get shot

>>70200071
Dibs on his dakimakura and erotic mousepad

>>70199407
we have a lot of radiation criminals.but not arrested yet.Japan is really dangerous radiation hell

Does it count as a crime if I gave people circumcisions without having a medical license? Because I did a lot of that in Japan.

>>70199407
cops are just good in hiding it.
e.g. making unsolved murders as accident, and covering executions made by the yakuza beacuse they are friends.

>>70200216
Did you fry the skin and eat i
Or maybe sell it and market it as jellyfish

>>70200344
I took it to China where I told people it was from a tiger penis and that eating it will help their male vitality.

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>>70199407
>American
>worried about the crime rate of another country

>>70199407
If nobody reports it, it never happened.

Japan is fucking dangerous shithole.

foreigners can't deal with this shit.

>>70199407
>a low crime rate
yes, but there are quite a few bike thieves

>easier to get residency
you have to be a billionaire entrepreneur and hire 100 Japanese workers including me

>>70200071
F