Sometimes I wish I were a Mexican because they are badasses.

>>70197001
you want to be a casualty?

>>70197001
But your'e black.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka53JUwvdts

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>>70197001
Das rite

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>>70197001
Just get drunk enough you think no woman is out of your reach, everything that needs to be done today can wait till tomorrow and accept a violent death is glorious = instant Mexican

>>70197642
>every man in the picture is a chubby middle aged man with some form of baldness
What went wrong?

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>>70197791
Mestizaje, bald and fat are Euro genes

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Agreed.
Every mexican girl i've met at uni have all had the cutest accents and I wish I could be mexican and marry the cutest, brownest and chubbiest mexican girl out there.
>tfw will never spend all day with my mexican wife making mole and masa for our 13 children

>>70197865
>making masa for the children
That's going to be a pretty disappointing meal

>>70197865
just buy the mole sauce and masa from the store dude. spending all day making that shit otherwise is too much. tamales already take several hours to make without giving yourself that extra step of making the masa yourself

>>70197935
I do buy masa harina but all of the mole sauces I can get over here have all been disappointing. The point is though that we'd be living a traditional lifestyle, the mexican equivalent of autists like varg vikernes and that means making everything from scratch.
>>70197910
Obviously i'd make tortilla's out of them.

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>>70198015
sounds like you should move to mexico. be yourself. otherwise you're going to be on /int/ all day instead of making nice mexican food with a qt

>tfw have no hobbies or passions to pursue

>>70197833
Si hombre, cuanto mas panchito mas regordete. Deja ya de atiborrarte de frijoles y tocino, pendejo!