What has Canada contributed to the world?

Coldness

>>70173879
James McDonald

Loyalty, unlike Amerisharts and yet they're still bullied by the motherland.

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The highest charting musicians

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>>70174064
New Zealand is my favourite cunt.

>>70174064
New Zealand are Canada's greatest allies.

>>70174064
<3

>>70173879
Saving your people from mass starvation and possibly total conquest by shipping you so much food we had to ration food at home and sending billions of dollars in weapons and supplies aswell as a tenth of our population in soldiers during ww2.

>>70176909
Actually I guess that isn't at all beneficial to the world...sorry

>Insulin
>Electron Microscope
>Sonar
>Basketball
>arguably Baseball
>arguably Football
>Ice Hockey
>Lacrosse
>Peanut butter (yes, not the black guy, go look it up)
>Jockstrap
>IMAX
>modern Ginger Ale
>Standard Time
>Atomic clock
>A number of inventions related to mobile phones (modern smartphone (blackberry), the pager, the walkie-talkie, radiotelephony)
>Wheelchair accessible bus
>Bag tags (for airports, etc)
>Canadarm (space robotic arm)
>Electric streetcars
>Electric wheelchair
>Snowmobile
>Prosthetic hand
>Snowblower
>Plexiglass
>Garbage bag
>Wonderbra
>Electric Oven
>Egg Carton
>Caulking Gun
>Paint roller
>Robertson screw

>>70177206
>none of which are Canadian inventions

>>70181097
>t. former Nokia employee

>>70173879
1/3 of /cum/

>>70181126
>The idea of using atomic transitions to measure time was suggested by Lord Kelvin in 1879.[3] Magnetic resonance, developed in the 1930s by Isidor Rabi, became the practical method for doing this.[4] In 1945, Rabi first publicly suggested that atomic beam magnetic resonance might be used as the basis of a clock.[5] The first atomic clock was an ammonia maser device built in 1949 at the U.S. National Bureau of Standards (NBS, now NIST).

>>70173879
They have our back

>>70174064
<3 Kiwis <3

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>>70174173

>>70173879
Habbo

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>>70181271
>Canadian "loyalty"
>to an offshore royal family

>>70181317
Dude, like, wtf is your deal, man?

>>70173879
Poutine. That shit is pretty good. also, Canadians aren't pouring over our border by the millions and sucking us dry, so they're a hell of a lot better than our other neighbor

>>70174064
t. Australia's Canada

>>70182995
this.
We can still boast the longest non militarized border thanks to Canada not being shit.

>>70173879

The insulin that keeps Americans alive

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>>70173879
Great healthcare protocols.

t. med student.

Back-to-back colony of the month winner

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>>70177206
>list of mostly trivial items with minor connections to Canadians
>same list that's toted in Canadian textbooks

When will stop lying to ourselves that most of our contributions have been recent joint ventures due to the size and age of our country?

Celine Dion

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>>70173879

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>>70174173
God tier indie scene in the 2000s as well.

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>>70189531

>>70189531
Aren't they all from montreal

>>70174064
<3

Canada's contribution is being the Buffer-zone between Russia and the rest of the Americas.

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>>70176909
Canada is best colony

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>>70189617
Nope, all over the place. Although the concentration is pretty easy coast heavy.

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If it wasn't for Shitfan Harper and Weedude cutting our support the UN might still be relevant right now.

Insulin

>>70173879
They were a fifth of d-day famalamadingdong

>>70173879
Absolutely nothing of any value.

>>70182995
Isn't it just chips cheese and gravy? What's so special about it?

GY!BE and Corner Gas

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>>70189882
>GY!BE
Thanks.

>>70177206

you didnt invent baseball you asshat

>one bounce rule
>5 bases

>>70174173
Damn....really makes you think.

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>>70189923
Doesn't it?

>>70189617
Iron and Wine is American, Depeche Mode are British, Teegan and Sarah are from Vancouver but work in Los Angeles.

The rest of them I assume are from Toronto or some shitty town in Ontario. Those seem like band names the 20 somethings at my local Starbucks would come up with.

> The Most Serene Republic
Topkek

nothing of substance. we exist to annoy Americans with our shittiness.

>>70189855
>chips

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>>70189972
Please no bully.

>>70189855
>chips

they're called pommes frites lad

>>70174173

Who are 2-4-5?

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>>70189987

>>70190045
Alessia Cara-The Weeknd-Shawn Mendes

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>>70174064
>little brother defends little brother

like pottery

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This thing.

Also did you guys know Canada was the 3rd country in Space after the US and Russia? Well now you do.

>>70189972
Tegan and Sara are actually Albertan.

>>70190092
US is a bastard child.

they stop quebec from being a country and contain the quebecer so people dont have to deal with them,aka they took a bullet for the team

>>70189972
How old are you that you don't remember how fucking huge Feist was but remember Teagan and Sarah?

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>>70189855
The flaky fries are fresh out of the frier, the gravy is piping hot and seeps down through the cracks, the nobulous cheese curds reach the perfect consistency from all the heat; it's the perfect synthesis. It's all there.

It's the perfect fork food.

>>70188314
You do realize John Garand lived his entire adult life in the US, right?

>>70190154
Still better than your cuck paradise

>>70190159
really if you think about Canada is the only one who still pisses on the French.

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The most badass spec ops unit in the world.

Have you guys ever heard of them? Neither have we.

>>70190223
t. 54.41% white country

you guys were cucked even before it became popular.

>>70190243
quebecer, french and quebecer arent the same, look at quebec pop culture and you will find some dumb down humorist acting like they are important to society, they even have reality show called ''celibataire et nu'' wich translate to
''single and naked'' i let you guess what it is about. at least french from france still have some common sense

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>>70190273
>literally a runaway slave state
Whatever you say, Liberia North

>>70190409
when the US is majority black in 2050 what will the history books say? that the US was just a rebellious slave colony of the UK?

>>70173879
We got some French hicks that moved to Louisiana after getting kicked out of Canada by the eternal anglo.

>>70190169
Haven't explained how it isn't just chips cheese and gravy. This isn't a uniquely Canadian food

>>70190610

The sauce is unique in itself, it's not just plain gravy.

And the cheese used is also unique and only produced in Quebec as far as I know. Poutine is always served with fresh cheese curds, they make this very distinctive squeaky sound when you bite them because of how fresh they are.

>>70173879
Missing native chicks.

>>70190273
Citation on that stat.

Pretty much every shitty children's cartoon was produced by Canadians

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>>70189855
>chips
>cheese
>gravy
wft canada

>>70190695
> cheese curds are regional to Canada and the North Eastern US
I did not know that.
>>70190610
You're being a dumbass.

How is Sushi not just rice and salmon? How is a hamburger not just beef and bread? How is Souvlaki not just Kebab?

Also, "chips" with gravy and cheese aren't a standard dish in your part of the world. It's a clandestine culinary composition. Poutine is a specific dish made with specific cheese, a certain style of gravy and served in a certain way.

The difference between Poutine and "chips with cheese and gravy" is a) CCG can be made from any old shit, and probably will be shit, and b) it's an uncommon dish that only drunk slobs in your dingiest greasy spoons order up.

>>70190243
You're literally ruled by a frog tho

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>>70191070
Here are the "chips with cheese and gravy" Britanon is talking about. It's an insult to compare it to poutine. I wouldn't serve that trash to my dog.

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>>70191093
they cant be that bad, right??

>>70191070
>How is Sushi not just rice and salmon? How is a hamburger not just beef and bread?
All of this is right. Sushi and burgers aren't special, but people (especially those from irrelevant countries) have such hard-ons for Japan/America that it doesn't matter.

>>70189694
>The UN

Fuck the UN. We shouldn't be paying a fucking penny to that bullshit.

Can't wait for "Mad Max" Bernier to win in 2019 and un-cuck us

>poutine
>wowitsfuckingnothing.jpeg
Whelp... At least we still got Hawaiian pizza going for us

Degrassi

>>70191187
>bernier
Silly cons, everyone knows you'll be running O'Leary.

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>>70191144
Why are you listing the war of Spanish succession as a french victory lmao?

>>70191261
Literally no one not memeing thinks O'Leary is good.

He's a globalist shill. He's not going to get anywhere near party leadership. He's a fucking liberal running as a Conservative

>>70191189
>It is the most popular pizza in Australia, accounting for 15% of pizza sales.

>>70191307
What?! How is it not pepperoni? What kind of godless people are they???

>>70191307
>pizza cucked the strayans
HA TAKE THAT, BRUCE!

>>70191144
Know that I look into it why are you listing the nine years war as a french victory?

All the coalition wars are lumped into the Napoleonic wars by countries that won so you shouldn't list them either.

>>70173879
Tons of maple syrup.

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> literally just having money handed to me all of a sudden (people paying me back, company giving me overtime, easy shifts)
> will probably break $10,000 this week
> I was so much happier unemployed and broke
What's the point even?

I knew I wanted to get my life on track, but I didn't think it would all happen so fast.

>>70191303
>no one not memeing
And that's exactly why he's getting in. Bernier will be his Yeb.

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>>70173879

Canada gave us bagged milk, thanks based Canada for cheap milk.

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>>70173879
Castro's Bastard.

>>70191389
if gusANOs never get over his comment ill vote for him in 2019

>>70191368
O'Leary isn't Trump, nor anything like him. He's not a Nationalist. He's not anti-political correctness. He's a fucking globalist liberal.


Bernier is going to become party leader and PM. End of story

>>70191438
>end of story
I agree the meme wheels are already in motion.

>>70191438
Why are you so asspained? O'Leary will win the PC party mom because he's anti establishment and not a politician that's easy to see. Now whether he bears Weedman, that I doubt.

>>70191438
>O'Leary
>Bernier
>choice betweeb a mick and a frog
How does Canada manage to be so awful?

>>70191577
Well I can tell you O'Leary will win the conservative vote because of the anti politician wave Trump caused.

>>70191505
>O'Leary will win the PC party mom because he's anti establishment

Bernier is running on making government smaller. He's very much an economic libertarian which is something we have always needed here

You are a retard if you think O'Leary has any chance. Politician or not he is still NOT A FUCKING CONSERVATIVE. The CONSERVATIVE party will not elect him as leader because he isn't A CONSERVATIVE

>>70191697
>something we need
Just because you think that doesn't mean people will vote for him.
>ALL CAPS
Delusional really, a New York democrat won the republican party nomination. I look forward to #neveroleary shitpost from you people in the near future.

>>70174064
Lotta loyalty for a British colony.

>>70174064
Aussies tell your little brother to stop defending leafs.

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>>70173879
we are what the EU wants to be.

A functioning multi-ethnic federation.

No I'm not talking about immigrants, I mean French and English united as a cunt. It's pretty absurd when you think about it.

We are a social experiment that has not been seen since the ancient multicultural empires of antiquity.

>>70191814
kiwis > leafs > aussies >>>>>>>rhodies >>>>>>>>>>south africans >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> yanks

>>70191886
Choke on a dick, dad.

>>70191772
None of that matters because O'Leary is still nothing like Trump politically

The GOP nominated Trump because he was their best chance at winning. He ran a Nationalist campaign that focused on putting America first, which resonated with people across all spectrums. You didn't have to be a Republican to support Trump in the same way Trump didn't have to necessarily be a "Republican" to be the Republican candidate.

Bernier's policies are FAR closer to Trump's than O'Leary's are. Have you read any of their policies? Trump didn't win because "hurr TV star not a politician". He won because of his Nationalist policies and opposition to political corrective, something that O'Leary COMPLETELY lacks.

>>70191883
That's just because you don't have to deal with Germans.

>>70191972
You are platinum mad and in denial about how much Trump's outsider position helped him. Don't worry you'll come around when 2019 rolls in.

>>70192057
Why the fuck would I support a globalist liberal?

I want to vote a for a conservative nationalist. So yeah I'm a bit ticked that some retards actually think O'Leary is "Canadian Trump" and is a good choice for """Conservative""" leader. He's literally just a smarter Trudeau

>>70191140
>this is a top-notch poutine in NL
>except there's also chicken stuffing on top

>>70174064
>be Canadian
>don't fight for independence in 1776
>have to wait until 1931 to get it
LMOA

>>70192664
>"Free" for 240 years.
>Still maintains lack of rhoticity is due to regional dialect.

>>70192776
General American is extremely rhotic.

>>70192664
Was there anything that Canada underwent inbetween 1776 and 1931 that was so horrible?

>>70191307
I didn't know that, bravo Canada

>>70177206
>Ice Hockey
actually, we invented that

>>70177206
>>Jockstrap
>Canadians are proud of "inventing" cutting the ass out of a pair of underwear

>>70192970
Not in particular, but other than the Civil War neither did the US.

Clone high
Kenny vs spenny

>>70192828
Hahd Ahh, Hahhhhd Ahh.

>>70193818
Says the man who has obviously never worn assless chaps to the bar.

>>70193902
Right, so basically they didn't suffer from any oppression and ended up having a better country than you.

Hmmm

>>70193902
>other than the war where more americans died that every other war combined every fought over something as retarded as slavery (yes, that's right, """"civilized"""" america the """"""home of the free"""""" still had slavery in the 1860s) neither did the us

Americans are so embarrassing to have as neighbours

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>>70195030
>bumping this shit thread

Don't do that.

>>70173879
Canada probably shouldn't have existed in the first place
Maybe it would've been for the best that way

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>>70197086
>only notable for being the birthplace of Donald Trump's third wife

Why is it always the cunts that make us look extremely relevant by comparison?

>>70197131
I'm almost completely certain that nobody cares about your country nor does anyone even have the tiniest shred of ANY respect for it

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>>70197350
And yet in comparison to you we are the capital of the World, really makes you think.

>>70197389
That's only because your cultural similiarities with Americans and the fact that you're bordering them
When you think about it you practically ARE them

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>>70197440
Yeah sure, maybe one day we will be as distinct as your culture and cunt is.

>>70173879
Pornography

>>70197440
>>70197440
>When you think about it you practically ARE them

No fucking shit. We literally are the same people. When the Americans decided to turn into edgy Republican we were like fuck that and made our own Kingdom instead.

>>70197692

did kates playground ever end up doing hardcore, she was the only good thing to ever come out of canada in the early 00s

hockey :3

>>70197744
wtf I love Sweden now

>>70189972
Supergrass are from Britain... if they're talking about the British band that is. Belle and Sebastian are British too. Ladytron also.