POOTUS edition
CUNT!
i doobie leave
*drops a huge log of shit in this thread*
bomb when?
Congrats Yanks.
black preachers are the best
>this singer
I DO BELIEVE I HAVE AN ERECTION!
OY VEY CAN YOU SEE
>>70169372
Going to be a trainwreck of a presidency.
Bookies have 1/2 odds he doesn't make it a year, haha. I reckon he quits before he gets impeached.
OH I DO BELIEVE
>>70169423
*rushes towards with a pooper scooper*
>>70169423
*SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
fucking kek, America is literally exactly how the film O Brother Where Art Thou depicted it
bunch of inbred retards
do you believe?
take this quiz on me lads see who REALLY knows me
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/end-quiz.php?id=1701201203191932
http://www.quizyourfriends.com/end-quiz.php?id=1701201203191932
>Catholic will speak last if one speaks at all
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's a bit North Korean lads
trumps speech got me thinking
how do you even maintain infrastructure in a country as big and developed as America
>>70169451
she's 16 lad
Who's this qt singing
WHO
SEMEN
DEMON
????
who is that girl singing
she has actual anime eyes
Am I the only one who finds this announcer's voice funny
>>70169423
thank you finland, i'll put it with the others
>>70169491
That's legal here
Sound mixing on the BBC is genuine shite
>>70169314
source? pls
has she got a case of the ol nerves or does her mic keep cutting out
or is she just shite?
>>70169490
By investing in infrastructure.
A
FUCKING
RABBI
sound mixing terrible as usual
Oh christ this singer is fucking butchering it
>listen to bbc radio 4
>first thing after trumps speech
>"do you think trump wrote that himself"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF.
Even if Trump turned America into the most successful country in the history of the world the media would still shit on him
American anthem is shit apart from the first and last lines.
>>70169490
trillions of dollarydoos
that singer is my new waifu
>>70169503
yeah its very comical haha
captcha: R Joao Antunes
>americans in charge of singing
jesus christ
Jackie Evancho
She's 16 btw
Lol, American Dad theme.
>>70169490
They don't, roads and public transport are an absolute state there
>>70169547
it's pretty uninspiring 2bh
>>70169547
The full lyrics are so much better.
It's a shame they're never sung
>>70169551
>>70169526
I mean, its so fucking big
how do you even keep the roads fixed, there are billions of them
Who's the old jew they're shaking hands with?
The absolute United STATE of America
>>70169547
the american anthem is taken from an old british drinking song lel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KcHg5ZOIgU
Damn I had a bet with my mum that Trump would do his speech in a funny accent.
>>70169583
>She's 16 btw
so?
>>70169583
>Jackie Evancho
Did Trump just make me a nonce? Fucking troll..
>>70169486
>letting c*tholics spout their demonic nonsense live on air
Trump looks so tired
I'm literally shaking right now
>>70169490
you let it sit for decades after being built in the 30-40s and hope it fixes itself
that's why every American road looks like pic related
Can we stop with the anti-semitism thanks
need my bollocks inaugurated into space
PLAY BALL!
Christ Bill looks like a skeleton
How is he still standing
>>70169583
>>70169656
would fug her hard
Bill Clinton looks like he's about to drop dead at any minute
>>70169656
>16
>nonce
FOY
>>70169690
(((they))) aren't done with him yet
>>70169658
Muslims need to shut up considering we've been in America for centuries now and are still abused.
>>70169677
cool it with the anti semitic remarks
All the roads in London are fresh and new and I have no idea how they've done it
never seen a single construction thing
>>70169486
Catholic one spoke before the speech
>tfw to intelligent to have a sensible economic plan
>>70169727
It's all done at night
>>70169490
you let the individual states deal with it
iirc the feds only deal with highways
*makes an anti-semitic remark*
>16
>legal to have sex
>illegal to consent to sex
>>70169710
She isn't 16 in that pic.
>We are getting reports that minorities are literally being strung up on light poles mere minutes from President Donald Trump's inauguration
>LAND OF THE FREE
>"You will be released by section shortly"
>>70169727
they do it at night
>>70169690
>>70169706
Hillary drained his very soul to sustain herself during her campaign. You can see a few moments through the campaign where his soul returns to him, like when balloons were dropped at the convention and he started running around kicking them like a kid, but then she sucks his soul out again and he goes back to being dead inside.
swimming in paki tears right now
LGTSS EARLY SANDERS WARREN AND LABOUR MAJORITY 2020
As a non-American, I feel very marginalised by Trump's speech
don't want to be edgy but i am only watching this hoping for a 9/11 tier spectacle . why cant a mad man run down the corridor with a knife or something
>>70169760
>illegal to consent to sex
wtf are you talking about you spastic
16 is the age of consent
>>70169752
>>70169779
is it really done that quickly?
>Trump saying America should care about Americans before everyone else and not interfere like global game warden is a bad thing
>like America before WWII when it was wealthy and the best in the world
need a blonde 16 year old girls feet in my face RIGHT NOW
>>70169754
>>70169690
>>70169706
He is spending the last of his energy battling the Sleepy Doctor on the 43rd level of the Astral Plane. His victory or defeat shall determine control of the multiverse for all eternity.
what a qt
>>70169795
Same here, I don't feel he addressed the issues that Australians face.
>>70169803
Hehe yeah i hate drumpf too :P why cant he just get assassinated XDDD
>>70169819
CUTE
>>70169795
nothing significant will change. at least not immediately
footfags beware, you're next for the chair
>>70169819
something really creepy about aryan women
>>70169811
They do short, manic shifts and make sure it's either done or the road is unobstructed by morning
It was great to see so few black faces among the crowds at the inauguration, ngl
I blame the Arab Springs for this.
If there wasn't CIA NATO backed turmoil there there wouldn't be such a massive migrant crisis, fewer Islamic terrorism, less far right in Europe, no brexit, trump probably wouldn't have ran or would have lost.
>>70169760
16 is legal to consent to sex you mong. It's illegal to consent to nude pics though.
*slides into the thread*
wahey!!!
this is /int/. ALL political matters should be discussed on /pol/. not to mention this is the /brit/ thread. fuck off you insufferable little twats
PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE REPUBLICAN SENATORS AND FOREIGNERS
>>70169811
It doesn't take too long to pave a road
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/676139/time-lapse-netherlands-tunnel-building
just remember that whilst you autist sadcases are wanking yourselves to death tonight, I'll be out with the lads sniffing gear and having a laugh
>>70169840
nah i just wish 9/11 had happened in 4chan 's lifetime
>>70169833
she did a good job twobh i'd be shitting myself with that responsibility
might roll a joint. anyone wana put in and roll a big one?
Literally the only person on a double decker bus currently
There's only like 3 mins in front picking everyone else up so it's my personal taxi
>>70169516
paige wilde
>>70169879
So we need to thank arabs for the rise of nationalism and the far right again? Well shit, who'da thunk it. Thanks arabs. Long may this continue.
PRAISE KEK MEME MAGIC IS REAL
>>70169911
i'll be doing a lot more cocaine than you this weekend my friend, chances are i'll not sleep until sunday morning and not eat until sunday night
>>70169486
A Catholic talked before Trump
>>70169911
could literally og over to the fwbs place and shag her tonight but I've got crabs form a club runt and don't want to give them to her
don't piss in your drinking water innit
>>70169915
I'll fart the whole anthem and instead of hitting that high note I'll shit a turd five metres out
>Trump says that he has never smoked cigarettes or consumed other drugs, including marijuana. He also does not drink alcohol, a decision stemming from his brother's death caused by alcoholism.
Definitely a nonce, no-one rich has that much self-control without an outlet
>>70169879
lol woops
>>70169924
Ironic shitposting etc.
just had a shit so messy i'm nearly out of bog roll, should've just hopped in the shower
paul ryan's wife is a qt standing on the platform
>>70169945
ta la
ur
a
legend
>>70169762
needs to be taken out to a shallow ditch and shot in the head
bye obama
>>70169976
his outlet is winning
>>70169976
Being a certified nonce is literally the only thing that could take him down, I reckon.
>>70169969
is trump a secret papist?
last one we had in the big house got the proddies too rustled
>>70169656
muh dick
>>70169995
he was literally groomed from birth to be a career politician. he's the youngest speaker of the house we've ever had, and he'll probably be president soon
>>70169976
he probably has big incest orgies with his kids
>>70170043
he's a jew
>>70169976
or you know he's lying like he has done like a million times so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq08rtdXX64
tune
>>70169976
Don't trust non-drinkers. They have something they want to hide.
>>70170002
l8er
>>70169976
But he has his own brand of vodka????
being first lady is NOT a job
appears paige is now single lads
>>70170047
there is literally nothing wrong with being career politician.
it's just a job like career teacher or career pharmacist
was playing Bloodborne all night with my normie friends
they liked it
>>70170104
Doesn't mean he drinks it
>>70170124
except it attracts slimes
>>70169976
Of course he isn't gonna admit to doing illegal drugs if he does them you silly twat
career cumdumpster
>>70170114
too much eyeliner
pouting looks dumb
giant fod
meme eyebrows
nose looks like a plastic surgery nose
>>70170047
>career politician
Isn't Trump going to drain the swamp though?
Oh dear
http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/
>>70170043
hes a jew and jews control the Catholic church these days
0204 bolton on the map
>>70170124
except it completely isolates you from the plights of the common people
>>70170171
yes but i haven't heard a peep about it since he won
>>70169976
Yeah, Trump's vice is weird sex shit. Rapes women, grabs them by the pussy, talks about wanting to shag young girls including his own daughter, hiring escorts to piss on him in the bed Obama slept in. Only a matter of time before more weird shit about him comes out.
>>70170181
the absolute state
>>70170144
no more than any other job where large sums of cash are involved. Executive of a business like BHS or trader for the royal bank of scotland.
many constraints exist for politicians unlike those professions
>>70170171
he meant something else when he said that, no one knows what yet though
>>70170181
I could only stand five seconds of that
What I got from his speech was "I will united us"
>>70170199
haha
that's me
>>70170075
yeah like a close family member or friend who died from it
>>70170181
>http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/
very amused to see how long this will go on for
Going to miss Obama. Class act.
that hellichopper is huge
catching a few glimpses of that bald secret service guy those retards on /x/ were saying was an alien haha
>clinton has a 90% chance of winning
>>70170254
I made a post in /brit/ last night saying how he looks like a conehead haha
>that Obama farewell
;_;7
>>70170203
using this logic, one would have had to be a syrian refugee to help syrian refugees .
and i suppose you think being a billionaire from birth is in touch with the common man LOL
>>70170292
wow you're so cool
>>70170264
ah yes, the poorly made realdoll
imagine an attracitve girl irl casually mentions /brit/ to you and tells you her top three gimmicks all without being prompted
>>70170300
FOC
>>70170248
Apparently it will be live stream continuously for four years, or the duration of the presidency
met a nice girl today
got on like a house on fire
got her phone number
fully in love with a girl at uni. fuck.
>>70170327
already happened with josie hearn
>>70170181
Me on the right
>>70170181
what is wrong with yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF1GyLn9Wbg
watching it on CNN cause those retards always manage to say monumentally stupid things in instances like these
Thus began the Fourth Age of Middle Earth...
>>70170292
haha great stuff
wish i saw it honestly
ordered a dominos
fucking hell they're expensive
>>70170356
me 5'8
>>70170181
>>http://www.hewillnotdivide.us/
This is just all kinds of cringe.
>>70170248
12 years (trump will 3 term it)
>>70170181
Ah yes, the social justice "revolution"
>>70170356
is this a /fa/ meetup?
>>70170327
>an attractive girl irl that browses /brit/
you mean josie?
is there any way a trump presidency could lead to war in europe? because that'd be just grand
>>70170342
imagine her doing a poo
if it doesn't turn you on then you don't truly love her
>>70170379
and also taste like shit. good purchase.
imagine if the helicopter crashed
Why is Trump standing watching a random helicopter
>>70170181
>will never be more relevant than this moment
>half a dozen tramps
kek
haha lol xD
https://www.fb.com/22Words/videos/10154222374502606/
>>70170356
That is one serious manlet.
Fucking state of America
inb4 the 'le just make ur own pizza!' reddit wanker pipes up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLoeH1oyynY
banger
>>70170075
>Don't trust non-drinkers.
Never understood why some people say this, can you explain it? I'm a drinker btw, on the ballantines right now.
>>70170349
>>70170413
>attractive
inb4 THAT pic which isn't her
>>70170181
>that collection of reprobates
Starting to think modafinil isn't quite as good as I thought it would be
>>70170327
AISHA
I
S
H'
>>70170443
it's got President Obama and the First Lady on it
>>70170426
one near me is good enough
I like how many times trump mentioned G*d. It's about time someone realised that to defeat an ideology (Islamic terrorism) you need to combat it with an ideology of your own and not the hedonistic nihilism we have now
>>70170487
First time taking it?
I continue to believe Trump will not be President.
have they done the oath bit ?? did i miss it
>It's about time someone realised that to defeat an ideology (Islamic terrorism) you need to combat it with an ideology of your own and not the hedonistic nihilism we have now
>talking about his lunch
>>70170379
It's only worth it if you're ordering food for about 10 people desu, so then you can get a massive discount.
>>70170510
good post
wtf it's been 10 minutes of Trump presidency and anime isn't real yet
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DOLAN TRUNK IS NOW THE PRESIDENT!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7ZuffBrloo
Reminder that the worlds worst year was our finest
>>70169833
hot but she sucked
>>70170510
good post
>>70170464
Drinking makes people tell the truth. Everyone knows that.
People who don't drink, don't want to let the truth out.
wall jajaja
everyone in this thread is under arrest
>>70170379
>not just making your own pizza
>>70170549
i hope the mexican economy tanks and you all starve to death in your own filth
>>70170517
Yeah first time, took 200mg this morning
>>70170551
I like to think that long ago, moot dreamed of this day and created 4chan to make it a reality
Trump is the 10th incarnation of Vishnu and will lead us through Kali Yuga into the new golden age
yeah
wot
just having a go innit
taking a punt
yeah
boy better know
swear down
its a ting
senpai
yeah
yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeahhhhhhhhhhh
yeahhhh i hate blankets
nahhhhh i like duvets
yeahhhh i love duvets
nahhhhh theyre not quilts
yeahhhh i go mental
nahhhhh not accidental
yeahhhh i get free dental
nahhhhh do not go gentle
yeahhhh i rated the Vandals
nahhhhh but i dont rate lentils
yeahhhh thats just me
act like a wasteman thats just me
sex any girl yeah thats just me
lips any girl yeah thats just me
nahhhhh dont drive a bentle
yeahhhh this ones a rental
blair? hes a prick mate
brown? hes got no dick mate
dave? he makes me sick mate
may? you're taking the mick mate
i love shooting guns, and
i really dont rate the huns, and
i dont rate hot cross buns, but
i rate my own bad puns, and
i prey on single mums, and
leave them with some more sons, and
milk dont give me the runs, and
ive been with several nuns, and
i like to have my funs, but
i dont like to read the Suns, and
when maisie mashed both me plums, i just
couldnt stop with the cums (keyboard orgasm noise)
make daily a hundred thous(and)
once fucked a filthy laot(ian)
my tongue makes the songbirds loud(en)
till in their secretions im drown(ing)
when i meet their mums i get frown(ing)
when i go on the chon im clown(ing)
shit myself and see the bum brown(ing)
off the walls i bounce after down(ing)
just a single pint or 2
im only wee so it soaks right through
im a lightweight but ill still fight you
cos i might be little but i know kung fu
*batters the mic with my guandao until recording stops*
...el esta...
>>70170528
Yeah, it was loaded with religious prayers
ten feet higher
who are the east azns serving dinner?
dolan trunk...................
>>70170510
Unironically why I want IS to get stronger. They are a disease, we must become the cure.
>>70170314
>>70170424
hmm thats an interesting concept. might have to test out that image with a wank. thats the ultimate decider i reckon.
>>70170606
What the FUCK are you canadians on?
think i'm officially done with this yank malarkey now
Ah, the tolerant left.
>>70170667
weird
not sure I could fuck it
>>70170510
I like how the yanks dont care what other religions think.
One of the people who gave a speech said there is only one God. Nobody in Europe would ever say that
>>70170647
Mexicans are all in various stages of decapitation
This one is lucky to only be missing 15% of his head
>broadcasting a high society lunch in silence
licence fee well spent
>>70170379
they have a never ending offer for a reason, the offer price IS the real price, only a muppet would buy a full price pizza from there
doing a tired
night zzzzzzzzzzzzz
NBC blowing trumptards the fuck out
>>70170510
Good post
any words mr trump
Lads, I cannot fucking wait.
now our president need to pay for the wall, if he doesn't want to suffer a coup
>>70170667
EXCEEDINGLY VAPID
FAR TOO MUCH MAKEUP
Ed Miliband
>>70170692
Who is Jesse Cox?
PRESIDENT
DOLMIO
PASTA
BAKE
>>70170692
>'ecelebs' getting involved with politics
ahh yes
>>70170589
Most people I know think they don't feel anything first time, you don't really feel much any time but you'll get used to the effects soon
>>70170750
wonder what will happen to the number of followers
>>70170766
A fatfuck youtuber
we all though that mill b's dead
stupid bitch sent for me again
i'll send back and i'll send back
got merked last time yeah bitch you mad
>>70170667
the amount of makeup women wear these days is scary desu
must be some shock seeing them without it
Trump isn't right wing enough
HE WILL
NOT
DIVIDE
US
https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/822495850899374080
going through a period of deep thought
>>70170766
kid from breaking bad
howling
>>70170811
didn't realise she was like 15
feel a bit weird now
>>70170692
>making fun of a 10 year old kid
I thought they couldn't sink any lower.
>>70170815
leftists still hate him
drumpf will win the reelection
>if clinton didn't get a bj in the 90s, this would never have happened
crazy
trump btfo
http://fansonline.net/middlesbrough/mb/view.php?id=5148340
>>70170811
>>70170837
>>70170828
>watching NBC
>some mong in a toque talking about how he's "anxious and perplexed"
>>70170766
Fat youtube man and literal cuckold.
>>70170898
BBC have rednecks with moustaches
>>70170839
>>70170692
Funny how rorkes used to complain about SJWs going out of their way to complain about tiny things and getting triggered easy as fuck
This is some literally who's Twitter lads, get over it
>>70170828
They're looking forward to Trump's reelection that much?
>>70170864
stop posting this you nonce
she's got loads of fake accounts that's not her
lads, I...
need a gf...
>>70170859
Hillary's first mistake in this election was not to satisfy her husband back in the 90s
A butterfly flaps it's wings
>cant even play mmos because the social aspect means i usually end up sperging and alienating other players
hhaha lads the day i get courage to do the ol 'cide cant come sooner
Made this youtube channel lads. You might enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl2WFnSusGA19bXlnKO2vzQ
identity politics has replaced religion for young people
>>70170828
Reckon he'll run for prezz again?
>>70170811
How can you shag bare lads
Is your fanny not stinging
I bet your fanny's fucking minging
>>70170898
>toque
Excuse me?
>>70170918
We president now
>>70170918
>SJWs only further proving rorkes right by going after fucking 10 year olds
Thanks lad.
>>70170943
buy me wow time and ill play with you
>>70170943
post fucking machines
>>70170943
Machines don't let you down like that
que pasa el lados?
>identity politics has replaced religion for young people
the man who started it all
>>70170918
he has nearly 400k followers
most pics of the rorkes on twitter are literal nobodies with 100 followers
>>70170992
el australiANO
>>70170918
children are off limits, that's when it stops being banter
ANNOUNCEMENT
YANK POLITICS TIME IS OVER
PLEASE REFRAIN FROM DISCUSSING YANK POLITICS FROM THIS POINT FORWARD
THANK YOU
>>70170943
Just play Nostalrius, the place is littered with spergs
>trump isn't a Russian sleeper agent
Explain why that Russian guy the Beeb was just talking to was at the inauguration then
>>70171019
toilet
So how about those yank politics
need a gf
>tfw 5'4 and built like an Icelandic fucking machine
POTUS followers on twitter are increasing
interesting turn of events
>>70170993
It literally has though
Identity politics on the left and rorkeism on the right
>>70171043
Thanks, lad
N E W (old)
>>70167712
>>70167712
>>70167712
>>70167712
been asleep for the last year lads
what have I missed?
>>70171043
a daring synthesis
Venus looks VERY bright in the south tonight
mars also visible to the top left of it
>>70171043
don't you mean Israeli?
>>70170943
What have you played you mess?
>>70171063
Pokemon Go was a bit cool
>>70171075
saw this the other day
was nice, wish i had a decent scope
>>70171075
>mars
race you there
>>70171047
there isn't a single twitter for it.
obama is potus44
trump will be potus45
>>70171075
You'll see Jupiter close to the Moon some time tonight as well
STOP THE POST YOU ARE WRITING
PAY ATTENTION
THE NEW PENGEST MUNCH EPISODE HAS JUST DROPPED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpKviOimN6s