Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

>>70163469乙

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日本語ができっこないわ

>>70163469
乙

>>70163469
why did you put back the fucking /int/djt

>>70163652
Why not?

look the jew faggot who makes money selling your personal information wants to be president
the only way to stop him is by not using FB , messenger, whatsapp, instagram

http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-19/he-wants-be-emperor-%E2%80%93-how-mark-zuckerberg-scheming-become-president

久しぶりに来て見たら、フィン太郎もサラもいなくなってた。

>>70163692
This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan. THIS IS NOT THE DJT!
Let's talk at random in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous thread >>xxxxxxxx
過去ログ http://desuarchive.org/int/search/subject/日本語スレッド/
Useful Links---
Real Kana
>http://www.realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G5C7fCe07CDzYalZYZObzxv_fhw7RUNsLHiMAY-t7FA/mobilebasic?pli=1
100 most common Japanese words
>https://docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに
it should go back to this

Who has the nude pictures of the princess? I want to see her pussy

>>70163900
Which is why he linked to djt so that the people who want that can go there. Not having the link there is what will cause people to think this thread is the same.

>>70163547
がんばれ

>>70163926
Must mosaic pussy first as its Japanese tradition.

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>>70163996
頑張る

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How do I get an oyabin?

>>70163945
Most of the people moved to /jp/djt
/int/djt is a dead thread

>>70164174
The current jp thread has currently 4.9 posts per hours. The int thread has 9.1 posts per hour..

>>70163926
what the fuck is wrong with you? leave her be

>>70163945
no they will think we are affiliated...
if you are looking for japanese help
>go on /int/
>search japanese
>see 3 japanese threads and something called daily japanese
>click on the japanese thread because it seems more like what you want.
>dont read the op
>post "translate this"
>get told to fuck off

we just need to have
>if you are a weeb/ someone who has no interest in learning Japanese >>>/jp/djt/
for anyone who actually reads it

>>70164174
That's a lie.

>>70164033
They aren't official pictures
The Australian poster saw them in tgis thread

damage the jew, uninstall messenger from your phone

>>70163945
also the >>>/int/djt
shows our thread too because we link to it
>>70164259
and i meant >>>/jp/djt

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IF YOU AINT GOT A GUN
AND YOU CAN'T FUCKIN RUN
MY ADVICE IS YOU HIT THE DECK JAP

>>70164259
Why'd you stop using a name? I liked being able to filter your retarded posts.

>>70164380
hi
are you the famous monolingual who lives in thailand?

>>70164259
I don't have any interest in learning Japanese but I'm still here because I like the people in this thread, for the most part.

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>>70164461
>monolingual

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>>70163469
おちゅ
>>70157577
>最近よくこの子を貼ってるんっすね
Make Megimin a New Meme
>>70158571
君が後100年生きていられれば
>>70163547
さよか
>>70163811
沙羅は粘着厨にやられ
フィン太郎は童貞を卒業した
>>70164259
間違いなく、/int/のdjtより/jp/の方がよい

>>70164516

CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE! YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

REEEEEEE

>>70164380
構えが甘いな。銃身が頭の横にあるとろくに狙えないし、リコイルも抑えきれない。

>>70164516

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???

YOUR WAIFU A SHIT

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>>70164417
because when i do i get abused by the other aussie :0

OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2zTPKprUSw

>>70164670
desu I will bully you even with the name, I've just been busy today.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

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>>70164594
im a native Japanese
>>70164627
Megumin Maji Tenshi

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>>70164720
what are you doing next Thursday?

トランプの演説が始まろうとしている

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prd2RfhF1tM

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>>70163811

>>70164803
Don't have plans yet but I imagine I'll probably go to the beach in the morning and have a barbecue later.
Last year I got shitfaced, got hit in the side of the head with a foam pool noodle, and wound up with a perforated ear-drum.

>>70164910
>Last year I got shitfaced, got hit in the side of the head with a foam pool noodle, and wound up with a perforated ear-drum.

i have never heard of anyone getting injured from a pool noodle... i cant decide if that's sad or impressive...
>I'll probably go to the beach in the morning
sounds fun hopefully its not too packed

>>70164816
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!

>>70164826
>Sarah
It's very hard to put the autist where they belong since she left this thread

>>70164816
ヒラリー元気そうじゃん
健康問題とは何だったのか…

Bush Junior hasn't aged a bit...

>>70165357
looks like he can't stand alone. He quickly reached one of the barrier on the right after they opened the doors

>>70165084
We were hitting each other with them (quite hard) in the pool. It wasn't the noodle itself but barotrauma; presumably some water formed a seal over my earhole, so rather than air escaping, it was rapidly compressed and the ear-drum went pop.

>>70165275
desu I miss her almost as much as I miss bakahiro.

>>70165294
今にも倒れそうなヒラリーはやっぱり大変な病気にかかっているな
死にかけている体調で大統領になってどうするつもりだったのかな
トランプが勝たなかったらアメリカは今頃危ない状況になっているだろうね

>>70165402
Really? He's only 70 and it's as young as Trump.

>>70165456
ヒラリーはNY市長選に出る気があるって、何かの記事に書いてあったよ。
選挙でずいぶんお金を使ったみたいだけど大丈夫なのかね…

黒尽くめの暴徒がワシントンDCのマクドナルドの窓ガラスを破壊してるのがさっき流れてた
こいつら何なんだ

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Is this true?

I'm a beginner fag.

白い車が家の右側に有ります

家の右側に白車が有ります

Are either of these correct?

>>70165848
>白車
sounds strange. should be 白い車。
Other than that either sentence works perfectly.

>>70165526
都市政治は全国政治とは違うし勝てるとは思えん
老人ホームに行った方が健康的には安全だな

>>70165809
It's fabricated. The handwriting of the memo looks too bad for a woman who's old enough to be a mother.

>>70165932
NYとかカリフォルニアでは支持されてるんじゃないの?まあ、他の国の一都市の事だからどうでもいいけど(´・ω・｀)

>>70165809
どう見てもおっさんの字
女の文字じゃない

>>70165902
Thanks.

I was always under the impression that putting a location before who/the object, makes a sentence such as this look better. But if either is fine, that's good.

I don't dislike Melania too much...but her dress today is a little too much...

>>70166141
i think it looks quiet nice

>>70166130
>word order
That's the thing about an agglutinative language.

>>70166141
Melania is hooottt
Ivanka has the kanadajin thing in her

>>70166188
>>70166226
It's classy...but maybe a little too Jackie-Oish?

ISISに殺される瞬間が見られるかな?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UXYMPTdC40

>>70164816
active view 450,000 !

ohhhh he didnt shake Melanias hand

外国でも女文字とか男文字とか分かるんだろうか
日本だと90%くらい見分けがつく気がする

>>70164816
嫌そうな表情

誰かバロン君に声かけてあげて…(´・ω・｀)

>>70166331
増える一方だな

テレビがライブで放送しないのは翻訳するためかな??

>>70166205
No, I completely understand that. But in the case of a "natural" looking sentence, regardless if it makes no difference to the meaning, putting when/where before who/what is better.

I was told this by a native, but maybe he's just an English teacher telling me lies.

>>70166535
バロン西

あ、NHKはライブか

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これはどう?
女っぽい、それとも男っぽい?

>God is in their constitution
topkek

>>70166916
「あ」が女の子っぽい!
でも「え」と「お」が雑で凛々しい
どっちにしても20~30代の人の字だな

うーん、女!

>>70166736
I read the two sentences again but they still look pretty much the same.
The sentences are short, and so I can't even say which sentence emphasises more on the car being white or the car is located on the right.

トランプかわいそう
ハードル上げ過ぎだろw

>>70167059
>in god we trust
They even put god in their money.

>>70167326
that happened after 1864 and only appeared as the official motto in 1956, and people dont like it because it violates the first amendment.

because America was supposed to have no god in the government.

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>>70167059
Better than allah, non?

トランプの前髪、尖ってるね

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>>70167569

>>70167059
if they were secular they wouldnt be so backwards

>>70167527
It seems that it has something to do with their fight with communism.
The Real Reason 'In God We Trust' Is On The U.S. Dollar https://youtu.be/A36Iq5qNukQ

>>70167527
>people dont like it
"""""people"""""

>it violates the first amendment.
No, it doesn't.

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>>70167648
大統領に就任したら髪型を変えると思ってた。
禿げている訳じゃないのに、もうちょっと何とかすればいいのにね(´・ω・｀)

トランプの演説見たいのにうんこしたくなってきた

>>70167745
まだ平気よ…うんこしてらっしゃい(´・ω・｀)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZy1WAWeVN4

>>70167745
オムツくらい準備しておけよ

>>70166916
ガキか教養のない女

>>70167724
>Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

>Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,

>has appeared on paper currency since 1957. A law passed in a Joint Resolution by the 84th Congress (P.L. 84-140) and approved by President Dwight Eisenhower on July 30, 1956 declared IN GOD WE TRUST must appear on currency.

>a law passed making a religious statement appear on currency

how does that not violate the amendment?

>>70167660
God is also in whatever the brit call "constitution"

>>70167929
>god save the queen

アメリカって準国歌多過ぎじゃね?
>>70167796
もう間に合わない、、
>>70167881
ごめんなさい、未熟者です

PRESIDENTRUMPPRESIDENTRUMP

>>70167170
>>70167920
はははは、マジか
じゃどう書いたらいいのか?
男だけど

POTUS TRUMP

雨降ってきちゃった?(´・ω・｀)

>>70167745
俺なら食べる

>>70168148
うんこは飲み物です(´・ω・｀)

can you learn some japanese casually?

let's say by devoting 2h a week

>>70168230
how linguistic are you?

kek, get fucked chinks
due your greediness america is not longer your friend

>>70168230
Sure

>>70167929
>>70167998
the queen is a powerless figurehead

also catholics are banned from ebcoming heirs to the throne

>>70168298
I'm a Buddhist. Can I be a queen?(´・ω・｀)

>>70168298
>catholics
what is Protestantism?

>>70168129
外れたーwww

バランスが雑に見えるのかも…文章中は「い」は小さく書くと綺麗に見える
若い女の人は「潰れた字が可愛い」と思ってるのでその傾向があるのです

>>70168371
H-hey

>>70168371
you can become the king. as long as you convert to church of England. and as long as you have never been catholic.

>>70168230
I learned several languages by being around their speakers.

I moved a lot, however now I know only english.

>>70166916
33才 大阪のたこ焼き屋のおじさんっぽい字

>>70168477
meant for

>>70168258

>>70168409
このスレに女はいない(｀・ω・´)

>>70168442
>king
why not queen??(´;ω;｀)

>>70167923
You've pasted an excerpt from a text without interpreting it or showing how the facts relate to the substance of the text. It's on you to show that there is a violation (and you won't be able to show any such thing, because there is no violation). To do this you need to think carefully about what the words actually say. Try paraphrasing them.

The other line of argument would be to observe that U.S.G. may only exercise those powers expressly granted it; however, the power to mint currency (and implicitly to determine what currency is minted, including its composition and design), is one such express power in the Constitution.

Therefore the law is 1) not disallowed and 2) allowed - it's constitutional.

>>70167929
The U.K. doesn't have a single codified
"Constitution". But since there is a state church, it's a moot point - the U.K. is by no means secular.

>>70168545
you need to be a girl to be queen

>America first, America first
小池百合子と言ってる事同じでちょっと笑ったw

It's funny how what Trump says he wants to achieve is so contrary to what he says he will do. Protectionism won't help with the prosperity of USA at all.

>>70168379
>>70168442
The Church of England (or the Anglican Church more broadly) is NOT a protestant church. The Church is both Catholic and Reformed. What our friend meant by "Catholics" was "Papists" or "Romists".

LET'S ERADICATE ISLAMIC TERRORISM COMPLETLY FROM THE EARTH

>>70168768
thats not gonna happen and you know it, its too fluid and isnt a single solid threat that has leadership and can be destroyed like the nazis

>>70168614
can i be a princess instead?(´・ω・｀)

>>70168768
>LET'S ERADICATE ISLAM[...] COMPLETLY FROM THE EARTH
amended

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>>70168871
you again?

>>70168871
create a principality somewhere.

>>70168934
He should have said Islam for the earth

>>70168711
>Protectionism won't help
maybe it will for certain industry sectors.

>>70168946
hello? have we met?

>>70168994
it would be in 2-chome

ガキ、教養のない女、たこ焼き屋のおじさん
雑だな

>>70168398
なるほど
結局のところ俺は日本人じゃないから雑に見えるのは当然だね
まるで基本がないんだから

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>>70169193
>2-chome

>>70169270
i think its nice they let sanders speak

(((zion)))

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>>70169307
lel

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禁止が終了した
これから真面目なポストしか書けない

>>70164174
You wish faggot

>>70169484
書かない*

>>70169484
3 day ban for that???
きびしい…

>>70169484
s-sorry

クリキントンおじさん老けたなあ

>>70169484
>禁止
単語の使い方、間違ってない?

俺はくらっても一分以内に復活できる
無敵の糞ポースター

>>70169484
why is the ip the local ip not your public ip?

>>70169588
モニカもびっくり(´・ω・｀)

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>>70169574
Veggieに返信したので、The F.は僕にBANされたら、Veggieとセックスできると思った

天才チンパンジーのブッシュくんはまだご存命だったか

>>70169484
日本語なら何書いても平気
よって日本語最強

>>70169735
僕は4chanです

>>70169759
じゃ、日本語教えてください

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>>70169319

peru? what will happen with china now that trump is president peru?

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>>70169756

>>70169759
よ、嬢ちゃん
やるかい?

>>70169756
Veggie is trouble
best avoided

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>>70169484
have another (You)

>>70169815
trump will put high taxes for the chinese goods
so if america stops buying from china then there will be a stock of goods I could buy for a discount

>>70170079
And where would be your market?

>>70170101
>where would be your market?

Today, we have a new president in America, but nothing would change of my life.

>>70170218
>nothing would change of my life.

>>70170139
>>70170281
What are you doing?

Nothing would change my sex life

>>70170425
When did you throw away your virginity?

僕の事はムスタファと呼んでください

>>70170683
ムファサね
分かった
これからムファサちゃんと仲良くなりたいね

english is quick train
its syllables ride fastest
this station, arrived

>>70171326
Japanese is a model train.
Only children, autists, and strange old men are interested in it.
CHOO CHOO

>>70171424
>>>/n/1039533
choo choo

https://twitter.com/POTUS
トランプ大統領の新ツイッター・アカウント

>>70171592
>most of the thread is one bloke talking to himself
>>>>>"I felt a bit autistic taking these pics desu"
You don't say.

>>70170908
ライオンキングかよw

>>70171759
it must be nice to know why you cant get a girlfriend though.

ホットケーキに続いてお好み焼きを作った。本気で美味い。みんなにご馳走したいぐらいだ。

>>70172050
モダン焼きが良い

>>70172085
すまない。麺を買ってないんだ。

お好み焼きは広島風の方が旨い
異論は認めない

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>>70172094
I agree, Japan is a very racist country and needs more diversity.

>>70172094
there is one for south east asia
>>70159325
the rest of east asia is china (who cant post) or Korea who just has cunts.

んOしA

>>70172136
賛成だ
たまに庭でバーベキューのホットプレートで広島風お好み焼きを作っている
最近、大阪風も作ってみたが、正直あまり美味しくなかった
まあ広島で何回か食っておるが、大阪には一度も行ってないから美味く出来上がらんかったのはそのせいだったかもしれん

>>70172217
その気持ちわかるわ

I'm looking for a best Japanese friend. He need to be kawaii with cute little penis (no homo, it's just friendship).

>>70172454
can i also?

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>>70172505

No.

>>70172302
庭で作るとか凄いな
作ったら家族とか友達に上げるの?

ここはゲイの巣だった。

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>>70172554
reked

>>70172590
*あげる

>>70171592
that OP posted pics from my state...small world

>>70172454
>need
needs*

corrected
I'm your English teacher

>>70172731

We can be best friends too.

>>70172590
以前、両親を連れて日本に旅行した
両親が広島でお好み焼きを食べてかなり気に入った
まだ実家に住んでいるから、帰国したらお好み焼きを作るように言われた
まだ友達には食べさせてないけど、今度家に誘う時は作ってあげようかな

>>70172926
no, thank you
your friend is that Aussie above you

>>70172731
pls write the following name using kanji, hiragana
miho kitazawa

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>>70170079

you used to idolize trump until he went racist didn't you peru? poor peru

>>70173185
>trump
>racist
ok malaya

>>70173166
I don't know how I write the name in kanji
I can write it in hiragana tho
みほ きたざわ

>>70173012
家族でお好み焼きか、日本人みたいだなw

>>70173166
来多座羽未歩

>>70164360
>damage the jew
This made me kek more than it should have.

>>70173519
calm down ahmed

>>70173519
>This made me kek
I understood this meaning
>more than
I understood it should have
>it should have
I couldn't understand this meaning

plz teach me in Japanese

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>>70169202
その割には、巧く書けている
>>70169484
>>70169756
多分、チンチンとホモのスレで、女のことを書いたので
off topic
になったのだよ
>>70169594
カタカナでバンと書くのがよい
>>70169907
それ、訳して
>>70170218
いや、TPP離脱確定にNAFTA破綻で、かなりの影響が日本のある
グローバル化とは、一国経済の枠組みでは市場経済が機能しない資本主義の発達段階なので、金融不安へと向かう
まあ、説明するまでもなく、「壁」を作れば、メキシコ経済は破綻するでしょう
TPPもNAFTAもUSA優位の国際協定なので、結局は、アメリカ経済は自殺へと向かう
さらに、フィリピン沖での米中軍事衝突とか
メチャクチャだね
>>70172136
関西風の圧勝
>>70172302
広島風は素人には難しい
単なるオム焼きそばと勘違いしてないか?
>>70172591
ネナベの巣

>>70173832
>I understood it should have
I understood this meaning*

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>>70173012
原爆ドームにも行った?

>>70173832
笑い過ぎたの意味だ

>>70173998
それ本来の意味以上に、これは私を笑わせた

>>70173998
あーなんとなく理解できた
本来笑うはずよりもっと笑ったってことか
英語難しい…

>>70174106もサンキュー!

>>70169193
yes we have

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hi
i'm not dead
pic related, my gf

Stop changing the fucking format

>>70174340
hey, you lasted what 1 week?

>>70174362
what is the fucking format?

>>70172302
美味しくないお好み焼きはキャベツが少な過ぎるか、出汁の味がしないかのどちらかの場合が多い
僕を家に招待して下さい、そうすれば最高のお好み焼きというものがどういうものなのか教えてあげますよ

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3yxxe66LXs

>>70174446
This one >>70163900
djt needs to go back. There's no need for 2 Japanese threads when this one's already well established.

>>70174112
The phrase was likely not meant to be humorous, but I laughed anyway.

>>70174412
I don't remember but I didn't want to leave
I was just angry because of the troll bullying me
Now I can come back here because as long as my gf is alive and single I have a reason to live

アメリカは何が爆発してるの?

>>70174692
>troll bullying me
who?
>I didn't want to leave
then dont...
> gf is alive and single I have a reason to live
is shes single she isnt your gf is she?
>reason to live
thats good i guess

>>70174692
You know, you're not shitposting as hard as you did last year.
Why the sudden decrease in the level of your shitposting?

>>70174694
何で日本君はまだ寝てるの?

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>>70164360

what about wechat peru? peru? i thought you were half-jewish peru?

>>70174831
stop feeding him its just fucking sad

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>>70174509
キャベツは刻むのではなく
手で細かくちぎる派
>>70174815
つか、今から寝る

>>70174786
some Swedish anon who is not as popular as me tried to make fun of my gf lel

>>70174815
Because I was really depressed and lonely last year but it's better now, I don't need your attention anymore

>>70174694
私は今日にツルムプを死ぬと思いました。

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>>70175034
Didn't you say your gf was a fat korean

>>70174941
じゃ、甘い夢

>>70175034
>Swedish anon
>瑞典人3?
he just got off a ban
>who is not as popular as me
sure
>gf
>lel

>>70175034
>I don't need your attention anymore
Then do us all a favor and hang yourself or at least fuck off.

>>70175034
>some Swedish anon who is not as popular as me tried to make fun of my gf lel
In the first place, you are not popular at all

>>70175154
Why does he have a 3 in his name?
And do 日本人ではありません and 日本人じゃないstill post here? I thought they were our honorary swedes.

>>70175115
she's not fat she's fit

>>70175154
this one probably -> >>70175160

>>70175315
Just because you don't like me

>>70175417
>3
>さん

>>70175417
3 in nip is san

i think i saw 日本人じゃない the other day

>>70175468
>>70175465
>>70175417
its also a reference to kanadajin3/san
>>70175459
>this one probably
yeah probs

>>70175465
>>70175468
Why did he add it all of a sudden...

>>70175459
Can we see her face though

>>70175556
>guys should i make a vlog channel?
yeah
>ok my name will be 瑞典人

>>70175556
She is my gf
I don't want to share her or let you insult her
You see her as a girl but she is not a normal person, she is my gf and the greatest person I know

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I miss these lips

>>70175763
it's a boy

>>70175780
そのが悪い?

今ちょっと。。
What's going on? Some sort of inside joke?

>>70174340
I thought you were the German who was making all these threads, I thought this was your new autism

>>70176000
are you chatting with Japanese girl?
tell me her Skype ID

>>70175763
why are you doing it again?
if you really hate me go to her facebook page send her screenshots of my posts about her
then I will kill myself I can guarantee. If that's what you want
I only have one thing in my life so why do you want to destroy it for me?
I said I hate when you make fun of her but you're doing it again
What's the point? I haven't posted her in the last weeks, I stopped shitposting around christmas
you're just an asshole

>>70176100
The other German is a decent human being. Don't confuse him for DT-kun.

>>70176125
I never chatted with a girl on Skype, I'm quite miserable

>>70176205
dont listen to them koreaboo i love you :3
>>70176259
yeah that is sad even i have talked to girls on skype

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>>70174831
QQ > wechat > kakaotalk > telegram > line > snapchat > whatsapp > messenger

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>>70176205

>>70176389
would fuck

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>>70176389
no need to be a dick :(

>>70176389
kek the lips were actually her

>>70176431
she has a large clit

>>70176478
excellent

Jajajajaja...

>>70176389
>>70176431
>>70176478
it's not funny
It really makes me sad. I love her
it's funny that you say I destroy this thread but you are just mean bullies and asshole
this thread doesn't need you either
notice how it's never Japs that are mean to me? you will never be a real Jap

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>>70176618
>you are just mean
>never Japs that are mean to me

Didn't really think that one through eh?

>>70176722
you're not funny and just pathetic
you will never get a girlfriend
I was never mean to anyone in this thread
But you bully me and insult my gf, the only thing I have in life
Maybe you don't realize that there's a real person here and you hurt my feelings
It's stupid to let some posters on 4chan make you sad but you don't understand how much my gf means to me
I really want to meet you in real life and talk to you, explain why I am like this
I'm actually not a bad person

>>70177073
>you're not funny and just pathetic
>you will never get a girlfriend
10/10 projection

>>70177073
don't let it get to you the more it does the more fun he will have doing it.

>>70177073
口を閉まて下さい

>>70177209
>閉まて
閉めて

>>70177263
ありがとうございます。

>>70177126
I know this and I hate myself, it's nothing new. It makes you seem even meaner
I'm done with this world, my gf is the only thing I still care about
Why make fun of my gf looks when you could make fun of my mom's cancer? Oh no that could happen to you to so you don't do it because you think it goes too far
just because you're not autistic and don't have a gf and don't know how I feel you're not allowed to make fun of her
she means everything to me

>>70177209
if you want to say "shut up" in Japanese, 黙れ sounds natural.
besides that, you can also say 口を閉じろ instead of 黙れ.

I prefer the good ol' ギャーギャーうるさいから僕のチンコでも咥えろ

>>70177856
what about 煩いな

>>70177856
what about 死ね

>>70178173
キモ

I'M GONNA BAKE THE NEW BREAD

>>70178380
>274
>new thread
whyt?

>>70178449
To make sure it's the right format

I'll make a new thread at 310 to make sure it's the right format.

>>70178486
its way too fucking early dude they will just make a new one at 310 and your one will get removed. they always remove the thread that was made before 310

>>70178486
are you white?

>>70178568
are you?

Any good anime on this season? I'm tried as fuck and need something to watch

>>70178592
yes

>>70178549
Nah I always make my threads at 310

>>70177962
>>70178024
>煩いな
>死ね
both are fine.

If no one posts anything none of you niggers are gonna be able to make a new thread

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>>70179538
Discuss

>>70179607
Wrong German m8

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the new gf

she's pretty kawaii, ne?

>>70179659
don't care

>>70179718
Yeah you bongs also all rook the same to me

>>70179738
we do actually

>>70179672
It's a fella, isn't it?

>>70179790
Why do bongs look a bit weird?
Like I've noticed a lot of the girls look kind of like that one Game of Thrones chick, the one that looks like a sloth.

>>70179825
yes

>>70179900
Still pretty kawaii

>>70179893
because we are a mix of danes, germans and norman french.

脱糞は嫌だな

>>70179825
>>70179900
You can tell by the hands.

>>70181571
>brazilian
>expert at identifying traps
are there many where you live?

>>70181795
Not really, never seen one.
To be honest I didn't even know that Brazil was famous for transvestites/shemale porn or whatever before coming here.

Meh I just watched Hacksaw ridged
once against japanese commit sudoku

i will make new thread

NEW THREAD

>>70182063
>>70182063

Making a thread at 310.

>>70182084
What the fuck are you doing bong I called that shit at 271

>>70182084
HAHAHAHA
A RILA THREAD AGAIN!!!!
LOOK AT THIS MADMAN, HE DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!

>>70177856
what about good old うるせー
?

Didn't last long tho.
USA should make it

I thought alienposter had a 4chan pass

>>70181272
糞詰まりで死ぬほうがいいのか?

>>70182449
he has but he can decide eather to show it or not.

ei

NEW THREAD
>>70182670
>>70182670
>>70182670
>>70182670
>>70182670
>>70182670

>>70182624
Well done Detective Frog!

How do you do it!

>>70182662
>>70182662

>>70182662

>>70182662

>>70182662

I couldn't sleep again
pls give me some drugs
I wanna sleep or die peacefully

Hey japs, do you have some charts like us billboard-top100?

>>70182730
> die peacefully
Seppuku?