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*walks into thread*

ey mates what's go-
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*drops a huge log of shit in this thread*
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ol' 'cide
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It's me, Goku!
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6th for ring wing
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'oing 'own t' 'hop t' 'et 'yself 'ome 'ilk 'ou 'ads 'ant 'nything?
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>>70159939
'f
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>>70159939
'tto
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finn already shat on the bloody thread
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>r/unitedkingdom is still buttblasted about brexit
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>>70159939
'rl'iend
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Applied for Question Time lads
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>>70159939
'rumpets
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>>70159939
'ill t' 'ive
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>>70159967
that subreddit is literally just left wing remainers.
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>>70159909
OI!
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>>70159939
'eakin 'ke 'his 'ilters JFs out
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Sorry for asking advice lads but all my flatmates are out and I'm shit with this kinda thing.

Pay for her or not when I'm unsure whether it's a date?
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Sometimes I catch myself literally laughing aloud and smiling when I read a funny post and then I feel ashamed because I literally don't realise I'm doing it

Think the lack of human contact is driving me crazy lads
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>>70159939
'
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Rejected from Question Time lads
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wonder if girls can feel themselves getting wet
I've asked my gf about it before and her response was "can you tell your tongue is wet?"
but I reckon if my tongue was ever dry then became wet, I'd tell
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>>70159987
We will be greatly disappointed if you don't wear a white shirt with a purple tie
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>>70159939
i know you're having a laugh but some people in Yorkshire actually talk like this
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>>70160016
if you're just gonna get coffee or whatever then there's no point paying for her imo
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how come australians are more british than the brits are nowadays
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>>70160017
the other day i said something out loud that i thought was funny and laughed and then realised i just laughed at me talking to myself in an empty house
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N O W
THAT'S
WHAT I
CALL
CANADA POSTING
A
N
A
D
A
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>>70160016
Split it mate

I don't care who she is, I'm not paying unless we've established that kind of relationship prior to the meeting
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>>70160034
Shan't be doing that.

I'll probably get on though, being a young conservative brexit voter.
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>>70160016
If it isn't immediately clear that it's a date and she doesn't allude to as much then she pays half. If she changes her mind when you ask her to split then she still pays half.
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>>70160032
ye sounds like the gf is quite daft lad
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>how come australians are more british than the brits are nowadays
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>>70160057
FUCK OFF LEAF
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hmmm might switch to electrical engineering afterall
hmmmmmmm not sure though might fail terribly
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>70160077
don't reply to me or my gf ever again
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land of the english, tbhlads
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>>70160097
only pakis do EE
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>>70160032
would like to get my tongue wet on your gf if you understand what i am meaning
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>>70160117
glad I'm on O2 then
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none of the women at work know who lacan was
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>>70160117
ah yeah thanks mate this has solidified my decision
..... NOT!
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going to mcdonalds
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need a gf that pisses herself when you strangle her
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>>70160131
Ask them if they know about Rorke's Drift
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>>70160150
e i e i o
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>>70160097
electrical engineering is shite, you need to know programming as well as advanced physics and maths
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rip baby girl u in haven now...
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>>70160016
last 2 dates I've been on the woman has paid

shagged both too
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>>70160170
why do you keep spamming her, it happened like 2 weeks ago or maybe more being neet really screws up your sense of time
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welcome to the northern powerhouse
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Soon
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>>70160168
I don't mind that tbqh, i would rather be using my noggin than doing something basic and boring
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>>70160156

no chance
they don't even know what war the charge of the light brigade occurred in
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>>70160212
Why does it always look like something's gonna crawl out of his mouth when he laughs
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thinking of posting the mug on /r/amiugly to get an honest rating
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Afternoon lads

How's it foing?
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>>70160209
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>>70160217
gonna smash your head in if you don't quit being such a nerd
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>>70160240
i would sooner post it on /soc/ cos it's less likely that people who i know will see it
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>>70160231
If a woman knew about specific bouts in the Crimean war that probably work against their favour tb͏h
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HP sauce? big fan
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>>70160263
wonder how many birds have been fingered there
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Worried about that hidden facebook group dedicated to documenting your hilariously pathetic life? I'm part of it.
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>>70160267
you wouldn't say shit to me in real life mate, i'd fucking snap every bone in your body you little fucking insect
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Anyone doing the civil service fast stream here?
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got this on loop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c
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>>70160263

More like poothern poohouse amirite? haha
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SWEET HOME ALABAMA
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>>70160275
timezones, and delete when satisfied
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>United Europe is bad because culture/identity/etc
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>>70160305
doubt anyone cares enough about my life for that tbqh
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Who /barelyanyinternetfootprint/ here?
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>>70160315
>spend years getting a degree so you can become a government drone

ah yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0F6jGenEuU
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>>70160332
shadilay is a legitimately good song imo
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>>70160305
nah never had that much attention.
reckon if i ever got invited to a school reunion 80% would have no clue who i am and they spent around 6 years with me
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Been hearing a lot about this Salford Shopping City

anybody been, is it worth going?
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>>70160362
I'd love it 2bh. Private sector shit is boring.
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>>70160361
>not on social media
>searching my name gives up completely unrelated results
>can't be found on electoral roll
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this is what women want
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>>70160387

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIBWfz4V-a4
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>>70160361
just googled and the only hit is a myspace page of a person i was friends with
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Dead
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British man dies working on Qatar 2022 World Cup stadium
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>>70160199
it happened 25 years ago
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>>70160369
There have been many worse than Obama
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>>70160425
This is what women want.
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>>70160361
only thing that comes up is pictures of my grandfathers grave my uncle took, i got his name
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>>70160361
>tfw searching my name only brings up results for a fictional character
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play it loud
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqbEsS5kFb8
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currently 11:40pm and it's 32 degrees, humid and swarming with mosquitos
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time for lunch
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ready for world war 3, lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y75plTiXKE
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>>70160668
1st world country
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>"low" of 27 tomorrow
wew
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love this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDwXh3ktzNs
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>>70160718
bit gay
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>>70160708
it's 1st world, but it's no country for white man
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>>70159899
Flamer tanks don't explode, they just burst at most, sometimes they aren't even penetrated or the fuel just surprisingly gently escapes through the hole.
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ribs hurt so much i can't wank
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ah yes, all of the new so called gf's friends adding me on fb. very unimpressive
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>>70160704
ah yes the so called fake news
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>>70160577
fashionistas are trivial germs
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>>70160828
are they all lads?
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>>70160828
that was a quick coffee
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>>70160871
no

>>70160873
don't understand the reference
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gf just retweeted this
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don't understand how im supposed to settle for ugly women knowing there's beautiful women out there ???
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which should I do to beat the heat lads:

a) sit in a McDonalds
b) ride the motorbike in shorts
c) drive around in aircon

weigh in
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>be australian
>get skin cancer
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>>70160927
man up, stop complaining
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>>70160927
because women think the same way
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>>70160895
last thread some lad asked a girl out for some coffee
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una vela
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alright
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>>70161000
man we should just steralise all the unattractive people so we'll never have this issue again
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>post an /int/-related thread
>no responses

>shitpost
>456 / I: 50

ahh yes
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>>70161073
>t. damp rag
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>>70161073
>canadian makes the same thread every day
>has 53 responses
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>>70161073
/int/ used to be interesting, don't really read other threads apart from this now, bit of a shame imho
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>>70161109
>people visit an /int/ernational board to post exclusively with people from their own country
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>>70161164
if people from other countries were less awful we wouldn't have to do
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>>70161164
only so many "ARGENTINA WHITE LOL" posts I can stomach. don't know people on this website have to be so fucking boring and unoriginal honestly
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hand over your da' and we'll let you live

t. cuckold collection agency
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why do non-whites even try to be attractive
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>>70161295
kettle is shite
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>>70161295
they are
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>>70161255
would like to see these 2 fellas in a cage match
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Is a shirt with an aran jumper over it overkill for coffee?
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>>70161323
get on the cross
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>>70161368
I'd say so yeah. Acceptable for a cosy pub lunch though
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my type is girls who look like pale skinned levantine arabs tbqh.
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>>70161392
Fuck, not much else to wear 2bh

It'd be with jeans and boots
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>>70161411
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Name all the post-Blair PMs of Britain
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>>70161411
so upper class syrians or just spanish
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>>70161463
George Brown, David Cameron & Nick Clegg as deputy, David Cameron, Theresa May
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https://www.instagram.com/sarahfuckingsnyder/

why do the cute ones have to get blacked
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>>70161411
Mia Khalifa without the frankentits
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>>70161498
I'll stick my George in your brown for saying that
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>>70161498
Gordon*

I ugh... auto correct..
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I, Toilet Bog Fart. do solemnly swear that I will support the Constipation of the Poonited States as Commander in Queef.

*sharts loudly on the Lincoln Bible*
*the presidential poo drips down the steps of Congress*
*the US Marine Band starts up*

>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, WE HAVE CHOSEN FOR THE NATION
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, HE IS SMELT BY ONE AND ALL
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, AS WE PLEDGE POO-OPERATION
>IN PROUD FULFILLMENT OF A GREAT, NOBLE TURD
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>>70161457
the fuck is this
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>>70161507
she just wants his fame and money
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>>70161545
are you hoping someone will screenshot this for r/4chan?
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>>70161457
BIG fan of this webm
>>70161494
both, that sort of look.
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>>70161545
haha very VERY good post
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>>70161561
there are plenty of rich whitebois she could have chosen to get that
hell does he even have any fame and money that isn't really his dad's?
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The prospective /gf2017/ keeps changing her profile picture as I talk with her, she never does it any other time

Good sign or just a coincidence
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>>70161545
such an unbelievably shit gimmick
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blood on the toilet paper lads
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>>70161596
can't upvote this enough, keep up the top keks! :D
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>>70161624
if it's light red don't worry about it, if it's dark red go see a doctor when you get a chance x
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president dump
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>>70161645
|:-D
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>>70161603
goldberg wills it
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>>70161603
white bois can't compete with bbc
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>>70161614
she wants you to comment on it and tell her how good she looks
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When's the Inauguration
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Finished EarthBound last night. Last boss was a bit disturbing innit
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looking at several pollution maps of the world

why are there such large concentrated areas over the Sahara desert? there's literally nothing there
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>>70161710
starts in 2 hours
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starting to get satisfaction from rejected job applications
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>>70161788
runt
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my life
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1484922094729.webm
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>>70161785
sandstorms
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me in the white
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>>70161787
Ages hey. Good stuff. Gonna listen to some music in my isolation chamber. Heard any nice tunes lately? Hope you're having a great day.
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>>70161706
Thought this but then I thought it'd be weird if I brought it up
the perils of being an autist
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>>70161816
you sound like my dad
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>>70161888
just do it you mong
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>>70161888
nah don't bring it up lad

play hardball
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>>70161788
The calls have stopped and they don't even respond to applications now
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ah yes
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>>70161931
>psst trump go to the theatre
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3AovUZgvo
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>>70161931
I've been there
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really makes me think
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The prospective /gf2017/ keeps changing her name, face and location as I talk with her, I have to find her again every time
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>>70161974
I'm having a hard time following this. He asked his auntie on a date if he got enough upvotes and 10,000 people upvoted his incest date?
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>>70161956
i thought i wanted this, but on reflection, i don't
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>>70161949
you're a pawn, lad
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>>70162022
You may live to see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension.
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getting a gf is only hard if you're a runt in which case you dont deserve one
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>>70161956
Nipponese men are so pathetic
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high heels sound nice but i like the look of flats better also its nice to know they're not in pain
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>>70159899
So now that the dust has settled, which one was the best musically?
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>>70161974
this one has stumped me to be quite honest

not sure what to say
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>>70161916
>>70161945
mixed signals here lads, think I'll steer the safe course for now and not mention it
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>>70162042
makes it easy for us white lads to bang their wimmin though

big fan of nip wimmin 2bh

>>70162046
john lennon obviously
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>>70162038
when people say they want a gf they mean a pretty one
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>>70162046
George
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reminder that Foo Fighters and Weezer make music for people who wear plaid shirts over bazinga t shirts and browse reddit daily
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>>70162101
Don't know who either of them are
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>>70162101
pretty sure they made music for the late 90s, early 00s actually
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>>70162050
terrible decision
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>>70162101
fact check: true
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> john lennon obviously
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>>70162087
>big fan of nip wimmin 2bh
Most of them look terrible without makeup, it's not a meme
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>>70161884
cool, I woke up, went to kfc for lunch and now i'm at home on /brit/ so not bad overall

i've been listening to tori amos a lot lately, wbu
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>>70162091
that is hard for everyone though, even most laddish of lads
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>>70162101
Weezer are so fucking shite, but I still quite like some of the blue album and el scorcho.

What I'm saying is I'm fucking gay
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>>70162137
that's why they complain about it
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>>70162130
why do i need to see them without makeup

>>70162154
so you're saying all the people here whinging about >tfw no gf actually mean
>tfw no 8/10 gf
?
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is clubbing more of a friday or saturday thing?
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http://is2.4chan.org/int/1484922523433.png
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Plan of action:
>Shitpost til half 3, have a couple of beers
>Get ready, meditating and listening to music to align shankras
>Head to doctors to have anti-vaccine administered at half 4, thus removing autism
>Head to cafe at 5 and sperg out while I wonder if this has all been a terrible misunderstanding or not
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>>70162198
yes
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>>70162214
Saturday
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>>70162130

got a korean gf who looks nice without makeup, ok she's probably at her peak considering she's approaching mid 20's (I still look like a kid because I'm 19). Then again she doesn't even look like a typical Korean desu
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Ivana Humpalot
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>>70162214
sat imo

friday is already too busy
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>>70162198
>why do i need to see them without makeup
You'll eventually see it, normally in the morning. I'll admit that some of them have fucking nice bodies though.
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>>70162135
Been listening to some classic Seal lately
There's something so positive about his music
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>>70162289
girls wake up early and sort themselves out lad, at least in my experience
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>00:37
>feels like: 33.6
hm yes very good
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>>70162328
I've never known a girl who had herself sorted out.
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>>70162317
never really listened to much of seal's music but i might give it a try, thanks
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>>70162317
I like how his lyrics just don't make any sense whatsoever. Crazy is a banger though
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Lads, pigeons keep landing on the balcony and making me shit myself

>>70162351
This desu
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>>70162268
I like those Korean girls that have slightly dark/tan skin
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>>70162351
the only chinese girl I ever shagged would always be up before me and have her makeup done/teeth brushed

sometimes she'd make breakfast too, probably where I got my liking for asians from haha
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>>70162394
that's funny because that's probably what they've come to do on your balcony haha
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>THE SHART
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>>70162328
>girls wake up early and sort themselves out lad
I'm just warning you, get prepared to be disappointed
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>it's nearly sunday
>i'll have to spend another month surrounded by fucking stupid retard cunts
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
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need a relationship so close that she does a poo with no makeup on while im brushing my teeth
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my gf doesn't use makeup, means the bathroom sink stays so much cleaner. worth it imho
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>>70162463
don't fancy this at all

then again I'm a basic runt
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>>70162409
Might start shooting at them with my air pistol
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>>70162398
My gf is tall, pretty light and blonde (not natural of course)

we're great together but the looks off old asian blokes are hilarious
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never watched a yank inaugeration before
quite boring désú
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>>70162501
pics
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What's the Hollywood divorce rate?
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cant fucking stop yawning
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>>70162541
69%
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>>70162525
Spotted the kid
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>>70162553
dont care
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>>70162576
bet you love spotting kids you dirty nonce cunt
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>>70162594
an unnecessary remark
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>>70162566
Why couldn't the blonde count to 70?
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>>70162525
The PotUS speech us usually pretty good
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>Battery -> Select a power plan
>High Performance

DEJA VU
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>>70161675
haha
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how long until we have videogames where it's basically just like the animus from assassin's creed?
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Ne'er watchd a Yanke inaygratione beffore
Qwit borringe Desoe
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>>70162525
What's even happening on it right now?
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>>70162101
Oh yeah
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toilet bog fart
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>>70162677
shagpiles
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>>70162677
he's readying obabo's noose
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Do you lads like my cat?
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>>70162687
Absolutely love this gimmick
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>>70162710
intelligent looking kot
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This guy from Manchester is showing the japs how to banter
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>>70162710
Vermin
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>>70162710
i like your cat
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>>70162692
>>70162709
Guess I'll have to choon in then.
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>>70162729
The absolute STATE of Michelle
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How long until a CHINESE US president
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>>70162725
>>70162754
She'll be pleased with these comments

>>70162747
Simply awful
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>>70162729
>Protests against the President-elect are expected

Okay, now I need to find out what the Biased BC said during Obama's inaugeration
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>>70162846
never, you have to be american to be the US president
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REALLY need a family member to confront me about this lifestyle
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>Biased BC
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>>70161956
Why do the graphics look like a PS1 vidéo game. It's like having sophisticated machinery to shag à crash bandicoot character kek.
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Seeing my normie typical North Londoner remainer friends this evening, wondering whether to reveal my pro-Trump power lever
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>>70162846
Have you seen his eyes and his skin colour? they already have a chink m8
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Who is worthi to Open the Boke? Thys queftion evenfo made by admyracion declarythe the greate dyfficulte of the Openynge of the Boke: As evenfo be yt that a very ftrange and puyffant Angell myght there do nothynge
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>>70162886
>girls laughing in the background
my life
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>>70162917
Chinese man paints self gold and becomes president? This is a prank gone too far.
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Holy kek, the BBC reporter actually said "grab her by the pussy" live on air
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Tonight I'm going out to party with a neck tie like Nigel. You look like you're having more fun when you're properly dressed tbqh
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>>70162955
I was under the impression that "pussy" isn't a rude word over there
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>>70162967
What does he sound like when he laughs
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>>70162967
>neck tie

english por favor
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>the state of the french poster who spends his life on /brit/
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>>70162955
Wow.. *drops steaming hot cup of tea* did she actually say that phrase before the water shed? *writes a stern letter to bbcs complaints board*
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the fart meme is unbelievably funny
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>>70162989
it is now. thanks to your fooking country
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are we taking bets on whether drumpf gets assassinated?
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>>70162989
It's not appropriate for daytime TV, but after the watershed it's fine
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>>70163037
your mum's a water shed
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its 1am i should not be sweating this much
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>>70163030
I want him to be raped to death by a gorilla. John Oliver deserves an elephant
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>>70162999
>neck tie

>english por favor
necktie
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what's this avalanche malarkey lads?
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>>70163070
Get fucked meme city!
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Do not reply to it
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>I want him to be raped to death by a gorilla. John Oliver deserves an elephant
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>>70163089
it's called a "tie"

don't need to add neck into it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltDD9wQDQaI

poleaboo.mp4
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the goal
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>>70163030
>trump gets assassinated
>the yanks now have to deal with Mike "send the gays to Guantanamo bay" Pence
would be banter tbqh
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>>70162933
Can't tell if that's welsh or he's having a stroke
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Found a nice version of a classic Allen Toussaint song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAvrchxYOYE
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>>70163089
Hello lad how's it going?
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Going to Tesco, what should I get? something nice I can eat
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>>70163096
>He didn't die in the melbourne attack I ordered a few hours ago
Hello, customer service?
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>>70163130
>"New" York
>it's actually quite old
Should rename it to Newer York
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>>70163103
Triggered
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nothing to eat
im so hungry lads
considering going to the subway but it'd be cold by the time i walked back to my house
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>>70163159
Great man. Will go to a nightclub area called RCA recommended by thailad. Pretty pumped up tbqh. You?
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the goal
*pretend i posted an image of a really attractive white woman*
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>>70163181
A ciabatta, parma ham, buffalo mozzarella, some lettuce, some pesto and some tomato
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>>70163181
corneto
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>>70163117
>https://www.google.co.th/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necktie&ved=0ahUKEwjgo7eD_9DRAhWJo48KHYRdDtgQFggcMAA&usg=AFQjCNHITempHejouMHh5GdxaZP1__c6AQ&sig2=4TmvFAbqJLgFvoCNaiBHmQ
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President Toilet Bog Fart
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>>70163263
>>70163263
>>70163263
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>>70162967
>You look like you're having more fun when you're properly dressed tbqh

You don't though, have you never been to a ball or anything?

Formal clothes are generally pretty uncomfortable - I'll take a regular big night out normally dressed anyway
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>>70163220
oh good, hopefully you can find some more gfs. It's too bad thailad declined your invitation for dinner
I finally have weekend off, probably will buy some weed
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>>70163121
that was beautiful
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>>70163276
>have you never been to a ball or anything?
No never tbqh :( except for my uncle's wedding inswitzerland which had ball as a thème but I never been to a real one.
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>>70163117
should've told him to wind his neck in haha
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>>70163023
which one? you mean BRRRRAAAAPPPP?

because im sick of it now
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