/brit/

>>70150966
how are you not dead?

>>70150960
You got Arriva in ireland?

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>tfw small hands

>>70150987
nope

loads of other brit companies tho

>>70150966
You've ruined my earth shattering post about Wire you baboon.

watching HBO's "Cathouse"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoRkHmdeP4Q&t=1080s
>people in the US build these in sheds

Lets see the Ranges and G Wagons do this?

bit col' d'out

>>70151053
More like "Fathouse" haha!

Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that.
Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.

>>70151038
sounds alright

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What a shitty season of Sherlock

>>70150929
>behold the self flagellating yank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3Aee5By8is

Really pissed desu

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>Really pissed desu

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>>70151102

>>70151065
sun is out though

Can someone explain the bogdanoff gimmick

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>Really pissed desu

ABSOLUTE choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54zmJO810xI

>>70151077
but darkness is just an absence of light, where as hate isn't an absence of love, they're both passions.

intelligence needs to be more rewarded

some nigger kicks a ball into a net or carries a ball across a line or puts a ball through a hoop and he get millions for it
for doing things a chimpanzee can do

meanwhile you've got physicists and mathematicians actually doing useful work and not just useful but truly groundbreaking
the kind of stuff that will allow us to travel the galaxy and they'll be lucky to crack 6 figures

fuck this gay earth

>>70151167
cba but consider yourself hatposted

This is the worst meme /pol/ has created, I expected better

>>70151176
shall not

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>>70151179

Year has started going badly already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7vXAPRma_A

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>but darkness is just an absence of light, where as hate isn't an absence of love, they're both passions.

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what is this expression trying to convey?

>>70151244
morning

>>70151244
>I can't believe Trump is actually our president

>>70151244
a profound lack of emotion

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ill heem the lot of yous

>>70150966
Can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?

>>70151283
>tfw ancestors were HEEM'd
who /slightlyorangehair/ here

>>70151244
total lack of the respect for the life

Ladyboy GF dumped me lads, feeling a bit sad, can i get a (you)?

>>70151291
/r/eddit

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>>70151209
OH THE HUMANITY

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>>70151298
>>70151307
two?

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>/r/eddit

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Today is going to be a good day, m8s

>>70151307
>G

>>70151298
dark curly hair but blonde in my beard

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>>70151286
Latest compiled rundown on the bogs:

>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/feb/12/pope-francis-russian-orthodox-patriarch-kirill-make-history-cuba-first-meeting-in-1000-years
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/russia/12162705/Patriarch-Kirill-meets-penguins-in-Antarctica.html
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

>>70151176
good post

>>70151328
can't wait for CNN to show all the tears.

>>70151101
Not one African face. Even the Americans were white.

Misogyny is hilarious

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>good post

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>Today is going to be a good day, m8s

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>Misogyny is hilarious

Gonna clean the room lads, will be back in an hour or so

WILL THE REAL THAILAD PLEASE STAND UP

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>>70151395

>>70151394
haha

>Why YES, I do post pictures of corrupt leaders on an anime forum

>corruption is bad

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ready to HEEM the next batch boys

https://lichess.org/yrVPdhiU
https://lichess.org/yrVPdhiU
https://lichess.org/yrVPdhiU

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/keJ-ɒn/

>>70151402
You're not him.

>>70151421
Leave Yingluck alone

>>70151445
prove it

>it's a "newrunts circlejerk over the turbononce" episode
*changes the channel*

*turns it back*

>>70151457
What happened when you got lost on the underground?
You're not Are guy regardless I know you aint.

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>>70151501
>biphasic lad gets around

gay-on

>>70151520
Pretender

https://youtu.be/7avkB2ajuWI

Listening to some ASMR

alri lads it's the real thailad here, attaching a pic of the ladyboy GF's balls to prove it haha

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>dawn of the first day of MAGA

>>70151543
ok u got me, I emulate those I envy

>>70151554
bit gay

>>70151554
Post balls

I remember the first time i ate a large pizza by myself in one shot. First year of university, I was freaking out about the pressures of school and everything.
Flash forward 6 years, im 270 lbs. It gets easier to eat a whole pizza. Wait until you start ordering two value meals at the drive thru and eating them both yourself. It's great, you get double fries and you can get the double cheeseburger and the nuggets. Throw in applie pies, why not?

big fan of wanking off to explicit videos of (east) asians and of having sex with (east) asians to be honest lads

/brit/ is the finest general on /int/

>Actually living in a country led by someone named "Vagina Long Horn"

native american tier

https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com/category/why-white-men-like-asian-women/

having a gentle HOWL at this arseblasted asian cuckold blowing a gasket because white men keep stealing his women

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>/brit/ is the finest general on /int/

>>70151328
is trump playing his ancestral superior game of hurling?

having a gentle WOOF at this arseblasted english cuckold blowing a gasket because black men keep stealing *his* women

I'm catholic gay, furry trash, (Afterall someones gotta be the little gay fairy in the senpai =^.^= ) my name is Joey and I have been gaming since i was about 7 or 8 currently own a ps4, Wii U and now a new 3ds. I hope to make a lot of good friends on here so GAME ON!!! <3 I like to use my powers of AWESOME to hunt monsters and stuff... so yeah... Woot!

I can be a miserable thing if i don't have my daily dose of cheese and crackers =^.^= Red lesister is bloody ledge, you gotta try it sometime... YOU BETTER! BUT ENERGETIC normally AND AWESOME.

I'm 18, like lol cats, rping and writing microfiction, and studying sucks but i gotta do it. (I don't like that just to clarify.) AND SIMPLY ADORE CREEPYPASTA! Warrior cats is my life.

Love you all till next time~

>>70151664
>>70151631
good posts

Did he just fedorapost himself?

What's the age of consent in Thailand?

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>mfw Trump turns the republic into an empire
>mfw we conquer half the world in less than 6 months

having a gentle SHRIEK at this arseblasted cocaine cuckold blowing a gasket because he fell for the black men stealing white women meme

>>70151720
>implying he wont keep you as Israel slaves

already hiring goldsteins

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Has anyone used these?

are they good

almost out of skinnyfat lads

another week or two and I'll just be skinny

cannot stand people who refer to it as the next day as soon as the clock strikes midnight

the day begins when i arise from my slumber and ends when i go to sleep

>>70151759
do 1000's of situps you facfacete

having a very gentle LAUGH at this arseblasted welsh cuckold blowing a gasket because he fell for the being a loyal subject of the queen meme

>>70151755
my bollocks inserted inside there

Heh, I don't agree with any of this fedora posting, trash.

>>70151759
literally me too lad. was skinnyfat and too stubborn to just cut it because i thought id lose all my muscle.

realized i barely had any muscle anyway and might as well stop being soft and lumpy

whats your name

>>70151730
7% of white Americans who got married last year married outside their race

Of that 7% the majority was white men marrying Latina women
The next highest was white men marrying Asian women
Then white women marrying Latino men
Then white women marrying black men

Too much time spent on /pol/ causes people to disregard facts in favour of memes

>>70151759
strongfat here
will be a long and arduous cut

>>70151816
Stormzy innit

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once I stopped using the same opening all the time and learned some more moves I've been doing a lot better

>>70151816
Kamen, which is why i find it weird as fuck that you're using that as your pseudonym

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>>70151881
Ah yes I rekt you earlier

>“Patriotism,” said Theodore Roosevelt, “means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the President or any other public official save exactly to the degree in which he himself stands by the country. … Every man,” said President Roosevelt, “who parrots the cry of ‘stand by the President’ without adding the proviso ‘so far as he serves the Republic’ takes an attitude as essentially unmanly as that of any Stuart royalist who championed the doctrine that the King could do no wrong. No self-respecting and intelligent free man could take such an attitude.”
Pretty sure ol' TR just called Trumpsters pussies

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Night Lads Sleep tight dont let the corbynites bite

>>70151893
still waiting for you bud

green letters

>>70151881
that mong had NO reason to leave. could easily have come back had he played it out. especially since hes about to take your bishop

Im much better when the board opens up.

>>70151922
yea idk why either, I was really spread out and he had all his power pieces but left the second I took his queen

>>70151881
>ore wa ochinchin gadaisuki nandayo

what did he mean by this

EVERYONE I KNOW GOES AWAY IN THE END

what time is Drumpf getting sworn in tomorrow?

all my friends are in prison or dead

>>70151995
17:00 GMT :)

I ALWAYS get doubles when posting while taking a shit. I call em dubpoos.

Just watch

>>70152011
>>70151980
fuck off x

might pour a bit of gin into my morning coffee to perk me up lads

looking like a long day and I've already got a headache

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you'll die tonight in your sleep from a brain embolism
>>70152061

Was fingered on the Tokyo metro by a middle-aged man, can't say I didn't like it.

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>>70152061
The Dark Fedora will guard you against all harm

There is a global conspiracy to destroy the white race controlled primarily by Jews.

dubs and the janny is a fag haha

>>70152053
did your bum hurt for long?

>>70151881
nah you're shit

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you'll meet a tall handsome stranger who will take your boipucci's virginity
>>70152126

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lewie is back lads >>>/r9k/34282201

>>70152047
wuts rong?? :(((

Trips and the Janny is a saint :)

tune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcIOg_m-bp4

me

>>70152123
herts?

>>70152138
>Americans literally eat corn for every meal of the day

>>70152104
Who?

>>70152151
drink it with every meal too

>>70152160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

>>70152167
you might, its in everything

What are pieds noires? Don't google it just give a guess if you don't know

trump is literally a retard

can't wait for him to fuck up and have trumptards fall over themselves trying to justify it

gonna be hilarious

>>70152151
Corn is in everything so it can't be helped.

bird in my chimney going absolutely mental

>>70152180
french algerians
>>70152185
me too
not because I want him to fail but because I want the US dollar to drop

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>>70152053
there are 9 lines on tokyo metro
on which one?

>>70152180
french algerians

>>70152185

Fuck off mick, you're just Brits with a victim complex

Frothing about in some runt's chimney

>>70152198
>but because I want the US dollar to drop
so's u can buy american shit?

*takes a poo down your chimney*

>>70152180
ethnic French born in Algeria

there's very few left

>>70152221
yea
plus I need American dollars but the conversion is shit right now

I hope it drops then rebounds in a few months/a year because by then I'll be paid in USD

>>70152207
brits are genetically and culturally irish people actually

Tonight I've-

>drank 8 beers
>drank a fifth of whisky
>finished a burger king burger a had earlier
>smoked 5 cigarettes
>eat some baked chicken legs my mom made

>>70152235
I've been a good boy tonight and kept to my promise not to drink

>>70152185
I'm not a fan of the cult of personality the guy has so this really bugs me.

>>70152250
wish i had done that but im weak -_-

Watching a documentary on sandy hook sad shit desu

>>70152231
>>70152201
>>70152198
Prof of "Colonization & Decolonization" didn't wtf they were when I brought them up in class when we were talking about Algeria

STATE of the education system

>>70152271
been drinking too much vodka all this week, will drink tomorrow as a reward if I can wake up before noon

>>70152278
that's what you get for taking a course titled "Colonization & Decolonization"

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>>70152278
>Prof of "Colonization & Decolonization"
the STATE of Canadian schools

>>70152250
>>70152271

I didn't because I don't give a shit about anything

I have a job interview in a few hours and I have slept exactly one hour tonight

the bird has stopped it's nonsense
sincerely hope it fucks off and doesn't die in there

>the kind of person who tells people online how much they drunk and whether they're "super drunk lmao"

>incentivizing "achievements" like waking up before noon with the promise of putting all sails to the wind

Absolute runtery

>>70152306
I want my liver to be ok

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>looks at you

>tfw no gf to watch robot wars repeats on Dave with

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>walks towards you

cool
tell that to the interviewer

>>70152332
didn't finish my mourning routine and come downstairs until 3pm

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>>70152347
>walks towards you in japanese

im so fucking bad at chess holy shit. this 5 minutes is way too quick for me to think

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Is it just me or does Sara's bf look a bit thick? As in there's nothing between his ears

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>>70152335

I do too, but being sober is a real drain on my soul, m8

>>70152364
set the timer longer

>>70152347
Nice genes

>>70152362
Beautiful girl, want to breed

>>70152349
will do

explaining that I just got off nightshift five hours prior might even justify it

eating corn right now

>>70152353
just stay up all night and go to bed at like 8 tomorrow night so you can be on a regular schedule

>>70152367
iktf

got a splitting headache right now and I've still taken a coupe of shots of spirits

>>70152347
>>70152362
We need the eugenics program, every girl must be this cute

>>70152362
weeb girls are the BEST because you know for a fact they are not and never have been coalburners

business idea: eat diarrhea

>>70152431
That's why Swedish girls are so beautiful but they ended their eugenics program in the 70s

>>70152448
They also don't wash which is great

>>70152463
i do love the smell of female body odour

I'm on an all-blood diet

>>70152496
t. Count Dracula

business idea : deep fried black pudding

>>70152496
Interesting trivia: Vampire bats now have a penchant for human blood.

proto-gf is a turbo leftie who said she was going to a trump protest today..

asked her if she is aware that we don't live in america

embarrassing how bad i am at chess

never felt so stupid

business idea: import more Japanese people into China and re-educate them about Japanese history

>>70152533
How long til vampire bats make it from Mexico to here?

>>70152548
you will only get better with practice. wanna play a game anonymously?

>>70152548
I had someone beat me in like under a minute earlier today
almost broke down

>>70152575
i would but i just played a bunch and am done for the night.

Im alright when its not timed, but when its timed i get panicky and always leave my pieces wide open

>>70152548
Read an introductory book on chess theory and learn some opening maneuvers like the Queens Indian Gambit
This doesn't require any special level of intelligence and will immediately make you a better player than anyone who's not a genius and/or doesn't study chess theory

business idea: proxy chess games using chess titans level 10

I am much better chess player IRL than online

Figure it has something to do with the ability to render the board in 3 space as opposed to 2

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>lefties acting as if we're going to be living in a constant state of The Purge

They just love drama don't they

me and the ladyboy GF have just made up lads, said she'd pound my ass tonight if i was a good boy, can't wait xx

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>>70152575
I'll play you
https://lichess.org/2cnHTvvt
https://lichess.org/2cnHTvvt
https://lichess.org/2cnHTvvt

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>chess

I'm too intelligent for chess. Always win after 3 moves.

>>70152620
and you can read people irl easier

>>70152634
>Good boys are no fun

sounds like a slut desu

>>70152620
I'm the opposite these days.

find it more difficult to spot things in 3D

>>70152622
god forbid they aren't being perpetually victimised

>>70152593
have seen this post before

>>70152575
why bother playing hard shit like that?

just sit back and sink some fucking beers

irl I've lost like 1 chess game in the past 5 years

online I lose maybe 30% of the time

I think its a mix of me focusing less when its digital and generally playing tougher opposition online

>>70152633
who tf is playing? it made me a spectator for some reason

>>70152678
i win IRL because im from a farming town of 4k and my friends are all retarded rednecks. nice guys though

got some eczema on my finger lads

Off to work like a good runt. Mr noseberg likes me to be early. See you lads this evening x

>>70152682
I am the black pieces. Who is the other player?

>>70152678
bet me da when i was 7 desu and was well chuffed

he was a maths teacher and very analytical so it's still my greatest achievement

But none of you spanners even play 4d chess

cheeky day off today. going to book a holiday with the lads

>>70152706
stupid gimmick

why, yes, the art of chess, is that you are not the one who moves pieces.

the one most important thing, is that its pieces that move you; your eyes, your brain, your fingers.

youre nothing but their loyal servant who is rendering their war.

now open the true eyes.

brilliant, you became really good at chess.

>>70152460
nice

>>70152662
That's because it's my advice to everyone struggling with chess

>>70152701
idk I got kicked and became a spectator
I think its because I was playing around with the theme

here's a new game if that white player isn't moving
https://lichess.org/grUZr7ky

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>mfw my phone literally costs more than I make in an entire paycheck

>>70152697
would put a bullet in my head if I were a sheeple that slaved away for recognition and money from the jews.

instead I read classics, learn another language, play chess, and engage in enlightening discourse with my peers.

>>70152713
fuck off nonce

>>70152705
My dad beat me every time until I was about 11 or maybe 14 who remembers, nowadays though I annihilate him every single time

>>70152657
ok thanks

>>70152722
>https://lichess.org/grUZr7ky
is this kapernikov? i know its you

>>70152714
can you vocaroo for once? i never respond to you because i assume you're some weeb twat desperate for attention

>>70152460
good rap

>>70152705
same except me da was a commando which requires a level of spacial reasoning well beyond that of the average man

what time is the inauguration today

eastern time if you could x

bird is at it again

Today is the day the American republic dies and the America fascist state begins. The Mexicans will be sent to death camps.

>>70152759
1700 GMT

just got called a nonce in emporium

>>70152784
>implying you could afford to shop there :^)

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>>70152772
that early? I thought it would be mid-late afternoon for you guys

thanks

white getting btfo by black early in this chess match

BLACKD

toilet toilet fart HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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teh gf llo

>>70152820
filtering this finally. we all figured you'd just go away

King Donald of America

>>70152820
it was toilet bog fart yesterday

might have a wank after i munch a couple durries x

>>70152797
post your favorite mall

Called in sick for the first time in 4 years

>>70152810
he countered my open and I crumbled

>>70152859
>mall
FOY

desu got 'butterflies' as they say listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3N79ktprw

Damn you're ugly!

>>70152826
>all
don't act like you speak for the rest of us lad

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Why was he gay?

>>70152868
you're recovering

>>70152873
samefag

>>70152876

lets just say when the turks raped him, he wasn't trying his hardest to escape

>>70152870
bet you nonce kids in terminal 21

black literally has a checkmate and wont do it

>>70152888
or is he? nice trips btw
>>70152868
checkmate in one move, final words?

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Tell me, do you write poems?

>>70152924
was about to post a screenshot and call you a mong.

thought you didnt see it

>>70152907
That's your imagination m8, i'd be more concerned about that if I were you.

>>70152924
hurry up then
or wait out the clock so I win

just end it mate

>>70152952
fuck off nonce

ah yes asean nonces in /brit/ again, hmm very impressive

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>>70152942
Relax, I have 30 minutes before I execute him in public.

That plus 8 second increments if I decide to play a little longer and more competitive game with him.

t. Chang

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going over to /tv/ for a bit

better acivate the ole 'lters

>>70152970
I'm watching House while I wait

>>70152978
Nah you're being a cunt, just end the game. Would've been funnier if you beat him in less than 4 minutes.

He just wanted to play a friendly game

>>70152999
I fucked up pretty bad too desu

>>70152991
You can offer me a draw

I may consider sparing your life

>>70153020
I'm willing to wait
got nowhere to be
I think you're just bluffing, I put the timer on for a reason

if you waste too much time I know for sure I can stall you out and win that way at least

>>70153054
he has a checkmate right now doesnt he? I exed out but im pretty sure his next move will put you in checkmate

>>70153066
not one that I can see

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>>70153054
How much are you willing to bet that I am bluffing?

I have nothing else to do right now but play Sleeping Dogs on my second monitor while keeping an eye on my chess timer as it ticks down to zero.

>>70153054
queer

not real winning

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blacks move

>>70153119
he's refusing to play right now because he's made a mess of himself
>>70153113
your timer

Will OBLITERATE the next runt who dares challenge me

https://lichess.org/kOu0Z5ii

eating some chili hot chips

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>>70153122

>goes out of his way to go triple pawn
>you ruin it

had a terrible session with the psychologist today

thanks for reading

>>70153113
This opportunity is like winning the cock fight on your first try right after you slam down ￥1,000,000 at the bookies on the white chicken.

[spoiler]Restart the game at your most recent save point if you lose the cockfight so all your money is intact and repeat until you win the bet[/spoiler]

>>70153122
queen to f2 and its game over

NEXT

Hi lads

How it foing?

>>70153156
wut 'appened lad

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>>70153176
ah yes
same move that did in JFK right?

>>70153140
don't you mean hot chilli chips?

>>70153197
I have your king hostage. You must pay me my ransom if you wish your king to return safely.

I am being 100% serious right now. I am also not a Japanese. I am Chinese.

>>70152824
post slags

>British Super Sniper Craig Harrison has uprooted the Canadians for the longest sniper shot on record, 1.54 miles!

>Not only did he beat the record by 150 ft., but took two shots that each killed a Taliban machine gunner. At 8,120 ft., which is 3,200 ft. further than the range of his Accuracy International L115A3, conditions had to be perfect. The .338 Lapua round again proves it’s worth in the battlefield.

>>70153197
So he does have you beat?

>>70153194
nawt significant just felt like it wasn't productive. don't even know why im complaining just need to kms already

>>70153139
I'd play but I'll probably go to bed once this game ends

Any NEET man in

>>70153274
Someone's already playing him

>>70153294
ye

>>70153302
>https://lichess.org/kOu0Z5ii
this game has much more skill involved than yours

>>70153313
>>70153313
>>70153313
>>70153313
>>70153313
>>70153313

>>70153302
what if i told you there are no rules

>have to be in work at 10

not too pleased