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melbourne got akbard edition
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>>70149332
>capital B in /brit/

NEWFAGS NEED TO GO
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Ozzy Ozzy oy oy oy
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this is what happens when you let muslims in the country

we need to deport them all now
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>>70149332
race doesn't exist
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>>70149348
i knew one of you retards would say something fuck off back to r9k
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kill yourselves fucking scumbags
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>>70149348
>being this autistic
RETARDS NEED TO GO
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They look like Ewoks
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>>70149328
Leslie
Courtney
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Guarantee the car occurrence was some guy hopped up on ice
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>>70149377
courtney, we have a winner

please accept this (You) as a reward
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Been listening to The Kooks tonight

Think I need to get tickets to see them in April me thinks :)
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>>70149376
the gf
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>>70149398
Fuck immigrants desu
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>>70149364
literally never visited r9k in my life

/brit/ has always been with a lowercase B you spastic

>>70149370
>yank

discarded
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>>70149398
more
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>>70149392
courtney is NOT a unisex name
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>>70149394
Nigga you gay
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>>70149332
Why are wh*te people so f*cking crazy?!
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>>70149428
it is
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>>70149428
yes it is, i am living evidence of it
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>>70149332
comfy 2bh
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>>70149440
name one famous male with it as a forename
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level 10 in 8 ball pool and get matched up with level 70 on a high stakes table hmmm yes this is very fair
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>>70149358
>one person represents a whole group

bloody racist!
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>>70149456
Courtney Love
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>>70149456
courtney sheldon from LA Noire
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Ah yes, the infamous unisex name Courtney
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>>70149358
the perp isn't even muslim he's just an iced up bogan
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Can't wait for the interviews with Muslims about how they feel scared because of potential backlash from the car thing
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>>70149458
8 ball is for the working classes

9 ball is the only acceptable kind to play
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do single attractive girls have a lot of sex?
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>>70149505
How about two ball?
*feeds scrotum through opened zipper*
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>>70149515
duno but your mom does roflolmfao
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>>70149449
looks A LOT like Boston
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>>70149493
>>70149456
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Courtney

it used to be a male name, but over time it's become more associated with women, though it's still unisex
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>>70149493
it used to be mostly a boys name prior to the 70s

fucking women appropriating my name
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>>70149516
*clatters you in the knackers with a billiard cue*

that kind of behaviour is NOT tolerated here
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>>70149526
I have americans filtered so ill just let you know i literally didnt read this
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>>70149528
oh neato, it's st john's
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>>70149516
*clackers you in the knackers with a snooker cue*
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>>70149543
yes you did
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>>70149558
No I didn't. Nor this
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australian posters OUT

australian singers IN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cONVJWISOds
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People on this website are complete sycophants for Donald Trump.
Its disgusting to see.
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>>70149577
that's not Courtney Barnatt
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Got a makeover lads
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>>70149591
if i was famous i would openly support donald trump and probably destroy my career in the process
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>>70149597
courtney barnett is ours now lad. but good call, gonna do a listen
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>>70149591
L.M.A.O give up LEFTIE, /ourprez/ Donaldo Trump won! Fifty years of RepubliCAN dominando!
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wew it's a bit hot lads, might take off my shirt and trousers
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>>70149602
>I'm here for the job interview
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only real 90s kids will get this post
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>>70149602
>be social outcast
>make decisions that permanently let everyone know you're a social outcast
why
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>>70149636
is that that bloke from neighbours?
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>>70149369
kys mexicuck
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>>70149456
Courtney Lawes the rugby player paddy, you'll be hearing it a lot when we walk our way to another 6 nations
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really is significantly better posting here when you filter yanks

would recommend everyone do it, but i dont want to get filtered.
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I want an English gf to slap my bollocks
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>>70149645
i get more pussy than your sister
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>>70149636
>>70149649
think it's the bloke who runs a restaurant (or pub or something like that) in neighbours
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>>70149636
'fish
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Would you fuck Tracy Beaker lads?
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>>70149649
average australian poster 2bh
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>>70149636
>>70149671
he's still on the show so 00s or even 10s kids will remember him
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>>70149660
i only filter certain phrases
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Cooking up some shrimp rice with leeks and bell pepper lads

it's important to get a balanced diet with fiber, protein, grains, and veg if you want to live to old age
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>>70144696
>>70144696
>>70144696
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>>70149694
wtf really? legend
is he a bit of a hero in australia? for me toadie, lou and harold are the GOAT australians to this day
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>>70149699
which?

are you the guy that filters

"oneitis"
"normie"
"gf"
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Mind is just whirring with thoughts these days lads
can't concentrate on anything
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>>70149695
>.cn

t. Bing Wu
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>>70149721
nobody here watches neighbours anymore so no
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>>70149661
good post
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>>70149719
me in the front row
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>>70149636
I got this post, was born in '99
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>>70149719
what are they doijg
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>>70149738
wtf i hate australia now
>>70149745
literally how
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>>70149735
t. bing bong theory
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LADS need your help.

>Match girl on tinder
>She just moved here
>Asks me for things to do
>I cant really think of anything good because its the winter and too cold to do anything
>She says she really wants to explore more as shes already done it with friends in town
>"But now my friends left and i'm afraid to explore alone!"

Is she hinting that she wants me to take her out?
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>>70149729
I don't filter those
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>>>/tv/78595067
>>>/tv/78595067
>>>/tv/78595067
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i had a small role in neighbours for a few episodes in 2006 but you won't get any more information out of me than that
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>>70149752
it rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
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>>70149752
just boys being boys~
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>>70149764
yes you stupid autist

it's called a lead
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>>70149551
>>70149449

arent those houses like 200k? i wanna move to st johns
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>>70149773
what
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>>70149772
>neighbours

not a middle aged housewife lol
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>>70149771
>get fired for voting trump
>shoot up the office
checkmate normies
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might watch some big bong theory
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>>70149738
what time is neighbours on in aus? over here it's on at like 5pm so it was the GOAT after school show, ex gf used to make me watch neighbours, home and away then hollyoaks, drew the line at corrie/eastenders/emmerdale
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Can you really not claim unemployment benefits in america if you got fired for doing something "wrong"?
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ik ben een man, neit een muis
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>>70149841
dude free shit lmao

sorry we don't live in a shitty rainy socialist island
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>>70149772
jealous
i met an actor from neighbours when I was like 18-19 at a house party in brighton off his face on drugs

he was dad to a couple of grills when i was a literally child but forgotten the family/characters name
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>>70149834
fucks me mate, haven't watched it in literally a decade, they don't even show it on the main channel anymore
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>>70149764
>Is she hinting
She's practically screaming it, mate

Girls will never be up front and tell you what they want, they always have to do it in a convoluted way, then they blame you when you haven't figured out what they wanted, even though it might be so """"obvious"""" to them
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Two lovers entwined pass me by
And heaven knows I'm miserable now
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You guys ever skip rocks? What's your record?
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NEIGHBOURS > HOME AND AWAY
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>>70149874
about tree fiddy
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>>70149854
is this why your crime rate is so high?
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>>70149854
enjoy dying cause you can't afford healthcare lmao!
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>>70149891
tons of niggers
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>>70149885
alri nan
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>>70149782
>>70149863
k told her i'd be down to show her around sometime

only said "sometime" because im very busy for the next week
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>>70149897
no that's not why

it's because lots of people are poor

skin colour's got nowt to do with it
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Trump says no POTUS ever had inaugural concert at the Lincoln Memorial. But GWB, Obama both did. Why make a claim so easily disproved?
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>>70149908
dude there aren't any differences between races lmao, race doesn't exist
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anyone know any french male names? am doing a write but can't think of any good ones
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>>70149908
we have a higher standard of living than you. literally.

now lets drop this
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>>70149917
because he's a fecking eejit
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Anyone remember "the sleepover club" on nick a couple of years ago? Used to pleasure my 10 year old dick to that

Bloody aussies invading British telly
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>>70149890
you're pulling my leg aren't you?
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>>70149874
at least ten or more before when I can find a perfectly shaped rock on calm water.
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>>70149907
Beta tier

That just sounds like you want to, but you're apprehensive
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>>70149950
i have a tinder date this weekend already with a much more fit girl.

Maybe i am apprehensive.
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What are some words your friends would use to describe you?
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gas mexico
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have got high empathy but only for white people
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>>70149787
most houses are from 200k to 300k in the first pic (gower street area)
but you can get some cheaper
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:-(
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I've been practicing
reckon I could destroy anyone ITT right now

https://lichess.org/QSpd8oLa
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https://lichess.org/QSpd8oLa
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>>70149962
>tinder date
you mean a fornication rendezvous?
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>>70149937
i'm a quadruple amputee and i find this post offensive
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>>70149981
fuck off reddit
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>>70150000
but im not reddit silly
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absolutely rekking a leaf in chess right now
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lol im here in melbourne on exchange

desu the city centre is shite
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>>70149988
>tfw literally looking for a gf on tinder

is this the wrong place? ive shagged girls from it, but none were gf material

i just dont know how else to meet a gf, because they arent at bars either
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BBC news the world prepares for the big day.
Also avalanche Italy something
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>>70149996
Well you're about to become a quintuple amputee *unsheathes wakizashi*
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google said it was going to rain but i stepped outside and the sky is blue with barely any clouds

that's the last time i trust jewgle
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>>70150017
whats shit about it? melbourne seems nicer than any city in the UK lad
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>>70150020
church :^)
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>>70150032
*teleports behind you both*
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got called a sick kunt in woolies
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>>70150050
might become mormon
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hurt my ankle on bourke street lads
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>>70150045
It's just packed. Not much open space it's all commieblock layouts and all the streets look the same.

Plus no much interesting about
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ran over a fat cunt on bourke street
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should i tell my doctor i took all the benzos he prescribed me at once in a half-arsed attempt to kill myself or nah?
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>>70150062
Join Islam if you want a locked down woman, you fucking MISOGYNUST
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>>70150075
>CBD has tall buildings

fucking kill yourself retard
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was biking down bourke street when I saw a fat yank run over an aussie lass
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Capalaba
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Just spent over £400 on a Lego Deathstar
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>>70150126
Rorke
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>>70149656
lawes is overrated, highly unlikely to even start for ingurland

that said he's black so he doesn't count, though he'd prolly start for ireland if he was in form, also he's a bit of a prick
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You fucking manchildren sicken me.

Get a wife and start listening to BBC radio 3.
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>>70150126
never had lego as a kid
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>disarm civilians
>terrorists use truck to attack civilians

ah yes
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>>70150085
how many milligrams?

what were they prescribed for? it's important to know if they'll kill you or not, or if you've taken and opiates recently
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is it edgy to think that dylann roof did nothing wrong?
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>>70150070
Sexiest REAL lady in Melbourne
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>>70150085

what are you on benzos for?
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wingles
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>>70150176
No it's fucking natural because he didn't.
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>is it edgy to think that dylann roof did nothing wrong?
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>>70150183
Planet of the Apes was good effects for the 60s.
Roddy McDowell is a boss.
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>>70150170
~16x5mg diazepam
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>>70150158
Don't you wish we lived 200-300 years ago and when niggers/pakis got rowdy we could just go out and lynch them?

Not even just kill them, string 'em up and fucking brutalise the cunts until they died?

That's what I want to do every time shit like this happens.
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didnt know tinder did algorithms based on how good looking you are

if you don't get swiped right on often, you'll usually see other people that get swiped right on less often.

and opposite of course.
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me cucking a leaf
leaf with the camera, me with his wife
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>>70150219
no because they often hung the dindu while the actual rapist/murderer skipped town

>200-300 years ago

nigga they were lynching in the 20th century
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>>70150217
if you had taken some benzos for even a week beforehand, at 5mgs a pop, you should be alright and nah you won't die :)!!
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>>70150154
that's Mike pence
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>>70150241
Yeah but they lynched and got away with it, I'm talking about when it was a fucking village past time.

I also don't give a fuck if the 'actual' criminal skipped town. No doubt the nigger that died was guilty of something. that's why Roof did nothing wrong.
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>>70150251
kill yourself
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>>70150154
6 music on a Sunday, faggot.
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kill yourself fucking scumbags
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>>70150259
the black people that roof shot were churchgoing black families from the south with no criminal records or history of drugs

he was too much of a pussy to actually go to a place like South Central, LA or southside Chicago and eliminate the real niggers
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I have a feeling that the generation after us is going to be full of edgy right wingers
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do you think drumpf will fix detroit?
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Anon couldn't handle my raw power after one day of training at 100x gravity
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>>70150278
detoilet is nicer than all of mexico
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i'm scared, and i'm lonely
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>>70150278
Fallout theme park.
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:-(
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>>70150290
americans say the darnest things
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>>70150279
>>70150279
>>70150279
did you beat a brit?
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freedom ain't free
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i'm in a real normie discord mostly british discord and their all talking about childhood crushes like tracy beaker and girls from biker grove
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>>70150307
someone ITT
he made a fuss then went AFK
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>>70150279
>
wait i dont get it. how did you win?
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>>70150279
>>70150307
I shat on him then went to go a get a drink


How does it feel leaf?
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>>70150276
>people

haha, good one mate
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>>70150324
he quit so I won
it was inevitable anyways
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I hate my life
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aussie rorke
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Feels good to rape a leaf desu
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>>70149358
But hijabs are hot
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>>70150324
How do you not see check?
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really like Sad! posting
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>be melbournian
>get car'd
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>>70150357
its not in check but there isn't much he can do to avoid it
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new coworker has the most beautiful jewish nose i've seen
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am hopelessly addicted to porn lads

this shit should be illegal
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kikes always going on about muh holocaust
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>>70150381
learn some self control
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>>70150362
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>>70150392
I'd approve if I could be part of the 10%
I'd do nothing but play women off one another and make them fight
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70150392
women will not be usefull if there are not men
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A (You) for the bullied bike lad

>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
>>>/n/1037608
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>>70150392
first thought: wahey, that would mean more fanny for me
second thought: oh but they'd only spare the chads
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betito
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>>70150357
its not in check you fucking retard. fuck off
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>>70150392
How would anything get done?

It'd be the end of construction and technology.
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>>70150357
cheque*
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>>70150402
Wtf?
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thai chicANO
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>>70150418
he can still turn the tables possibly desu, I have the game open waiting for him
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>>70150365
Used to play with my mate erry night, first with a glass set a gf bought then with 40k miniatures. Times were good.
Mate checked out permanently few years back.
was an era
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>leafs
>good at chess

my superior anglo genetics strike again
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>>70150441
I may have played that guy before, he's not coming back.
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>>70150422
THAIRAD! YOU GE BACK TO WORK! YOU LAZY!
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>>70150441
he should move his pawn up to spots to threaten your bishop desu
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>>70150391
>COME IN
>theres heaps of room
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>>70150459
fuck off it's lunch time.

going to lunch
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>>70150469
hope you don't enjoy your meal
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>>70150357
retard respond to me. dont just hide because you're a stupid fuck
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>>70150469
What are you having for lunch? xox
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>>70150461
that's why I said its not over
idk why he quit
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almost certain my old tech teacher back in high school used to browse 4chan
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closing my eyes pretending to be the food that thailad chews up and swallows
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God I have fucking horrible mood swings
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>>70150357
hey dumb fuck
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>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>said to be violent and intimidating in private
>own castles and banks all over the world
>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>own several nuclear plants
>learned fluent French in less than 48 hours
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>rule France with an iron but fair fist
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk [Embed]
>kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>currently at war with Elon Musk because of this.
>sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to mars many times) manned flight to mars in their own initiative in a few years
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>own nanobot facilities everywhere in the galaxy
>own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>if you're reading this right now, you most likely have BogdabotsTM flowing through your body
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
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so is tomorrow the day we can legally kill gays and trannies?
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>>70150357
mong
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>>70150519
have some lithium
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>>70150391
Staying the the fuck away from mel-bin.
>>
whenever I see a thai flag outside of this general I always subconsciously assume it's thailad
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>God I have fucking horrible mood swings
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Why is cuckolding such a common thing in human nature? Its been happening for a long fucking time

Reading a book from the 20's and the guys said his friend asked him to fuck his gf to see what shes like with another guy. He didnt even seem confused and just acted like it was a normal thing and said sure
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Who else to intelligent to be a leaf
>>
I'm depressed. My girlfriend is severely depressed and suicidal. We're both on the infinite waiting list to see psychiatrists. I've been with her to see different GPs loads of times over the last 8 months, and we've gotten nothing. They put her on antidepressants, which didn't help so they changed antidepressants, which are giving her mood swings and suicidal episodes.

Other than that they offered no help. They had the local crisis team ring her once a day for 2 or 3 days and then they never contacted her again. I made it clear to the GP that she is suicidal, there are times she absolutely 100% would have done something if I hadn't been with her, and that I think she's going to attempt something within the next few weeks if she doesn't get help.

Here's the number for the crisis team...

Fuck off.

I have an essay due tomorrow. I've hardly had a chance to work on it because over the last 2 weeks I've had to get the train to hers in the middle of the night a few times when she's gotten bad. I'm fucking exhausted because I got home at 10am this morning.

She's getting worse. I don't have time to go and see her again, but now she's downing a bottle of Baileys with a friend that's also depressed and about to get kicked out of uni because she can't get out of bed to attend lectures.

What the fuck do I do? I'm having to care for her constantly, I have to be ready to rush over at any time of the day, my own life is going to shit and I can't get any help myself. It's been like this for months. I'm not a psychiatrist, I can't give her treatment, what am I meant to do????

Neither of us can go on like this for much longer.
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>>70150561
>That flag
>This post

No surprises here
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>>70150357
moron
>>
>>70150561
this post made me diamonds
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>>70150561
>>
>>70150561
its our most basic instinct
after all, women are objects
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>>70150570
>>
>>70150550
What?
>>
>>70150357
fuckwit
>>
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>>70150570
>"Based" Blair
>>
>>70150570
Obviously not you. Learn the difference between to, too, and two. I thought it was "your" language.
>>
>>70150594
>>70150586
1. Longest period of sustained low inflation since the 60s.

2. Low mortgage rates.

3. Introduced the National Minimum Wage and raised it to £5.52.

4. Over 14,000 more police in England and Wales.

5. Cut overall crime by 32 per cent.

6. Record levels of literacy and numeracy in schools.

7. Young people achieving some of the best ever results at 14, 16, and 18.

8. Funding for every pupil in England has doubled.

9. Employment is at its highest level ever.

10. Written off up to 100 per cent of debt owed by poorest countries.

11. 85,000 more nurses.

12. 32,000 more doctors.

13. Brought back matrons to hospital wards.

14. Devolved power to the Scottish Parliament.

15. Devolved power to the Welsh Assembly.

16. Dads now get paternity leave of 2 weeks for the first time.

17. NHS Direct offering free convenient patient advice.

18. Gift aid was worth £828 million to charities last year.

19. Restored city-wide government to London.

20. Record number of students in higher education.

21. Child benefit up 26 per cent since 1997.

22. Delivered 2,200 Sure Start Children’s Centres.

23. Introduced the Equality and Human Rights Commission.

24. £200 winter fuel payment to pensioners & up to £300 for over-80s.

25. On course to exceed our Kyoto target for reducing greenhouse gas emissions.
>>
>>70150589
don't what me mister
>>
>>70150574
loads of british cuckolding vids i've seen myself. not as many as american, but for a country so much smaller i'm shocked by how many british cuck films there are
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>Who else to intelligent to be a leaf
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>he isn't new labour
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>>70150608
>ameriblobs
>>
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doing a psychological think
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>>70150357
fucking idiot
>>
If not for the Iraq/Afghan conflicts, Blair would have cemented his place as Britain's greatest post-war PM.

Prove me wrong without mentioning im-muh-gration, homos.
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>doing a physiological think
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>>70150357
bellend
>>
>>70150641
Brown surpassed Blair. Murdoch just didn't like him.
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>>70150610
You can thank Gordon Brown for almost all of these
Blairshites are a stain on Labour
>>
>>70150357
weapon
>>
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Blair Saved the NHS

Freed Iraq

And created Jobs


fuck off tory shills
>>
>>70150641
Blair destroyed this country with his cultural Marxism
>>
>>70150357
melt
>>
>>70150686
He turned Labour into a neo-tory party
>>
>>70150663
Brown was shit
>>
>>70150357
>>70150357
>>70150357
fuck you
>>
>>70150697
He transformed Labour into a revolutionary party.
>>
>>70150707
Fuck off
>>
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Gordon Brown texture like sun
Lays me down with my mind he runs
Throughout the night
No need to fight
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Every time just like the last
On his ship tied to the mast
To distant lands
Takes both my hands
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown, finer temptress
Through the ages he's heading west
From far away
Stays for a day
Never a frown with Gordon Brown

(La la la la la la la la leeeah)

Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
Never a frown
With Gordon Brown
>>
>>70150357
dumbarse
>>
Washing machine broke
Headphones broke
Desk fan broke
Feeling sick

Not having a good night lads.
>>
who /NickClegg/ here?
>>
>>70150760
nobody

not even nick clegg
>>
>>70150418
>>70150520
>>70150537
>>70150576
>>70150593
>>70150633
>>70150656
>>70150685
>>70150696
>>70150728
>>70150492
Does autism cause something like this?
>>
>>70150641
>if it weren't for all the bad things he did he would've been great!

is that what passes for an argument these days?
>>
>>70150740
You fuck off, Gordon
>>
Baiting yanks is a bit too easy for my liking desu
>>
>>70150760
He was the true inheritor of the radical centre
>>
>>70150794
>all the bad things he did
He never took us into the EU, you daft fat nigger.
>>
>>70150788
check'd
>>
>>70150806
except you were serious and just literally wrong. fuck off
>>
been diagnozed with autism lads

ama
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>>70150686
he's a war criminal that deserves the rope
>>
>>70150831
Who is your favourite Irish slag>

I like Georgia Salpa
>>
literally CANNOT stop listening to David Bowie. my ears are bleeding send help
>>
>>70150831
What's it like being Irish?
>>
>>70150816
>n-word

Edgy
>>
>>70150827
baited
>>
>>70150831
haw old a ye ya wee autismo
>>
>>70149441
are you unisex?
>>
>>70150840
He Freed Iraq
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>>70149449
looks like shit, no yards and connected to the house next door
fucking disgusting
>>
>>70150874
no he's australian
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>>70150831
>Diagnozed

Fuck off yan- wait...
>>
>>70149885
both shit
real patricians watch all saints
>>
>>70150842
rosanna davison

>>70150847
bit shite, if you'd like an expansive comparison to the cultural attributions of being english you'd have to go into specifics

>>70150864
24
>>
new thread

>>70150966
>>70150966
>>70150966
>>
This is a good album.
>>
lelbourne
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>>70150402
that's a nice bike
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>ireniggers
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