Dashboard's edition.
Previously on Rorkes' talk: >>70140445
>>70143048
Civic car board ?
don't forget to turn your clocks back 100 years tonight #TrumpInauguration
Can't sleep lads
Work tomorrow
>>70143048
Why are you linking to the old thread?
wank
poo
give me a (You)
>>70143102
>tfw I signed up for a UKIP membership just to vote for him
Didn't even bother voting in the end, waste of £2
>>70143118
what's your job lad
>>70143138
here it is
can't sleep lads
inauguration tomorrow
>Mike "Electroshock My Love Of Cock" Pence
>>70143154
Shitposting
>Northern Ireland is going to be having elections in like a month
>Hate all of the political parties because none of them actually represent my views
fuck SAKE
when will they assassinate him tomorrow?
>>70143196
write-in are nige
>>70143196
why don't you lot have our parties?
>>70143132
/balk/ does it all the time.
>>70143179
Mike "Zap the wussy until he likes pussy" Pence
Mike "Get Caught Rimming and the Lights Start Dimming" Pence
Mike "If they act odd in the shower, Crank up the power" Pence
Mike "If you're bi, you're gonna fry" Pence
Mike "Male flattery drains the battery" Pence
Mike "A little juice turns Caitlyn back to Bruce" Pence
Mike "Guy love? Fry bruv" Pence
perfect yummy little butt
the bloke who runs the youtube account BradDoesBanter literally definitely posts here
>>70143236
you got me lol
>>70143230
wahey
>>70143205
google it
>>70143180
ah well
keep at it sport, it'll get better eventually
Mike "Fry the gay away" Pence
>>70143216
Because all of your parties are too left-wing for most of us. Also, devolution.
>>70143225
>Mike "Get Caught Rimming and the Lights Start Dimming" Pence
>Mike "Male flattery drains the battery" Pence
there are tears in my eyes
>>70143168
thanks
>>70143230
wahey
>>70143236
stop plugging your channel
>>70143225
i'm sure that was funny in your head
back to /r/eddit now lad
>>70143220
fuck off back to bulgaria you russian wanker
mike "the trap zapper" pence
>>70143259
>too left wing
ah
right
we should give you lot back to the republic of ireland
Need to find a spacious 1-bedroom apartment in a safe area of London that will cost me no more than £150pw, can you help me out please lads?
me on the left
Mike "Vice President" Pence
>>70143220
Fuck off you Polish/Lithuanian shit you aren't Irish
all me 2bh >>70143310
>tfw rotated solids in calculus
i want to die
>>70143313
Please don't. They're even more left wing than you lads are. And you lads are mostly paki.
>>70143341
Greater LOndon
>>70143225
10/10, mind if I save this?
>>70143323
actually kinda cute
me in the car
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1483321529840.webm
I think I have a hernia
>>70143335
looks like a new girl has just moved in the flat above. just saw her on the stairwell and we stood there staring at each other for like a minute until I said hi.
reckon there might be something in there for the future, I just need to be a good boy and remember I have a gf right now.
>>70143319
london has way too many varying areas
look at a demographic map or something
can someone explain to me how raheem kassam was able to work for lehman brothers with a politics degree from a polytechnic
>>70143360
that was the joke laddo
>>70143335
roaring
looks like they finally made a biography about me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IL9ohmbVB0U
>>70143216
Because muh fleg
>>70143341
>>70143398
nepotism you retard
>>70143395
*pokes it back in*
>>70143399
100% certain he wasn't joking. Absolutely GUARANTEED he's a lefty twat that wants rid of right-wingers.
>>70143426
he's a paki, are his parents rich?
>>70143389
just got off the phone with Mummy May
You're being sent to 'gitmo at 5pm
>>70143373
it's all yours my friend :)
just finished eating my 2 chicken breasts and aspargus
they were delightful
taking my zinc supplement
going to eat white chocolate and peppermint kettle corn now with some water
>>70143286
fuck off
>>70143397
What's a safe nice area of the southeast?
@70143461
Typical Canadian post
>>70143389
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1483386164254.webm
me in the car
>>70143461
redpill me on zinc supplements
>>70143461
imagine being so anally retentive that this is what your life is like
>>70143389
mirin the confederate flag in the back window
elections are like one massive reality show
>>70143480
Norwich
>>70143515
sounds like my sisters gf that has OCD and is vegan
>Disunited Queensub
fucking leaf stole my gimmick
Has anyone here ever been in a motor race? My friends older brother used to race V8s and still does track days sometimes. Personally I've never been in a motor race.
>>70143480
http://now-here-this.timeout.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ethnic_density1.jpg
this is essentially a wealth map
I eat chicken breast but I mainly throw a bit of salt on it
What can I put on to spice it up a bit?
>>70143507
did a large exhale of air and a small smirk
Can't wait for HS2 to be completed the entirety of England can just be one massive commuter belt for London
>>70143508
they're good for your immune system, skin, and dick
>>70143515
>having order in your life is ridiculed
howling at you
>>70143555
spices
>>70143561
nips are doing the same thing with tokyo
tokyo to osaka in an hour innit
Is there anywhere not shit in Northern Ireland?
>>70143555
Those nandos rubs
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1484871947039.webm
me in the car
>>70143550
I want to live in a wealthy (i.e. white) area, but still only pay £150pw maximum for my own place. Is this an achievable goal?
why isn't the flag of wales included in the flag of the UK?
>>70143555
Sriracha
>>70143561
how much of scotland's money is being spent on englands infrastructure desu
>>70143555
cayenne, onion powder, some sort of low-cal sauce
>>70143587
wales is not a real country
it's part of england
>>70143582
Not in the commuter belt
>>70143587
It's an irrelevance
the goal
>>70143581
Are you okay?
>>70143555
rosemary never fails
>>70143629
ye thanks
>>70143587
Its basically an English province
imagine living near curzon station and commuting to london every morning
>>70143597
none since Scotchshite is a leach on the english taxpayer
>>70143582
if you're fine with staying in a shitty studio or a flatshare
I know nothing about south london
that reminds me:
the early bird catches the worm.
>>70143555
frank's if you're lazy
>>70143582
>£150 per week rent is acceptable in london
Absolutely roaring
I miss the old /brit/
When people would actually read your posts
>>70143646
Awesome. Great to hear. What are you doing this weekend?
#70143678
shan't be reading this post lads
>>70143678
i read every post lad dont worry
>>70143662
howling at the filename
>>70143657
england would never be able to borrow so much without the full size and extent of the UK economy so we know you're talking shit
pay oil reparations
>>70143615
runt
go back to therapy
me taking a massive shit every 5 metres
>>70143685
need to stop by the clinic for a blood test ae haha
>>70143703
Ah yes the 5 million scroungers north of the border are definitely what guarantees england access to the bond markets
my IQ must have dropped about 50 points in the last couple of years
>tfw live in an area with fluoridated water
cara
>>70143678
blame Amurica and menchildren for that. The amount of shit posted lately has brought /brit/ to a notable low.
>>70143661
I'll probably inevitably have to get a flatshare desu, but I'd prefer my own place.
>>70143672
M8 that's on the cheaper end of the spectrum, especially if you want your own place. An average flat in one of the less shit neighbourhoods will cost you £200-300pw from what I can tell.
>>70143736
So english independence then? yeah didn't think so
Wish I had someone to fall asleep with every night
you took this one a bit too far, lad >>70143745
post choons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzEwCc4WVKs
>>70143729
Sounds pretty serious. Did you catch hendra? *politely shuffles away far enough to be out of your spitting range*
>>70143777
over rated 2bh
always get a numb arm and my irregular sleep schedule emans I spend hours awake in the dark while she sleeps her head off on my numb arm
Dont suppose anyone has £35 million?
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-for-sale/property-57649420.html
>>70143782
is that a guy
>>70143782
keiong
>>70143761
Sure, nothing would suit us better than dropping the alcoholic sponging scotchshites that plague the UK.
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1483976379089.webm
>>70143782
stop posting my gf
>>70143738
dunno about your iq but if you actually do drink fluoride your third eye must be so retracted inside your body it can be considered third bollock instead
>>70143782
This is crazy
>>70143802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvzWqPs14o0
>>70143782
mental illness
>>70143815
lad
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-to-rent/property-61444649.html
chaik-on
>>70143555
my knobsauce, but it's very pricey.
GAS
THE
KIWIS
lads
>>70143811
*walks towards you*
Haha not that serious mate just a check up on the health
>>70143760
Well I assumed he meant flat share with about 8 Pakis. London has gone berserk with its rat race to the bottom
>>70143815
nah
>>70143847
it is, i'm a zombie, i don't enjoy art or feel any strong emotions, i used to be funny and now people give me weird looks when i try to be funny
>>70143783
not like i was ever gonna find an albanian in /brit/
>>70143877
t. mentally ill person
Are there "no go" areas in London? What's the roughest part?
>>70143834
wtf I love britain now
>>70143884
Flat shares are about £100-200 I think, maybe cheaper if you go to a really shit area. Yeah it's shit, don't wanna stay there long, hopefully I can get a transfer early on.
>>70143896
keep posting
>>70143907
poo pooland
>>70143834
comfy
>>70143834
cool
>>70143918
yes
tower hamlets
>>70143918
Nah you can go everywhere
London is a City of Peace
>>70143896
>keeping your figures just on a bedside table with a load of shit
don't do that
royal marines or paras lads
Just been to the toilet and done a scotland
>using a laptop instead of pen and paper in lectures
Never have I shiggy so diggy
is that trump fart autist gone? whats the deal with him?
is there really a literal 13 year old posting here?
>>70143783
he nowise did, Haxhi Ahmeti.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NebylMJtyAA
>>70143955
Are you a retard and/or a manlet? If so, paras. If not, bootnecks.
>>70143907
could heem you in one taylor swift motion
>>70143866
No idea who could afford to rent at that price
Literally who could afford that, must be like 200 people in the world , if that
>>70143973
>The Poonited Sharts of Arsemerica
would girls like this body? or too skelly?
>>70143998
im not so bootneck
nice quick answer cheers lad x
>>70143940
Is Canary Wharf a no-go zone too then? Always confused me that one, thought it was some sort of posh exclusive area, but it's also in Tower Hamlets.
Here's some "thinspiration"
https://www.instagram.com/milagricenko/
>>70144015
weight and height
if you dont ill pay your jaw a visit with my fist
>>70143834
http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1483921348324.webm
>tfw yanks needed this explained to them
>>70143973
>President Fart
Oh my giddy aunt
>>70143921
It's not too bad if you get decent housemates. I know a guy who did some plumbing in London for a bit. Money's good but living there was not something he enjoyed
>>70144015
is that a 12 year old boy?
>>70144043
haha
best she left her bf too
you want piece of mind?
here's a piece of mine
>>70144057
Is there an Imgur album
Manlets, WHEN will they learn?
>>70144015
Alri skelly?
>>70144020
Canary Wharf is just a billionaire skyscraper part where bankers work, its deserted before 6am and after 8pm
The parts surrounding it are pretty poor because there was literally nothing there before and the government thought it would be a good idea to build a ton of social/council housing from all the free land, resulting in a pretty shit place
As with the rest of London, its slowly being gentrified and made nicer. I actually visited the areas surrounding Canary Wharf and saw a ton of new skyscrapers and towers and that. will feel very new york-ish in a few years time
>>70144088
yeah
Currently posting while in a client meeting
hmmm
>>70143866
Done the maths
On average wage you would need to work for 482 years to afford one year's wage
>>70144090
who
>>70144068
lol how many 12 year old boys are 6'1 with lean muscle like that?
>>70144044
6'1 168
>>70144114
ok good
>>70144120
the lad who plays tyrion lannister
>>70144049
>>70143834
30s and 40s newsreels are comfy as fuck
>>70144118
*rent
I, Toilet Bog Fart. do solemnly swear that I will support the Constipation of the Poonited States as Commander in Queef,
*solemnly sharts on the Bible*
*the presidential poopoo drips down the steps of Congress*
*the US Marine Band starts up*
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, WE HAVE CHOSEN FOR THE NATION
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, HE IS SMELT BY ONE AND ALL
>HAIL TO THE QUEEF, AS WE PLEDGE POO-OPERATION
>IN PROUD FULFILLMENT OF A GREAT, NOBLE TURD
>>70144129
>168kg
WIDEBOY
>>70144156
Cringing
>>70144156
you are a fucking embarrassment to these threads
sort yourself out
>>70143999
would crush you as easily as one of those little anime figures mummy bought you, pathetic worm
>Pee-OTUS
>6'1" 168
What would /brit/ do to me? :3
>>70144190
>pathetic worm
alri skyrim?
yanks are now bombing the rebels like mad
>President Fart
>Literally taking the Oath of Office in front of a statue of some bloke on the shitter
>>70144226
shave your chest
brains done a rot
im a student of the great karl marx, ask me anything
>>70144169
whats wrong with her again
how old is she now
whats she doing with her life
>>70144256
my porn folder is horribly disorganised
>>70144294
why has any even partial implementation of Marxist ideas ended with extremely oppressive governments, low living standards, and very little access to the outside world?
>>70144233
That's not just some bloke
That's Ronald McDonald
>>70143202
this
>>70144310
*jams*
can't understand men who think foot fetishes are gross
low test, gay twats the lot of them
got called a renegade in Holland and barretts
>>70144374
its literally a fucking disgusting filthy mental illness
>>70144226
hide thy post.
i have a fart fetish
keeping my stomach full & my balls empty ;D
>>70144398
>liking women's body's is a mental illness
ah yes
fucking gay twat, just admit you're gay and you find women repulsive
>all those deleted posts
howling
keep it on /britfeel/ spastic
Well, looks like it's just friends after all
Suggested a cocktail bar in the evening and she changed it to a cafe in the daytime
>>70144427
literally 0.0001% of the population has the fetish
just stop trying you spastic disgusting mentally ill fucking freak
>>70144228
forgot that one's from skyrim haha
must have burnt itself into my very consciousness
>>70144470
Quitter attitude.
You wanna stick your dong in her or what mate?
>>70144233
Lincoln was unironically the worst Yank president after LBJ.
fucking hell I feel sick even talking about this shit >>70144427
how do people even get this fucking mental disease, get your head checked you fucking freak shithead
>>70144483
Quentin Tarankino
uno farto @ 3:17
>the POOTUS
>LBJ was a bad president
>>70144360
Ronald McDonald is the American everyman; an Irish clown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9aN93S8nl8
doing a groove
>>70144427
so it's homosexual to not be sexually attracted to a woman's cerebral cortex, or the ligament in her knee joint?
interesting
https://twitter.com/girlposts/status/822246264456773632
Welcome to the 4chan presidency, enjoy the fucking ride.
>>70144518
First time I've asked a bird out 2bh
Was hoping it'd be a yes or no thing and bring some finality. Instead it feels like a soft rejection.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdBSwhms7O4
fucking shrieking at this """""documentary"""""
what the actual fuck is wrong with yanks? why are they just not mentally capable of making good documentaries? why is it always one guy narrating it like it's the trailer for an action film? why do they always fill it with flashy graphics and "le computer hax" stuff? why is it always so insanely ameri-centric to the point of almost being historical revisionism?
yank history docs are just as shit as their nature docs
>>70144582
>Massive escalation in Vietnam wasn't bad
>>70144641
JUST
>>70143587
>Flag is internationally recognised
>Language is internationally recognised
>Devolved government creating Welsh laws
"English province"
Creasing at these angry anglos and their cultural enrichment of pakis and poles
>>70144641
virus do NOT click
>>70144478
>>70144530
>>70144624
three homosexual men have ousted themselves ITT
how does that make /brit/ feel that there are these lads asking for pics of your willy, and doing cheeky wanks to them?
>>70144530
In all honesty all fetishes are somewhat mentally ill. I mean, liking arse( the place people poo) is considered normal
>>70144667
fuck off communist
18 yo at work was rubbing my chest and touched my arse in such a way that she was basically digging up in there today
can't help but imagine the outcry if i did those same things to her
>>70143341
>metric
>>70143346
what?
>>70144641
screeching
>>70144699
ii--i-i-i-i clicked how do i scrub this virus off my cpu my mum is gonna kill me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1YkHJJi-tc
drumpf btfo
i took your inspiration to do a post on /pol/, howd i do?
>>>/pol/107900373
what's with all these Trump songs? I thought the inauguration was tomorrow
>>70144737
delete system32 and you should be set
you twats who won't shut the fuck up about trump just look fucking sad. i don't really give a fuck and no one gives a shit about your opinion anyway
>>70144641
SOMEBODY
>>70144768
There's a concert today
Fucking yanks
https://twitter.com/Sargon_of_Akkad/status/822239607387516932
Thoughts?
>>70144641
CANT BREATHE
might do a cheeky 9pm sleep
think I went too rough on the leaf
>>70144642
>Was hoping it'd be a yes or no thing
You really don't know women la
Basically, you know how it makes perfect sense to you for things to be clear cut and logical? Women hate that. They spend their whole lives trying to confuse people like you. Even once you're in a relationship, its like they're fucking allergic to just spelling what they want out. You need to use the power of love to sense it or else you're just not "the one" for her.
>>70144582
The Civil Rights Act destroyed the United States.
Oh? Don't mind me, I'm just getting my daily dose of the 'mazing atheist
>>70144695
>The England and Wales Cricket Board (ECB)
>Welsh clubs can compete in english competitions of football
>not rep'd on the Union Flag
>>70144747
The American City of Nigeria
>>70144641
like Trump a bit more now
he just doesn't give a fuck
>>70144836
The Declaration of Independence destroyed the United States
>>70144641
>actually singing to the bit where he says he isn't the sharpest tool in the shed
The memes have entered realspace, fucking hell
ah yes, russia
>>70144450
>>70144695
>>Flag is internationally recognised
I lived in Texas for 5 years and when I told them my mum was Welsh, I got quite a few blank stares
>>70144958
Did anyone ask you "like the grape juice?"
>>70144895
cyka blyat
>>70144831
>You need to use the power of love to sense it or else you're just not "the one" for her.
Good thing I'm an autistic bastard then. Still feel pretty shit.
>>70143101
Why does OP does not respond to my post ? Son of a bitch
>>70143587
Has literally been an English province since before America was discovered. Yorkshire is more relevant.
>>70144958
the absolute state of america
Therapist tomorrow lads
>>70144988
>>70144988
salut mon amie
>>70145020
did he died
>>70145037
Je suis un homme, mon coco.
imagine like
having a gf
golly
What happened to the French in Vietnam? I know they lost but was it just due to the impossibility of the situation (given the US also lost with massively more resources) or were they incompetent?
>>70145056
fuck off yank
>>70144695
Scotland has its own legal system. You don't
A flag and a devolved meme assembly, both of which only became real things in the last few decades, mean fuck all
>>70145055
imagine paying an old guy $20 to call your mom on your cell phone and pretend he's a police officer and that you died in a car crash. imagine how she'd react. have you told your mom you love her today?
choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvXdJX06aJM
Business idea: revoke devolution for wales and scotland and make them fully fledged parts of england
then give northern ireland to the republic of ireland
>>70145128
reclaim ireland
>>70144641
wha
memes have transcended everything i thought they ever could be
>>70144641
can any man tell me what this is?
At work and can't watch the video
>reclaim ireland
>>70145157
nah
the micks are more trouble than they're worth
>>70144641
BAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
i wonder what weird and wonderful things i'll get up to this weekend whilst off me nut on the old 'caine. last weekend i spat in a doorman's face, spent 200 quid on sex lines and drove at 110mph down the motorway
>>70145183
3 doors down doing all star by smash mouth at trumps inauguration
trump sings along
just realized that brits must pronounce trump like "chroomp", kek
>>70145055
need a french bf (girl)
>>70145242
no we don't?
>>70145183
Smash mouth - All star at trump inauguration. cuts from the band to trump singing along.
Fuck you trying to say Facebook ey?
>>70145242
HASAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>oy chroomp is there president
screaming
>>70144641
clearly a different video clip edited in
who do people lie about their age on tinder
danld chroomp
>>70145259
she looks beautiful in this
wish my gf would finally get pregnant while fucking those black guys. thats my end goal 2bh, to watch her get pregnant in the flesh
>chroomp
hahahah
>>70145323
that's not her kid
@70145323
FOY
>>70145323
>flag
le yup, checks outxD
chroomp posting is the way of the future
Really pissed lads, what should I do
https://youtu.be/DBFykSuY-d4
ah yes
>>70145356
heh
ya caught me lol
absolute state of yanks
>>70145401
Go finger yer mam.
>>70145428
Don't know her m8
i know for a fact that one day in the future ill wake up and itll be exactly like bruce willis' apartment from the 5th element and itll be the fucking future. one day we'll wake up and it'll be the future man. its going to be so rad.
>>70145401
down a bottle of jager desu
>>70145267
doxxed