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President Donald John Trump

Predictions for QT tonight?

>Muh hard Brexit
>Muh Trump
>Muh NHS

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Scotland must be destroyed.

cara

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My current job lads

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Imagine working for the foreign office lads

Just imagine

Literally paradise

hi

>>70138597
what are we going to do about the bankers' bonuses????

>>70138550
mine was clean with nowt in the keyboard. i take it out of the case and use t'vacuum cleaner once in a while. only pubes in it are mine, usually they are business laptops so one's bollocks rarely come into the vicinity of the keyboard

>>70138631
Can't we kill all women?

>>70138631
>tfw used to be me
>got /fit/
>now I fuck girls like her and never text them back
>will never sink to being that beta again
>tfw I just made all of this up except for the first sentence.

things i am bored of:
news
brexit
trump
porridge

>>70138614
guess you won't be getting a job in the being able to use printscreen field any time soon

>>70138594
Ah yes, Toilet Toilet Fart

>>70138654
those FUCKING BANKERS

>>70138631
Brutal

>>70138688
agreed

>>70138698
AND THEIR FUCKING BONUSES

Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.

why would anyone be platonic friends with a woman? they're horrible people

>>70138550
>i'm le muslim please make fun of trump cos i want to go to le america

Fuck off.

>>70138688
i miss porridge

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What do you do when telemarketers call you?

The other day, some Indian dude called my house and I just messed with him

>Hello, my name is Kevin and I'm with-
>Wait, what's your name?
>Kevin Parker, and I'm with-
>Where are you from, Kevin?
>Georgia and-
>Wait, YOU are from Georgia?
>*he hangs up on me*

porridge is overrated

it tastes like mildly oat flavoured wallpaper paste

>>70138597
same as always with slightly more angry remainers as they've lost all hope they were clinging on to

>>70138594
Where are my proud nooordern Brothas? One of our very own is becoming the most powerful man in the universe very soon!

NOOOOORRDAAAAAN BROTHHHHASSS

Show thyself

mouse keeps being pulled down because the cord is so heavy

nice

Donny (dunny) John (toilet) Trump (fart)

>>70138783
i havent answered my home phone in at least 6 years

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THE WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS

>>70138801
I'm completely sick of that faggot Farron trying to pretend people didn't actually vote for Brexit.

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The Call That Saved Europe

>>70138631
the guy deserves it, what a cringey thing to say to someone

was never gonna work

girl wasn't even brutal, just rejecting the little dickhead

absolutely dastardly behaviour being carried out by the bankers as of late

>>70138631
I don't see the problem with this. He was the retard who tried to make an implication of a romantic relationship publicly online. She rebuffed it in the nicest way possible with some wordplay.

>>70138783
>the phone call that saved /brit/

*raises pint to mouth
*takes a big glup of ale
*slams pint on table

Bloody bankers bonuses

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>christmas was 6 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMhMekfIyos

>Toilet, toilet, fart for president

Is this the pinnacle of humour?

>>70138903
>Fail McFartney

Went shit after the beatles m8

>>70138903
more like paul mcfartney

>>70138759
>they're horrible people
yes, but so am I

fuckin BUZZIN FOR TOMORROW!!!

why is mexicANO so obsessed with dolan trunk

>>70138929

wings had some good songs, negroid

DOLAN DRUMPF pee

>>70138929
>>70138933
fartmind

>>70138950
I reckon he has a sub-80 IQ, that's the only plausible explanation for his antics really.

fart

https://www.fb.com/TheUnluckyBrit/videos/1949847618576072/

howling

>>70138997
would you ever kiss a pom

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By the Grace of God, Donald John Trump, President of the United States

ahh no the rorke aussie is here

>>70138697
>>70138824
>>70138929
>>70138933
>>70138974

literal 7 year olds

if Talking Heads played at the inauguration i think i'd cum myself into a coma

>>70139038
I was at school today with some 7 year olds.

*goes to work*
*banks*
*leaves work*
*receives bonus*

>>70138966
>>70139012
>6. The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.

>>70139021
the first girl i ever kissed was technically a pom even though she moved to australia when she was like 3

so yes

>fart jokes

ah yes, is this the ever famous british humor I always hear about?

we are discussing american culture dumbass

>>70139070
nonce

>>70139083
Do you actually like Trump? Or are you only playing along?

>>70139054
11 year olds get out of /int/

>>70139046
More like talking farts

yeah he was better than hillary clinton

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>>70139054

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my man thinks that hes hard
must think i just spit bars
lets go to the pussyholes yard
are you mad blud pull up the car

just spent 300€ on headphones feel like an absolute billionaire looool

Some lad got banned on /int/ for posting a pewdiepie thread

http://www.4chan.org/bans

praise janny

>>70138599
>opinion in re the E.U. can be broken down into a matter of Left v's Right.
>who were Tony Benn and Barbara Castle (?)

>>70139103
think you meant to reply to this nonce
>>70139054

>>70139130
I'm a volunteer in a primary school. I'm going to become a teacher. I am not a nonce.

need a tasty cock in my mouth NOW

>>70139156
no(nce)

>>70139062
I don't think I've ever seen rule 6 enforced

>>70139141
complete rube more like

just coughed up blood again lads. think i might be dying

>>70139158
Nonce

>>70138813
>US president
>not just a slightly bigger swamp dweller

>>70139158
all male teachers are nonces

>>70139141
what headphones?

>>70139180
It's unenforceable.

>>70139206
>>70139202
t. nonces trying to deflect from their noncery by accusing others of noncery

what time is the inauguration

>>70139158
Save it for the judge, nonce.

>>70139141
what are you using them with

>>70139227
11:30am

>>70139206
Good thing I am not male then.

>>70139206
>>70139158
They aren't but everyone will semi-consciously think of you as one anyway, especially if you're not a fun happy feminine normie

>>70139117
you're gunna get fucking twatted if you talk like that round here

wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPJiOareZnA

>>70139227
12 noon NY time

coverage at 11 am

>>70139180
ive been banned multiple times according to rule 6 for *brraaaaap* posting

>>70139227
17:00 gmt is when he takes the oath

>>70139224
why would you want to become a teacher unless you were a nonce? it's a boring frustrating job for losers

>>70139248
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>70139180
When janny goes on an autistic rampage that's it
Also banning kpop and other such gimmicks he disapproves of
>>70139199
Is there any reason or just out of the blue?

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484674931133.webm

>>70139248
BE my gf

>>70139218
it's easily enforceable, but it would mean that 60% of posters would get banned

Have never called in sick to work in 4 years

But tomorrow may be the day. I'm nervous about making the call.

>>70139285
what to heck

>>70139248
all female teachers are nonces too, i was molested by a female teacher when i was 6

ps. post feet

Ah yes, The Berber Slave Trade.

>>70139272
What makes you think it is boring? My complaint would be it is simply tiring.

>>70139199
You the guy with cancer?

>>70139310
Really? If true tell story

>>70139211
zmf classic

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Business idea: end my own life to avoid the misery of a lifetime of lonely, meaningless wageslavery

>>70139332
no

>>70139281
banning kpop was a top move tbf

>>70139272
teaching is a terrible job, both of my parents were teachers (mum still is, dad is a groundskeeper for an estate now) and fucking hated it. Do NOT go into teaching. But then again they were secondary teachers, maybe primary is different

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Tell me about this particular section of the UK. What does one find there/

cheeky mid morning bacon butte

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>poor people in my thread

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frogkike is ANGRY

>>70139360
Secondary would drive me crazy, teenagers are bastards 100% of the time.

>>70139351
Well yeah but he didn't have an official reason as such
Had to hide it from his superiors in case he got a pay dock

>>70138614
>unpaid internship
>fight against slavery
>UNPAID
>AGAINST SLAVERY

>>70139369
refer to this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZY6jC5Dh6c

>>70139360
nah my mum was a primary school teacher. she fucking hated it. thankless job.

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>>70139347

that's a redpill

>>70139247
>>70139262
>>70139269
really not sure now

>>70139351
this. There's like 15 other boards dedicated solely to retarded japanese drawings

>>70138697
How do you get toilet out of "Donald"?

>>70139360
I'm doing teaching in a primary school at the minute and it's easy as fuck. The only thing primary school kids do is talk loudly but the second you raise your voice higher than theirs, they shut up. Primary school kids are still at the stage where teachers can actually scare them.

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His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Abdul-Aziz Awal Jemus Junkung Jammeh Naasiru Deen Babili Mansa

>>70139386
glad I put all of my money in things like USD, RMB, XAU, and XAG

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Just a reminder to all welshnoggers i took a shit in your food supply


youre eating my feces right now

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What's the lads opinion on using the sink in the bathroom as my bidet?

Cuz the thing, I did a cheeky bum cleansing on me sink after tehehehe a poo

>>70139369
too big of an area lad. be more specific

going to japan with 5 of my best mates in the summer

v excited.

When's the last time you did a holiday with mates /brit/? They are the type of things that make lifetime memories.

>>70139413
Donald>Donny>Dunny>Toilet

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>>70138843
Phone's don't look like that in London.
I wonder how they did that.
>>70139130
https://www.discogs.com/Nonce-World-Ultimate/master/79523
>it actually exists

>>70139369
i went to 6th form college in alton. you can score weed in the car park.

>>70139452
never

>>70139406
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+time+will+Trump+be+president%3F+uk+time

>>70139452
This summer
Went to the ol' 北京
It was more of a study tour with everyone who does Chinese but we're all pretty close because there's only like 20 of us

>>70139399
Excellent video. I watched from start to finish.

>>70139386
Nothing's gone his way in the last year and a half has it

Feel sorry for the poor man

Have never used a public phonebox

>>70139333
i don't remember it very well but as i recall we were having this event that involved waterslides and shit and afterwards i couldn't get my wet clothes off so the teacher took me in the back room and took my pants off and diddled me

>>70139465
Anglo slang is truly fascinating

walk like an egyptian

So when a currency isn't at a 1:1 ratio with the USD, but is way off, like how 1usd=35 baht.

Does that mean the baht got fucked because of inflation, or did thailand just originally value their currency with different numbers. Like 1baht was never supposed to= 1usd

http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/756360/islamic-call-to-prayer-historic-british-gloucester-cathedral-outrage

kek. the colonisation begins. brits are stupid blind retards. enjoy your shit country

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middle parrot: me
other parrots: runts
peanut: (You)

>>70139510
neither have i

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Any other engineers here

I am about to declare war on the UK

http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/

eaten far too much for dinner

oh dear oh dear

>>70139518
>diddled me
??????
Thanks for sharing x

>>70139465
grasping at straws there for your shit gimmick

fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eu91oZ2_Vag

>>70139510
>>70139558
used your mums in a public phonebox

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>been awake for 15,000 hours
>already eaten 12 calories

>>70139554
kys runtkunt

>>70139548
Yes and no
sometimes they set their currency to be like that
iirc the Irish Pound was set to be IEP8=GBP1

>Drugs policy is as MI5: if you are not prepared to give up all use of drugs, do not apply.

Feels good that I'm not a drugs runt and can apply to things like this

>works night out tomorrow

entire fucking day ruined. Would much rather be at home enjoying Trump inauguration banter on the chon.

Fucking HATE being a wagie. need to end my life pronto

The North is literally mostly hardline extremist Islamists who hate white people and christians

cannot even imagine living there

>>70139565
>Abu Hamza

ah yes

>>70139551
>Protestants

what currency should i buy

or just buy 5 grand of gold?

>>70139610

>gif

fuck off

>>70139639
No it isn't?

>>70139627
they don't care if you've used them in the past, just as long as you stop while you work for them

>>70139320
trying to teach shite on a psychic level so much lower than thee and trying to maintain discipline among them. I can't see how any man wants to do that job.
also their hygiene is atrocious, it's pretty much asking for infections and viruses.

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>>70139565
Yo

>>70139598
me, taking to the skies to aerial scout for my escaped runts

>>70139492
i don't get it
?

what time is the inauguration here in the UK?

>>70139613
my mum's irish and when i went to ireland as a little kid i remember the punt was worth slightly more than the british pound

>>70139598
Wouldn't mind going there just for the airport

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reckon I made a positive change in the world lads

>>70139570
>nuke mexico
>mexico nukes canada

No we know why the US iq is going down

>>70139687
20 JANUARY
Mr Trump attends service at St John's Episcopal Church near the White House
Mr Trump and his wife, Melania, have morning coffee with President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama. The couples will then take a motorcade to the Capitol
9:30am (14:30 GMT) Inauguration ceremony begins with musical performances
11:30am (16:30 GMT) Opening remarks followed by Supreme Court Justice swearing in Mr Pence
Noon (17:00 GMT) Mr Trump will recite the oath of office, administered by Chief Justice Roberts. He will then deliver his inaugural address
3pm-5pm (20:00 - 22:00 GMT) Mr Trump and Mr Pence will embark on a 1.5 mile (2.4km) parade down Pennsylvania Avenue, which will probably be lined with supporters and protesters
7pm-11pm (00:00-04:00 GMT) Mr Trump, Mr Pence and their wives will attend three official inaugural balls

>>70139613
ah ok thanks. makes cents (haha)

>>70139655
palladium

>>70139696
link?

Obama will declare martial law tomorrow

Enjoy your FEMA camps fuckers

>>70139687
5pm la x

>>70139548
baht doesn't have a subdivision like cents or pennies afaik

extra bug 10 baht

>>70139664
I had drugs tests for my last job so that part's no problem anyway.

I really fucking want this job

>>70139627
they'll ask you about all previous drug use which you should disclose but yeah, it's pretty obvious you'd have to give up all drugs.

the bigger ones are debt though. you've got absolutely no chance whatsoever if you carry any sort of debt outside maybe student debt that's safe and tied to the government.

>>70139709
reckon the shooting will be about 4pm desu

crap landing that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWetojC0ul0

>>70139733
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/

get the saudis, lad

>>70139696
whats happening here? why were a bunch of irrelevant areas in the US hit?

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Just increased the worlds IQ by 30 points and killed a lot of noggers thank me later lads

>>70139744
>saying you've applied to them online

yeah you've just fucked it already mate you moron

>>70139627
What about daffy?

what kind of shit job does drugs tests hahahahha half the city would be out of a job

>>70139696
still cannot get over how fucking large Kazakhstan is. Look at how fucking massive it is yet it is literally never mentioned or referenced as doing anything.

>>70139639
cumbria is 97% white british

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Live close to DC, should I go lads?

>>70139756
the security effort going in to tomorrow must be insane

>>70139762
me, returning from a succesful airborne hunt of the runts escaped from my farm

>>70139767
this lad did it>>70139769

Please don't read this. You will be kissed by the love of your life on the nearest Friday. However, if you do not repost this on 3 other threads, you will die within 2 days

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>>70139736

>>70139791
How is that even a question? It's the most important moment in your country's modern history, outside of 9/11.

>>70139755
I don't have any drug experiences really. I tried weed and hated it. That's my experience.

Fine for debt too. Never been in debt in my life, and I've got a really good credit rating.

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>>70139777
It's not that big. It is mostly desert so it justifies its irrelevancy.

Don't care.

>>70139799
i think it's probably about the same as obama. Even though there are more anti-trump people very few of them would actually pick up a weapon

>>70139827
'no'

>>70139827
Don't want to deal with the crowd tbqh

>>70139554
>birds want me

think you are mistaken lad

Lads.

LADS.

Do you remember that spastic cunt that Nintendo got at E3 to play Wii Music? The drummer?

He's at Trump's inauguration. Performing.

I can't stop laughing.

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>tfw no point in nuking africa because it's already a post-apocalyptic area

doing coursework on my uni's server through putty

>>70139821
/ourguy/ His Excellency Sheikh Professor Alhaji Dr. Yahya Abdul-Aziz Awal Jemus Junkung Jammeh Naasiru Deen Babili Mansa

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>>70139655
gold
keep in mind that you don't actually get much gold for £5k
pic related is £600 worth of gold. I have £1k in total but it's scattered in multiple places

Also, don't think of it as an investment. It's a poor investment. Think of it as a store of wealth

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>>70139870

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>>70139882
Ravi drums?

>>70139866
Name 3 more important moments.

>>70139868
it's alright the biker lads will protect you

>>70139829
that sounds good if you hypothetically wanted to apply for a theoretical M15 job

if you do actually want to apply, you shouldn't tell me or anyone that

>>70139884
Y nuk me

Drag myself from my bed
Around 20 past 6
Get my kids up make breakfast
1 egg 2 toast 3 weetabix

And as I sit down I look up
And your standing in the doorway sun at your back
In my old brown dressing gown
Well no one can love you more than I love you now, but I

Gotta go running for the bus
Coat flying and I try not to miss it this time
But the drivers waiting and that's strange
Kids on the top deck quiet for a change
And there's no rain and no roadworks
In the bus lane and all my hurts run away
And I'm smiling as I'm punching in

Tell my friends and my kids and my wife
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life

Now the secretaries they got a smile for me
And the in tray on my desks almost empty
I get a memo from executive Joe
Saying Rob the gob is getting kicked out
For embezzling funds from the company account
And id be lying if I said I wasn't chuffed
'Cause I always hated rob
And now they'll probably offer me robs old job

And in the park at lunch
There's no whinos on my favorite bench
None of that drunk chatter none of that pissy stench
And the scrawny little pigeons with the gammy legs
Decide to dive bomb from someone elses sandwich instead
And there's something about the city today
Like all the colors conspire to overwhelm the grey
And this close to the fire I can feel no cold
But a rainbow halo around my soul

Tell my friends and my kids and my wife
Everything will be alright
The day I died was the best day of my life

So I leave work get to the high street and I miss my bus
Should I wait for another no I can't be arsed
I begin to walk
And rush hour crowd seem to part like the red sea
And I'm stopping at the offy
20 cigarettes and a 6 pack to relax me
And as I cross back over the street
I guess I never saw that taxi
I guess I never saw that taxi

>>70139870
good post

>>70139932
It's not actually MI5 so it's fine.

>>70139921
Actually I revoke my answer depending on what you mean by modern history, since people have different definitions.

>>70139920
Ravi fucking drums.

>Someone nuking francistan to shit


nice

>>70139884
post the link!!!

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>>70139884
>nuking the netherlands
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtBm4BvKqHs

>>70139885
Bonsoir, faggit

btw I have been sending screenshots of PuTTY on my assignments and only realized later that the name is so close to Pussy. Switched over to a different terminal since then

Might take over a small African nation by force later

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Would girls like this body, or is it too skinny?

>>70139961
>Actually I revoke my answer
I thought you would, you poncey little twat. Don't you fucking dare talk back to me again.

is it ok to still live with your parents when you're 20?

americANO

>>70139993
ok kony.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZNtYmdZ-4c

can't wait until the non-backwater countries all nuke each other to hell and the great australian empire rises to global domination

>>70140007
Hey at least I accepted defeat and didn't turn all autistic about it tbf

need a socks bf

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>>70139963
We're full of nuclear reactors. We get glassed, everyone gets gassed.

>>70139980
whose f16 is that

>>70140003
Can never really tell with mirror pics how big someone is, need to be in a t shirt next to an average sized person to work it out

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reckon the Queen wouldn't make it

>>70139973
http://global.thermonuclearwar.org/

>>70140003
The terrible lighting makes it hard to tell. Definitely needs more chest and forearms though.

>>70140042
POST THE LINK

>>70140060
mine desu

>>70140048
salut mon amie

>>70139993
heart of darkness makes me want to do this

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>>70139897

>>70139921
Not him, but depends on if you meant when it happened. Because when Obama first got elected it was more important because of how serious the racial divide in this country is.

Obviously nothing big came from it though.

>>70140077
wow cool giz a ride

Please don't read this. You will be kissed by the love of your life on the nearest Friday. However, if you do not repost this on 3 other threads, you will die within 2 days.

can't wait for president toilet fart to inevitably get impeached

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sheep: me
fence: NEET lifestyle
man: the people who try to help me
hill: life

>>70140013
my parents have said that I can live with them rent free as long as I'm in education or searching for a job

I'm going to take advantage of that for as long as possible (already in second year of uni)

>>70140003

skinny
you must be what 150lbs?

women are clueless about male physiques though so don't judge yourselves by their misinformed standards

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>>70140110
nah desu, 2nd seat is reserved for my gf (pic related)

>>70140150
uhm but you just posted my gf? why do you have her picture saved on your computer

reeeee

might spend 15k on a flight in a russian fighter jet

think they take you to about 70,000 feet

trump's shit presidency WILL result in violent proletarian revolution

screencap this

>>70140127
im fucking crying at that webm
what did he honestly expect, he half way threw it down

>>70140079
i have a bf

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>>70139655
>>70139897
that wasn't even £600
this is just over £600

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>>70138614
Fuck off, copying other posters' gimmicks.

>>70140127
i don't get what happened

did it die?

>>70140198
proof?

>>70140127
It will be agent alright, r-right? No traumatic brain injury or anything, right?

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>>70139882
No but I remember that Eurovision drummer

The ol' laptop is almost broken and need a new one but they don't make the same model any more

Do NOT like change but not sure what I'm going to do, 'cide looks pretty appealing

>>70140127
>holding his head at the end

sides obliterated

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im not feeling right tonight lads, somethings missing. i think my profound loneliness has caught up to me

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>>70140164
wtf? its my gf, she just sent me this pic aha x

Tha Unitit Kinrick o Great Breetain an Northren Ireland (UK), or Claught Kängrick o Docht Brätain an Norlin Airlann (CK) in Ulstèr-Scotch, (Inglis: United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland) is a sovrein state in wastren Europe.

The UK is a poleetical union o fower kintras: Ingland, Wales an Scotland oan tha iland o Great Breetain; an Northren Ireland on tha iland o Ireland, alang wi ither ilands athort the warld.

Northren Ireland is tha anerlie pairt o the UK that haes a laundmairch, that it haes wi tha Republic o Ireland. Apairt frae thon the UK is surroonded bi tha Atlantic Ocean, tha German Ocean, tha Inglis Chainnel an tha Erse Sie. Tha mukkilest iland, Great Breetain, is jyned ti Fraunce an Continental Europe bi tha unnersie Chainel Tunnel.

Tha UK haes a population o aboot 60 million. Maist fowk in tha UK spaeks Inglis, but monie ither leids is spak.

The caipital ceitie o tha Unitit Kinrick is Lunnon, whilk ligs in tha sooth-eist o Ingland. Tha Pairlament o tha Unitit Kinrick is hauden at Wastmeinster in Lunnon. Houaniver, Scotland hauds its ain Pairlament (in Edinburgh) an Wales an Northren Ireland thair ain legislative Assemblies forby (in Cairdiff an Belfast respekivlie

>>70140216
he stops rolling towards the end of the webm, he was rolling down a grassy hill and didn't hit his head much. It's probably fine

>>70140233
>somethings missing
a gf?

>>70140233
tell us about it lad

>>70140179
imagine still thinking like this as a grown man hahaha proletarian revolution hahaha

>>70140248
>Scots Leid
Hoolin'

wish i was a cute girl so i could get attention on 4chan

>>70140218
looks like roger ebert post-jaw removal

>>70140127
howling

>>70140067
eh your pic is different from your link

>>70140251
Ahhh.. Good

>>70140228
do a cide'

>gf having doubts about the relationship

for fuck's sake. It's because i'm an autist and don't show any feelings.

high key hate myself 2bh

>>70140262
nothing to say really, just feel like wank. self esteem at rock bottom, the feeling like time is ticking and life is going nowhere

>>70140233
I always keep a small supply of benzos around for evenings such as this

>>70140190
Sheep are heavier than you'd think, especially when your arm is tired from yanking it out of a trap.

Just realised I'm literally a grown up ahahahahaha

love gangbangs where at the end they all queue up to fuck her and come in her mouth

kacey kox gangbang auditions is a great example

>>70140291
do you drive?

>>70138631
Why do women have such shit taste in men?

>>70140317
what's she auditioning for??

>>70140303
haha things like this make me so glad im a normie

>>70140315
haven't mentally matured since I was about 16 though hahahahahha reeeeeee

Please don't read this. You will be kissed by the love of your life on the nearest Friday. However, if you do not repost this on 3 other threads, you will die within 2 days

>>70140291
If she is telling you outright that she is "having doubts" fucking end it right now before she accidentally has sex with Chad.

Absolutely no point sitting around sucking up to her and trying to convince her to want to be in a relationship she doesn't want to be in.

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just saved the world, lads

you can thank me later

>>70140315
i hate this feeling haha when you feel like "oh well im still just a young kid i still have time to get better" and you realise youre actually nearly 25 and the actual youngersters would consider you a mature adult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzMSn79CAT8

me

dead is the new 30

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>>70140218
based

>>70140355
what if I want to die in 2 days

>>70140247
think you're being catfished desu
shes literally in my bed as we speak doing a sleep

>>70140375
i question the sort of man who is really into airsoft as a full grown adult

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3uDwEIaSoo

Ah yes, the face of the alt right

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HNNnghhHHhhhh

*shits out a run*

ah, much better

>>70140375
really makes you think

>>70140271
cute boys get attention too :3

>>70140375
don't understand how this works

>>70140445
>>70140445
>>70140445
virus do not click

>>70140355
>You will be kissed by the love of your life on the nearest Friday
It's Friday right now and I plan on sleeping shortly.
What now atheists?

>>70140323
girls want guys who make them feel emotional, it's just that emotion isn't always good.

girls fucking love drama and is why they go for the guy who's going to mug them off, cheat on them and treat them like shit - because it makes them feel something

>>70140421
what the actual fuck

>>70140421
don't like any of these people

>>70140414
you sure they don't just look alike? don't think there's many girls called cara delevingne in the netherlands

she's snuggled up on the couch with me watching a bit of 'flix right now lad

WILL be doing kisses and cuddles to her later as well

>>70140431
interesting

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>Why do women have such shit taste in men?

>>70140431
Enjoyed this. Fascinating stuff. Thanks.

>>70140421
what the fuck

>>70140421
hahahah what the fuck? what is this thing?

>>70140215
allri, same flag but it's old.
How sad must one be to repeat the same post within 5 hours?

>>70140431
To think all of us were born this way, isn't nature beautiful?

>>70140375
>airsoft

hat