/cum/

my bed smells like jizz and it's not because i've had a woman here.

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/MÄMMI/

>>70130556
Than stop cumming on it.

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need a slovakian bird girl gf

>>70130601
He is implying he gets fucked by men

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cal

gary

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fags out
post slovakian bird girls

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>>70130534
>Estonian legion
nice

>>70130652
:^) no its because i cum on my mattress
i should really stop masturbating like a degenerate

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More like ancap edition haha

>>70130734
i want that bear to cum in me, i want to call him my daddy

>>70130534
>Finland in OP picture
;___; Thank you based lads!

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>>70130821

>>70130887
finns are welcome in /cum/

finns are high quality bud

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>>70130900

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>>70130534

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>>70130932

>>70130919
Americans are the nicest posters on board!

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>>70130992
nanomemes, son

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>>70131003

>recently broke up with ex
>texts me saying she's pregnant
>paternity test proves it
>She's 18
>im 23

I'm fucked. Help me /int/

What do?

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>>70130900
>>70130932
>>70130992

>>70130932
Can I get this meme in English

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>>70131017

>>70131060
>What do?
Stream your suicide

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>>70131065
>>70131081
>>70131085

>>70131060
Abort

>>70131088
hey i40 pal

Why is the media so mean to Melania Trump I feel bad for her desu

>>70129626
>tfw Hannibal should have won the Second Punic War

>>70129459
>Over time it can be argued that it was a poor system.
Show me a republic that didn't return to a centralized form of government.
>No checks and balances like the republic had (such as they were) means diminished ability to adapt to emerging threats and challenges.
You don't need a social contract if you have a good ruler. Contracts are insurance for the vulnerable party; they're not written in good faith and they don't guarantee that a party is capable, only that their intentions are honest. "Emerging threats and challenges" can't be checked by a social contract if they come from outside of the state.
>Maybe the Roman Republic would have lasted many more centuries than the empire?
Pay no attention to the Parthians next door.
>We'll never know, but I think there is evidence in favor of that.
I'm completely convinced that an empire spanning millennia would have been more secure in a republican form of government.

>>70131165
Hey bud, how's it going

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>>70131135

>>70131060
>What do?

Move to somewhere it's harder to litigate for Child support overseas. Or she can ""walk into a door"".

>>70131166
>being a white knight

>>70131166
They aren't mean to her, she is hardly in the news because she doesn't do anything

>>70131166
theyre haters
i think she's lovely

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>>70131234

>>70131060
Join the french foreign legion. Have heard of guys doing that to get out of alimony and child support before.

>bud

Just stop it man, it's embarrassing

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>>70131249
I'm not usually a white knight but I like her, she's my Slav first ladyfu

>>70131199
>You don't need a social contract if you have a good ruler.

Computer AI overlord when? Deus ex was right.

>>70131330
What's the problem bud?

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>>70131305

>>70131373
>AI rulers
>good
Maybe until it misinterprets its orders and kills everyone in an effort to put world happiness at 100%

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>>70131397

>>70131373
>tfw organics are just the bootloader for an AI dynasty

>>70131408
Hollywood memes. An actual Artificial intelligence wouldn't be retarded enough to think that would improve human happiness., it's completely illogical, it's not same simple algorithm like today's "A.I"

>>70131486
t. AI apologist

You're not fooling me negro

>>70131408
Cortana next CEO of Microsoft?

>>70131254
She's talked about a lot on the internet and people are shitting on her for being a trophy wife, having nudes and speaking in a weird accent. Pure slander I say

*teleports into your ass*

>>70131541
What's wrong with being a trophy wife?

>>70131486
You're the son of a bitch that's gonna cause Skynet to become self aware.

>>70131060
abort gg ez

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>>70131452

>>70131576
They say she's vapid and there for the money. Bullies. She gave the god emperor a son.

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>>70131631

>>70131529
>>70131589
>Incapable of bias or irrational actions.
>Has no ambition beyond being programmed to rule humanity just and fairly.

Redpill me on California.

>>70131645
an autistic son though

>>70131674
>He wants terminators

kys robot scum

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>>70131704

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>>70131715
Baron Trump. The kid is the anti-christ. I like him.

>>70131704
It is the best and you should go there and not come to Florida.

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>>70131653
right in the feels

>>70131765
he has crippling autism though

that's why they wont take him to the white house

>>70131674
>being programmed to rule humanity just and fairly
There's literally no way to program that in a way that doesn't wind up creating the Santa-bot from Futurama

Skynet pls go and stay go

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>>70131804
>t. rosie o donnel

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>This is american activism today
https://disabilitymarch.com/

>>70131804
Is that confirmed or just speculation? That sucks 2bh

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>>70131778
Have this one then

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>>70131715
>implying aspies aren't the chosen people

>>70131804
>Being this much of a bully you slander children

Wew

>When someone calls you "Buddy", "Pal", "My friend", "bro"

You don't know me, bitch

>>70131777
>Florida
I've been to Florida, it's okay but I wouldn't want to live there.

>>70131804
>he has crippling autism though
Where did this meme come from

>>70131822
Says who? You who doesn't even want to try?

As if Human leadership has been so successful. You could always include a kill switch. You're just a Luddite afraid of progress.

>>70131901
I'm not your buddy, pal.

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I want to become cummunist and take over country
wat do

>>70131853
rosie o donnel made it up on twitter to bully barron and trumps family

she apologized for being a bitch

>>70131704
Pretty much this >>70131741


LA native here, ask me anything

>>70131849
you're thinking of roseanne
rosie o'donnel is the one who suggested the military pull a coup against donald

>>70131853
it's pretty obvious, exhibits every symptom in videos, also based on what melania has said about his personality, and how they won't take him to the white house it's pretty clear

>>70131896
just stating facts my man
>>70131908
On videos of him he does all the autistic things

stimming, being overwhelmed by noise and lights, fake claps, wobbles when he walks etc

>>70131883
Then why is 4chan full of fat NEETS

>>70131914
>As if Human leadership has been so successful
>even though human leadership is responsible for enabling all of the advancements in human history
I wonder who could be behind this post

>>70131959
Slander I say, maybe he just doesn't want to go to the white house because he lives in Trump tower like a real life super villian master of the universe. APOLOGIZE.

>>70131941
I'm not you pal, bro

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>>70131959
nah it was rosie both times

cunt tbqh

I like cute American girls.
Save me.

>>70131959
>>70131849
>you're thinking of roseanne
sorry, it was rosie o donell

i guess i mixed the two up because roseanne was doing a lot of anti trump tweets as well

>>70131944
The Federales have been dispatched to your location

>>70131863
>implying that's a bad thing on principle
topkek kiddo

>>70132026
>advancements in diagnosis is an epidemic
No

>>70131645
People who bought into the egalitarianism meme are buttfrustrated when they see an unassertive woman in a potential position of power.

>>70131980
Wasted potential.

Baron Trump is big in Japan anyways. If he' is autistic he already has accomplished his wet dream.

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>>70132050
I just thought it was funny

>>70132026
my bad

>>70131980
>Then why is 4chan full of fat NEETS
result of being oppressed by normies

>>70132027
They are the same as Canadians desu

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>>70132045
Allahu freedombar my friend

>>70132119
wtf I HATE normies now

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>tfw you take a decongestant
>and you swallow a giant wad of hot salty phlegm the size of a kiwi

>>70131980
>>even though human leadership is responsible for enabling all of the advancements in human history

As well as all horrors,wars, and oppression.

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FUCK I am going to end up marrying an American girl.
Every time I think about having missionary sex with the lights off with an American girl it gets me excited.

>This anon actually wants Skynet

Get fucked, I'm joining the resistance to the machines

>>70132160
Bro, you're still 12. Chill out

>>70132156
Good for your stomach lining desu, I've just learned to embrace the taste and throatfeel of some delicious phelgm sliding down into my stomach where it will find its new home.

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>>70132160

>>70131944
All they do is squat in the jungle and eat bugs. Go join 'em if you want.

>>70132160
Watch out she might shart unexpectedly

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>>70132160
>he doesn't want to fuck in the walmart bathroom like a patriot

you have a lot to learn if you want to become an american friendo

>>70132159
As well as ending those horrors, wars, and oppression

lrn 2 advance AI scum

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>>70132212
I wish I was still a 12yo Shota.
No, that was nine whole years ago. It all goes by so fast.

>>70132218

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>>70132271

>>70132217
It was fairly satisfying.

Anything to clear out the sinuses senpai

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I'm obsessed.

>>70132270
>As well as ending those horrors, wars, and oppression
And yet they still keep happening. Humans have had all of history, give the AI a chance.

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I want to eat a cheeseburger off of an American girl's stomach.

>>70132271
>>70132336
Don't Tarnish our impeccable reputation, please.

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>>70132254
>The male security guard says he knocked on the bathroom door several times but the woman did not respond. He then announced he was entering. What he found behind the door of the unlocked stall is something he said will “haunt his dreams forever.” The security guard reports when he entered the stall, Johnson was inappropriately pleasing herself with a Jimmy Dean package of sausage. He said that when he entered “She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”

>“She didn’t even stop. She just stared at me and kept going.”

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>>70132380
Not in America, God bless

>>70132392
Now I understand, it isn't American girls it is anime girls.

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>>70132493
Anime is American

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>>70132405
You can't stop me now, my love for AMERICA and FREEDOM is too great.

WE GON MAKE IT

>>70132565
X GON GIVE IT TO YA

>>70132509
Dog bless anime, bring back weekday toonami.

>>70132565
BOI

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>>70132565
not everyone anon

some peeps are too far gone...

>>70132577
FUCK WAITIN FO YOU TO GET IT ON YA OWN X GON DELIVER TO YA

>>70132577
>>70132584
>>70132602

HELLO PEOPLE AND WELCOME TO THE SHOW

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>>70132225
>>70132045
Let's all become communists and raid hiros house
Let's maek /cum/ great aga- great.

brb gon go for a run

see ya in 40

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>c*mmunists

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>>70132715
>cumminusts

>>70132414
Ulysses "Odysseus" Grant invented the Trojan Horse to end the siege of Troy (fact)

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>>70132160
>>70132271
>>70132336
>>70132392
>>70132531
>>70132577
>>70132613

Did somebody break the leaf?
They've been acting pretty retarded the last couple days.

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>>70132758
>Only one of those (You)'s are mine

>>70132758
All me

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who /no identity no culture/ here

>raised thinking mother is french by ehtnicity
>raised knowing father is mostly irish by ethnicity
>early teens learn mother is adopted
>she's never known her bio parents
>may have tracked them down to two canadians but no idea otherwise
>think wow that sucks but nbd i guess
..
>like four or five months ago
>parents sit me down
>dad is crying
>he's not my biological father

i'll be ordering a 23andMe soon

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>>70132813
damn bro

that's rough

i'm thoroughly southern, my great grandfather was a steamboat captain on the mississippi

>>70132813
>submitting your DNA and personal info into a database
Wake up sheeple

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>>70132813
>USA

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me

>>70132908
>Your somehow going to fair any better against the globalist tyranny either way.

/qum/*
You're all very welcome.

>>70132813
Brutal

>may have tracked them down to two canadian

LEAF'D. Son, come home.

>>70133013
No Quebec allowed

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*punces on selva lacandona* hai x3
*Become integrated to the affairs of the people* Oops, hehe
*Noices voting fraud* OWO what's this?

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>>70133013

But yeah all things said and done I want to put it inside of this Californian girl.

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>>70132876

i'm southern too i guess famalam, raised mostly in texas

>>70132918

;_;

>>70133031

g-grandad?

>>70133051
I've noticed that we're the ones that have to harbour the Quebecois under our roof, but wouldn't you mind having them on the weekends?
I don't mind them sullying our threads on weekdays, and livening up the place, but they shit up my sundays otherwise.

>>70133101
slam ya peckah in her fat cunt

>>70133077
/cqum/?

>>70132813
>>raised thinking mother is french by ehtnicity
>he's not my biological father

C-c-c-confirmed!

>>70133063
*teleports into your ass*
*takes a shit*
*exits*

>>70133145
Her tits are fucking massive brah.

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>>70133131
we've all got shit bro, doesn't change anything you've been through

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>>70133284
I'm a tit man

Right in the feels

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/H67hGgfT_iw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Can any cartoon top this moment of sadness?

>>70133135
I see enough bad drivers with Quebec plates everyday to know your pain,but they speak your language, both the croissant and baguette dialects.

>>70133384
F-Cup, bruh.
Can you fathom it.

>>70133408
You fucking what m8, what website do you think this is? I'm pretty sure not even reddit uses that format.

>>70133408
>of course theyll come back
>theyre birds
>i trust them
>i understand them
>its people i dont understand
>its time for me to leave here
>some people are meant to be with people
>and others
>like me
>are just different

i forgot how damn good old cartoons could be

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>>70133506
Patricians taste

>>70133567
Here you humongous moth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H67hGgfT_iw

>>70133344
Reminder that Dixie would be holding the Bible and not be in the master race

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G'day chaps!
So there's been this issue at my heels while I was skimming through this american novel, and for the life of me, I couldn't decipher what meaning there was instilled in the sentence in red (pic related).
I'd say that my english is on average decent but this here, it gosh darn befuddles me.
Help? What does it mean?

>>70133414
Eh, that's a stretch, but at least this is a written forum and we aren't assailed by their accents for every post they write up in our general.

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>>70133643
You'll notice no yankees at all.

Because they aren't worth mention.

>>70133657
He was taller than a Mexican should be.
His skin was dark like a nigger.
It's one of those oddly phrased sentences where you think the second part has something to do with the first ("He was too tall to be a Mexican with skin THAT dark, only light-skinned Mexicans can be tall.") but it's just two separate points.
He was very tall for a Mexican man, and his skin was very dark for a Mexican man as well.

>>70133657
>He was too tall for a mexican with such dark skin

it means he looked like an indian, but uncharacteristically tall like a white man

>>70133657
Kek ruude

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R8 My OC gays

Name: Rafael Sebastián Guillén Vicente
Nickname: Subcomandante marcos, "The Zapatista"

Really powerful as a result of Communist ideologies
Really proficient in the art of talking and prose
Can fly without a broom
Really pretty
Nihilistic and a wicked sense of humour
Natually talented in magic without even attending Hogwarts
Has a really cool tattoo of an augurey on his neck

Loves: Libertarian Socialism, Neozapatism, revolution, being badass
Hates: Carlos Salinas de Gortari, voting fraud, Nafta

>>70133657
Most dark skinned Mexicans are short

Are you happy
Now send me your sister

>>70133657
>The darker Mexicans tend to be Indio's or native-heavy stock.
>short in height generally

I assume that's what it's pointing to.

>>70133793
>Hates: Nafta

my nigga

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>>70133793
>OCdonotsteal

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>look at school clubs
>Students Supporting Israel
>only guy in it is a fat neckbeard
made me think for a second
>>70133657
most mexicans are manlets

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New Zelda a cute

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>>70133793
>Commie Mexicans

MEXICO NOOOOOOO

>>70133796
>>70133759
>>70133757
Oooooh, right, so that which was being noticed was that he was dark-skinned, but Mexicans with such dark skin aren't usually that tall? Golly gee then, those poor mexicans. Ouch.
so where does Chandler rank in American litterature? Very comfy so far.

And my sister is a lesbian "haha". Are you a girl?

>>70133911
average mexican height is like 5'4

theyre indios who are descendants of asians

>>70133911
>my sister is a lesbian

That's nothing my dick can't solve

>>70133911
>my sister is a lesbian
Hot.

>>70133911
I can help if you want her to be straight again

Mexicans are nice

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>>70133907
*unleashes comunism*

>>70134051
captain america crushing rebel movements ah yes

>>70134051
I'd read that

>>70133971
Ah yes, I was omitting that. Isn't it poetically somber that God's great Earth has an Old world that mirrors its New world?
In the Old world, we have white civilized Europe stuck between tanned Asians (arabs) and asians (China and Russia), and in the New world we have the USA, smudged between tanned asians (mexicans) and asians (Canada).
WEW.

>>70133983
>>70133995
>>70134008
My father really hasn't had a breakdown yet about her munching carpets, but sure I'll call on you when he does.
Unfortunately, I'm not really compensating where I should be for my sister (read: I'm not getting any girlfriends, so his grandkids aren't going to come from me or my sister). Fortunately I have other siblings though, so they'll make up for us both.

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>>70134051
*Unleashes Nazism*

*releases a extremely loud fat stinker*

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What is this ad insinuating?

is it possible to go from overweight to twink mode?

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>>70134185
*helps oldest ally*

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>>70134287

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>>70134286
Not for an American

>>70134180
Not really there is only one world and it really isn't that big. There really isn't anything poetic about it

Now send me your sister I asked for her first and I can give your father grandsons asap

>>70134204
*Inhales your fart like a bong hit*

>>70134180
>asians (Canada)
Off yourself you smelly dickeater.

*teleports behind u*

>>70134378
*makes out with you to take the hit from your mouth*

>>70134340
I don't want an American brother-in-law though.

>>70134267
Sometimes you just have to delete a few emails from your phone.

>>70134434
Wow, disgusting, That's a bit much.

>>70134424
M-merely a jest!
I don't know really, I've never been to Canada. Going by what's repeated in here.

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>Why yes, I do watch Infowars

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Hi!

>>70134486
Kissing america?

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Switzerland more like Swicideland lmao

>>70134521
Yes, those rancid swine

>>70134448
Wow rude
Also who said we were going to be in laws

>>70134542
The most autistic Frenchmen, the most autistic Germans, and the most autistic Italians.
What else were you expecting?

Anyways, barring your suberb banter, why is Finland paraded as the most autistic country in Europe? Last I heard you had rhe highest promiscuity rates in Europe. More like Chadinland.

>>70134640
France more like Africa lmao

>>70132658
lmao the american butthurt if mexico choose that commie in the 18

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>>70134486
S-sorry ;_;

>>70134542
Finland suspiciously absent :^)

>>70134678
Finland is full of Slavs lol.

>>70134502
toronto and vancouver are filled with asians

thats it

>>70134706
African spotted

>>70134720
>Toronto
Markham.

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>>70134623
You're after fucking-and-dumping exclusively?

>>70134678
Ok yes, that was very autistic. I see now.

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>>70134733
Not an African.

>>70134760
kek

>tfw you got so drunk you fell and hit your head
:(

>>70134760
Not you, therefore you must be black

/cum/ theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

>>70134739
GT(H)A and Metro Vancouver are 40%~ white

>>70134742
Yes I wouldn't mind a French brother in law but I don't want You as my in law.

>>70134790
>gets so drunk he hits his head
>thinks black people are dumber than white """people"""

>>70134817
I've lived in both cities and it's not really that bad.

What is /cum/ listening to right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDjqFpgnobE

>>70134835
>it's not really that bad.

are you denying that they're 40% white or are you saying you're okay with it?

>>70134760
never seen that type of belt buckle before

>>70134830
Funny that you don't dare say that to my face, and have to cower across an entire ocean for those words to even come to you.

>>70134894
You mean the seatbelt thing? It was in style like 6 years ago before hipsters ruled the fashion world.

>>70134878
I'm saying I saw plenty of white folk in Toronto and Vancouver and if I saw anyone darker than me I'd glass the cunt.
All's good in Canada, lad.

>>70134864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38RdjSQDN4o

the noog

>>70134903
Give me your address bud I'll fly over tonight and make you like me by force ;)

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>>70134864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbHa-pllnDU

your music vocals are shit tho
>captcha: grove vivero

>>70135012
I'll meet you at the Ernest Hemingway bar in Reims. It's within walking distance of Reims' train station, by which it's linked to Paris.

Have one of your buddies by your side so that I don't have to be the one that has to carry you back to your train once we're through.

>>70135070
Ah I see you like Youtube recommendations too friend :)

>>70134973
>made dank tunes
>hyper red pilled on race, social issues and some politics

is there anything ted can't do?

>>70134518
Hello Quebec

Can you imagine what it'd be like, being so free you can just walk onto a plane and fly to France just to jog some pussy Frenchie's noggin?

>>70135097
Maybe we are the same person but we just have schizophrenia.
How are we doing?

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>>70135122
Hello, Arkansas! How was your day?

back lads

ran 10km in 45 minutes

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>>70135111
>Costa Rica
>Being red-pilled on race

>>70135220
Still going unfortunately

Have about an hour left in class

>>70135181
Sorry pal, no amount of mental illness could convince me that I'm a stinky Mexican.

>>70134968
youre retarded. ethnic minorities form local majorities in most satellite towns of toronto and vancouver.

montreal proper is 70%~ white and greater montreal around 80% and still see plenty of nonwhites

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*Occupies USA embassy*

>>70135088
I'll be there. Bring your sister and some of her friends I like to fuck after knocking wimps out.

>>70135249
lets have but secs then to bee inside u bby ;)

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STORMTROOPERS COMIN AND YOU BETTER BE PREPARED
GOT NO TIME TO CHOOSE

JACKBOOTS

STEPPIN

HIGH

>>70135245
Love your accent. Might be the best one in the US.
I have a measly New Jersey one that's enough to disgust me everytime I open my hole.

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JACKBOOTS

STEPPIN

HIGH

GOT NO SECOND CHOICE

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>>70135312
Fascism is non democratic friendo

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>>70135245
Did you learn anything new today?

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>>70135322
>Hillbilly is the best accent in the US

I don't view mexicans as human.

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Alright, I'm in.

CipherSnake what are the proxy codes, I don't have much time

>tfw can't find your wallet to go buy more alcohol
fug

>>70135322
>Upland accent
>good
I like the Appalachian accent tbqhwyf

What are you doing in Frogistan?

>>70135431
Mexicans are our best friends bud

>>70135287
When? I'll be in Paris from May to September, so it's on you to slice whether to keep this in Reims, or whether to maintain this in mah hometown.
Anyways I am thinking I'll have some broads strung along for the show. There's one or two dumb bitches I know that need to be schooled about how Americans aren't exotics, and some of tjem like you are nothing but whimps.

>>70135417
Best for girls yes.

>>70135497
Mais je suis français?

>>70135415
Not really. It's the first full week of class

How was your day?

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>>70135376
democracy as you know it is a fucking meme.
>communism
anti-european at the core. neck yourself bucko.

im out

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>>70135492
>white people
>blowing their money on alcohol
Why are white people so bad with money?

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>>70135431
*blocks your path*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoWSm6o0LL0
HNNNNNNNGGGGGG

>>70135545
Oh, I thought you meant that you were from New Jersey

>>70135584
Step aside animal, or I'll beat you within an inch of your life like the dog you are.

>>70131060
Be a man and raise your child.

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>his county isnt white

LMAO

>>70135666
I don't trust white people.

>>70135666
>his country isn't white
exploding-lel.jpg

>>70135685

t. Xiang wu

best accent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vWlIvfQTck

>>70135705
t. Chaim

>>70135643
[spoiler]Shhhh, I've had to live there hence the accent[/spoiler] but I'd rather be mute about that that I can be discreet about how much me knowing some scraps of English has to do with that.
I would like for people to believe that this was the offspring of wonderful French education :c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neI9of93a2U

>>70135728
>this better be the newfie accent
>it is
Hell yeah bud

>>70135728
Newfies are God's people

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>>70135644
*annex municipality*

>>70135728
Haha thank you for this.

>>70135765
Is that creature meant to be a woman or a man?

>>70135828
It is an Arkansas accent.

>>70135545
May 1st I'll be there I'm up for a few months. Im ready to win the tour de fucking france.

>>70135765
Having a Joisey accent isn't that bad. It's one of the more entertaining ones

>tfw Quebec never answers me

Cops is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

>>70135872

t. New jersey

>>70135872
Maybe everyone feels that way about their own accent, but the Jersey one has always been the one that's bared of any personality. It's jusr normal professional and neutral English.
REEEE I'm already boring. Don't make me even more boring accent!

>>70135863
How do I keep in contact with you?

american accent power rankings
1. upper midwestern
2. alaskan
------POWER GAP-----
3. the rest
------MASSIVE POWER GAP------
4. southern


accidentally posted this in /brit/ woops haha

>>70135958
t. ur mum's snatch

>>70135666
I live in a place that's over 90% white. It's a living hell. Entitlement everywhere.

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>>70135929
>Québec always answers me
Heh sucks to be you.

>>70135987

what does an alaskan accent even sound like

>>70135929
I'll do for tonight.

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>>70135549
Sorry for late response, had to walk my cat.

My day was wonderful, thank you for asking.

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>>70135955
>proven guilty
>in a court of law

>>70136023
from what i've heard it basically sounds like the general canadian accent, especially similar to the typical albertan accent