me on the left edition
could unironically kick any of your asses in a game of chess
just got an envelope, it's my share of the wealth that's trickling down
People like Phillip Green need to have their assets seized, and every country listed on the FTSE 100 should be nationalised without compensation
N E O F O L K
E
O
F
O
L
K
https://youtu.be/SuE3q1Pyf4M
>>70129179
Payday already?
>>70129190
need to shag her
>>70126798
Unironically played habbo for like 12 years between 2003 and 2015.
>>70129188
good lad x
>>70129178
SCREAMING at /pol/'s sense of self-importance x
the so-called scranny has arrived
the things on the right are cinnamon knots
alri
>>70129217
nerd
>>70129187
Completely agreed senpai
We should send a global message that Britain is absolutely hostile towards businesses so we may cement our third world status as rapidly as possible.
>>70129217
woops meant to reply to this yank from the old thread >>70129014
I am invited to a party tomorrow ?
Should I go ? I'm kinda bored, but the guy who throws it is a decent friend.
I don't really expect a lot of qts to be there though, since we're both engineers, and parties are too much of a hassle.
>>70129280
f o g n t
>>70129239
how fat r u
>>70129261
And business cucks like you need silencing
>London pakis upset that NYC has surpassed london as the worlds most famous and important city in the world
>>70129257
are you the dagestani lad
>>70129295
i'm not fat just had a bad diet
>>70129239
explain the peppers
are those pineapples?
gross
>>70129308
piss off boring cunt its a new thread
the waifu
>>70129257
alri
>>70129209
don't get chatty with me yank
just rekt this Cody lad
had a dream my teeth fell out for the first time in my life
>>70129308
the london tube is more famous than the nyc subway
>>70129318
i think they're jalapenos
it's a thing here to put one in the box whenever you get a pizza/kebab type takeaway, i don't eat them
and yes it's a hawaiian
>>70129308
Not sure who you're arguing with. I'm a Londoner and NYC is clearly 1st
Here's how Bernie can still win
>moved to a new city for uni in 2011
>only realised on the first day after my parents left that I had absolutely no social skills at all
dropped out a few months later
>>70129372
>cody
tell him to FOY
>pineapple on pizza
kys contrarian fuck
>>70129217
flatmate was an ironyhoe and she made a habbo account and thought it was really funny
didn't get it
trump's inauguration will be an absolute cringefest with country music and booing and shit
>>70129360
>She will never fart on your dick
>>70129383
>japalenos
Posted a lot of webms with white Americans being twatted by blacks. Didn't think they could sink any lower till this.
>>70129422
not doing this
>>70129372
what website? i'll play you lad x
>>70129292
what
Wish I could move out desu, living with my mum is driving me insane.
Just rekt this Cody lad again in a matter of 59 seconds
>>70129426
if she even knew habbo existed she probably played it unironically at some point in her life
if the gambia can tell the electorate to fuck off with the result of their election why can't britain and the US?
>>70129239
>pineapple
>mustard
>cinnamon
Runtiest post I've seen all day
>>70129394
ah yes...the planck constant needs to be tweaked, but you are there mostly
>>70129455
fucking hell canadians are a sad sight
>rick perry is the nominee for energy secretary
>has no idea what the department of energy does
ah yes
Find a flaw
>>70129455
>Posted a lot of webms with white Americans being twatted by blacks
why?
>>70129467
https://www.sparkchess.com/
>>70129503
it's honey and mustard
>>70129518
>female
>>70129518
pretty sure she has a vagina rather than a penis desu
she's on the left
prefer the right though and really wish she was 10 years younger
>>70129504
>constant needs to be tweaked
tfw too smart to know what a constant is
the gf
>>70129518
"she" is a man, baby
>>70129518
Only flaw is too many freckles
>>70129527
how about www.sparkyank.com
*sparks you*
one punch
>>70129174
sure
Feel like every time I do a jobsearch the required experience goes up and the salaries go down.
>£9,399.00
the goal
>>70129518
Tweezed eyebrows
>>70129518
>Freckles
>Eyesockets
>Disgusting laugh lines
Yeah that's pretty much it. I'd say 8/10 still.
R8 no h8.
only oldfags will get this
>>70129558
Not bad for 34, go for it
>>70129576
wow... my boss just walked past as I opened that. thanks a lot cunt thought this was a blue board ?
test
>>70129627
> Sue Chef
errr isn't it "sous chef"
>>70129612
>haven't found one for sale in Europe yet
the goal
>>70129536
even worse
>>70129627
>sue chef
It's a doggy dog world out there, you pre-madonna
>>70129569
>wanting to do something beyond the realm of physics
>hung up on some definitions and constants
dummy. god you're such a dummy
what's the most autistic country you've ever been to and why?
>>70129665
i never thought i'd like it but it's great with chicken
>>70129455
it's fake
>>70129677
germany because of the germans
>>70129677
britain
>>70129633
Browsing the chon at work was your first mistake
>>70129668
>pre-madonna
but thats the right spelling
found this sneaky picture of thailad
the actual goal
>>70129711
hmm...
Friendly reminder that moot made it and there's hope for us all.
>>70129612
lol europeans are so obsessed with their shitty bikes lmao.
meanwhile I got a diesel fueled truck.
>>70129715
those quotes are true though
>>70129677
USA
took a shot of spirits before class
not a good idea
would love to go to the netherlands but i'm worried i'll be shorter than everyone
>>70129760
>drinks a shot
>is drunk
>kermit.jpg
>>70129741
better than that leaf's nissan shitecrossover
>>70129668
>>70129650
newtwats
>>70129749
got a cummins myself
>>70129779
Get some lifts for your shoes lad. Wouldn't be without mine now.
>>70128492
France is to Great Britain what Mexico is to the U.S..
>>70129744
That isn't moot
>>70129786
I used to be a drunk so I stay away from it. No tolerance. But I wouldnt say I'm drunk
>>70129818
please do not bully france
Today has been an utter waste
woah ...
>>70129875
that's the same sign your mum has above her vag
what are these like?
>>70129518
the S's on her name tag are backwards
also, what the fuck kind of name is "sas"?
>back living with normies on sunday
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT
eeeer
EEEEEERRR
.... eerrrrrrrrrrr
>>70129939
sas is an airline lad, she's in uniform
>>70129518
eye bags
balding
gay side braid
freckles
>>70129715
>>70129818
Have some respect, freckles, you owe France your flag.
>>70129939
she's in the sas
>>70129792
been on 4chins since 2011 and /brit/ since pretty much the first few months of the general tbqh
>>70129875
>thought it was a project for covering the Bering Strait
>doesn't actually have anything to do with Alaska
>is located in Seattle
>there are girls in this thread RIGHT NOW
>>70130013
do i count as in the thread if i'm fingering my fanny?
*sips*
find a flaw
Hackney Traffic warden/parking attendant beaten up by jews.PART-2
>>70130056
small chebs
>>70130056
Too much vegetables on the plate.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1484852250949.webm
>tfw no qt dancey russia gf
>started hanging round with this gay lad from work
>actually get on insanely well and he's the only friend i've had all my life
>keeps doing weird things like touching my leg or kissing me when i greet him
>fairly sure he wants to have sex
>i really want to but don't want him to blabber about it at work
stuck in two minds, i have a real urge to suck his dick
>>70130093
>flaw
find a flaw
>>70130113
there are loads of these webms on 2ch
>>70130122
little bit gay
drunk 8 shots of gin so far lads
told myself I was going to take a break because of the stroke and shit but I'm back on it because I got some bad news and I also lost my ciggies and weed
>>70130144
no sauce
>>70130152
i'm not concerned whether it's considered gay or not i just don't want people to know i've done stuff with him
>>70130122
I know this feel all too well
find a flaw
fancy bit of the old 'enedioxymethamphetamine tbqh lads
>>70130122
bender
>fanny
>>70130122
Expected something like "don't want to risk our friendship in case the romantic stuff goes awkward", instead I got "I wanna suck a dick". Good job, m8.
>>70130056
she is too normal looking for me to fuck her
Business idea: pork scratching flavoured Pringles
>>70130191
Con: driving or owning this vehicle identifies you as a Deano with more money than sense.
*enters thread*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6tuzHUuuk
>>70130203
i do really want to suck his dick, i get these fantasies about being on my knees and having a hard cock forced down my throat
Is Neutral Milk Hotel's hit single "Holland, 1945" about Anne Frank?
t. never studied much history
>>70130122
poofter
>>70130056
weird face 2bh
still would obv
its the hard-knock life for us
its the hard-knock life for us
>>70130226
its a Kia you mong
need a bf
>>70130122
Just fuck him and ask him not to tell people from work
at least you wont be >tfwnogf any more
>>70130232
>tfw lost all my ITAOTS memes from years back
>>70129668
>a doggy dog world out there,
>pre-madonna
I genuinely thought those were correct early into my teens.
the gf
>>70130249
le fuck fuck machine
>>70130191
no v8
http://www.blackgfs.com
hm yes, interesting..
>>70130230
& making him moan with pleasure
>>70130282
No thank you!
>>70130168
>fight against slavery
>expect you to work without pay
Clever
>>70130256
>it's a Kia
No idea what point you're making here. It's a Deanomobile. It's the type of car a fucking Deano would buy. Looks like the sort of vehicle Dean Smith, born 1995, owner of Dean's Plumbing Solutions Ltd would buy.
wahey some spackers set their fire alarm off
waaheeeyyy
>>70130191
>not a production car yet
>high strain small displacement four banger that'll detonate before 100k miles
>will have to comply with all the regulatory garbage asked from modern cars and be completely unfixable without a Kia mechanic
>>70130306
well done mate you got the joke
>>70130268
you didn't answer the question mate
>>70130306
well done you getting it all by yourself! :)
>>70129903
They look nice desu
no one cares for you a smidge
when you're in an orphanage
its the hard knock life
>>70130334
>>70130346
>tfw I fell for the bait
>>70130368
pfm
>>70130370
how is it bait? it's just an image that doesn't need explaining
>>70130368
post fucking machines
any uk garage man inside
>>70130230
too many sissy videos than are healthy, lad(ette).
>>70130391
calling bait on this one
The normies have gone too far this time
>>70130191
The badge
>>70130113
>2015
they still use VHS in russia?
>>70130271
very good
>>70130337
yes it is about anne frank and how jeff wishes he could save her in some kind of time machine (as he elaborates upon in Oh Comely) x
>>70130422
i'm a normie
can't stand grime producers who make stupid trappy instrumentals
like splurt diablo or filthy gears
don't need all that bass you know what i mean?
trans people are mentally ill
>>70130422
what did they do lad
pic related is the best car
>>70130445
will always be disgusted by them desu
dont have any problems with gay people though.
What's that? I can't afford it? Uh...uhh.. Rasheed!!! Deano!!!!
>>70130442
no i don't know what you mean
*puts a donk on it*
BASSLINE
I don't think you can PUSH atheism, atheism is just nothing, how every human/animal on this planet is born. Saying 'hey you better not get sucked into that cult' is very different to 'hey join our cult'.
>>70130461
Pretty respectable executive-type vehicle to be fair. Not a deanomobile.
>tfw normie with normie (ie. real) problems
>>70130451
Rubbed their normie lives in my face
Going to have to teach them a lesson now
>>70129481
>playing against Chodey Cody
>someone makes a simple observation about daily life that isn't witty or inherently funny at all
hmmm whatever
>someone says the same thing in the scottish dialect
HAHAHAHAHHAHA LOOK AT HOW FUNNY THIS IS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH XXXXDDDDDD
This video showcases everything wrong with modern football and why I hate the sport now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtHpbEbq9kg
>>70130144
I'm still absolutely SEETHING that KFC got rid of Crispy Strips.
>>70130516
those fucking normies
>>70130461
>vulva
haha naa
>>70130461
Rear lights are butt ugly though. Kombi looks much better.
>>70130525
>being this upset over small things
come on now mate have a word
need a 15 year old Irish gf who's attracted to serial killers
>>70130521
i can't beat claire
>>70130442
>tfw people think rhythm n gash is an instrumental for a specific song
Dinner. I'm thinking.... prawns.
porsche cayenne is THE goal
>>70130569
Watching The Fall?
What's the weirdest place you've ever perpetrated a wank lads?
TIME TO TEST THE SPIRIT BOMB
>>70130599
on a golf course
jimmy carr is an unfunny twat
>>70130599
public loo
>paul pogba will make more money in a week than I will in 20 years of full time work
don't rate him
think the normans on facebook are entering the ironic meme stage lads
mad ting
best car
>>70130435
didn't know mangum was a nonce for 14 year old jewish whores desu
>>70130599
did a wank in an entry when i was like 14
wanked in the school toilets too
quite high on my regrets list but nobody caught me so it's alright
>>70130599
in the sea lol
>>70130599
School PE field in year 8.
All the fit girls used to sit in a certain patch in their shorts and after school I went and sat there with a book but actually wanked off underneath whilst rubbing the patches of grass where they sat.
thinking about smoking some h for the first time
should i?
might do oxy but don't wanna get ripped off and do fentyl
Ordered something with royal mail 48 hour delivery
Got an email saying it's been shipped at 1pm with a royal mail tracking code which says they received it at 6:30
Do the 48 hours start from 1 or 6:30?
>>70130631
AARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
PFM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70130599
me mates mums knickers
>>70130631
fucking machines: post them
>>70130230
>>70130599
on the walk back home from a party which was way out in the coutry. Had no way of getting home so i just walked back through all the country lanes and stopped off for a wank along the way. Best wank of my life tbqh
>>70130655
sad cunt
>>70130664
yeah
the goal
>>70130640
sup Xi Wui
>>70130599
public swimming pool when i was quite young
makes me cringe still
>go the doctors office
>pic related is across from you
>stares at you without blinking
>when you at her she does "tsk tsk" sound
what do?
>>70130691
>the (own) goal
>>70130599
Lying on the ground in my garden
>£30k
the realistic goal
>>70130583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugeczCkHgGE
you in a few years
>>70130599
class
>>70130706
>what do?
Administer a lethal dose of morphine
>>70130599
under table in second or third class (primary school).
>>70130664
1pm most likely
i've had them receive stuff for next day delivery at 3am and get it at 9am
>>70130691
And everyone will think you're a hard working farmer and be impressed by you when you drive to your office job on your polished wheels.
>>70130655
guarantee someone knew what you were up to
>>70130706
administer a lethal dose of willy
>Die Briten zerstörten unsere Bäume !!
Being a male virgin incel is the biggest tragedy and indignity a man can face. We are the lowest people in society, lower than druggies, slaves or prisoners. Even slaves get to fuck and raise children. Murderers on death row get marriage proposals and conjugal visits from crazy women.
There is no anguish quite like that of seeing natural selection in action and you're the one being bred out of existence.
the goal
>>70130649
>wanked in the school toilets too
did this several times, like if i was staying late to do some homework or something i'd quite often take a wank break in the loos
>>70130599
on work experience
on train
on footpaths in countryside
normies being loud
>Being a male virgin incel is the biggest tragedy and indignity a man can face. We are the lowest people in society, lower than druggies, slaves or prisoners. Even slaves get to fuck and raise children. Murderers on death row get marriage proposals and conjugal visits from crazy women.
>There is no anguish quite like that of seeing natural selection in action and you're the one being bred out of existence.
>>70130759
christ lad im trying to eat here
The final, actual and only goal.
>>70130813
is that a fucking zebra in the window
me on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok4p6JCVrNI
>>70130813
very odd hubcaps
>>70130769
Reminder this is what happens when you get handed everything from mummy and daddy on a silver platter and then something doesnt go your way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi6TrpbFbtk
>>70130739
so you were wanking at age 8? doubt it
>going to japan with the lads this summer
>watching videos of the walk throughs of japan in HD
feels nice man
Hmm, yes, very interesting
>>70130759
bloody brits, when will their bloodlust be sated
>>70130655
Creasing
>>70130862
ayy weaboo
>>70130599
under the desk in a detention room when i was 14/15
Do Brits only dream of new cars? Are you all Middle Easterners?
>2015 S-Classes going for £35k
have the elite bankers been defeated?
>>70130859
shit, no. I forgot how it goes with classes, more like 10 years.
>>70130631
last sunday's Countdown was good.
the 1980s goal
>>70130910
Honestly never been into Japanese culture or anything. Just seems like a pretty great place to visit.
Ive literally never watched anime in my life
>>70130599
cemetery
>>70130924
this is what i have, runs so well
person i bought it from put shitty black wheels on and sold the originals, can't justify buying the set back
>>70130929
good luck affording the taxes, service and fuel
>>70130661
not even once mate
do amphetamines instead
>deano doesn't know that a car depreciates as soon as a name is signed on the title
lol
>>70130813
>not a Rolls Royce
kys
>>70130978
nice lad
been watching these lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCrqMmpGvvY
the goal
Why does youtube allow so much noncey shit to stay up but pulls down things about white nationalism?
>>70131022
rolls royces are shit
>>70130978
Japan is a great place to visit even for a non-weeb. Just take the time weebs would spend in Akihabara and spend it in Kyoto instead visiting shrines.
>>70131022
official car of the African American celebrity right there
>>70130879
Terrible bait, negros aren't interested in furpuck
>>70130854
he's not wrong though
>>70130995
>taxes, service and fuel
None of those are that expensive
>>70131010
Yes, this is what happens with almost everything you buy you stupid twat
>>70130960
>10
still seems a bit young to be wanking
i mean were you actually able to cum?
>>70131049
yanks
>>70131049
(((elites))) are paedos
>Japan
>Norway
>Switzerland
what other countries have eliminated the lower classes?
>>70131022
>modified rollers
'sheed
what the FUCK did they do the spotify webapp
it's all big and tablety now
eww
>>70130993
Emphasis on 'dream'.
>>70131022
sup Kussar Al-Maamahd.
>>70131054
LOL
>>70131064
Niggers prefer Bentleys
noncery is ok (in moderation)
>>70131066
Huh? I was just pointing out the most popular sports team across a selection of countries.
ADEBAYOR
ADEBAYOOOOOOORRRR
HE USED TO LIKE COACH TRIPS
BUT NOT ANY MORE
>>70130599
science lesson
>>70130854
I know a guy like that and he is the biggest normie in my town
>>70131072
FOB
lads
>>70131073
not homes you ignorant little worm
>>70130879
fuck off
>>70131009
Why?
if it's that good i want to try it
>>70131108
>paying for music
>>70131100
We havent eliminated them, we just let Portugese and Albanians take that role.
never seen a single good leaf post
>>70131171
yeah, the problem is that it's so good you'll want to try it again and again
>>70131156
I didn't say everything you stupid little fucking dunce
10/10 on the left
>>70131040
oh yeah just realized you're the lad that got me hooked on watching these. thanks for these.
>>70131059
yeah we're doing 10 days. Not sure how we're splitting it up but right now its only tokyo and Kyoto
>>70131141
Fresh off the boat?
Free On Board?
>-17°C right now
Wouldn't mind marrying an ageing brit slag to get a green card to the green isles
>>70130929
Greater London
>>70130599
on the kitchen table at my uni house in 3rd year during easter break
geddem jan
>>70131206
Too pale
>>70131069
Ahhh fucking yes the lowest of the low in society drive round in bmws and get thousands of dollars of 'pocket money' from relatives
Guarantee if he did actually shah somebody he wouldn't be any happier, he'd just find something else to blame his fake problems and victim complex on
>>70131232
FONC
>>70131173
>implying I'm not just using the free version with adblock on
>>70131291
excellent post
>>70130599
science lesson too
>>70131316
was checking if I was banned
>>70131387
bait
>>70129239
>papa johns
hahaha, you fucking spacker.
>>70131451
nope
janny flagged me but mod didn't ban me :^)
>>70129239
Post this on il filo