/brit/

cara

FIRST

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STOP SLAGSHAMING.

What time is Donald becoming president then? might watch it to see if anything kicks off (doubt it)

there's a video of my mum doing the rounds on twitter and all the lads are taking the piss out of me

https://twitter.com/ThatHeavyKid/status/822005005628608514

no bully pls

Theresa May has a very lovely voice

went to the heart doctor today and she said is your heart doing well and i said yeah but it's actually been in severe pain for several days haha

>>70126776
Wahey Wahay Wahey Wahay *10 Minutes* *HD*

FUCK TRUMP

>try to make a new thread
>someone else has already made one

Ah yes, very impressive

http://www.strawpoll.me/12147150
http://www.strawpoll.me/12147150

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>>70126801
12PM NY time is his swearing in.

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waheyy

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>FIRST

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did a poo lads

>>70126803
>filming your mom having car sex

Why are American presidents inaugurated so long after the election results?

>>70126801
Coverage starts from 4:00pm on the BBC from what I remember.

>>70126831
Fucking hell midnight in yank time? that's 5am here, nevermind then.

>>70126837
lad

>>70126803
What even is this? What language are they speaking?

>>70126873
12PM is midday you dopey cunt.

>be British
>no free speech
>all your taxpayer is wasted on refugees and funding BBC propaganda
> get raped by Ahmed
>he's the victim not you
>be regular white person
>have to hate yourself

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>70126873
trying to take the piss but you my friend are an utter MONG

>>70126803
Trying to suss out where this is from but I can't for the life of me pin any accent except that lad's fake paki accent.

>>70126869
They have to fill thousands of positions during the transition process

>>70126873
12pm is the afternoon, lad. 12am is midnight

>>70126873
Lol no my friend, midnight is 12AM

12PM is high noon

I make that mistake every day

>>70126869
because the actual election wasn't that long ago, the General Election in November tells the electors which way to vote in the Electoral College vote

>>70126837
>restaurant & bar

heard good things about this place

>>70126922
>be american
>get shot

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>>70126919
>>70126933
>>70126936
>>70126938
I was just pretending to be retarded.

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just have to keep moving

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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-uk-britain-india-trade-deal-freedom-of-movement-delhi-boris-johnson-a7534026.html

Theresa May has reportedly told the leaders of India and Pakistan that she will be restricting immigration from those countries and slashing the number of visas available. This has led to India saying it will probably not sign a trade deal with the UK as it wanted easier immigration.

>>70126964
>>70126958
>>70126957
>>70126938
>>70126936
>>70126935
pakistanis

Usually get up at 7am for work but might get up at 6 tomorrow to watch trump. What time does he actually say his lines and shit?

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What's your earliest childhood memory, and how old were you?

I can remember back to 2 years old. Just remember my mom cooking pasta

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>tfw you're not sure if that girl was actually flirting with you or just trying to get attention by being weird

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seem to have strained the so called diaphragm when heaving before

cannot breathe or move without shooting pains across my chest stomach ribs and back, cannot lie down, it hurts so bad. took some codeine but it makes me nauseous, and if i vomited now i would probably pass out from the pain.

hope it's not a hiatial hernia

>>70126914
australian

>>70127001
It's in the afternoon you twat.

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Emperor Deano, Ruler of JJB

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got a £1000 pay rise today lads

>>70127005
literally cannot remember anything from before 2007

>>70126991
Why would India care what country its citizens are abandoning it for?

>>70126991
UK will put them in a difficult position by cutting off supply chains for things they need such as weapons

>Amir Khan has a wank tape
>a fucking WANK TAPE
lmao

>>70126922
>be American
>get through each day by pretending other countries are more cucked than you

Sad!

>>70127034
giz a borrow lad?

wait is Drumpf getting sworn in right now????

>>70127005
4 years old sitting on the stairs watching my dad leave in his green Vauxhall Astra as him and my mum split up.

>>70127048
Posted it on here yesterday, it's grim

>>70127005
Can't remember before age 12, I was in an IT lesson at school for the smarter kids and I thought I was pretty clever.

The teacher brought up a presentation on the board about intranet, I'd never heard of it so I stuck my hand up in front of everyone and went "Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Sir, don't you mean the INTERNET? You've spelt it wrong!"

Everyone laughed at me and someone muttered "he doesn't even know what the intranet is lol"

>>70127055
Very unfortunate!

>>70127005
4 years old when our neighbour ran over my dog in a green Vauxhall Astra

>>70127005
I remember chucking my dad's CDs out of the sixth floor window of our flat. I guess I was about two.

>>70127068
No, tomorrow

>>70127068
no it's tomorrow you silly yank

>>70126801
keep watching at 5pm. you'll see ;);)

>>70126991

but remoaners said we'd increase non-white muslim immigration x

>>70127069
I remember my Dad packing his bags and threatening to leave once, but the bastard was just bluffing. I was well pissed off.

just got a free rail travel voucher

>>70127005
I remember seeing the wall of the hospital room I was born in there was a brushed aluminum cabinet with glass doors

>>70127005

Being in hospital having an operation, was approx 2 and a half

>Meme president to make life worthwhile

>>70127087
>Can't remember before age 12
Were you HEEM'd?

>>70127174
haha did you mate nice one brb

*appears offline*

Had a panic attack at work. Rushed to the toilet (almost collapsed) and sat on the cubicle floor shaking in a cold sweat, Returned to my desk and was told I should go home because I looked so pale.

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*enters the thread*

alri lets do this thing

>>70127222
What caused the panic attack?

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just imagine the things he's done to theresa

bet they're proper dirty buggers

>>70127005
The first Star Wars prequel

A portent of misfortunes to come

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/brit/ gf 2017

>>70123217
Ought I care?

from: a guy who's 100% free of social medial.

>>70127241
have this weird thing about spiders and thought one was in my desk. sounds stupid but i cant do anything about it

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>>70127222

Lads I woke up at 6pm yesterday because I'm a NEET fuck with no commitments who lives on American time. I've been awake since then and I'm trying to push through till at least 10 so that I can get a sensible sleep pattern together but I don't know if I'm going to make it.

i would say hackney is the best endz in london
would be islington but it's too expensive

>>70127191
No doctor said it might be because I'm bipolar

Tell me about south west of UK.
How is it?

>>70127241

benzo withdrawal probably

>it's a southerners start shit episode
leave it out you bellends

focus on the real enemies; yanks

>>70127281
fucking spastic

Bored as fuck.

Might do some Ket.

>>70127222
stop looking for attention sara

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>>70127278

>>70127281
twat

the oneitis tried to kill herself by overdosing on 'zos and 'hol lads

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>>70127328

>sara
>work desk

>>70127252
none of my business ngl

got severe heart problems. if i do anything intensive then I have a heart attack

AND I'VE GOT ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE

SENSES WORKING OOOOOVERTIME

>>70127281
don't listen to those other jerks

i admire you

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>>70127278
fucked it

>>70127364
BOO!

>>70127349
>thinking 'os and 'ol would be enough
>not knowing she would need a strong 'iate as well

amateur hour

>>70127281
I'm doing the exact same thing even down to waking up at 6pm yesterday

>>70127309
Old people and fields

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>>70127309
the best part obviously
probably the closest part you can find to proper English countryside in this day and age, as there are only 2 cities in the whole area

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>Islington

>>70127394
will be phoning the police and getting a lawyer for this post

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tried to off myself with the drowning in the bath method

took a boatload of xanax, flubromazolam, codeine and jack daniels

woke up 16hrs later with my head well above water and i'd shit and pissed in the bath

>>70127424
jesus christ
hope you're alright
you going to try again?

>>70127424
stop trying to kill yourself

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I've just seen three niggers so far this week. This is the most niggers I've seen in one week since I went to Stockholm.
How do I get rid of them?

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Less the a day until the world ends and Trump does a fascism. We had a good innings, as they say

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>>70127424

>>70127424
Can you do anything right?

>>70127424
should have taken a picture

>>70127407
>probably the closest part you can find to proper English countryside in this day and age
east riding would like a word

guy tried to jump from the car park near me. caused a right hassle because police had to close the road while they brought him down. added an hour to everyone's commute. it would have been a pretty good troll if he wasn't a sad case 2bqhwy

if this one's grime
and that one's grime
somebody better just slap the dj

>>70127309
Bristol is a bit of a hippie hellhole tbqh.

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>>70127424
>he didn't HEY MAN, NICE SHOT

>>70127454
Get Breivik some clemency lad, quick.

right so why do all the ghetto black lads support arsenal, but islington is such a posh area?

>>70127399
's and 'l can pretty dangerous together lad

>>70127424
anyone who tries some bent method like this doesn't actually want to kill themselves

fuck off attention seeker

>>70127424
Fucking mongoloid, why don't you just hang yourself? seems like the most reliable method.

>>70127454
nothing

>>70126935
steering wheel is on the right so it's either here or ausland

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Playing with the gf

>>70127525
the old arsenal stadium was in Hackney wasn't it? Which is the biggest shithole in that area by a long shot.

>>70127548
I meant which part of England it's from.

>come home from work
>do a MASSIVE poo
>beer in the fridge
>half day tomorrow

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will he be knighted

>>70127525
>islington is such a posh area?
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahhaahahahahahah

>>70127570
it was right next to it

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>>70127570
nothing wrong with hackney, I had lunch there earlier

>>70127457
Can't fucking wait, hopefully me and the lads can actually get away with killing the minorities instead of just beating them up

>>70127613
look at islington house prices and compare them to areas in east and south

or even rest of north for that matter

Will Britain ever have a PM as liked and respected as Churchill

reckon the tooth fairy is a fetish all about paedos getting bjs

>>70127617
nigger

>>70127407
truro, exeter, plymouth, bristol, ???

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the goal

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>nothing wrong with hackney

>>70127529
Definitely cause a black out and yeah they are dangerous but even with 'l, 's are very rarely enough for a successful 'ide.

I plan to use a specific 'iate and 'o together, but the 'iate will be doing most of the work; the 'o is just to fall asleep as fast as possible.

>>70127617
lad at the register needs some good rest

>>70127617
love the taste of beard hairs in my sandwich desu

>>70127424
That would never work unless you're a midget or you have a massive bath.

>>70127617
>>70127672
it's gentrified now, it's full of hipsters, students, and overpriced coffee shops

brixton

>>70127657
Yeah, his name is Dave and he's /ourguy/.

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>Islington is posh

>>70127478

every couple of months someone threatens to jump off the manchester arndale carpark

the tram is right below so they have to shut down the tram line and the road ffs

>>70127676
aim higher
---

lads

I got real clientail, we ain't breaking shit down, we don't need no scales

moved into a london flatshare with a bunch of mediteranean lads who I don't know. all I've done since moving in is get drunk and smoke fags/weed while shamelessly wallowig in my own misery. pretty sure everyone thinks my family died or something haha

>>70127676
the family deano

>americans call the qashqai the rogue sport

creasing

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>>70127657

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gf sent

>>70127657
churchill was shit

>>70127617
>tfw you make one of the most highly anticipated games of 2016 and it bombs so hard you fall to serving food in Hackney
I never realised how badly No Man's Sky bombed until I saw this picture.

MANNY ON THE MAP

i always assume the person behind an exceptional clever gimmick is a white lad

suppose i'm a bit racist for it

>>70127773
is this are josefina

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>>70127764
DELET

>>70127718
since when was it not posh?

People are always threatening to jump off that bridge over the M62 at scammondon too, twats.

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>>70127617
>nothing wrong with hackney

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chilean gf when

there hasn't been a good simpsons episode on channel 4 in years

>>70127773
hey aisha. whats your new twitter?

>>70127228
>not the reversed version

Is Manchester the greatest city besides London?

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copped some new toothpaste

>>70127476
too small and has Hull in unfortunately
>>70127674
>Truro
>City
keking
I meant Plymouth and Britstol
Exeter to a lesser extent

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>Senatrix Claire McCaskill

>>70127829
>chileans are white

news to me

genuinely no absolutely nothing about Chile

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>nothing wrong with hackney

>>70127829
isn't she english

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ah yes the london life

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>copped some new toothpaste

>>70127892
why are you on /int/
please fuck offence

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>>70127804

aye

>islington isn't posh

okay lord alfred paddington ii

lot of jungian archetypes on /brit/

>>70127829
>>70127892
>>70127896
chilean-german

>>70127898
That is some terrible parking, they could build a new multi million pound flat between those 2 cars.

>>70127407
North Yorks

>>70127909
>why are you on /int/

I'm on /brit/ m8. Got all the culture I need right here.

>>70127863

no it's a shithole

t. lived here 23 years

is that lad here who's playing mass effect here?

i was replaying it recently but got bored about halfway through mass effect 2, but am considering going back to it

where are you up to?

>>70127829
would make love to

>>70127718
The middle of it around the tube station is definitely posh
Not really posh but definitely well-to-do

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>>70127950
literally the best area in the country

>>70127863
Probably.

you just need to look at the level of sports competitions they are competing for and the order in which they appear.

from what I can remember

London is Olympics tier
Manchester commonwealth (few years ago now)
Glasgow commonwealth (only just catching up)

dunno about the others

If it wasn't for WW2, London would quite literally be the best city in the world

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>>70127863
that would be Birmingham

>jungian archetypes

>i just learned meself a new word mummy and i'm gonna show it off to my friends

>>70127969
finished them all

VERY bored of the conversations currently taking place in this thread. Everyone cease your SHITE conversations immediately and start new INTERESTING conversations.

tried this south park programme and it's fart jokes and swearing

>>70127988
Glasgow is pretty scummy and shitty m8 (t. Glaswegian).

Edinburgh is the best city in Scotland.

>>70128005
when did that host the commonwealth games m8?

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>that would be Birmingham

>>70127863
sheffield > manchester

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>why yes, i suffer from le "anxiety"
>my temper tantr- uhh i mean panic attacks are a real problem, you know!

>>70128020
kill yourself

>>70128005

is that supposed to look good?

>>70128037
we're bidding for 2026 actually

plus we're housing half the commonwealth

>>70128034
it's the only true metropolitan area in scotland and the 3/4 biggest in the UK.
Edinburgh is nicer but not a city on the same scale

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so this......... is the.............. power of the........... north

Women’s rights activists have expressed fury over a legal amendment under consideration in the Russian parliament which, if passed, would decriminalise domestic abuse.

The amendment would make “moderate” violence within families an administrative rather than criminal offence, punishable by a fine rather than a jail sentence.

Those behind the bill say they believe it supports “traditional values” and stops the state from snooping into family matters.


>the so-called gf gonna see the back of my hand soon enough

>>70128080
>plus we're housing half the commonwealth
Yeah that doesn't help your case.

Best cities in the UK:

1. Edinburgh
2. Bath
3. York
4. Cambridge
5. London

the rest: who cares

>>70128061
poetry

>>70127988
Manchester hosted the UEFA Cup and Champions' League in the last 15 years.

>>70128006
someone's id is out of control

>>70128080
never knew brum is this far behind the rest

ffs lazy cunts

>>70128095
attalad

>>70128095
Ah yes, British culture.

She wants a MAN from Manny.

>>70128095
typical drunken bydlo can't wait to beat up a woman

>>70128114
york is god-tier

>>70128114
>London

screeching

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reckon this is about right

>>70128091
STEELERS
T
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L
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business idea: illegalise homosexuality

>>70128119
1 game only requires a single good stadium. it's not indicative of the city at large. Only a tournament can tell you about the infrastructure spending of the city. Similarly for countries and the world cup etc

>>70128114
>edinburgh
>UK

psychology is a pseudoscience

>>70128171
good lad

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>why yes, I am indeed a real, big (obese) yank woman and if you consider me too horrifically overweight for your taste I can only assume it's because you penis is below the 18" required for my bucket fanny

>>70128037
it hosted the Tories' conference,
check
mate.

>>70128061
LMAO

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>>70128149
>>70128114
good lads

>>70128171
what did poo peeland do to deserve your ire?

>>70128227
Hmm, an Irishman talking about the location of the Tory conference.

>>70128211
psychoanalysis is a pseudoscience I haven't looked into the other ones

>>70128061
HOWLING

>>70128006

prefer the rankian matrices myself

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>>70128171
Why do you hate us Ameribro? I thought we were friends..

wish I had a willy to play with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwqnRZ7GMTQ

why is she so perfect lads

>>70128296

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123

>York

ah yes my city has a historic bit which takes a whole file 5 minutes to explore yet the rest of it is a complete shithole so therefore my city is great

>>70128171
love you too amerilad

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>>70128171
wrong

>>70128298
the least pseudoscientific one is the cognitive approach but even that is pretty fucking pseudo

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Wonder what it's like having a vagina.

>>70128338
>not having a dick
bender

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>>70128351
NO FUCK OFF

Feel sorry for people who live near a waitrose or an M&S food. they could saving so much more

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Thank god Britain is always cloudly. Can't even imagine there always being sun in your eyes and having to walk for fucking ages with your hand over your face to stop you from going blind

>>70127863
I'm going to say yes, but only because every other city is rather dire.

>>70128005
for fucks sake you definitely aren't from brum if you like this shithole.
The only nice thing about brum is that it's not too far away from places like Warwickshire.

>>70128206
are you fucking retarded
america tier post

>>70128370
>york
>one historic bit
the entire city is historic you fucking paki

>>70128382
cognitive behavioural therapy is literally just bee yourself

>>70128404
I used M&S recently for lunch and it tasted like actual real food and not artifical chemical pesticides like in tescos or whatever

fell asleep for 3 hours

fuck

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>>70128333
he's a super-autist who had an Irishman steal that boy he was stalking. The bitterness and spontaneous rage remain in him to this day.

>>70128413
scotland is the canada of great britain

London > Manchester > Edinburgh > Leeds > Glasgow > York > Sheffield > Bristol > Birmingham

got called a tosser in greggs lads

>>70128071
ending ruined it

>>70128436
I still have my lunch money where is yours? thats right you ate it

>>70128464
no it's not, Ireland is

>>70128405
me on her shoulder

>>70128222
A few problems with your post. First is that she's not obese, second is that you're a virgin and you still think that you need a big dick to satisfy a chubby girl, and lastly that you think chubby girls automatically have big vaginas.

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>the entire city is historic

Screaming and crying. What a shithole

>>70128378
>like turkey
'sheed

got called a bender in waitrose lads

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unironically found an aldi at my local complex today. didn't even know it existed. thought aldis were only in the UK

there were a lot of people shopping there

>>70128474
honestly the whole story is a bit shit so you can't really expect it to have a good ending

it's basically just i robot/terminator on a galactic scale

>>70128501
baffled as to what this represents

>>70128351
>The Independent
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amol_Rajan

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>>70128501
ah yes such a shithole

>>70128467
>london
>better than anything besides brum
CREASING

>>70128538
Prefer Lidl desu

>>70128544
York is a barratt newbuild deano shithole with a historic bit that takes 5 minutes to explore

I wish I was a girl

>>70128566
Lidl's version of Choco Leibniz are nice

Is telling blacks you'll get them off welfare and get them jobs a racist thing to say? Because that's literally the only thing trump said about blacks in his campaign

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>>70128579
truly a shithole and not remotely historic at all

york? more like bork

London is vastly superior to anything on Earth. The fact that dumb provincials and Northerners are even daring to compare their utter dire shitholes to London is simply embarrassing.

Keep quiet and pay your tax so that London can have nice things you inbred mongs

How much is your city deal worth?

£1,136,680,000.00 here

>>70128611
this over and over again except NYC is better than London

>>70128558
>>70128603

Ah yes *turns HDR to 11*

got the ol' 'ital lice lads

>>70128603
Are you even reading my post?

5% of your shitty is historic. The rest is a complete fucking shithole where deano gaz and mohammed reside

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>>70128378
wrong

>>70128611
Enjoy your smog and early death while I lord it up in the Cotswolds

>>70128538
this is probably one of my favourite toad images

always love seeing it

>not shaving your pubes

>>70128411
i like canals
saying brum is a good city triggers the rorkes
i live near comfy warwickshire countryside though

fell asleep for 3102932843932497 hours

fuck

having a look

>>70128611
Agreed, London is a great city whose demographics represent the culture of the UK. The rest of the shitholes are medieval compared.

>>70128558
a LOT of misplaced effort went into that, seeing as there is no god

could've built houses for poor people with that money that went towards building that

>>70128538
aldi/lidl is famous for being german you cretin

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>>70128378
Пpивiт, Cepгiй Oлeгoвич Шeвчyк.

Just tried to put my retainer in after years of not using it

it doesn't fit. kill me

>>70128667
Confirmed Southern mong

>>70128644
>muh skyscrapers

I'm Pamperchu

AMA

>>70128696
>slicing dick skin off
>wanting to shave your pubes off on top of this

Do you guys just like suffering indignities?

>>70128538
it's german you twat
i went to one in florida years back too

>Mr McGuinness told the BBC that he had faced a "big decision" over his future and that he will never again be "an elected representative" in politics.

Sounds like someone's going back to the war game

>>70128735
There's no point putting it back on even like 3 months after you get braces removed

Your teeth are fucked. I also hate myself for never wearing retainers

>>70128592
yeah? well tough titties mate, better hope reincarnation is real and that you can reroll as a girl next time around

>>70128743
lol and the best park in the world

>>70128688
>loves China

fuck off lad

>>70128735
Actual spastic

>>70128757
Girls like it la'

>>70128759
>florida
i'm sorry

>>70128667
the entire city is surrounded by castle walls you fucking spastic, then there's cliffords tower, the shambles, the courts and museum which used to be part of the castle, all the fucking gates, castle howard and the fucking minster

none of those are in the same area or even the same fucking thing
stop chatting shit about places you've never been you fucking paki

Just tried to put my retainer in after decades of not using it

it doesn't fit. kill me

> Needing braces or retainers

lol bad luck on the genetic lottery

>>70128811
nonce

>>70128811
what is a retainer? it's either something to do with the dentists or the vagina

>>70128811
>decades
how fucking old are you maaan

>>70128805
went for the theme parks desu
was good

>>70128791
If you could pick between chinese or rasheed / jamal who would you honestly pick?

>>70128810
I don't speak Arabic sorry

>>70128849
i'll show you a theme park

*unsharts willy*

>>70128743
>Subway in NYC actually runs 24/7 unlike the all holy tube

>Lower taxes in NYC

>Everything is open later; bar closing hours never on your mind, no sleepy nights.

>Cheaper services like taxis, deliveries, laundry services make day-to-day life more convenient

>>70128541
expected better than a ghost baby coming out of nowhere