Denmark

The eternal dane killed all the britons in England then came back a few hundred years later and tried to kill all the danes that had previously killed all the britons.

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>>70124673
Why are Swedes on /int/ always so rude to us? Norwegians are always calm and bro tier but Swedes always have to yell and call us mean things.

>>70124816
Because you openly celebrate events like the swedish genocide

>>70124878
What do you mean?

>>70124962
Sacking of Visby, Stockholm Bloodbath. All parts of the danish scheme to eradicate us swedes

wtf i thought you guys were more civilized than this

very disappoint

>>70125023
I have never heard of these t b h.

They will never apologise.
Oppression of minorities and historical revisionism is an ingrained part of danish culture.

>>70125373
So fucking true
*upvotes*

>>70124673
>>70125373
We dindu nuffin

>>70125561
Reparations when?

>>70125578
When we get Scania back

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>>70125599
You can get all of this land

>>70125691
Fair enough. You talk to your people and I talk to mine and I will see if I can work things out.

the oppression of the danes will never return!

>>70124673
Yeah about that,

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>>70124816
It's the albanian again. Now he's trying to spread discord by acting butthurt and reflecting poorly on real Swedes.

>>70125023
But that's not genocide, Magnus.

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>>70124673
Scanians = Danes

you cant genocide yourself, it was just reorgranisation

>>70125599
never, that's where all the good farmland is.

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Hmmm...

you again
you made the same thread yesterday

>>70124785
yeah but then the danes that lived in france came and kicked out those danes

>>70126460
>>70126979
sorry not sorry

lol

wyd tho?

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>>70127213

>>70127268
joonas?

>>70124673
>>70124785
>>70125373
wtf, I love Denmark now

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Yet you fail to mention the swedish genocide in Trondelag, against the danish-norweigan population, All the men of the area were pretty much Slaughtered because the swedish King was a bit iffy about rebellion. Give back Skåne, Halland and Blekinge, then we'll talk about that apology

>>70131496
It was pretty much always you who started the wars if i don't remember correctly. "Den som går med leken får leken tåla"

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>>70131659
Should just have stayed in the union then, without your delusions of free Will, blågule djævel

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>>70131831
I don't remember us asking to join you, seems more like you just reaped the benefits of the black death, danskjävel

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>>70131950
Was the union or get swallowed up in the wars of central Europe, we were the lesser of two evils, should thank us

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my ancestors :)

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>>70132130
I doubt russia would've been able to pose a threat to us during that time. That and you were the only countries we had to worry about

>>70132222
Checked

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>>70132222
Was in your Best interest aswell, you had strife over the position of monarch, and the trade leagues and nobility in sweden wanted a common ruler for the nordics, until the turmoil had settled

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>>70132973
But when we felt like you helped enough you didn't allow us to leave. Waged tons of wars and resorted to Mass executions to try and keep us in. Highly immature of you

>>70124673
lol

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>>70132973
>Was in your Best interest aswell

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>>70124816
We only yell at danes for the memes.

>>70132973
Come on, that's not what it was like. It was a union, it meant we shared a king, not that Denmark as a nation or state ruled over us. The Kalmar Union was a political move supported by the nobility of Sweden. It broke up because swedes got angry at danish feudalism (among other things) and rebelled a lil bit - then Christian II responded by inviting his political opponents, both nobility and clergy, to Stockholm with promises of reconciliation and promptly executed a hundred of them in a Mad King-esque display. Among them was the father of Gustav Vasa.

People have no idea how fucking game of thrones our shared history is. It's cool as hell.

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>>70124673
>"*sob* *sob* evil danes oppressing muh scanians!"
>Takes it in a bloody military campaign and slaughters and rapes half the population
>"haha we took 1/3rd of your land and forcibly assimilated the population and banned the Danish language, you can never have it back!"
>proceeds to commit cultural genocide on the innocent Scanians by turning it into an Islamic shithole similar to Iraq
>"pls take scania back :("

Swedes are shifty subhumans that twist the narrative to fit their agenda.

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It's okay, I don't hate any of you, Danes. We have much to share and learn from one another (though right now Sweden has more of the learning to do).

>>70124673
Someone should get Nils to read this post innawoods, it'd go so well with his style.