/brit/

>tfw no juicy thai gf (who is actually a girl)

http://is2.4chan.org/r9k/1484825743864.jpg

>>70122529
*falls through the door with a hundred other people behind me*

bloody hell bit packed in there

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/HbXj2OGXFjI

>>70122568
Good

>>70122380
>24/7

thought brits lived under curfew

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>be moody and depresssed for 2 weeks because life is fucked
>drink every night
>get invited out by a mate
>get with some slag at the nightclub
>catch crabs

fucks sake, it was meant to cheer me up and now I have just another reason to kill myself. never going out again.

>>70122583
in a big city I guess?

LMAO @ Theresa May's speech to the World Economic Forum. That was the most cucked globalist thing I've heard in my life. You're even more fucked than the rest of us.

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need a fixie

>>70122650
Shut up you nauseating little Normie grub

>>70122651
400,000

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>>70122654
Whats your plan to replace the £12 billion you're not getting post brexit?

business idea: a shariah day to redpill the normies on why islam is bad

arrest any whore wearing leggings, imprison any drunkards drinking the devils liquid etc

they'll quickly realise islam is shite

>>70122582
*grabs your arse during the commotion*

oops sorry m8

>>70122568
more

Frankly all brit expats I have met here are very decent people. Strong contrast with the brits you meet in spain who go out in a group of 12 other guys wearing boat shoes and 'preppy' clothes and ruin the vibe at the bar by drunkenly hitting on girls and making them scared of everyone else. I guess the price of the airplane tickets act as a filter for the more chavy working class brits and we get higher quality brits here. Can't complain tbqh.

>>70122684
bout the size of my city, lil bigger mebbe

good stuff on the street is about 70-80 a g depending on your connection

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Wonder what sort of evidence, if any, is required for trials like these to get this far. It even says in the article that there were no witnesses. It was at a party so you have to presume there was no CCTV.

The allegations are of groping over clothes. Again this seems virtually impossible to prove. Who am I to say it didn't happen but let's be real how the fuck can anyone expect to prove that this did or did not happen?

>british expats
rats fleeing the sinking ship desu lads

Don't reply to it

>>70122650
FONT

>>70122741
>I guess the price of the airplane tickets act as a filter for the more chavy working class brits and we get higher quality brits here.

You're having a fucking laugh right

>politician here suggests immigrants should be vetted to ensure they will be able to treat e.g. men and women equally
>lefties slam her and call her racist
wtf

>>70122682
>>70122767
cunts 2bh

>>70122763
He literally raped his daughter's best friend over the course of 5 years, bullied her and she tried to kill herself, stop making excuses for this nonce.

>>70122776
Do not respond to the retard pls

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yank tourists

>>70122650
My good friend Chad told me that last time he went to the clinic to get his STD checks the nurse there told him that 2/3 women in my city have crabs desu.

>>70122720
Our hard-working Polish immigrants will more than make up for it. Enjoy your Paki welfare recipients.

>>70122776
Are you thailad or the third thai poster?

>>70122776
He's completely right you retard

The ones in Spain are our inbred underclass filth

>>70122843
>shall we walk side by side and talk to each other while we soak up this foreign culture?
>no, let us walk single file instead and keep to ourselves
>ah yes, excellent idea

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eric_Harris_and_Dylan_Klebold

>One of Harris' last journal entries read: "I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no don't … say, 'Well that's your fault,' because it isn't, you people had my phone number, and I asked and all, but no. No no no don't let the weird-looking Eric KID come along."

If I've had a benign tumor before, am I at risk of developing one again?
Asking for a friend

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>>70122529
rayism iz gud

Alri lads, the Algeria-Tunisia match at thé AFCON is starting. Tak to you later.

>>70122925
yes

>>70122955
>Algeria-Tunisia match

ah so France v France?

>>70122864
third thai

>>70122887
the brits here are scum too for the most part m8, either deanos on tour, or bonafide runt tier sex tourists

Naturally there are a few good ones, but they are far outnumbered by the bad ones, from my experience at least.

Plane tickets are only £300, long haul doesn't have a barrier to entry any more

>>70122930
Entire UK column is wrong. Anything 20ºC or above is boiling.

>>70122930
Has it ever even been 40 degrees in the UK?

>>70122843
>Hey Corey, are you sure this is the place? I swear The Beatles were on a crosswalk

>>70123003
He's talking about expats not tourists you cretin

>>70123019
it was when your mum visited

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gf is preggers, don't know how since we haven't slept together in months ahah

>>70123003
You have a gf lad? Fancy a double date with two 20 years olds at Khaosan this weekend?

Might get a job in Thailand and post on /brit/ from there.

Thoughts?

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Reminder

>>70123070
this happened because you had dirty thoughts you perv

Doctor told me I have weak anus muscles lads.

popped 6mg xanax

feel a bit sloppy

Doctor told me I have weak anus mus-
*prrb*
oh god n-
*ppPPPRRLLBLBBLLBLLLTTTTTLBLBLBLPRRrrpPRB*

>>70123038
Quiet you

>>70123072
>Khaosan

No thanks, i prefer the higher class areas

>>70122763
Off course a white person couldn't possibly be a rapist paedophile

>>70123093
probably not a bad idea
not being edgy but we don't need most of the humans on earth
most of us are runts
we only need enough to work industry and scientists to create the industry and guide us forward
most people just live and die and make no progress for humanity

>>70123081
Do it desu. Met an older american guy who's been working here for 14 years. Seemed happier than any yank I have ever seen in my life (he completely lost that bad habit of fake smiling with all his teeths that they are taught to do from a young âge and seemed genuinely happy and chill). If you're qualified in some key areas you may also end up making more money than you were making in Europe (not even accounting for lower taxes and cost of living)

>>70123217
He has nice hair desu

>>70123189
Sam Jackson in Kingsman had the right idea

>>70123217
DONOLD TRUHMP

>>70123217
jij bent bent

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Is Gaelic or Welsh more subhuman of a language?

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>>70123093
>the number of maximum humans which is objectively naturally correct and in harmony with nature just happens to be 500,000,000 on the dot

ah yes very convincing and not a coincidence at all definitely not chosen for aesthetic reasons - no - but because it reflects the natural order yes hmm quite

>>70123171
> higher class areas
Such as? Redpill me pls.
I have been to sukumvit don't really like the sex tourist vibe there. Thailad suggested to check RCA which I will vidit this weekend also. What elese is there?

just made some sperg extremely angry on a video game lads
felt good tbqh

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>>70123217

>>70123217

Americanised twat who'll say the wrong thing one day, get himself nicked and will be forced to convert to Islam in prison.

>>70123278
Maintain humanity under 497,586,349
In perpetual balance with nature

Just rolls on the tongue don't it

Just gave some Deano runt a verbal dressing down on overwatch

He won't be coming back any time soon

>>70123278
don't post

kaz "kikongo killer" miller

>>70123339
imagine marketing yourself as an edgy contrarian and backing out the second it becomes unfashionable
absolute STATE of him

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Series 1 was better 2bh

>get pissed off at all the identity politics
>be a racist instead
bit contradictory 2bh

>>70123339
He is right (not wrong) and absolutely not contradicting himself. He is merely adding nuance to what he said before the alt right became mainstream with DJT winning the élection.

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>>70123433

kaz "fulton a coon, i'll pop the balloon" miller

on the booze again lads

>>70123286
I generally just go out around siam discovery, i'm not too big on staying out past 12 really

>>70123329
>tfw they add you to argue and you just block the cunt

they're all teenage ruskies and pakis anyway

kaz "discount rates for apartheid states" miller

>>70123502
Ah cool will check it out

>>70123474
>>70123518
is this a new pol meme or something

>>70123213
Can you only get jobs in IT? my degree is econ so I can do accounting and all that shit too

>>70123516
he kept calling me a nigger really loudly on mic cos he was saying i wasn't good at the game and i asked him to cry for me on mic, worked quite well in riling him up

Wonder what happened to that lad who used to post pictures of the Pointless contestants every day.

haitiANO

>>70123470
So he's part of a tiny minority that obsessed over Jews, racial superiority and Adolf Hitler?

>>70123548
>new
this is from one of the first trailers for mgs5 I think, where it looked like kaz shot a black kid

SCOTLAND IS INDEPENDANT
[LOUD BAGPIPES]

>>70123571
that's a good shout, do miss that

Stop posting this fucking shit gimmick Goldbergstein

>>70123627
lovely legs shame about the head

>>70123566
can't get enough of it

just imagining some brazilian sperg absolutely fuming because I missed a shot and then rants at me in broken english

Hi lads :3

Ready for the weekend?

>>70123623
>Get independence
>Join the EU

Creasing

>>70123674
yeah mate, taking my girl out for a slap-up dinner

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the gf

maintenance man just tried entering my flat and then entered the one next door
can hear him doing work in there so he probably got confused but i'm debating grassing up the little polish plasterer

>>70123716
the forehead girl

>>70123674
Yeah gonna play loads of videogames lol

>>70123556
>my degree is econ so I can do accounting and all that shit too
It doesn't even pay that well. Yeah you can find some nice opportunities in those are (ministries, multinational, NGOs, the Un). Actually have a brit friend who was working for thé UN here and making a lot of money, with the ability to do consulting on the side too. He got fed up with so started teaching at uni and mking good money as well, which you can do if you have a masters degree. There is a lot of money here in some key sectors contrary to popular opinion abroad. But you should find a job before coming here and come with a business visa. It is a bitch to transform à tourist visa into à business one

need a tomboy gf

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Haven't eaten in so long that I'm too weak to get food

rumspringAAAAAAAAAA

>>70123780
>It being Information Technology

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fight my champion?

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Anyone else's life a tragic mess that they don't feel in control of?

>>70123891
*of which they don't feel in control

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went into pol last night and there were some retards unironically arguing that the earth is flat

>>70123891
I chose this

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What exactly is the primary objective in DotA?
Tad bit new to the game, no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.

>>70123891
yeah, just waiting for the dwp to end by bennies then will have reason to off myself. probably od, but will even fuck that up too

>>70123919
i had a poke around and there was a thread saying vibrational science was suppressed because it was used to transport the souls of pharoahs into the afterlife. This was without a hint of irony

just cracked a maths problem i wasnt able to solve yesterday

i reckon its because i drank all this water

have you taken the aquapill yet?

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le witty quip daily mail girl

>>70123891
felt this way all the time during high school

feel a bit better now at uni :-)

>>70123973
How do people this retarded survive on their own?

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>>70123780
Thanks for the advice, I will look into it, always wanted to try working abroad and I've got nothing to lose for doing it anyways.

>>70123936
hmmmmmmmmmm saw this exact post in sverigetråden made by a sweden

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>drinking anything other than water

are you a chav

>>70124040
>made by a sweden
>sweden
dropped

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>>70123891
>not meticulously planning your own suicide to regain ultimate control

come on mate

There is a mixed race fella in work and he has blue eyes with dark skin and straight white people hair.

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>>70122620
Lloyds TSB
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7dhs96jGCs

'sheed

>>70124003
meh, cheap shot

danes better send along my wax fedora soon

cigarette intake is increasing

If magic was real, it would be a sin

>>70124134
shall have to ask you to refrain from posing my gf m80-o

>>70124129
very rare combination

>>70124132
>tfw Lloyds TSB no longer exists
>tfw you now have a TSB current account and a Lloyds Bank savings account
must be how kids from broken families feel

>>70123891
I'm not sure if I'm still in a dream anymore, this doesn't feel real, the whole world is a product of my dreams.

post rate is a bit low innit

How do we get rid of the Paddy?

>>70124201
Yeah he has a very unique look, he is handsome though (no homo) and has a qt ginger wife, I wonder what their kids will look like.

>>70124132
>>70124204
wuups, I put disk 2 into the case for disk 1 of Serious Beats 57 (2008). Here's what I meant to post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbnPQh2bNKo

>>70124262
i hate big cities, they're only good for finding gf, they you should move away desu

niggers are vile

Lads I have cornered this absolute freak on /sp/ who stays up til 5 in morning getting mad. He's tried to hide who he is but I've caught the runt.

Lel

>>>/sp/73765087
>>>/sp/73765087
>>>/sp/73765087

>talking to old flatmate from college
>Learn the lad plays WoW
>hyped
>plays retail
>doesn't play vanilla on private servers
Can I kill the cock for playing an inferior WoW?

>>70124355
ye a bit, why?

>>70124379
>>>/sp/73765139
screeching

>>70124333
kikes are worse

Got called an absolute runt at Dollar General

>>70124134
who's this bitch?

ABU HAJAAR

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>No.70124216
>from posting "Go_home_Saxon_scum.jpg" and Irish Republican propaganda around Christmastide to becoming an Orange rorke.
Yeah, the current state of Freedomland here.

>>70124379
get a hobby

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*builds you a coffin*

>>70124568
thanks mate
good job I got that funeral savings account instead of a pension, 'ey?

@70124548

How are the south Asians doing, lad?

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>when you're licking the gash and the girl moves her groin about so your tongue enters her vaj

>>70122568
thicc

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The absolute STATE of Ireland.

Good riddance.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>70124685

Australia can't be that bad

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the moth named for dumpster has a tiny pecker lol

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>>70124825
croikey, anothah spoidah

>>70124651
dont get why this is particularly bad or why youre picking on us

>>70124825

Australia can't be that bad

>>70124890
hehe

copied someone's post and got more (You)s for it than they did lads

Is this the real /brit/ thread?

copied someone's post and gonna get more (You)s for it than they did lads

>>70124890
IN THE TRAP WITH THE PRESS (TRAP TRAP)
WHIP AND FLEX (WHIP EM)

>>70124890
silly kot

>>70124931
nope

this isn't /brit/ at all

>>70124651
>america

MUH

>>70124715
my internet has run out and I still don't have my tinder up and running

>>70124966
Is this /epl/?

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refuse to believe this design was 'beautiful and cutting edge' in 2005

>>70124948
nice

>>70125000
no, no

of course not

this is /fr/

>benders in America have been having a "queer twerk party" outside Mike Pence's house the day before he becomes VP to prove they're normal
Will never understand faggots tbqh.

3 inches of irish pride

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Hodor'D

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>>70125044
>finding yourself sexually attracted to other men when 10/10 goddesses like this exist

there's no logic

>>70125030
Eww

can tell the shite i have brewing will have a fairly rough texture and probably hurt a fair bit coming out

>>70125108
Enculé.

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>>70122918
Is somebody re-entering thy memory from reading that passage; fear of a disproportional retaliation, perhaps?

>>70125012
>'beautiful and cutting edge'
who said that?

Hmm I haven't lifted in 7 months tbqh. Been solely running on my gains from rhe couple of years before and I'm starting to look skinny. I need to get back to the gym not gonna lie.

haven't worked on the dissertation in over a month lol

>>70125100
that girl is boring

>visit /brit/pol/
>1 minute in and the cuck posting starts
hmm

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>tfw no cyberpunk city

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Who remembers this classic meme?

>>70124651
I never knew we had that many Chinamen. I've seen a few around but they seem a very rare occurrance, much more likely to see niggers.

got anal fissures but they won't heal because i keep doing big solid poos

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Is this a nice girl?

>>70125209
me on the left having a think

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>>70125181
She's not white, she's black/North African.

>>70125218
really? i see plenty of squinties going through town, its a bit surreal cos they all look like the same person

what's the easiest illness to fake to get on ESA?

>>70125242
she's spanish

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>Who remembers this classic meme?

>>70125270
schizophrenia

>>70125289
That's what I said. I'm going by /int/ definitions.

>>70125270
is faking elephantiasis not working then?

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you arrive in the deano powerhouse...

lads my computer screen is growing, everything lo0kso bigger what is happenings

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“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses... and maybe the odd pig slave Dalek mutant hybrid too.”

do my ting like marley and peter tosh

>>70125328
are you trying to be witty?

new gorillaz track is out

fucking rubbish

gf said I'm really skinny

not sure why, I'm 65kg at 5'9 which is a decent weight. maybe she wants me to bulk?

What's the most likely name for Deano's gf/wife? Tracy? Karen?

>>70125361
The Gallagher Bros did it better

>>70125270
Put your pants on your head, stick two pencils up your nostrils and go around saying "Wibble". Works every time.

>>70125390
Tracy and Karen are middle aged women names

Reckon gingers with red hair and freckles are extremely ugly, lads.

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>when you're stuck on a side-quest

>>70125390
rebecca

>>70125390
Becky

Bollocksed my mashed taters fuck sake

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Just realised only poor people call themselves English instead of British

>>70125390
Michelle
>>70125410
t h i s t b h

all my ma's mates are called that. Maxine too

>>70125409
and what if they've seen blackadder

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you arrive in the northern powerhouse

got to turn up at 9am to somewhere 3 miles for STI tests

never going to fuck a slag again 2bh

I reckon folk who have gingivitis and a bad case of obesity are extremely ugly, lids.

>>70125390
Sarah or Cheryl

>>70125490
Is that Bradford?

>>70125390
Olivia but everyone calls her Liv

>>70125452
FOY

What is the exchange rate between Reddit Upvote and 4chan (You)?

had enough of this claptrap

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>>70125491
>not wearing a rain coat in Britland

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2jGZKvWQAAHrI9.jpg:large

alri lads :)

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just pooed my pants lads

>>70125390
Rebecca
Chloe
Ashleigh

>>70125527
Newham

>>70125390
Lizzy

>>70125579
SHART

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Used to know this one Irish kid in elementary school. He was the shortest kid in class (shorter than all the girls) and he had this high-pitched, squeaky voice that was very annoying.

Needless to say, he got bullied a lot.

>>70125585
THESE.

>>70125574
why yes lets destroy all the bridges so we can only liberate half of mosul yes thanks CJTF

>>70125437
>>70125438
>>70125585
So Rebecca/Becky then?

>>70125390
Jasmine

>>70125579
FOY

>>70125652
yeah Becky's a good one

i got a disciplinary at work because i keep fucking nodding off at my desk. legitmately think i might have narcolepsy tbqh lads. sometimes i just get so tired no matter how hard i try i can't stop myself from falling asleep for like 5 minutes

need to know what the best endz in london is

Watched a total of 6 (six) episodes of this anime I am currently watching so far. Still enjoying it, reckon I will see it out to the end.

Not telling what it is.

just had a very stinky beeriod

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me and the gf

>>70125614
as i recall, boy were usually shorter than girls during primary school desu

>>70125688
is it current season or no?

>>70125687
Every grime """"artist""" ever:
>my endz is the best endz

Skip to one record deal and one album later:
>they've moved out of their dungheap ends and moved their mother, two aunties and 6 cousins also out of the shitehole endz

What's the most likely name of the fat one in your gf's friend group?

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me and the girls x

>>70125748
Hannah.

>>70125748
natasha

ah yes going to masturbate to a woman far more attractive than one i could ever potentially have sex with having sex with a muscular man with bad tattoos

>>70125734
Not this season no but it's not that old I don't think.

>>70125748
Rebecca
Jade

>>70125631
IS destroyed the 5 bridges crossing the Tigris so that the army would have a harder time crossing into the west, before the battle they sent hundreds of armored vehicles and VBIED's to the east before blowing up the bridges

the only bridges that were destroyed by the CJTF were the bridges that were over land (since those are easier to rebuild)

>>70125748
hannah

>>70125773
who gives a shit about fucking buses you autistic little twat

>>70125748
Jordan
Melissa
Alexandra
Jamie

love how the belgian only comes to /brit/ to post pictures of pjw

howl at them every single time desu

>>70125772
>not wanking to lesbian porn
bender

>>70125748
Venetia
Michelle
Trudy

What's the most likely name of the Tgirl in your gf's friend group?

>>70125748
Lucy

But Lucy has also been the fit one so I take this as an exception

>>70125748
beth

>>70125811
alri pjw

>>70125827
Geoffrey

>>70125817
ah yes going to masturbate to a woman far more attractive than one i could ever potentially have sex with having sex with another woman far more attractive than one i could ever have sex with

>>70125786
I know a Rebecca and she is easily over 20 stone at about 5'5".

ah yes indonesia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjI_oHRfIS0

Reckon the Irish have by far the worst accents when speaking English. Makes me think they have a very low IQ.

>>70125827
dave

>it's a people post random names of a person they once knew who was fat episode

ah yes, excellent quality thread here lads really enjoying these posts

>>70125827
Larry

>>70125800
a fat girl named jordan offered to have sex with me when i was 16 but i turned her down because i thought i could do better, 6 years later and i'm still a virgin

>>70125827
something retarded because trannies always pick terrible names

What's the most likely name of the slaggy one in your gf's friend group?

>>70125827
Antoinette

>>70125869
I posted it because I know one that looks about the same, and one that's not as fat but still a landwhale.

Fucking fat messes.

>>70125899
emma

>>70125880
>not the polish
>not russians
>not the french
>not nigerians
very low effort bait lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwqnRZ7GMTQ

need a gibi flight stewardess gf

>>70125880
I think the Irish accent is nice, the worst is easily Glaswegian

>>70125888
I'm picking this bloke to be the fat bird now

>>70125880
the scottish are worse imo

>>70125899
Melissa
Katie

>>70125899
jessica

>>70125899
Rachel

What's the most likely name of the 100% guaranteed to be a raging nonce lad in your group of lads?

>>70125894
hahahhahahaha

>>70125954
Joe

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>>70125929
>ASMR

>>70125954
Leon

>>70125899
Chantelle
Roxy
Chelsea
Phillipa
Misty

>>70125954
Robert

>>70125954
Jordan
>>70125966
FUCK OFF MATE

>>70125917
You know the worst part? The 20 stone whale I'm thinking of has a child. Someone has had sex with it. I genuinely do not understand the logistics of such sex.

>>70125954
Andy
>when you're making nonce jokes then Andy goes "nah but seriously, you would though..."

>>70125954
Sam
Joe
Bob
Jack

>>70125954
Ralph
Gordon

>>70125954
josh

>>70125954
Not sure why everyone is saying anything but "Jamie" for this one.

Nobody in the world knows a Jamie that isn't a disgusting pathetic raging nonce.

>my gf's name wasn't mentioned once through all that
wew

>>70125894
Similar thing has happened to me lad. It's a hard feel to deal with.

For me I must have been 18 (or 17 and still using fake ID) because I was at the club and absolutely horribly smashed. In my drunken state I walked up to two complete randos on the dancefloor and pulled them both in the space of 5 minutes. 90% sure I didn't talk to either of them first but got away with it somehow.

Anyway one turned out to be a chubby (if I'm being generous - she was fat really) girl from the year below. While I was outside throwing my guts up in some stoop she approached me, told me she had an empty and was trying to get me to come back with her. I had to tell her several times point blank to fuck off. Literally yelled "fuck off" in her face. Might have gone back with her if I wasn't so desperately poisoned by the alcohol.

What's the most likely name of your mum's milfy friend who compliments you whenever she comes over?

Would absolutely love to have a fight with one of these skinny 80 year old Chinese Kung Fu twats and absolutely kick his fucking head in

>>70126042
this so much

>>70125954
Nobody said my name haha.

Get bent nonces.

>>70126086
rachel or rebecca... something beginning with an r

business idea: make a post asking for names and rake in the (You)s