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Fertile Eastern European qts edition.
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I'm stepping through the door.
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all brits should be killed
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>>70118780
good choice of pic
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runts...
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got 1 phone interview and 2 face to face interviews lads
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Unacceptable
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fucks sake the window runts are cleaning

hate it
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just overheard a group of southern fairies in MY chippy

had to restrain myself
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>>70118886
absolutely has a penis
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The mother just got sad because she was cleaning the little sister's room and discovered that an expensive present she'd bought her years ago, which she thought she'd really enjoy, is still lying unopened the box. Now I'm a bit sad too. When that spoiled little runt gets back from school I'm going to slap her around a little bit and make sure she uses the present.
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>>70118836
you won't get any of them
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>>70118915
What was the present?
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unironically believe I caught autism from playing too much crusader kings 2
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>>70118956

box of Magnum condoms
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>>70118959
chuckled sensibly
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>>70118915
>not making her clean her own room
Bad parenting
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My gf:
> has anxiety
> probably a bit of depression too
> has no friends at uni
> relies on me for 99% of her social activities
> is pretty
> loves me
> Has a rich family in Germany

/needygf2016/ complete
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>>70118993
bit jealous i admit
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>>70118913
Honestly don't know. Here's "their" instagram
https://www.instagram.com/monicasmellow/
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yo bully victim what uni do you go to
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>>70118956
A robot pet thing, where you plug your phone into where the pet's face would be, and then it plays games with you, learns tricks, etc. Probably doesn't actually work very well, but it at least deserves a couple of weeks playing with it just to show you appreciate the gift.

>>70118987
True, me and my older siblings got smacked when we misbehaved and were all the better for it, but then me mam bought into the myth of it somehow being bad for the children, and stopped with the younger siblings (all spoiled little dickheads desu).
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>>70118993

> has anxiety
> probably a bit of depression too
> has no friends at uni
> still has a bf

female privilege
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could knock out anybody over the age of 70 I reckon
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>>70118959
UK Politics 2.1
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>>70119092
how many kids has your mum had
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*enters thread*
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>>70118780
That's the British actress Hermione Corfield.
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>>70119058
Studying Grass Design at the University of Southampton Solent
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>>70119131
9

I'm directly in the middle
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>>70119155
Always feel bad about him pulling a muscle at the very start of his big race.
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think I might be retarded
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>>70119131
6, she comes from a Catholic family and it's just what they do. This poster is certainly not me >>70119159, although I am in the middle.
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>>70119155
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>>70119158
>Southampton
Nice l-
>Solent
BAHAHAHA

t. southampton aero/astro student
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>>70119155
*rinses*
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NORMIES GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN FUCKING TOP REEEEEE GONNA GET ME KNIVES OUT SOON
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>>70119158
designing grass? no wonder you're bullied
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>6 kids

can't be good on the ol' fanny
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>>70119187
you can't be in the middle of 6 you rational number
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>>70119187
>she comes from a Catholic family
And you don't?
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>>70119227
twins
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been struggling with FIFA but I've just gone and done a hat trick with Higuain in the first half
think I've cracked the code
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>>70119169
he looks like a cunt so i don't mind it too much
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>>70119204
LOIS
O
I
S
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>>70119204
not really a good body, my arse is better than that

not sure my shoulders are that broad though

>>70119242
are you a twin?
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>>70119236
perhaps his parents are not catholic
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>>70119268
Disgusting
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>>70119248
racist
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>>70119246
what mode
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>been struggling with FIFA but I've just gone and done a hat trick with Higuain in the first half
>think I've cracked the code
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the ol' brain tumour is playing up again
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>>70119291
well it's all just mumbo jumbo isn't it
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>>70119261
>not really a good body, my arse is better than that

I've got the webm just for you, you big gay.
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EXPOSED
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>>70119227
>>70119261
Not a twin, 3rd eldest, middle-ish, but if you're going to get all autistic about it then you're right, I'm not exactly in the middle.

>>70119236
Raised Catholic but never really believed in it. Was a >tips fedora tier atheist between the ages of 18-21, but since then I've come to respect religion without really believing it. Think I'd be much happier if I was religious desu, I just can't really accept it rationally.
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>>70119334
diving made me crave boipucci.
im not gay though
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> yanks insist on pronouncing parmesan as "parmejaahn"
FUCK

OFF

REEEE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


RREEEOOOOOOOOOOOGHOHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO
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>>70119334
not gay, I just like it when women have tits
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>>70119174

You're a bit less of authority away from fully berning up.
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>>70119343
>you're going to get all autistic about it then you're right, I'm not exactly in the middle.

why would you call me autistic
no need for the insult
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>No m'goodsir, this olympic athlete isn't fit to be my GF, for her body doth not meet my proportional desires, I would not partake in intercourse with her
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>>70119204
*slips*
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>>70119205
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>>70119308
ball kick mode
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>>70119435
shrieking
why the fuck was she jumping
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>>70119408
Autistic isn't an insult you stupid fucking autist, it's basically a superpower.
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>>70119423
every single girl i've been with has had a better body than her
well except maybe 1
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Deh!
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>>70119423
Shouldn't you be at work thailad
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>>70119471
yeh well im not autistic so if you could go ahead an apologise...
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>>70119261
>my arse is better than that
no it isn't
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>>70119471
This, not to mention once I reach 30 I will control the heavens and the earth.
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gotta admit lads, I did a cheeky post in /ital/

tehehehe
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>>70119535
it is though, I cycle like 4-7 times a week
my glutes are prime

>literally so good that the detritus on here are unable to even believe it
tfw i am literally unbelievable
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>>70119521
Only an autist would demand an apology in that manner, I think you should go ahead and get yourself checked out m8.
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https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/821881448789581825
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>>70119631
shan't
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>>70119596
You need to get onto running and squats m8. Running is the best for the buttocks.
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>>70119368
>allo-minium
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https://youtu.be/ouDouEyyd5Y
Lois
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>>70119644
alaminiyum
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>>70119596
pics or you're lying
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where are the promised qts?
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going to be submitting my bollocks as a design for the FIFA World Cup 2018 official match ball
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>>70119636
I don't lift, I just do a fuckton of pull ups, and dips etc calisthenics in general Wouldn't trade my current body for more mass at all, plus lifting would mess with my boxing, no need to pack on mass at my current size
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>>70119644
smelly stupiD YANK
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>>70119204
>>70119667
She's 16 so it's legal. Her partner Tonia is nice too.
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>>70119714
life partner?
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>>70119673
I will talk about myself freely when I feel like it but I have nothing to prove to you, if you don't want to believe me thats your business
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>>70119714
>tonia couch
you mean tonia lounge
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hmmm, interesting
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fucking hell I wish I was a findom qt
can't be arsed with wageslavery
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doing a lounge in the couch room lads
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gonna lift a heavy thing up and down now

wish me luck
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>>70119747
amazing how the media has twisted the minds of the british population to be against immigration

if only everyone's eyes were as open to the myriad benefits of multiculturalism as mine
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>>70119690
I am going to watch it in russia
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>>70119631
christ she's absolutely vile

would step on her like a slug if I ever saw her irl
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Alri lads I've been out all day, what have I missed?
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>>70119631
>>70119631
she's little more than a beggar
no shame
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>>70119784
fuck off billionaire
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I feel that the filter on t B h is a violation of my human rights desu
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What should i eat to increase confidence?
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>>70119747
>That one guy in UKIP who said relax

who is he
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>>70119820
poo with a garnish of loo
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>>70119747
>ukip
>1 relax rules

probably some poor spaz who didn't understand the question
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>>70119820
the hearts of the fallen
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>>70119747
me the 1% in UKIP
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>>70119779
But fuck the pakis and fuck janusz, england for the english
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>>70119827
Frankie
think he's in California somewhere now
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>>70119820
curry (british food)
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>>70119820
Beef Steak
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>>70119155
black lad from my secoindary school went on a full on autist rant about racism and whatnot when everyone was posting this around social media
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russia is like 6 hours away
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want to see Trump get assassinated at the inauguration
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-brexit-speech-shameful-xenophobic-nationalism-accuse-el-pais-spain-biggest-newspaper-uk-a7533116.html

Spain's not happy with us, guys
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https://youtu.be/cO1q3HwB0y0

>americans
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'kin 'ell lads I absolutely REEK

time for some more deodorant
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>>70119910
reported to daddy turnbull
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>>70119910
Same. With a bullet that has "gun control" engraved on the side
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>>70119892
For>>70119811
So this proves I'm not rich
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>>70119910
Or have a stroke.
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>>70119631
>tfw got a femdom fetish but the only girls irl who do it are people like this who just want the money

Why do no qt girls just want to dominate a bloke for the simple pleasure of domination.
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>>70119890
Did he ask for legal action to be taken against the hurdle?
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>>70119890
What did he say that was racist?
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Seems to be more Polish meatheads than ever in my city (Oxford), I have no idea why they keep coming to live in one of the most expensive places in the UK
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>>70119969
off yourself
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thanks for the advice. I'll try everything

>>70119837 #
>>70119842 #
>>70119867 #
>>70119871 #
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>nazis winning world war 2 was our only chance at world peace
>we blew it
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>>70119992
poles are thick cunts

t. mum's parents are poles
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>>70119863
genuinely only ever met 1 pole irl, that can't be right
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Want to see trump welcomed into his rightful place
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>>70120034
that's because you're unemployed
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>>70119820
>>70120019
Whisky.
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>>70119914
Translation: we're worried that you'll stop letting our 18-30 year olds go to work there cos we can't look after our economy
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>>70119863
>live in a paki area
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
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found out why golfers have so many different clubs the other day
pretty interesting

>>70120057
>recommending an Indian drink whisky
lol he's probably been on the stuff since he could swallow
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>>70120031
To be fair, we had a fair few chances during the Cold War to wipe out life on the fucking planet, practically the same.
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>>70120032
They really are, and horrendously uncultured.
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>>70120054
but i'm not though
the only eastern yuros at my work are the cleaners from hungary
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>>70118780
>fertile
>short hair
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>eat a few peanuts
>burps taste like peanuts for the rest of the day

ah yes
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>>70120034
they're all cabbies working 16 hours a day
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>>70119997
Ok. Why?
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>>70120165
cabbies round my way are all Indian
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eating some tenderstem broc
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>>70120146
What the fuck are you even on about goldstein
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>>70120187
fascinating
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cheeky nandos anyone? chicken tendies ftw! top banter!
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American lad on the bus earlier thought he could pay for a ticket with his credit card
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going to check if the normies have left the kitchen...
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... Skylight picture 19 January 2017 ...
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this tenderstem broc is pretty good
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>>70120264
American lad in my flat thought he could watch TV without a license
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>>70120264
thats actually pretty fucking hilarious
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>>70120264
don't bully us we do our best
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>>70120288
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>>70120264
Why can't you though tbf. They should have a contactless thing.
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>>70120326
... Walk picture 18 January 2017 ...
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>>70120326
bloody grim
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>>70120307
Yeah but come on, it was only a 3 miles journey.
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>>70120264
reminds me of the nork qt who moved to south korea, got on a bus and tried to pay by tapping her bum
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>>70120274
Why not just go in there anyway
Are the normies planning to eat you or something lol
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>>70120357
I think they've started doing that in London but only for certain tickets or daypasses.
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>>70120392
they'll talk to him, even worse
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what's are tim up to nowadays anyway
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>>70120413
fuck off nonce
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>>70120413
still covering the same few songs
and talking to his stuffed toys
and being a schizo
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>>70120383
u wot
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>>70120413
could you do me a favor and add "algerian" to your name again
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>>70120357
most transit agencies do offer contactless readers but its for their proprietary transit cards with fares on them not people's personal credit cards
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>>70120392
he's an arrogant twat who thinks people actually give a single shit about him
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>>70120264
london here. you literally can do this. never use an oyster anymore.
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70120439

Would love to read this post, should've filtered sweden earlier
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>>70120406
Can you use contactless debit/credit cards on the underground now or do you still need an oyster card?
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This is so sad.
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goedenmorgen
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>the filtered wants to filter
aha nonce
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>>70120072
Nah I avoided alchohol until I was 23. Even now I drink in moderation. A German female told me I was the only indian she met who doesn't smoke/drink
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>>70120264
I buy mine with my card using the bus companies app 2bh
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>>70120360
timmy's gonna get ya
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>>70120460
What's the deal with oyster cards? Is there any benefit to using them other than convenience? I.e. is it cheaper to use them compared to ordinary money?
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haitiANO
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>>70120440
Not interested in Canadian buses.
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>>70120438
can't remember what board I was on but there was a webm of a North Korean girl telling some other asian lad how she went to a school where they taught you to live in South Korea but she fell asleep in the class about how to catch a bus
She goes to a bus stop and watches a couple in front of her, the guy pays with a contactless card in his pocket by tapping his butt against the pad and his gf pays by holding up her purse
Nork girl thinks "ah, women in South Korea pay using their purses" and does the same - obviously doesn't work, so she tries to tap her bum on it but can't reach because she's too small
Eventually has to ask the bus driver what she's doing wrong because she can't make the pad go beep with her purse or bum
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>>70120413
THAIRAD! GET BACK TO WORK
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Tim looks bloody rough

don't think he has long left
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>>70120481
"""""""""""britons"""""""""""""
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>>70120477
Yeah of course you can on the tube cos it's all done on machines, but the bus is different cos you're normally in the queue and the need to get people on the bus as soon as possible.
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>>70120481

to die on a pilgrimage is a great honour for muslims
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>>70120481
>U.K. citizens
ok
>Britons
fuck off
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favourite alien race in mass effect?

big fan of the turians myself, but maybe just because of garrus idk
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>>70120522
I need to see that
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>>70120564
I don't find any of them really that interesting desu.
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>>70120564
Asari
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>>70120499
yeah it's cheaper, they have a price cap so when you've spent a certain amount in a day it works like a travelcard and they stop charging you. contactless bank cards work the same though so i don't get the point of oyster anymore.
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>>70120460
Wasn't in Londonistan

>>70120495
Yeah but he wanted to use his card when he got on the bus
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>>70120564
Vorchas are nice lads
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>>70120512
*bends*
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>>70120165
>non paki cabbies
don't exist
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>>70120567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyqUw0WYwoc

it's somewhere in this video
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>>70120564
yeh turians are pretty cool. meritocracy and they dont fuck around.
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>>70120598
t. doesn't even read the codex
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>>70120564
The alien races should be exterminated desu so mankind can spread across the universe.
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>>70120564
humans
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>>70120613
biologically they are very interesting but otherwise they are knobs
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>>70120670
theres that yank reading comprehension
thanks for playing
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>>70120707
humans are aliens
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is it worth it to torrent and play through all the mass effects?

i remember playing the mass effect 3 demo years ago on the ps3 at a mates and though it was shit
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Sent the oneitis a message asking if she wants to go for a drink later

Fucking shitting myself lads
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>>70120654

THISSSS
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me
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>>70120765
>should i play a game i think is shit

hmm a real noggin scratcher leaf.
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>>70120765
1 and 2 are great, 3 is shite
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>>70120765
i played the demo for the second and it was pretty good
bioware usually makes decent stuff
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>>70120765
don't rekon you'd appreciate it with that attitude
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Would you betray humanity for alien qt?
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>>70120780
fuck you leatherman
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>>70120848
>leatherman
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>>70120845
n-

*sees indian flag*

yes
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>>70120825
3 isn't shite at all though
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>>70120845
>betray

>he fell for the "racemixing is bad" meme
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>have good public-owned public transport
>sell it to germany and france
>it goes to shit

hmm, rely meks me think
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>>70120643
Oh right so the aliens you meet in game are two dimensional and dull as fuck but the wiki entries and tie in novels are fascinating.

I could have saved myself the bother of playing if you'd told me that earlier.
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still haven't made a doctor's appointment

might end up running out of my prescription at this rate
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>>70120845
I won't even betray humanity for a negro. So no.
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>>70120871
it is compared to the others
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>>70120759
Go back to bed Tom Cruise
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>>70120780
I will get fitter than you aniki
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>>70120765
yes
>tfw will never play ME2 for the first time again
i don't even like video games but it was fucking immense desu
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>tfw war in gambia
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just dropped my mixtape

https://youtu.be/cO1q3HwB0y0?t=47
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What games are you lads getting this year? I'm looking at
>Red Dead Redemption 2
>Nioh
>Nier: Automata
>Mass Effect Andromeda
>Ghost Recon Wildlands (maybe)
can't think of others atm
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Is there anything more disgusting on this planet than a homosexual?
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>>70120165
Literally never seen a pole driving a cab, only pakis and the occasional brit
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business idea: give everyone free money on the condition that they vote for me in the elections
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>>70120887
I didn't say that but you're just coming off like a right miserable cunt so I'm ending this conversation here

>>70120895
only because people didn't like the ending or the dream sequences, besides that It was fucking top
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>computer games
lads this imageboard is 18+
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adama barrow is a wasteman [jammer send]
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>>70120945
*picks it up*
here you go lad
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drinking root beer tbqh
but it's australian though so im not a yank
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2157 never forget
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>>70120949
red dead 2
andromeda
mountain blade 2

that is all
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>>70120949
Crash Bandicoot reboot
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Tucking in to some lovely hashed browns
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>>70120949
>red dead 2
shit
>nioh
>nier
nonce games
>mass effect
no
>ghost recon
also no

shit tier
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>>70120882
British Rail was not good
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>>70120807
>>70120825
>>70120871
>>70120830
>>70120834
>>70120926
im bored of all my other vidya ill let the games download while i go to class
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>>70121010
I will stab you in the gut and fuck the hole
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>>70120997
that means sex beer in australian haha
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trying to engineer a situation where the fwb calls me daddy during sex
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>>70121017
utterly shite set of opinions you've got there you cunt
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>>70121036
screaming, howling and wailing
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Is PS4 Pro Deano tier?
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>>70120963
t. retard
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>>70121017
shit taste mate
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>>70121066
very much so
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nintendo switch to ps4
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>there are people willing to give money to Bioware after Mass Effect 3
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>>70121049
ask her what the diminutive of dad is
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>>70121066
>PS4
>deano tier
think you mean xbox one mate, or scorpio
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>>70121049
Choke her and ask her questions.
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>>70121054
>>70121082
t. manchildren
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>>70121017
solid opinions lad.
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>>70121017
Read Dead 2 will be one of the best games of the year. You clearly haven't even played the original, it was one of the best games of the last 10 years
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>>70121100
sort it you spotty virgin
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might do a career mode as barnsley lads wdyr (what do you reckon)
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>>70121066
VERY deano
especially if you dont get a better tv to go with it
ultra deano if you upgrade to some 34" monster but 30Hz
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>>70121118
I played the original and it was fucking boring
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>>70121094
proxy off totalbiscuit
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>>70120564
krogans
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>>computer games
>lads this imageboard is 18+
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never done sex
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>>70121132
>34"
>monster
fucking hell, how poor are you?
t. took the 51" telly with me when I moved out because my parents just bought a 52"
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>>70121017
dumb cunt
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>>70121033
Not very nice
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Conundrum: want to do the missus up the arse, but the missus doesn't want to be done up the arse
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>>70121135
you have shit taste then
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>>70121156
deano
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>>70120949

Yakuza 0.
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>>70121174
Do it "by accident".
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>>70121135
American tier attention span
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>>70121026
download the DLC mission too.
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>>70121074
pathetic you
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>>70121171
correct
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>>70121135
Kill yourself lad.
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>>70121174
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>>70121135
this fucking pleb

>hurr id on't get why dey make u ride horse so much it takes ageeess and its booring
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>>70121200
Terrible effort at ending the conversation lad.
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>>70121197
So your answer is "rape her"

I'll, err...bear that in mind mate...*screws up your proposal and launches it across the room into the bin*
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>>70121174
Have you got some lube? Try fingering her bum first, do it slowly and see if she likes it
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>>70121174
Ask her if she loves you because she 'd let you sodomise her if she really loved you.
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the anus is objectively more aesthetic than the vagina
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>>70121181
>>70121217
>>70121237
aww did I hurt peoples fee fees?

grow up
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>all these runts arguing about tv size
>2017 not being the projector masterrace

howling
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>>70121246
>I'm a bender
Why didn't you just say that in the first place lad?
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>>70121277
no you just exposed yourself as having a double digit iq
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>>70121135
It's a video game, what did you expect.
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remember that fucking gay gorilla meme?
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cocaine lads
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>>70121183
rather be called a deano than have to squint at your tiny telly mate
creasing at imagining your sofa a good ol' 3 foot away from it haha
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why don't you skinnyfat scum get off your arses and do some circuit training ffs
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>>70121135
>I'm a woman
Weird thing to announce like that m8
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>Igor Yourievitch Osten-Sacken-Bogdanoff and Grichka Yourievitch Osten-Sacken-Bogdanoff, (or Bogdanov) (born on 29 August 1949 in Saint-Lary, Gers, France) are French celebrities, producers, bankers, politicians,[1] writers, physicists and scientific essayists who since the 1970s have presented various subjects in science fiction, popular science and cosmology. They were involved in a number of controversies, most notably what is known as the Bogdanov affair.

Thoughts?
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Is liking video games a sign of intelligence?
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>>70121246
It's not rape you fool, just do it by accident and see if she likes it
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>>70121277
nah just think you're an idiot.
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>>70121355
when you're growing up, arguably
when you're supposed to be an adult, nah
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>tfw too intelligent to read books and stop playing video games
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think I might be pregnant
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tellies arent even expensive these days desu
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Actually crazy how good my body looks
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>>70121355
yes

conversely, liking sports is a sign of low intelligence
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>>70121411
what if I like video games about sports
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>>70121398
are you the lad who works construction and was going to start lifting?
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>Actually crazy how good my body looks
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>>70121420
babbling buffoon
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>>70121420
then you have average intelligence
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>>70121421

>works construction

FOY
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>>70121421
no, that guy is a bender
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it is unironically remarkable how good MY body looks, considering I sit on my arse for a living
do go gym 4 times a week though, just a nice thought that all the benefit has been done off my own back
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>>70121420
deano
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if you're under 6'2 I'm going to have to ask you to leave the thread
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>>70121420
then you are most definitely deano
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Any Englishman encountered overseas... should be killed or raped. They carry the disease of liberalism
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>summary of your post

Intelligent rebuttal, refuting your central argument
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>>70120768
cringing v v hard rn
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>decide to get a rowing machine cos /fit/ recommends it for cardio that will also give some decent gains
>do some research into programming a routine
>it's all women's health articles
not a good sign imo
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>>70121478

Make me you lanky cunt. I'll shatter your kneecaps.
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>>70121421
just been doing 200 pull ups a day + cycling loads + 150 dips every 3 days + 50-60 leg raises on the pull up bar each day

lazy as fuck routine but the results are like BAM

although I am always in good shape even when im not exercising regularly but not its wayy better
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>>70121478
5'8, I'll headbutt you in the shins, lanklet
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>imitation of your post with exaggerated speech and extra buzzwords

Condescending statement vaguely related to the point you were making
>>
Wish it didn't take me literally 8 hours to feel fully awake
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>>70121524
CARDIO
KILLS
GAINS
>>
https://youtu.be/46kAzBMJpEk

Doing a meditate
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>>70121524
ah yes, because male rowers aren't known for having good bodies or anything
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>>70121524
cardio is good for you
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>>70121478
you're outnumbered 9/1 you stupid lanklet
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>>70121560
>CARDIO
>KILLS
>GAINS
fat cunt detected
reminder that strongmen have better cardio than you and are infinitely stronger than you
>>70121539
i have nowhere to put a pull up bar but i did just buy a dipping station that I can just about do pullups with if i fold my legs. 200 pull ups a day is actually pretty mad. Post body
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me dodging all your awful fucking posts
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>>70121649

jammy dodger more like haha
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>tfw 6'3 and built like mr blobby
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>Condescending statement vaguely related to the point you were making
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>>70120146
it's an updo
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>>70121706
looks more like updog
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>[your opinion]
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>>70121630
Cardio kills gains is a /fit/ meme you dwaft twat, it's pretty much what killed Zyzz
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>>70121706
>pole defending short hair
shock
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>>70121726
charls is so dreamy *_*
>>
>>70121597
desu always had skinny unimpressive legs, but even since I stopped running and started cycling for cardio my quads have gone huge and my calves look way more defined

>>70121630
>Post body

I can't right now, phone is pooped and no webcam. I'm 5'11 and 161 lbs with very little bodyfat/boxer physique

also I wouldn't because I have some very distinguising scars and wouldn't want to be recognised on the off chance
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>>70121751
>it's pretty much what killed Zyzz
cocaine and a heart condition =/= cardio
>>
>>70121751
pumping himself full of steroids and cocaine is what killed zyzz
>>
>>70121770
>5'11
you could have the body of zyzz mate you've already been excluded from the breeding population

better luck next time eh
>>
is it true steroids make your heart and shit bigger and puts your body under a lot more strain? why the fuck would anyone take it then, just to look big?
>>
>>70121758
>defending short hair
He's explicitly saying that the hair isn't short. Fucking hell, leafs are bar none the worst posters ever to plague this world.
>>
>>70121812
HGH does that to your organs because it's just growth hormone. IIRC stuff like Test and Tren doesn't do that, but does fuck with your heart in other ways
>>
>>70121812
They let you recover quicker, which lets you work harder, which lets you get bigger and stronger. Plus, they just work in general. If you take roids and don't lift, you'll gain more than someone who doesn't take roids and lifts 3 times a week.
>>
>>70121812
the main problem with steroids is that you have to keep taking them for the rest of your life or you'll go bald and grow tits
>>
why did freddie mercury die? was he taking steroids?
>>
>>70121721

what is "updog"?
>>
Is La La Land any good lads?
>>
>>70121809
garuantee i have and have had atleast 10x more sex than you
>>
*slinks away in shame*
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>>70121900
10x 0 is still 0
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>>70121878
Lots and lots of protein intakes
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>>70121781
>No cardio
>underlying heart condition
>Heat of bangkok
>heat from sauna
>partying heavy in bangkok
>most likely on a cycle(cell tech is legal here)

A myriad of factors, it was a disasters waiting to happen. RIP zyzz, taken too soon
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>>70121900
10 x 0 = 0
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>>70121886
not much, you?
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>>70121872
>If you take roids and don't lift, you'll gain more than someone who doesn't take roids and lifts 3 times a week
kek
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>>70121892
no its wank but i recommend learning city of stars to woo girls
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>>70121942
EPIC b8 my man
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>>70121935
Didn't they say he took some drug to improve his gains that caused his heart to fail?
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>>70121930
>>70121940
very funny
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>>70121758
it isn't short
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>>70121993
it was a flu shot
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>>70121878
Drank too much negro cum
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>>70122018
wtf i hate vaccines now
>>
>>70121943
Another refutation of attempts to downplay the effectiveness of steroids is a study conducted by researchers at the Charles R. Drew University of Medicine and Science.

43 men were randomly assigned to one of four groups: placebo with no exercise, testosterone with no exercise, exercise only, and testosterone with exercise. They were given a standardized diet to follow as well but it was self-reported, which isn’t ideal, but also doesn’t really matter given the results of the study.

The exercising subjects squatted and bench pressed three times per week for a total of twelve sets of six reps, with varying amounts of weights lifted in each workout. Muscle size was measured by MRI and strength was determined by actual one-rep maximums.

After ten weeks, here’s what happened:
>[image showing the test only group gained 6.6lbs of muscle, natty lifters gained 4.4lbs of muscle and the test+lifting lot gained 13lbs of muscle]

The testosterone-only group gained more muscle than the guys weightlifting three times per week.
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Hi, I'm looking for the new thread??
>>
its time for /fit/ to leave lads
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>>70122069

You won't find it here, traveller
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>>70122048
fair enough. Most test cycles are something like 100 times the natty test levels of people
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feelin' fit, buddy?
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>>70122108
bring in the /ck/ toothpaste hotdogs
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>>70122018
>>70121993
>>70122036
he was juicing
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>>70122108
chat shit get banged you dumb cunt
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>>70122141
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>>70122141
guess im just a lucky guy (reference to the site's 4 leaf clover)
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we're all gonna make it bros, he's watching over us from heaven
>>
things I could do with:
a gf
a pint of lager
some maltesers
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>>70122170
obviously. "it's a flu shot" is an epic meme from when that photo of him injecting tren surfaced on /fit/
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>>70122251
drop the gf and add a gram of coke imo
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Looking forward to the new thread
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>>70122290
good shout
>>
Going to sainsburys
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everyone knows scooby was better tb͏h
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>>70122354
No come back
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>>70122289
literally nobody mentioned steroids
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>>70122290
how much is a gram in bongland? dunno if that's a worthwhile trade
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going to safeburys
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>>70118780
That girl looks at least 26 under her hundred layers of make up
>fertile
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>>70122375
>Didn't they say he took some drug to improve his gains that caused his heart to fail?
ah yes, i wonder if this is a reference to steroids
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNR-HsVECOA

;_;
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>>70122385
nonce
>>
Lol is chat shit get banged still a cool thing to say in great britain?
>>
>>70122416
The weak must make way for the strong
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>>70122337
pint a nd a line is enough to make any man happy
>>70122376
proper dank shit off the dark web is about 70 per 1.0g

less mental but better than anything you can buy off a dealer you know stuff is about 130 for 3.5gs

GBP ofc

wot aboot in canada?
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>>70122430
I have two 20 years old Gfs and have a romantic date set up with an 18 years old this saturday, your argument is invalid.
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>there are now 3 thaiposters

End times for /brit/
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i buy jewelry for two 20 year old prostitutes and i'm about to do it to for an 18 year old girl too
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>>70122502
how many dicks do they have combined?
>>
>>70122529
>>70122529
>>70122529
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>>70122488
can pick up a decent g for $80 which is about 50 pounds

not sure about eight balls
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>>70122583
degenerate
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