/nederdraad/

First for 20 bucks for a Dutch fuck

>>70114992
This tbqhwyfam

>be dutch
>spill drink
>country floods

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*slaps anime*
Who is next?

>>70115088
Good doubles

FUCKING OWNED

>not ONE (1) sissy Dutch """boi""" will even show up ITT
The clog wogs truly are sissies lads

Chatting up some Dutch slut on Tinder, organising a meet so she can taste a real mans seed, an Anglo-Australian seed

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>be dutch
>yeah nah youre actually a sissy

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The Netherlans have been officially annexed by the coalition of /bantz/

>>70115101
niggers

>>70115289
Look at all those sissy clog wogs, disgusting tbqhwy, how many of them have receeding hairlines?

>>70115219
>>70115236
These tbqhwy

ok

>>70114957
Please cuck me.

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>>70115288
>88
*vaientaa nekkeri*

HELL SEGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrYw9oUJ8v4

not getting many (You)s today so I'm going to steal gimmicks

>>70114969
>Implying there are Dutch prostitutes in Amsterdam

>he is unironically proud of being dutch

Lmao

>>70115405
*teleports behind you*
*sticks a finger in your dyke*

pssh nothin personnel, jan

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>Dutch anthem
>unironically admit you're Germans and submit to the Spanish king

>>70117316
Duytsch always meant dutch OR German well into the 20th century

That about the Spanish king was sarcastic

>>70117722
>w-we are merely pretending

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>>70117316
>be dutch
>get cucked by spain

>>70117777
Nice numbers mate

No longer upset I got 7778 myself because of this quality contribution

>>70117777
>Habsburgs = Spain

Australian historical insight everyone

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>be dutch
>Discover australia

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>be Dutch
>discover STRAYA
>too sissy to colonise

>be Dutch
>found New York
>chicken out and sell it

>>70118009
Sell a shithole with little to no profits that would rebel in 100 years for a bunch of spice island and a key point in slave trade routes that we would keep for 400 years?

I know which one I would choose

>>70118162
>financial capital of a large part, if not all the world
>shithole with whiney nigs
I know which one was the best choice

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>>70117875
Yes and no, while the Habsburg empire did grow out of marriages and not so much by conquest it is however true that Spain ended up being the center of Habsburg power in this period. While Charles V was not really the biggest Spainaboo (he brought Flemish along with him to Toledo), picture related was the center of administration for him, and his son who did not inherit all parts, very clearly identified more with Spain than with the rest of the empire.

>>70118009
The republic landed on the barren west coast and judged it to be improper for settlement. New Amsterdam was taken by the English in the second Anglo-Dutch war, Suriname was taken by the Dutch. New York was important as a center of trade for the English, however, Suriname was more profitable, you have to remember that sugar plantations worked by slaves were a great (though not ethical) way to get a lot of wealth. While it is very difficult to imagine how this was ever a good deal if you look at it from a contemporary perspective (>>70118243), it sure was a decent deal back in the days.

>>70118369
>judged it to be improper for settlement
>New Amsterdam was taken by the English
So basically you were sissies

>>70118438
I was responding in all honesty to your post with what I know from history. For a relatively small country I think the Netherlands was a bit more powerful than another country of the same size. Countries lose wars, countries win wars, countries have golden ages and less golden ages. Things happen.

>Sissyland tries to convince of being dutch

>>70114957
dutch people are the tallest and broadest people in europe

how is that sissy?

>>70118684
> Sissyland
hot

>>70118737
Even Belgium lasted longer in the last bloody war tbqh