You wake up as President of the United States

>>70110681

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0YrG4pI004

>>70110681
gas iPhoneposters

Send every single reddit user to Africa

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Honestly I would probably just check all secret files, do practical jokes to security cards and bang my secretaries high on all kinds of coke

Maybe I'd publicly announce that I kind of like Angry Birds to make finnish government celebrate for weeks and have the media pissing honey at some point or the other

But then again cocaine and X-files

>>70110780
>security cards
well fug

>>70110681
Re-Introduce death penalty
Increase number of police officers
Increase number of Soldiers
Introduce a law which will force citizens to report crimes otherwise they are accomplice of that specific crime
Enforce less regulation on businesses
Abolished corporate tax
Lowered punitive taxes on the rich
Repeal any kind of welfare for people who are not willing to work but take welfare anyways
Introduce a law which would grant working citizens with 3 or more childern tax cuts.
Remade system from Parliamentary Republic to Presidental Republic
Left EU and NATO

>>70110705
>iPhoneposters
>iPhone
>not iphone

fuck off and kys yourself phone poster

i abolish the senate

>>70110807
Also those are words of wisdom

>>70110681
1)To build a wall.
2)To make the country great again.

>>70110735
Wouldn't that just improve both Africa and Reddit?

Deport all illegals
No Refugees/migrants allowed
Affirmative action abolished
Death penalty everywhere
Free Education to everyone
Increase the white birth rate
Take away welfare
Kill all rabbis
Nuke Israel

>>70110844
Also
Porn banned
Drugs banned
No mosques
No synagogues
Abortion over the age of 18 is illegal
People are not allowed to transgender
Same sex relationships banned

Instruct the National Endowment for the Humanities to translate Magical Princess Minky Momo. And I won't share with /a/

Don't know state vs federal jurisdiction on everything so here's a full list

>Maternity leave for 1 full year, mandatory paternity leave for 6 months
>Drastically increase child care benefits to a sum providing the child with a fulfilling upbringing until 18
>Lower tax rates for families with small children
>Provide free tuition for select college majors based on labour market demand (so STEM majors get a free ride, women's studies do not qualify)
>Provide additional scholarships and living cost payments for high-achieving students and those in select programs with extremely high labour demand (ex. data science)
>Provide each citizen with one "Job Pivot" card which allows them to go back to school/uni/trades for a year or two, with tuition paid and some living expenses, to change their direction to an in-demand industry
>Eliminate common core education
>Cut up the telecom oligopoly and promote much greater competition in the industry, enshrine net neutrality and digital privacy in the modern age
>Pull out all forces in the Middle East at the fastest pace which does not create a power vacuum
>Stop trying to topple every foreign dictator
>Make all consumer product/service terms of service required to be written in plain english without legalese (no more giant Apple waivers of your rights)
>Cut down on a lot of corporate veils, and make company officers and directors liable for fraudulent actions taken by the company under their control
>Crack down on tax offshoring, make it a criminal offence punishable by up to 15 years in prison
>Massively increase investment in infrastructure
>Within immigration policy, rely moreso on "citizen exchanges" between countries (ex. 1000 Americans go to Canada, 1000 Canadians come to America to work)
>Gluttony tax of 50% on luxury products nobody can reasonably justify (ex. yachts, jewellery over $x, overpriced fashion), proceeds go to unemployment insurance payments
>Split up banks into investment side - customer side, no overlap

Ban video games and anime.
Limit television use per house hold to 2 hours.

There, I fixed America and the world.

Make Finland greatest ally and start giving them billions worth of weapons and economic support for nothing

Nuke the muslims

Open the borders
cuck Russia
legalize drugs
support the free market
ensure to make laws against global warming

deportall filipinos and execute the chicanos

sweeping education reform in the south

sell florida back to spain

cut military spending by 40%

harsher term limits for senators and house reps

make lobbying illegal

reinvest in states infrastructure

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>>70110795
We Wonderland now